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sarettah 11-05-2012 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19295874)
i'm no Carl Sagan i admit but isn't that the gist of it - we're on a tiny rock orbiting around a star/sun in a universe of trillions of stars?

Heresay.

I am the center of my universe. It all revolves around me. Dammit.

There are no stars, there are just little holes in my head where the light and sometimes shows through. If it is a starless night then I must be wearing a hat.







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Mutt 11-05-2012 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 19295253)

thanks - enjoyable and informative, reminded me of the cheapo bad cartoons like Hercules i watched as a kid.

let's put it this way, it would be far less disconcerting if Mitt Romney was a shape shifting alien reptile than a Mormon.

sarettah 11-05-2012 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19296060)
Mitt Romney was a shape shifting alien reptile than a Mormon.

Johnny Clips in 5,4,3,2,1....


;p

georgeyw 11-05-2012 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 19295880)



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sarettah 11-05-2012 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19296074)
Can somebody please explain the whole magic underwear thing????

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A temple garment (also referred to as garments, or Mormon underwear)[2] is a type of underwear worn by a vast majority of adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement, after they have taken part in the Endowment ceremony. Garments are worn both day and night and are required for any previously endowed adult to enter a temple.[3] The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies and are seen as either a symbolic or literal source of protection from the evils of the world.[4]

The garment is given as part of the washing and anointing portion of the endowment. Today, the temple garment is worn primarily by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) and by members of some Mormon fundamentalist churches. Adherents consider them to be sacred and not suitable for public display. Anti-Mormon activists have occasionally publicly displayed or defaced temple garments to advance their opposition to the LDS Church.[5]

Temple garments are sometimes derided as "magic underwear" by non-Mormons, but Mormons view this terminology to be misleading and derogatory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment


Google is your friend :thumbsup

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Just Alex 11-05-2012 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19295885)
Christian symbolism jeez :1orglaugh

No shit. You think Tyrone?

sperbonzo 11-05-2012 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19295965)


Sorry but that is typical crap from people that don't know anything about Judaism. Why don't you ask a Rabbi? The Talmud is basically a written history of the arguments of Rabbi's over a millennia. It is the equivalent of the written record of the all of the opinions of all of the supreme court justices on all of the cases over the last 200 years, (except the Talmud is covering a far longer period of time and more issues). Think about the Supreme court opinions that supported slavery, etc..... over time, now think about the crazy opinions that can be written over almost a thousand years. You can find in it almost every side of every argument about how to interpret the Torah, and some of those Rabbi's were even more wacky than some of the supreme court judges have been.... It is simply all of these discussions about what the torah means written down, and you can find opinions that contradict every other one within it.




Just in case you were interested in the actual "truth".



I'm not saying that Judaism isn't wacky, from an outside perspective, but your tack about the Talmud is not correct.


:2 cents:
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Imortyl Pussycat 11-05-2012 03:09 PM

i wanted to post asking if that "getting their own planet when they die" thing is true but thought i should at least google it first so i didn't say something totally ignorant. here is what i found: http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beli...lanet-die.html

the part about "we believe we can become Gods"......disturbing

Just Alex 11-05-2012 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19296098)
Sorry but that is typical crap from people that don't know anything about Judaism. Why don't you ask a Rabbi? The Talmud is basically a written history of the arguments of Rabbi's over a millennia. It is the equivalent of the written record of the all of the opinions of all of the supreme court justices on all of the cases over the last 200 years, (except the Talmud is covering a far longer period of time and more issues). Think about the Supreme court opinions that supported slavery, etc..... over time, now think about the crazy opinions that can be written over almost a thousand years. You can find in it almost every side of every argument about how to interpret the Torah, and some of those Rabbi's were even more wacky than some of the supreme court judges have been.... It is simply all of these discussions about what the torah means written down, and you can find opinions that contradict every other one within it.




Just in case you were interested in the actual "truth".



I'm not saying that Judaism isn't wacky, from an outside perspective, but your tack about the Talmud is not correct.


:2 cents:
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And your reference of cannibalism and Catholics comes from very well educated jew, right? Grow the fuck up!

