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Paul Markham 10-10-2012 03:00 AM

If I decide to ignore the amount of $3,000, as you clearly can't afford it. How about you donate $500 to Stop File Lockers and we all forget about the broken promise?

Adult King will of course confirm it, you like I will be contributing money to the fight and you will be regaining credibility here. Win/win/win :thumbsup

pornmasta 10-10-2012 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19242658)
Thanks for illustrating your lies DJ.


This song is for you, paul and damian.



Just tell me who is who

papill0n 10-10-2012 01:33 PM

3 sales a day ?

you have got to be kidding me

if those 3 sales came from the reddit traffic then where the fuck are all the other sales you get every day ???

Paul Markham 10-10-2012 01:43 PM

This song is for you Damian.





And the best for you.


pornmasta 10-10-2012 01:47 PM



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papill0n 10-10-2012 01:52 PM

paul you normally dont make any sales

you made 3 solely because you were on the front page of reddit

any real webmaster can see it paul

keep talking yourself up though - whatever you need to do to get you thru the day matey

pornmasta 10-10-2012 01:55 PM

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DamianJ 10-10-2012 03:26 PM

[QUOTE=Paul Markham;19242658]Never said where they came from./QUOTE]

Right, because you have no idea how to track where your sales come from.

Imagine that. How long has your site been up? Several years, and during all that time you've never had a clue as to where a single sale came from.

You're a funny guy!

Paul Markham 10-10-2012 11:19 PM

[QUOTE=DamianJ;19243893]
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19242658)
Never said where they came from./QUOTE]

Right, because you have no idea how to track where your sales come from.

Imagine that. How long has your site been up? Several years, and during all that time you've never had a clue as to where a single sale came from.

You're a funny guy!

Imagine if you had my lack of skills. You could of kept your word and paid the charity donation.

DamianJ 10-11-2012 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19244378)
Imagine if you had my lack of skills.

It's not your lack of skills that amuses me. Everyone knows that you CAN track where sales came from. If you don't know how to do it, you pay someone to set it up for you. It's just astounding at your lack of business acumen that you thought, for the last 8 yeqrs or whatever, that knowing where your sales come from wasn't important.

You not only don't understand the internet, you don't understand business.

OK, you get a website, and you don't think it's important to know where your traffic comes from, what it does on the site and what elements of your site it hit before it signed up or left. WHen all that information is there. For free.

Brilliant.

Lots of people understand basic business, but don't have the skills to do things. So they get someone with the skills to do those things so their business can benefit.

Having a website with no tracking or stats on it is kinda like taking a picture with a lens cap on.

No wonder you have to send your wife out to work a dull minimum wage job to cover your rent!

Paul Markham 10-11-2012 04:46 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

grumpy 10-11-2012 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19244551)
It's not your lack of skills that amuses me. Everyone knows that you CAN track where sales came from. If you don't know how to do it, you pay someone to set it up for you. It's just astounding at your lack of business acumen that you thought, for the last 8 yeqrs or whatever, that knowing where your sales come from wasn't important.

You not only don't understand the internet, you don't understand business.

OK, you get a website, and you don't think it's important to know where your traffic comes from, what it does on the site and what elements of your site it hit before it signed up or left. WHen all that information is there. For free.

Brilliant.

Lots of people understand basic business, but don't have the skills to do things. So they get someone with the skills to do those things so their business can benefit.

Having a website with no tracking or stats on it is kinda like taking a picture with a lens cap on.

No wonder you have to send your wife out to work a dull minimum wage job to cover your rent!

You are obsessed with him, aint you? What is it...envy...jealous?

DamianJ 10-11-2012 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19244930)
You are obsessed with him, aint you? What is it...envy...jealous?

Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?

grumpy 10-11-2012 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19244944)
Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?


you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

DamianJ 10-11-2012 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19245368)
you respond all the time

Never claimed I didn't respond. You and your straw men...

I sarcastically pointed out he had nothing to be jealous of, which is what you suggested initially.

Glad we're on the same page now. So, do you agree with Paul's business approach of not installing any analytical software so you have no idea where your sales and traffic come from?

Paul Markham 10-11-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19244944)
Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?

