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Robbie 08-30-2012 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 19154109)
Most religions are equally unbelievable if you really think about it.
Bingo.

One can only hope that all of our politicians don't really take this shit seriously and only use their "faith" to get votes from the idiots in the general population who believe in fairy tales (well, I'm pretty sure that dumbass Rick Santorum believes lol...just be thankful that crazy motherfucker didn't win the nomination)

MaDalton 08-30-2012 02:55 PM
http://www.nobeliefs.com/Tripoli.htm

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2012 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by garce (Post 19154664)

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada. Religion should be irrelvant. Every religion should be protected, yet none should be preferred. Free country. All men created equal under the random God we believe in this week, etc., etc.

Politicians are only religious to con the gullible into voting for them. If you believe otherwise you're either naive, or an idiot. Do you honestly think Romney asked God Himself for permission everytime he bought out a company, disolved it, and fired everyone who worked there? In MOST "free" countries, mentioning your religion or any version of God will get you laughed at and publically humiliated.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Americans screaming over religion, and Afghanistanis screaming over religion. None.

You pray (prey is more apt, though) to the same God. You won't find out who was right until you're dead. Answer? No-one was right. You're just dead. No Pearly Gates. No virgins.

I'm not religious at all, but I sincerely believe God is not going to be particularly pleased with any of you inbred cunts - no matter what your beliefs are. If that sounds like a contridiction, just think about it for a minute. God has nothing to do with religion. Humans made up "religion". We define it, we change it to suit our purposes. We klll each in the name of the exact same entity that our enemies believe in.

All I want is a 70 cent Canadian dollar and three wives. You guys are too busy arguing over gay marraige, God, and abortion to realize its 2012. Give me my fucking exchange rate back, assholes.

You are reading GFY. If you're religious, you're going to hell.

I'll be the guy shoving the pineapple up your ass. Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.
Sup...

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/qu...3bbd8e2c0e.jpg

:stoned

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Robbie 08-30-2012 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19154749)
You realize that religion was the reason the Pilgrims came here, right?

Then later they drafted the Declaration of Independence

So I think it is pretty safe to say that religion is embedded in this country at least as much as hockey is in yours.
The pilgrims were running from religious persecution.

The pilgrims didn't draft the Declaration of Independence. That came a 156 years after the pilgrims landed.

Thomas Jefferson would greatly disagree with your statement about religion. He was very anti-religion. As were most of the founding fathers. Quick google search for "Thomas Jefferson And Religion" will show you that.
Matter of fact...Jefferson was more of a Deist than a Christian.

Our country has become religiously fanatical in modern times (the last 70 years or so).

BFT3K 08-30-2012 02:59 PM
Is your life empty and meaningless?

Maybe it's time to Join A Dangerous Cult! :)

MaDalton 08-30-2012 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19154762)
^^^^^^^^^^

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19154769)
The pilgrims were running from religious persecution.

The pilgrims didn't draft the Declaration of Independence. That came a 156 years after the pilgrims landed.

Thomas Jefferson would greatly disagree with your statement about religion. He was very anti-religion. As were most of the founding fathers. Quick google search for "Thomas Jefferson And Religion" will show you that.
Matter of fact...Jefferson was more of a Deist than a Christian.

Our country has become religiously fanatical in modern times (the last 70 years or so).

DudeRick 08-30-2012 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 19154534)
MY LEFTOVER TUNA FISH SANDWICH IS GOD.

Do you have scientific proof that it's not?

Got a link to it?

See how stupid your argument sounds?
Leftist extremists like you who support Obama are the best advertisement that Romney has! Keep posting douche bag! :1orglaugh

Robbie 08-30-2012 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19154771)
^^^^^^^^^^
I didn't see that. You beat me to it MaDalton. :thumbsup

I'm afraid the U.S. is going backwards and is almost as bad as The Taliban with religious intolerance.

Hell, it's scary to know that our govt. is run by people who believe in those fairytales. It's downright dangerous.

BFT3K 08-30-2012 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 19154782)
Leftist extremists like you who support Obama are the best advertisement that Romney has! Keep posting douche bag! :1orglaugh
Oh, snarky!

http://www.malessence.net/music//2011/02/snarky5.gif

DudeRick 08-30-2012 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 19154794)
Just call me snark. :1orglaugh

ThunderBalls 08-30-2012 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19154749)


You realize that religion was the reason the Pilgrims came here, right?