Dirty Dane 11-05-2012 03:36 PM

It are an moron with a extra m.

sperbonzo 11-05-2012 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19296149)
And your reference of cannibalism and Catholics comes from very well educated jew, right? Grow the fuck up!


It is technically ritual cannibalism. Think about the ritual. I have attended Mass many times and I've discussed it with Catholic Priests. Think about the taking of the communion wafer and what it symbolizes.


Yes. I am well educated. I've actually attended the services of, and had long discussions with priests of, most religions on the planet. It's one of my interests.


And I've posted at least three times in this thread that Judiasm has plenty of wacky stuff when seen from the outside.... even from the inside, in my opinion.




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baddog 11-05-2012 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19296074)
Can somebody please explain the whole magic underwear thing????

My understanding is that they are uncomfortable and meant to remind you to be kind to others.

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19296165)
It is technically ritual cannibalism.

Bullshit.

helterskelter808 11-05-2012 03:58 PM

Sperbonzo, don't expect to be taken seriously when you persist in ridiculously describing eating a wafer as cannibalism.

Which religion, of a mere few million people, modestly considers itself "chosen" by God and has a special word for everyone else on the planet?

Just Alex 11-05-2012 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19296165)
It is technically ritual cannibalism. Think about the ritual. I have attended Mass many times and I've discussed it with Catholic Priests. Think about the taking of the communion wafer and what it symbolizes.


Yes. I am well educated. I've actually attended the services of, and had long discussions with priests of, most religions on the planet. It's one of my interests.


And I've posted at least three times in this thread that Judiasm has plenty of wacky stuff when seen from the outside.... even from the inside, in my opinion.




.:)

I'll second the "full of shit" motion.
The body of Christ represents Eucharist at the Last Supper that "This is my body" in Luke 22:19-20, or the explicit usage of the term by the Apostle Paul in I Corinthians 12:12-14 to refer to the Christian Church.
Now run off and go marry a three year old, bozo. :321GFY

Just Alex 11-05-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19296196)
Sperbonzo, don't expect to be taken seriously when you persist in ridiculously describing eating a wafer as cannibalism.

Which religion, of a mere few million people, modestly considers itself "chosen" by God and has a special word for everyone else on the planet?

Let me guess?
Catholics?

Nasty 11-05-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19295471)
Evangelical Christians & baptists are very much anti-Mormon and consider it cult.

A yet lots of them are voting for Romney

I'm looking forward to a scientologist nominee myself lol

_Richard_ 11-05-2012 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19296165)
It is technically ritual cannibalism. Think about the ritual. I have attended Mass many times and I've discussed it with Catholic Priests. Think about the taking of the communion wafer and what it symbolizes.


Yes. I am well educated. I've actually attended the services of, and had long discussions with priests of, most religions on the planet. It's one of my interests.


And I've posted at least three times in this thread that Judiasm has plenty of wacky stuff when seen from the outside.... even from the inside, in my opinion.




.:)

are you apart of the group of Jewish people that circumsize boys, then let the rabbi take the babies penis into his mouth as part of the ceremony?

don't worry, we'll understand if so.

epitome 11-05-2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19296208)
are you apart of the group of Jewish people that circumsize boys, then let the rabbi take the babies penis into his mouth as part of the ceremony?

don't worry, we'll understand if so.

Good point

Imortyl Pussycat 11-05-2012 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19296208)
are you apart of the group of Jewish people that circumsize boys, then let the rabbi take the babies penis into his mouth as part of the ceremony?

don't worry, we'll understand if so.

is that a real thing? i just threw up in my mouth a little

this thread is fascinating, i cant stop lurking in it

Just Alex 11-05-2012 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19296208)
are you apart of the group of Jewish people that circumsize boys, then let the rabbi take the babies penis into his mouth as part of the ceremony?

don't worry, we'll understand if so.

Im sure theres explanation why this shit is not really jewish, how some Rabbi like the taste and so on. You can't question Jews.

helterskelter808 11-05-2012 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19296205)
Let me guess?
Catholics?

It's a tough one, isn't it. You'd think such a supremacist, if not flat out racist, belief might be challenged, perhaps in the media, but it seems to cause no controversy at all.