I'm glad you care.

pornmasta 10-11-2012 11:31 AM


Paul Markham 10-11-2012 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19245368)
you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

Damian is butt hurt. It's easy to understand why. He hates me for talking about sex at a porn convention. And has had a hard on for me ever since. To cap it all last year I start a thread about how hard it is to shoot good porn today and he comes in with multiple posts trolling and showing his hatred.

Then I get an offer to shoot a single scene for $3,000. To him that's a fair chunk of change. He's foolish enough to think I won't grab it with two hands and how easy it would be for me do. So he makes a stupid promise he knows he can't afford to keep. AND then fuck it, I shoot the scene, it's not bad for a guy in my condition and out of practice. Reggie records it.

And he prays everyone forgets his promise.

Then the shit hits the fan again, the promise gets quoted and he can't keep it.

OH!! and he said I didn't get two joins and I prove him wrong again. And all he can come back is I don't have Google Analytics on my site. Big fucking deal.

Damian. I told you how to get out of the promise and earn some brownie points. $500 to Stop File Lockers and it's all forgotten.

pornmasta 10-11-2012 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19245805)
He hates me for talking about sex at a porn convention. .


Roald 10-11-2012 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19245368)
you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

It works both ways. They need each other

100 sales!!!

DamianJ 10-11-2012 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19245805)

OH!! and he said I didn't get two joins and I prove him wrong again. And all he can come back is I don't have Google Analytics on my site. Big fucking deal

Do you really still not understand?

You have no idea if those two sales came from reddit or my arse because you don't have any analytics. All you've proved is that you don't understand why tracking sales is essential!

Yesterday you posted saying you never said the sales came from reddit. Now you say they did

truth is that you don't have a clue.

Hilarious.

pornmasta 10-11-2012 07:12 PM

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fstop 10-11-2012 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19241329)
I know you don't really get the internet, but posting a pic of two sales really doesn't prove they came from reddit.

Have you got google analytics installed on the sites yet? If you had, and had set up goals properly THEN you would know where the sales came from.

As it is, you've posted a pic showing you make fuck all sales.

We all knew that.

Well done.

Even if it *did* come from the non-credit card owning teenagers on reddit, you're converting 1:500,000 or so. Lolsome.

:)

At least you can contribute something to the rent this month rather than just rely on your wife's salary. You da man!

I have seen a few of your posts dissing Paul Markham. What I see is an accomplished, if somewhat addled pornographer, who seems to have done very well being hounded by someone who doesn't seem to actually do anything. What is it you do and do you make as much money as Paul?

Paul Markham 10-11-2012 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19245855)
Do I really still not understand?

truth is that I don't have a clue.

Sad.

No I said they came. Never said where from.

Don't understand this?

Truth is you don't have a clue.

That's sad.

Peace 10-11-2012 11:15 PM

what is it for?

papill0n 10-11-2012 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19246482)
No I said they came. Never said where from.

Don't understand this?

Truth is you don't have a clue.

That's sad.

the sad thing is you get 3 sales a day on your best day

that is fucking sad sunshine

DamianJ 10-12-2012 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19246482)
No I said they came. Never said where from.

Because you don't know where they came from.

Anyway, congrats on your three sales. Most people would be embarrassed to admit that. You think it's good. Funny stuff.

Paul Markham 10-12-2012 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19246627)
Because you don't know where they came from.

Anyway, congrats on your three sales. Most people would be embarrassed to admit that. You think it's good. Funny stuff.

When did I say it was good?

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Originally Posted by fstop
I have seen a few of your posts dissing Paul Markham. What I see is an accomplished, if somewhat addled pornographer, who seems to have done very well being hounded by someone who doesn't seem to actually do anything. What is it you do and do you make as much money as Paul?

Let's make a list of your accomplishments against mine. I'l start.

Been in porn production/selling 35 years.

Paul Markham 10-12-2012 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 19246539)
the sad thing is you get 3 sales a day on your best day

that is fucking sad sunshine

On the paysites yes. You forget I'm not a just making money from the sites.

Paul Markham Content Store.

http://www.banapro.com/banners/our_b...r_468x60_2.gif

Bargain Basement Content Store.

http://www.banapro.com/banners/our_banners/bbcs_ban.gif

Thanks for the excuse to show people the stores. :thumbsup

scottybuzz 10-12-2012 03:28 AM

Wow Paul, your stupidity amazes me.