Then later they drafted the Declaration of Independence



So I think it is pretty safe to say that religion is embedded in this country at least as much as hockey is in yours.

I'm glad somebody admits the christians were responsible for committing genocide on the Native Americans. Hell is running out of room with all these christians.

adultmobile 08-30-2012 03:22 PM
God exists with probability 1/(H+1):
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1206.6752

Also is there one or many gods? The number of gods in a universe must equal the Euler characteristics of its underlying manifold:
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1203.6902

Guys first will lean how to power on a PC, and after how to be a webmaster, right?
So guys should first study the known phisics and math, and after try to understand god :)

devilspost 08-30-2012 03:23 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full...-about-mormons

adendreams 08-30-2012 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19154287)
Who says they are imaginary?
I, for one, say they are imaginary.

Do you actually claim that there is even the slightest chance that they are not imaginary?

You seem like a person clearly able to think and reason, yet your mind appears clouded by the con men and brainwash merchants of the clergy.

Were you one of those guys who believed in Santa till age 12? Refusing to accept the fact that you had been lied to by people you trusted so whole heartedly...

Wake the fuck up man. Grow the fuck up - there is no Heavenly Fucking Father, no Jezus Fucking Christ and no Mean Red Devil... just as certainly as there is no fat guy with flying reindeer squeezing down chimneys to deliver presents.

Houdini 08-30-2012 03:41 PM
It's funny when people bash Romney for being a Mormon, but pay no attention that Obama is a Christian and has been part of a radical Christian church for over 20 years. They essentially believe the same thing.

baddog 08-30-2012 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19154769)
The pilgrims were running from religious persecution.

The pilgrims didn't draft the Declaration of Independence. That came a 156 years after the pilgrims landed.

Thomas Jefferson would greatly disagree with your statement about religion. He was very anti-religion. As were most of the founding fathers. Quick google search for "Thomas Jefferson And Religion" will show you that.
Matter of fact...Jefferson was more of a Deist than a Christian.

Our country has become religiously fanatical in modern times (the last 70 years or so).
They were Puritan-leaning Pilgrims. The Church of England was cracking down. They came here to practice their religion.

I did not say the Pilgrims drafted the Declaration of Independence, I was pointing out that 156 years later religion was important enough that they mentioned in the beginning and as I recall, they even brought it up in the Constitution. What was it, the 1st Amendment?

You have Jefferson as your one example that religion was not a major part of the formation of this country? :helpme

Robbie 08-30-2012 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19154881)
You have Jefferson as your one example that religion was not a major part of the formation of this country? :helpme
Lloyd...do some research.

Washington, Franklin, and many others were NOT religious men. I mentioned Jefferson because he is THE main man when it comes to the constitution of the U.S.
But believe whatever you want.

I'll leave you with a few quotes:
?The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion? -George Washington

"Lighthouses are more helpful then churches" ? Benjamin Franklin

?This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it? -John Adams

Too bad our politicians of modern times are such pussies that they can't speak their minds like the founding fathers did.

baddog 08-30-2012 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19154890)
Lloyd...do some research.

Washington, Franklin, and many others were NOT religious men. I mentioned Jefferson because he is THE main man when it comes to the constitution of the U.S.
But believe whatever you want.

I'll leave you with a few quotes:
?The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion? -George Washington

"Lighthouses are more helpful then churches" ? Benjamin Franklin

?This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it? -John Adams

Too bad our politicians of modern times are such pussies that they can't speak their minds like the founding fathers did.
I wonder why it is that they allowed the Constitution and Declaration of Independence to contain such language. You are right, anyone can find a few quotes; validating their authenticity would be a pain in the ass. I am just quoting those two documents and refreshing your memory about the Pilgrims (which was a religion, just for the record). I don't doubt that there was not a 100% agreement, but they signed it and pledged to follow it.

Robbie 08-30-2012 04:36 PM
Okay Lloyd, I'll try one more time. This is from the website usconstitution.net :

"It has often been seen on the Internet that to find God in the Constitution, all one has to do is read it, and see how often the Framers used the words "God," or "Creator," "Jesus," or "Lord." Except for one notable instance, however, none of these words ever appears in the Constitution, neither the original nor in any of the Amendments. The notable exception is found in the Signatory section, where the date is written thusly: "Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven". The use of the word "Lord" here is not a religious reference, however. This was a common way of expressing the date, in both religious and secular contexts. This lack of any these words does not mean that the Framers were not spiritual people, any more than the use of the word Lord means that they were. What this lack of these words is expositive of is not a love for or disdain for religion, but the feeling that the new government should not involve itself in matters of religion. In fact, the original Constitution bars any religious test to hold any federal office in the United States. "