Likewise, you wouldn't get away with calling the USA the Christian State, and 'Islamic States' are considered to be nuts. Yet it's fine for one country, where 20% of the population doesn't share the main religion, to be referred to as if belongs to a certain religion.

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19296208)
are you apart of the group of Jewish people that circumsize boys, then let the rabbi take the babies penis into his mouth as part of the ceremony

You'd think the media would be all over that too, the way they are about Catholic priests. Maybe even a Hollywood movie exposing it. I wonder why they're not...

Phoenix 11-05-2012 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19296253)
It's a tough one, isn't it. You'd think such a supremacist, if not flat out racist, belief might be challenged, perhaps in the media, but it seems to cause no controversy at all.

Likewise, you wouldn't get away with calling the USA the Christian State, and 'Islamic States' are considered to be nuts. Yet it's fine for one country, where 20% of the population doesn't share the main religion, to be referred to as if belongs to a certain religion.



You'd think the media would be all over that too, the way they are about Catholic priests. Maybe even a Hollywood movie exposing it. I wonder why they're not...

actually recently in the news the practice was in the spotlight because one rabbi gave the baby herpes which killed the kid. so people were lobbying to get it outlawed.

get back to throwing rocks at each other now

sperbonzo 11-05-2012 05:07 PM

Have a long in-depth conversation with a Catholic priest about it sometime. Talk about it's basis, and it's relation to symbology. I had this discussion over months with a priest who was a historical researcher at the Vatican for 15 years before coming back to the US.

My info doesn't come from some "Catholics are bad" website on google....




As for Mormons, the original point of this thread, I would not base judgement of a religion on some "Mormons are freaks" website with poltical agendas so clearly in the news right now. Personally I have great relationships with Mormons, and I have found them to be the most honest people to do business with.

My point about the Catholic thing was that certain rituals look crazy from the outside (and no, I don't even know anyone that is involved in that freakish thing with the Rabbi's and the penis. I'm not chabbad and I think those guys are wacky myself). I have no problems with Catholics per se, and although I have certain reservations about the actions of the Catholic church in the world historically, I have no problems with the people that believe.


My point, and apparently you have all helped me prove it, is that religious prejudice based on the "knowledge" you can gleen from online websites that have an agenda, is a pretty piss poor way to figure out your opinions on such complex topics.




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CyberHustler 11-05-2012 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19296369)
OMG! At least 11 babies got herpes from a Rabbi! http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2...cision-ritual/

At least the catholics don't give the children they molest STD's!

Hands down the funniest albino ever!

TisMe 11-05-2012 05:32 PM

Religious fundamentalists of all religions share one thing in common.

Their faith driven desire to impose their beliefs on others who do not believe as they do.

All religious fundamentalists are dangerous to the rest of us.

Phoenix 11-05-2012 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19296369)
OMG!
At least the catholics don't give the children they molest STD's!

you do not know that to be true

i always wondered why it was ok to put a dead guys image on a stick and show it around also...odd

anyway, i dont have a dog in this fight...just observations from the sidelines

Just Alex 11-05-2012 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19296357)
Have a long in-depth conversation with a Catholic priest about it sometime. Talk about it's basis, and it's relation to symbology. I had this discussion over months with a priest who was a historical researcher at the Vatican for 15 years before coming back to the US.

My info doesn't come from some "Catholics are bad" website on google....




As for Mormons, the original point of this thread, I would not base judgement of a religion on some "Mormons are freaks" website with poltical agendas so clearly in the news right now. Personally I have great relationships with Mormons, and I have found them to be the most honest people to do business with.

My point about the Catholic thing was that certain rituals look crazy from the outside (and no, I don't even know anyone that is involved in that freakish thing with the Rabbi's and the penis. I'm not chabbad and I think those guys are wacky myself). I have no problems with Catholics per se, and although I have certain reservations about the actions of the Catholic church in the world historically, I have no problems with the people that believe.


My point, and apparently you have all helped me prove it, is that religious prejudice based on the "knowledge" you can gleen from online websites that have an agenda, is a pretty piss poor way to figure out your opinions on such complex topics.




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Sure, and I talked to Rabbi who was senior Rabbi in Israel. As matter of fact he was a Rabbi to Rabbis and was teaching them how to properly lick penises. The Jewish way, not the gay way. And yes, he confirmed they like penises.