Paul Markham 10-12-2012 03:49 AM

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Cherry7 10-12-2012 11:30 AM

Three sales a day maybe small potatoes for some but

$30 x 3 x 365 = $32,850.00

That's a good chunk of change in my way of thinking, and anyone sending us three joins a days will be treated like royalty....

fstop 10-12-2012 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 19247499)
Three sales a day maybe small potatoes for some but

$30 x 3 x 365 = $32,850.00

That's a good chunk of change in my way of thinking, and anyone sending us three joins a days will be treated like royalty....

DamianJ doesn't seem to think so...but we still have no idea what he actually does or what he earns. He avoided this like the plague.
damian, what do you do that makes you more successful than probably the most successful content photographer on this board?

Paul Markham 10-12-2012 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fstop (Post 19248348)
DamianJ doesn't seem to think so...but we still have no idea what he actually does or what he earns. He avoided this like the plague.
damian, what do you do that makes you more successful than probably the most successful content photographer on this board?

To be honest he has never claimed to be good at anything. Anyway to list his achievements in porn is an easy job.

He sends nice emails.
He posts a lot of abuse on boards.
He's been around for 6 years, maybe more,
He was sacked from Playboy.

I'm struggling Damian with adding to the list, help us out.

Paul Markham 10-12-2012 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 19247499)
Three sales a day maybe small potatoes for some but

$30 x 3 x 365 = $32,850.00

That's a good chunk of change in my way of thinking, and anyone sending us three joins a days will be treated like royalty....

The content sales were always the main stay of the company. Unlike many know it alls here we never were a one trick pony. Maybe because we came from a sector that squeezed every dollar out of a shoot. If you have worked for offline companies you'll know more.

Magazines sometimes 3-4 sales on a set.
Advertisers.
Content stores.
DVD.
Mobile Phone companies.
Paysites.
Negotiating now on a deal on a book.

Back in the Day, when online porn was doing well any producer could of found a shooter with the needed skills and made his content totally free, upped the quality and given his affiliates something far better to sell.

I say any producer. I meant any producer who could offer a good shooter enough money. And that's what business is about.

DamianJ 10-13-2012 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fstop (Post 19248348)
DamianJ doesn't seem to think so...but we still have no idea what he actually does or what he earns. He avoided this like the plague.
damian, what do you do that makes you more successful than probably the most successful content photographer on this board?

I annoy people like you so much they create a fake account to try and hound me.

Fucking good eh?

Imagine being able to troll someone so hard they get SO butthurt they have to make a new email address, new account, set up a VPN and then post shit on gfy.

Lolsome.

DudeRick 10-13-2012 04:21 AM

I had to really look, but I found him on there. :1orglaugh

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...ps63e7cd5c.jpg

fstop 10-13-2012 07:19 AM

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damian, what do you do that makes you more successful than probably the most successful content photographer on this board?
Quote:

You not only don't understand the internet, you don't understand business.
Still no answer. But seriously DJyou seem to be full of internet advices but you don't appear doing anything. So please maybe a short bio-graph or maybe someone can tell us what is it that he does different than answering and follow Paul all over boards and the intrnet. this is a real question.

DamianJ 10-13-2012 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fstop (Post 19248844)
Still no answer. But seriously DJyou seem to be full of internet advices but you don't appear doing anything. So please maybe a short bio-graph or maybe someone can tell us what is it that he does different than answering and follow Paul all over boards and the intrnet. this is a real question.

Lol, you're funny. Who are you? Chris? Marion? Markham himself?

Three posts here and all a dreadfully blatant attempt to harass me! Wonderfully obvious fake nick action.

You should make some others posts unrelated to your hard on for me to try and hide your Obvious Troll Is Obvious tactics mate. 2/10 for effort. Can try harder.

fstop 10-13-2012 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19248865)
Lol, you're funny. Who are you? Chris? Marion? Markham himself?

Three posts here and all a dreadfully blatant attempt to harass me! Wonderfully obvious fake nick action.

You should make some others posts unrelated to your hard on for me to try and hide your Obvious Troll Is Obvious tactics mate. 2/10 for effort. Can try harder.

is it hard question?


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