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2012 04:43 PM
http://leftwingconspiracy.com/wp-con...ator429905.jpg



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Robbie 08-30-2012 04:46 PM
Funny how people today call the ancient religions "Mythology" but our new bullshit about "jesus" is "real".

lol

BFT3K 08-30-2012 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19154934)
Awesome! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 08-30-2012 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19154572)
I certainly believe there is an intelligent design we are all a part of, but to believe in some guy hanging out in space condemning people to fire pits for eternity because we don't believe in some book of ridiculous fairy tales is beyond insane. NOTHING has caused more death and misery on this planet than religion.
You're smart, but just because people use God to try to control other people doesn't mean God does or doesn't exist or that God cosigned them actions or not. Feel me? I'm agnostic. There's gotta be something way bigger than us that we're connected to somehow, I just don't know what it is or give enough a fuck to find out. I just find it disrespectful to diss somebody over their faith, especially if you can't prove their faith is wrong with nothing other than "but we didn't see it yet so it's fake"... there's a lot of things people didn't "know" until they saw it. And there's a lot of things you have to see with your third eye to get the full picture.

Athiests look just as absurd as religious extremists to me. Making up your mind about something you have absolutely no idea about and trying to shove it down everybodies mouth.

MaDalton 08-30-2012 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19154934)
not sure what to think about this...

http://www.salamandersociety.com/tem...front_full.jpg

but do i see some pussy blinking?


http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-co...-1085x1024.jpg

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2012 06:13 PM
One of my favorite Mormon Zombie movies (actually it's the only one I've ever seen).

Lovingly made by one of GFY's own...



:smilie_we

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baddog 08-31-2012 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19154922)
Okay Lloyd, I'll try one more time. This is from the website usconstitution.net :

"It has often been seen on the Internet that to find God in the Constitution, all one has to do is read it, and see how often the Framers used the words "God," or "Creator," "Jesus," or "Lord." Except for one notable instance, however, none of these words ever appears in the Constitution, neither the original nor in any of the Amendments. The notable exception is found in the Signatory section, where the date is written thusly: "Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven". The use of the word "Lord" here is not a religious reference, however. This was a common way of expressing the date, in both religious and secular contexts. This lack of any these words does not mean that the Framers were not spiritual people, any more than the use of the word Lord means that they were. What this lack of these words is expositive of is not a love for or disdain for religion, but the feeling that the new government should not involve itself in matters of religion. In fact, the original Constitution bars any religious test to hold any federal office in the United States. "
All I am saying is to read the preamble to the Declaration of Independence and read what the first amendment says. You can argue all you want. I don't need to argue as I am only stating fact.

As far as those that mock the "magic underwear" I have to ask if you have a clue as to what that is about and if you do, how can you possibly mock someone for that? Seriously, one thing wrong with it.

CyberHustler 08-31-2012 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19154960)
:jerkoff

Paul Markham 08-31-2012 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19154959)
You're smart, but just because people use God to try to control other people doesn't mean God does or doesn't exist or that God cosigned them actions or not. Feel me? I'm agnostic. There's gotta be something way bigger than us that we're connected to somehow, I just don't know what it is or give enough a fuck to find out. I just find it disrespectful to diss somebody over their faith, especially if you can't prove their faith is wrong with nothing other than "but we didn't see it yet so it's fake"... there's a lot of things people didn't "know" until they saw it. And there's a lot of things you have to see with your third eye to get the full picture.

Athiests look just as absurd as religious extremists to me. Making up your mind about something you have absolutely no idea about and trying to shove it down everybodies mouth.
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19154559)
You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?
So what is this thing bigger than all of us. Some thing that talks to certain people to pass on or a mass of chemicals?

God is used to fill in the gaps of Evolution. It used to be some Genesis story in the Bible, which is now so discredited we've taught our daughter to ask questions of it. Now all that's not been explained is what created, what created the Big Bang.

Keeping people ignorant and not asking questions has been religions teachings from the beginning.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...+3&version=NIV

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of..._good_and_evil

Today anyone who questions the utterances of a church is ridiculed or even killed. That can be easily proved and seen everywhere.

Has religion progressed beyond the days when people were burned at the stake for worshipping their myth in a different way. Or being burned for questioning a religions dogma?

