It's not the end of the world, but the end of the age.

Human existence as we know it is a science experiment and entities beyond our comprehension take turns with us. Their turn lasts one astronomical age (about 2150 years).

The Bible comes into play here, but it's very symbolic. The new testament seems to be relevant only for this age. In Matthew 28:20 Jesus (symbolic of the current ruling entities) states that he is with us until the end of the age. We are currently in the age of Pisces (thus why Christians use the fish symbol). Before that was the age of Aries (the ram), which is Jews. And before that was Taurus (the bull), which had religious significance during that period. So you've got each controlling entity represented by something that humans then worship. Aquarius is next, but you likely aren't going to wake up to a new religion following someone that delivers water.

Fish are popular symbolism for food in the bible. The age of Pisces brought huge advancements in human food production. Farming, fishing and everything else. IMO since water = life, this will be the age of medical breakthroughs. The degree of effect that has on the current living population depends on how quickly the advancements are made. Remember, an age is about 2150 years and we are just starting this new one.

As for the doomsday stuff..... Noah's flood (which wasn't necessarily a literal flood of water) is said to have been god ("god" being symbolic of the entities whose turn it was) being upset with mankind and wanting a great reset. Mathematically the flood dates to right at the beginning of the age that was two ages ago. So that was them coming to power and wanting quick destruction. There doesn't seem to be any recorded worldwide disasters 2150 years ago, so we can't assume something bad is in fact imminent for the start of this age.

:helpme

Anyway, i take it this thread was serious.
Uhm...wow.
I'm just...shocked.
You just went full retard.

Someone makes up a Nostradamus quote (who never predicted anything that actually happened to begin with in the first place), added a Psy video in the mix (a fucking PSY VIDEO!!) and combined that with a non existing story about a Maya doomsday prediction.
And here you are, posting it on gfy like it is real.

I need a moment to process this.
I've seen a lot of crazy stuff on gfy but this...man...

Fuck me...

998,088,796 with 40 minutes until the timer reaches zero

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya

You goddamn imbecile.
My god.

Matt, when nothing is gonna happen in 30 mins (obviously) will you admit how fucking dumb you are or will you start making up excuses why the world didn't end?

There is one other thing I didn't tell you.

I have been abducted by aliens several times since I was a child. I don't actually remember what happened, just that it happened. It's like how you went on a vacation or something as a small child and you remember it, but you don't really remember it. They have a way of erasing your short term memory enough so that when you come back you only retain a very basic surface emotion of what happened. But I was left with a recurring message; that I will play a key role in something very big in the new age. In about 30 minutes the power will be mine. You can make your posts laughing at me all you want. But you do not deserve the riches of my new Jerusalem.

You can troll all you want now. The fact is that you are fucked in your head.

19 mins left :(

And you posting your shit in all these threads are annoying as fuck as well.

its just some fun, it will be all over soon, I mean the threads not the world :thumbsup

I can't fucking wait.

6 minutes!

Are we supposed to hang on to our chairs real tight or something? What will you guys do?

im heading outside in case the roof falls in :thumbsup

If the planet starts to spin real fast you might blow away. You may want to rethink that one.

well the world has ended and im posting from a spaceship

I just woke up. Everything alright?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

1,002,046,450 :1orglaugh