Ok, last riddle from me this eve... :Graucho
I know a drifter.... He smokes used cigarettes!
When he collects 7 cigaretstumps, he can make them together as one, and smoke a whole one.
One day, he collects 49 stumps.
How many whole cigarettes can he smoke?
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Let me make a small riddle of my own here. :)



Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months.

When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the pubkeeper and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average.

They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner.

As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how?




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edit: misleading typo.

Hey! Not a decient shot?

7 x 49

so?

7?

No. Neither of them is cheating. The pubkeeper counted every time they threw the darts. The pubkeeper is also über honest and cannot be paid to lie. This is a riddle goddamnit. :)

So, it is possible. How?

7 is the most common answer. it's not correct. Sorry dude! :Graucho

Any one else?

seven times 49?

I fail to see where the trick is.

The pubkeeper is drunk. It can't happen.

ok, got one for everyone...

What's black and white, and has trouble getting through revolving doors..? :)

Yes it can. How?There's a mathematical/logical solution.

My riddle too hard?
Can't find the answer in google? No surprise there.. I made the riddle up. It still is possible.

He can make 7 cigarettes, and then with the stumps of each of those he can make an 8th cigarette.

A nun with a spear through her head.

And it's 8 cigarettes.

Are the pubkeeper and bartender the same person? Did Bob play darts in both months or did Joe win by default in one of them?

gothweb, good man..! the way i always heard it was a spear through her chest, but same/same to me. btw, that super pale girl you posted in the fine-ass thread made my day pretty much..!

Oh, yeah. My bad.

There's 3 people involved.

Pubkeeper
Joe
Bob

Nobody else.

Did Bob play darts in both months or did Joe win by default in one of them?

They both threw the darts both months.

To make it easier..
the answer lies within the word 'average'

scary thread.

STFU bitch. :glugglug

In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored).

In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49.

In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99.

Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5.

Mui bien.:thumbsup
That's the correct answer.
now, wasn't that fun?! :)

I love word puzzles and other mind games.

I love those jokes....

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?

or

How do you make a dead baby float?

Glad you like the photos. That's pretty much why I do what I do...

HERE'S ONE

There are two rooms... In the first room there is 3 light switches with a door that leads to the second room. In the second room there is 3 light bulbs.

In the first room each light switch controls one light bulb in the second room. The light switches and bulbs are random.

Being able to go into either room ONLY once how can you figure out which light switch controls which lightbulb?

I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches?

That would make a pretty bad riddle. -> Just look. :)
lol

NONSENS.... :321GFY

Here's a real hard one...

What is three meters in length, and smell of pee ?
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HE MAKES 8 CIGARETTES!

Because takes 7 stubs to make a cigarette :) so 49 stubs will be 7 cigarette, BUT big smoking 7 cigareetes he ends up with 7 FUCKING STUBS so he can make another one...


SO 8 fucking cigarettes!

Ok I think I figured, he begins in the room with the switches. He turn one bulb on for 5 mins. Turn it off again, then turn another bulb on for 5 mins. Goes to the second room, feel the heat on the bulbs and figure the belonging switches this way?

<b>What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?
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I wanna know.

Answer to the chicken,
Chicken over,
empty back,
wolf over,
chicken back,
meal over,
empty back,
then chicken over ??

and...

<b><font size=8>YES IT'S 8 CIGARETTES!</font></b>

2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.

1) Which ever one is smoking the cigarette... :Graucho

2) Cut the table in half, use the two halves to make a "whole" and jump out.

What's your problem?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Tylenol, anyone? :)

This is more like it...

http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/tylenol.jpg

two scoops of icecream, two scoops of dead baby..!

btw, Ian... you are quite the photographer..! :)

1) The rooster.

2) Just make a door.

Here's one:

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

Answer:

The oyster shucker shucks between fits.