Galileo Galilei was not the first or last. Read what a religion did to suppress the truth.

Quote:
Galileo was found "vehemently suspect of heresy", namely of having held the opinions that the Sun lies motionless at the centre of the universe, that the Earth is not at its centre and moves, and that one may hold and defend an opinion as probable after it has been declared contrary to Holy Scripture. He was required to "abjure, curse and detest" those opinions.
He was sentenced to formal imprisonment at the pleasure of the Inquisition.
On the following day this was commuted to house arrest, which he remained under for the rest of his life.
His offending Dialogue was banned; and in an action not announced at the trial, publication of any of his works was forbidden, including any he might write in the future.
He escaped the stake, others were not so lucky. For believing in the truth. The truth religion wanted to ignore.

DamageX 08-31-2012 12:45 AM

Paul Markham 08-31-2012 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19155332)
As far as those that mock the "magic underwear" I have to ask if you have a clue as to what that is about and if you do, how can you possibly mock someone for that? Seriously, one thing wrong with it.
Then explain it to us.

Someone else ask BD this as he will ignore it from me.

Seems is a Mormon. Nothing wrong with that, so long as he doesn't walk up to me in the street and try to convert me to donating money to his church.

DamageX 08-31-2012 12:56 AM

baddog 08-31-2012 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19155367)
Then explain it to us.

Someone else ask BD this as he will ignore it from me.

Seems is a Mormon. Nothing wrong with that, so long as he doesn't walk up to me in the street and try to convert me to donating money to his church.
You could try Google; but I will dumb it down for you so it is easy to understand. Magic underwear are nothing like magic join links.

Remember as a child they used to say if you tied a piece of string on your finger it would help you remember to do something? Well, the magic underwear is the exact same theory, except they are to remind you to be kind to your fellow man.

CyberHustler 08-31-2012 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19155457)
Magic underwear are nothing like magic join links.
Blasphemy !!!

Paul Markham 08-31-2012 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19155457)
You could try Google; but I will dumb it down for you so it is easy to understand. Magic underwear are nothing like magic join links.

Remember as a child they used to say if you tied a piece of string on your finger it would help you remember to do something? Well, the magic underwear is the exact same theory, except they are to remind you to be kind to your fellow man.
So you need to wear two pairs. Or is calling me dumb being kind? As you said try Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_underpants nothing there about being kind.

Mormonism is so twisted and separate from what Christians and science teach it's absurd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Mormon
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The Book of Mormon is a sacred text of the Latter Day Saint movement that adherents believe contains writings of ancient prophets who lived on the American continent from approximately 2200 BC to AD 421.[1][2] It was first published in March 1830 by Joseph Smith as The Book of Mormon: An Account Written by the Hand of Mormon upon Plates Taken from the Plates of Nephi.[3]
Utter fantasy. It's there to appeal to the ego of Americans. America then was a wilderness, populated by rudimentary tribes or Hunter Gather tribes. None were converted to Christianity or Mormonism. No evidence of these prophets has ever been found and never will be found. The only places to go were the centres of power in those times. Not to tribes who wandered around or had a very rudimentary life style. Or more importantly cultures that were destined to die out.

baddog 08-31-2012 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19155509)
So you need to wear two pairs. Or is calling me dumb being kind? As you said try Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_underpants nothing there about being kind.

Mormonism is so twisted and separate from what Christians and science teach it's absurd.
If you are going to rely on wikipedia, at least try to read between the lines. :2 cents:

michael.kickass 08-31-2012 11:34 AM
Fuck religion.

Brujah 08-31-2012 12:04 PM
Some of these guys would vote for Tom Cruise as President, as long as he was a Republican. They don't care.

Paul Markham 08-31-2012 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19156120)
If you are going to rely on wikipedia, at least try to read between the lines. :2 cents:
Then tell us where it's wrong.

Tell us why you think Jesus came to America to preach to the Indians. That's a good start.

BlackCrayon 09-01-2012 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19156996)
Then tell us where it's wrong.

Tell us why you think Jesus came to America to preach to the Indians. That's a good start.
not only that but mormons believe that god cursed the indians brown (they were originally white and from israel) and also believe that all black people are descendants of cain as god cursed him black for killing abel (black people weren't allowed to hold the 'priesthood' in mormon religion until the late 70's because of this). however, while these beliefs seems strange if they were the 'mainstream' religious beliefs they wouldn't seem strange at all because all religious beliefs are strange and don't make sense if you look at it objectively.


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