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Axzar 10-05-2012 09:45 PM

When I first saw the pic, I was like, I know that guy. Thanks for the closure, GFY.

Paul Markham 10-05-2012 10:57 PM

I made some sign ups today, checking Analytics soon.

pornmasta 10-05-2012 11:03 PM

http://www.myimg.us/images/10.06.12/29189.jpg

;)

Black All Through 10-06-2012 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19233326)
Be honest, you all want that fame. Paul goes viral!!

:2 cents::thumbsup

crockett 10-06-2012 03:07 AM

good luck with the potential sign ups..

Paul Markham 10-06-2012 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19235599)

Was that for the full games or the invalid ones and why only a silver? :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 10-06-2012 05:43 AM

it was submitted by dvtimes. he has helped paul get sales lol.

candyflip 10-06-2012 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19233187)
I posted in that thread. more traffic coming to the sites. :thumbsup

Thanks for the heads up Intrinsic

And not one of them will sign up, even though you'll likely claim a bunch did.

Reddit users aren't paying for porn, and they're surely not paying for old, outdated shit.

EDIT: I see that you've already claimed to have gotten some sales. You're so predictable it's hilarious.

DamianJ 10-06-2012 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19235887)
And not one of them will sign up, even though you'll likely claim a bunch did.

Reddit users aren't paying for porn, and they're surely not paying for old, outdated shit.

EDIT: I see that you've already claimed to have gotten some sales. You're so predictable it's hilarious.

Magic Reddit Links FTW

Paul Markham 10-06-2012 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19236002)
Magic Reddit Links FTW

Even if I showed you stats you would say it was Photoshopped. :1orglaugh

Show us the donation.

CurrentlySober 10-06-2012 11:38 AM

My Hero... :helpme

pornmasta 10-06-2012 11:56 AM

I think that currentlysobber has also the potential to become a meme

Paul Markham 10-06-2012 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19236413)
My Hero... :helpme

Thank you.

pornmasta 10-06-2012 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19235881)
Was that for the full games or the invalid ones and why only a silver? :1orglaugh

http://www.google.com/search?num=10&...+not+impressed

livexxx 10-06-2012 06:21 PM

900k views, how many sales?

pornmasta 10-06-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19236846)
900k views, how many sales?


excellent question

Paul Markham 10-06-2012 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19236861)
excellent question

Two yesterday on Astral Blue none so far today.

martinsc 10-07-2012 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19235599)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 10-07-2012 12:16 AM

A little gem for those shooting porn.

"Shooting good porn is about getting a model to convince the viewer she is what you say she is and not another paid model."

DamianJ 10-07-2012 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19236131)
Even if I showed you stats you would say it was Photoshopped.

No I wouldn't. You don't have the skill to photoshop a stats page.

Post away!

Paul Markham 10-07-2012 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19237413)
No I wouldn't. You don't have the skill to photoshop a stats page.

Post away!

Only if you post proof of your donation.

Anyway I made a mistake, it was one on PMT one on AB and one today.

Paul Markham 10-07-2012 07:44 AM

Why do I bother?

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ccbill.jpg

mineistaken 10-08-2012 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19237483)

congrats :thumbsup

Paul Markham 10-08-2012 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19240086)
congrats :thumbsup

Nothing marvellous, but it's nice to get something for nothing. :thumbsup

Still waiting for DJ to come back. :Oh crap

DamianJ 10-09-2012 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19240545)
Nothing marvellous, but it's nice to get something for nothing. :thumbsup

I know you don't really get the internet, but posting a pic of two sales really doesn't prove they came from reddit.

Have you got google analytics installed on the sites yet? If you had, and had set up goals properly THEN you would know where the sales came from.

As it is, you've posted a pic showing you make fuck all sales.

We all knew that.

Well done.

Even if it *did* come from the non-credit card owning teenagers on reddit, you're converting 1:500,000 or so. Lolsome.

:)

At least you can contribute something to the rent this month rather than just rely on your wife's salary. You da man!

Paul Markham 10-09-2012 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19241329)
I know you don't really get the internet, but posting a pic of two sales really doesn't prove they came from reddit.

Have you got google analytics installed on the sites yet? If you had, and had set up goals properly THEN you would know where the sales came from.

As it is, you've posted a pic showing you make fuck all sales.

We all knew that.

Well done.

Even if it *did* come from the non-credit card owning teenagers on reddit, you're converting 1:500,000 or so. Lolsome.

:)

At least you can contribute something to the rent this month rather than just rely on your wife's salary. You da man!

When are you going to post proof of your donation to charity?

DamianJ 10-09-2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19241386)
When are you going to post proof of your donation to charity?

I've already explained twice Paul. I know old people forget stuff. I can draw a pic if you like, it might help you remember.

I'm glad you now understand how reddit gave you no sales though.

Progress!

Congrats again on your two sales.

:)

Paul Markham 10-09-2012 02:00 PM

So you only care about what I think of the proof. No one believes you.

It's like his promise to refund money if his marketing doesn't work. He's good at finding reasons not to keep promises.

Run along there boy, we all see.

DamianJ 10-09-2012 03:04 PM

So you don't have google analytics set up and you have absolutely no idea where those two sales came from.

Cool.

GAMEFINEST 10-09-2012 03:08 PM

paul is buff.

shake 10-09-2012 04:37 PM

Laugh if you will, but he'll make some joins from this :thumbsup

Colo_bitch 10-09-2012 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19237129)
A little gem for those shooting porn.

"Shooting good porn is about getting a model to convince the viewer she is what you say she is and not another paid model."

That's actually a pretty good quote . I would think that you would always want it believable

pornmasta 10-09-2012 04:42 PM

Slap damian, win a prize

Niktamer 10-09-2012 04:42 PM

too bad there is no tag on that pic.

will a revolution ever start on gfy, 4chan style ?

papill0n 10-09-2012 08:34 PM

wow did you just post that you do three sales a day on a good day ????????????

Paul Markham 10-09-2012 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19241939)
So you don't have google analytics set up and you have absolutely no idea where those two sales came from.

Cool.

We're still waiting for proof of the Charity donation you promised.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19202149&postcount=32 Damian's excuses for not paying.

He promises to donate money, then goes back on his promise. Is this like his promise to refund his fees for marketing, if not effective?

DamianJ 10-10-2012 01:25 AM

Would you like me to set up Google Analytics for you Paul so you know if you get a sale from a certain source? That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

Paul Markham 10-10-2012 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19242584)
Would you like me to set up Google Analytics for you Paul so you know if you get a sale from a certain source? That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

Is that another of your promises?

DamianJ 10-10-2012 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19242591)
Is that another of your promises?

It's an offer of help, Paul. Just that.

You currently clearly have no idea where the two sales a day you get come from. If you track that, you can not only stop lying about getting sales from reddit, but you can work out where you actually DO get sales. This will allow you to make more sales.

It's painfully simple to set up. Your host should do it for your really, but if you need, I can help.

Paul Markham 10-10-2012 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19242584)
That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19237097)
Two yesterday on Astral Blue none so far today.

Never said where they came from. Thanks for illustrating your lies DJ.


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