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RyanEagle 12-06-2012 09:15 PM

Jesus Christ I couldn't imagine living somewhere where I could wake up and see that on the wall...

adult-help 12-06-2012 11:48 PM

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Huntsmans are scary looking but fairly harmless and shy
nice try,huntsman spider!

AdultKing 12-07-2012 12:28 AM

One thing about a huntsman, you can unload a whole can of insect spray on one and it will still jump at you!

If you want to kill one be prepared to whack it with your shoes.

astronaut x 12-07-2012 12:43 AM

To me that looks an awful lot like the camel spider, commonly found in the middle east.

AdultKing 12-07-2012 12:51 AM

It's a huntsman

Evil1 12-07-2012 01:00 AM

That motherfucker would be out of my house escorted by whatever shell gets hastily slammed into the 12 gauge. I'll happily spend the next 6 hours patching the fucking hole in the wall.

georgeyw 12-07-2012 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 19356473)
That motherfucker would be out of my house escorted by whatever shell gets hastily slammed into the 12 gauge. I'll happily spend the next 6 hours patching the fucking hole in the wall.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously, thanks for that, I needed a laugh like that!

Yngwie 12-07-2012 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 19356473)
That motherfucker would be out of my house escorted by whatever shell gets hastily slammed into the 12 gauge. I'll happily spend the next 6 hours patching the fucking hole in the wall.

Fuck the shotgun. I'd throw a grenade. Actually, make that a sticky grenade like a Semtex on Call of Duty.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

astronaut x 12-07-2012 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 19356467)
It's a huntsman


camel spiders....

http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

I don't know, these guys look worse to me, however, they are reported to be harmless, yet have been known to bite humans. They look like something totally out of a sci-fi flic.

Hell... maybe they taste like crab legs? Grab a pot, melt some butter and squeeze some lemons!

John-ACWM 12-07-2012 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 19355565)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 12-07-2012 04:14 AM

I was in a swimming pool in Cairns and one of those fuckers got in the pool with me.

I swear to god the thing skated across the water towards my face - I flew out of that water.

I'm a big guy but I managed to flap my arms and fly...

rowan 12-07-2012 04:41 AM

There was a big huntsman sitting on a wall adjacent to the entry walkway of a weekender house I'd just driven an hour to get to. My wife refused to enter the property and wanted to go home. It was 10 fucking pm and I was tired. After a bit of arguing (I refused to kill it) we managed to reach a compromise: I covered her view of it with a magazine as she walked past. It was gone by the next morning... to where, nobody knows. <spooky music>

JamesM 12-07-2012 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 19356642)
There was a big huntsman sitting on a wall adjacent to the entry walkway of a weekender house I'd just driven an hour to get to. My wife refused to enter the property and wanted to go home. It was 10 fucking pm and I was tired. After a bit of arguing (I refused to kill it) we managed to reach a compromise: I covered her view of it with a magazine as she walked past. It was gone by the next morning... to where, nobody knows. <spooky music>

:1orglaugh check under your bed.

MontrealDave 12-07-2012 12:07 PM

Holy fucking shit!!!!
I hate spiders, almost crashed my car in Florida when I put down the sun visor and a huge spider started running around the car's ceiling!

_Richard_ 12-07-2012 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 19356571)
camel spiders....

http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

I don't know, these guys look worse to me, however, they are reported to be harmless, yet have been known to bite humans. They look like something totally out of a sci-fi flic.

Hell... maybe they taste like crab legs? Grab a pot, melt some butter and squeeze some lemons!

lol what the fuck

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htm

even more fucked lol

Scott McD 12-07-2012 03:35 PM

Just reading the replies in this thread never mind the pics has made me shit my pants!

Spiders are my biggest fear. Have been for years. Can't see it changing anytime soon...

fatfoo 12-07-2012 03:43 PM

Yes, it does look like it is from an alien planet. You haven?t seen all the creatures on earth. Probably you will see more new aliens.

Mutt 12-07-2012 03:44 PM

amazing how common arachnophobia is - not saying i like them but they don't freak me out that much. i've never been in the same room as any spider anywhere near as big as a huntsman or camel spider tho.

GARY LEE 12-08-2012 05:25 AM

I still remember when they filmed the movie Arachnaphobia. It was right near my house in a little town called Cambria. The whole town was spider crazy for awhile.


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