Just Alex 11-05-2012 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19296369)
OMG! At least 11 babies got herpes from a Rabbi! http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2...cision-ritual/

At least the catholics don't give the children they molest STD's!

Oh ye baby, sacred kosher herpes. I bet 2 dollars this Rabbi bolted out to Israel and now they won't extradite him citing "malicious prosecution of jews in america"

ManPuppy 11-05-2012 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19295264)
i dont know if this is true...but someone told me if you get visited by mormons and you ask them to help you say...paint your house....they will...as long as you discuss their church the whole time..

I will try exactly that the next time my cameraman calls off "sick." Excellent suggestion!

RKLover 11-05-2012 06:15 PM

In the beginning, the Chuch and State were one. The ruler was a living God or a descendant of the Gods.

Then men began to believe in self-actualization instead of pre-destiny. We learned that eclipses are caused by the rotation of the planets and moon and earthquakes are shifts in the earths plates.

Kind of throws all those religious fallacies under the bus.

Sadly, more men and women have died in the name of God than Stalin ever killed.

BlackCrayon 11-05-2012 06:22 PM

this thread proves that the world would be better off if everyone just dumped all religions.

mineistaken 11-05-2012 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 19295567)
the only thing I know about Mormons is they wear magic underpants. other than that I dont know and dont care.

So you do not know that mormons can have more than one wife? Strange because THIS is the main and usually the only thing that most of the people in the world knows about them.

Joe Obenberger 11-05-2012 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19296205)
Let me guess?
Catholics?

It's kinda crazy to be talking about this issue on a porn board, and pretty nuts to get into any kind of serious discussion on GFY, but here I am.

Michael is right on the money as usual.

And the whole issue was actually more intense in Christ's lifetime than it looks to us now.

One of the most rock-solid prohibitions in Judaism was the law against the drinking of blood. Blood was sacred - the essence of life - and permitted only for God when blood was spilled for him in the Temple Think back to Cain and Abel - It was blood sacriifice itself that satisfied God just as it was absolutely forbidden to men. The idea of consuming blood is emotionally repugnant to anyone raised as a Jew. Meat is treated with salt before cooking to draw out the blood.

In the face of that, Christ announced in public that no one could share in eternal life without drinking his blood and eating (the literal translation is "gnawing" as in gnawing a chicken bone) his body. Some of Christ's close followers were so disgusted with this that they talked to him about it, and he only dug into his position more fiercely. No metaphor was intended. John records that as a result of this harsh teaching, many of his disciples returned to their former way of life and no longer followed him. John 7:66. They understood that he meant it just as it sounded. He later went on to say to remind his opposers that scripture called all of the followers of God, Gods. John 10:34, quoting Psalm 82:6.

This understanding is probably the biggest divide between Catholics and Orthodox on one side and Protestantism on the other.

helterskelter808 11-05-2012 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19296335)
actually recently in the news the practice was in the spotlight because one rabbi gave the baby herpes which killed the kid. so people were lobbying to get it outlawed.

I guess it's a bit more difficult to ignore the death of a baby than it is to ignore Jewish leaders sucking off babies. Apparently the latter was not worth exposing.

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19296458)
Oh ye baby, sacred kosher herpes. I bet 2 dollars this Rabbi bolted out to Israel and now they won't extradite him citing "malicious prosecution of jews in america"

Like US Navy traitor Jonathan Pollard who they keep demanding the release of?

Mutt 11-05-2012 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger (Post 19296516)
It's kinda crazy to be talking about this issue on a porn board, and pretty nuts to get into any kind of serious discussion on GFY, but here I am.

Michael is right on the money as usual.

And the whole issue was actually more intense in Christ's lifetime than it looks to us now.

One of the most rock-solid prohibitions in Judaism was the law against the drinking of blood. Blood was sacred - the essence of life - and permitted only for God when blood was spilled for him in the Temple Think back to Cain and Abel - It was blood sacriifice itself that satisfied God just as it was absolutely forbidden to men. The idea of consuming blood is emotionally repugnant to anyone raised as a Jew. Meat is treated with salt before cooking to draw out the blood.

