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NetRodent 02-15-2003 02:27 PM
I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches?

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 02:29 PM
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Originally posted by NetRodent
I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches?
That would make a pretty bad riddle. -> Just look. :)
lol

whee 02-15-2003 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by NetRodent
In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored).

In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49.

In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99.

Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5.
NONSENS.... :321GFY

whee 02-15-2003 07:00 PM
Here's a real hard one...

What is three meters in length, and smell of pee ?
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dacash 02-15-2003 07:41 PM
HE MAKES 8 CIGARETTES!

Because takes 7 stubs to make a cigarette :) so 49 stubs will be 7 cigarette, BUT big smoking 7 cigareetes he ends up with 7 FUCKING STUBS so he can make another one...


SO 8 fucking cigarettes!

whee 02-16-2003 04:33 AM
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Originally posted by Muff
HERE'S ONE

There are two rooms... In the first room there is 3 light switches with a door that leads to the second room. In the second room there is 3 light bulbs.

In the first room each light switch controls one light bulb in the second room. The light switches and bulbs are random.

Being able to go into either room ONLY once how can you figure out which light switch controls which lightbulb?
Ok I think I figured, he begins in the room with the switches. He turn one bulb on for 5 mins. Turn it off again, then turn another bulb on for 5 mins. Goes to the second room, feel the heat on the bulbs and figure the belonging switches this way?

<b>What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?
</b>
I wanna know.

Answer to the chicken,
Chicken over,
empty back,
wolf over,
chicken back,
meal over,
empty back,
then chicken over ??

and...

<b><font size=8>YES IT'S 8 CIGARETTES!</font></b>

RedShoe 02-16-2003 05:09 AM
2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.

NetRodent 02-16-2003 08:17 PM
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Originally posted by RedShoe
2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.
1) Which ever one is smoking the cigarette... :Graucho

2) Cut the table in half, use the two halves to make a "whole" and jump out.

NetRodent 02-16-2003 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by whee


NONSENS.... :321GFY
What's your problem?

Quote:
Originally posted by whee

<b>What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?
</b>
I wanna know.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Carrie 02-16-2003 08:32 PM
Tylenol, anyone? :)

Carrie 02-16-2003 08:51 PM
This is more like it...

http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/tylenol.jpg

chupacabra 02-16-2003 08:55 PM
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How do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of icecream, two scoops of dead baby..!

btw, Ian... you are quite the photographer..! :)

fnet 02-16-2003 11:08 PM
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Originally posted by RedShoe
2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.
1) The rooster.

2) Just make a door.

UnseenWorld 02-16-2003 11:27 PM
Here's one:

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

UnseenWorld 02-16-2003 11:27 PM
Answer:

The oyster shucker shucks between fits.


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