In the face of that, Christ announced in public that no one could share in eternal life without drinking his blood and eating (the literal translation is "gnawing" as in gnawing a chicken bone) his body. Some of Christ's close followers were so disgusted with this that they talked to him about it, and he only dug into his position more fiercely. No metaphor was intended. John records that as a result of this harsh teaching, many of his disciples returned to their former way of life and no longer followed him. John 7:66. They understood that he meant it just as it sounded. He later went on to say to remind his opposers that scripture called all of the followers of God, Gods. John 10:34, quoting Psalm 82:6.

This understanding is probably the biggest divide between Catholics and Orthodox on one side and Protestantism on the other.

it sounds like you have studied religion seriously. From a secular academic perspective OR like Sperbonzo are you now or were you a practicing Jew or Christian?

You are describing an event in the life of Jesus that you believe is an actual historical real event OR a story written by the committee of writers who wrote the Bible long after his death?

Joe Obenberger 11-05-2012 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19296567)
it sounds like you have studied religion seriously. From a secular academic perspective OR like Sperbonzo are you now or were you a practicing Jew or Christian?

You are describing an event in the life of Jesus that you believe is an actual historical real event OR a story written by the committee of writers who wrote the Bible long after his death?

The oldest physical fragments of the Book of John that have been uncovered are dated by the experts between 90 a.d. and 110 a.d. at the outside, and what's on those fragments tracks identically with the content of the current Koine Greek editions. It's pretty ancient and that same text has existed and endured since approximately the lifetime of some who actually had heard Christ preach. By contrast, no physical copy of any Hebrew Torah exists older than about 1100 a.d. (the Masoretic Text, the most respected, though some fragments from the Song of Solomon exist from the 800's.) What's curious about the passage I mentioned is that it's all John has to say about the Eucharist; unlike the other three gospels, the "synoptic" Matthew, Mark, and Luke, there is no account of the Last Supper or the institution of the Eucharist in John. Some speculate this is so to avoid laying out the ritual of the Eucharist in a writing that could be found by antagonists to Christianity, but still teaching the same message in veiled words, and from that, that it was written in a time of persecution.

As for me, my personal background away from law, government, and politics has nothing to do with anything, and, as a lawyer, laying such personal matters out in a place like this can only serve to alienate some people and encourage the kind of stupidity and crudity that has unfortunately become the lifeblood of GFY.

Just Alex 11-05-2012 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger (Post 19296516)
It's kinda crazy to be talking about this issue on a porn board, and pretty nuts to get into any kind of serious discussion on GFY, but here I am.

Michael is right on the money as usual.

And the whole issue was actually more intense in Christ's lifetime than it looks to us now.

One of the most rock-solid prohibitions in Judaism was the law against the drinking of blood. Blood was sacred - the essence of life - and permitted only for God when blood was spilled for him in the Temple Think back to Cain and Abel - It was blood sacriifice itself that satisfied God just as it was absolutely forbidden to men. The idea of consuming blood is emotionally repugnant to anyone raised as a Jew. Meat is treated with salt before cooking to draw out the blood.

In the face of that, Christ announced in public that no one could share in eternal life without drinking his blood and eating (the literal translation is "gnawing" as in gnawing a chicken bone) his body. Some of Christ's close followers were so disgusted with this that they talked to him about it, and he only dug into his position more fiercely. No metaphor was intended. John records that as a result of this harsh teaching, many of his disciples returned to their former way of life and no longer followed him. John 7:66. They understood that he meant it just as it sounded. He later went on to say to remind his opposers that scripture called all of the followers of God, Gods. John 10:34, quoting Psalm 82:6.

This understanding is probably the biggest divide between Catholics and Orthodox on one side and Protestantism on the other.

Congrats sir, you sound just as smart and inteligent as your buddy Mike. The only problem is there is no John 7:66 in the bible. :1orglaugh

Just Alex 11-05-2012 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger (Post 19296614)
as a lawyer....

Ok, I take that back. Maybe, just maybe, John did write additional 13 verses in chapter 7, still unpublished. We just haven't filed motion of discovery or called any witnesses to testify for him.

adult-help 11-05-2012 09:08 PM

i cant believe how anyone in USA takes this seriously..


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