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Mr Pheer 01-10-2013 06:33 PM

We have so many good restaurants in Vegas that I havent been in an Applebees in like, I guess a year ago? And that was after a hockey game with Fuzebox.

I guess in the past 10 years I've been to Applebees maybe 4 times. It's hard to go there when my favorite Thai restaurant is right across the street from it, and Outback is right next to that.

mineistaken 01-10-2013 06:51 PM

12$/kg. is not that low, especially knowing how cheap is food in US, of course its probably cow meet, not sure about the states but over here cheap "beef" is actually cow. Expensive beef is actual beef form male specimen.

iwantchixx 01-10-2013 06:54 PM

No offense dude, but that's not a "personal" steak. That's meant to feed a family. I agree in a way though, I love large cuts of meat too (who doesn't) but in reality, the restaurant portions are even larger than what our bodies require.

epitome 01-10-2013 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19419175)
Applebees ain't but longhorn sure as hell is. I'm not some wealthy overly white cakeboy or anything.. even when I had money... I want a good deal and if the steak tastes like a dead cow and isn't tough, it's good with me.

Over Christmas break I ended up at dinner at Longhorn with some family and ordered the filet mignon. It was the worst fucking filet I ever had. You should be able to cut it with a butter knife and I had to saw through my piece with a steak knife.

georgeyw 01-10-2013 07:01 PM

Wait, why isn't anyone asking who can eat 3.5lb of meat in one sitting? I'd be throwing up - that is 1.5 kilos of meat!

That's disgraceful, cut it in three pieces add some salad ( this time don't grate the tomato) or vegies. No need to gorge yourself on that much meat.

sandman! 01-10-2013 07:06 PM

i get some decent NY strip and other cuts locally here for $3-$4 per lb usually grill myself a 1-2lb steak that costs me $4-$6 :)

L-Pink 01-10-2013 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19418262)

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19419414)
Wait, why isn't anyone asking who can eat 3.5lb of meat in one sitting? I'd be throwing up - that is 1.5 kilos of meat!

That tumor probably weighed a pound and a half.

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georgeyw 01-10-2013 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19419426)
That tumor probably weighed a pound and a half.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Then add another pound of weight in water and you have a one pound steak (about the right size).

Dirty F 01-10-2013 07:26 PM

1500 gram steak? Wtf is wrong with you people. Here in Holland a normal sized steak is about 150 to 200 grams. A 10th of that steak.

georgeyw 01-10-2013 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19419455)
1500 gram steak? Wtf is wrong with you people. Here in Holland a normal sized steak is about 150 to 200 grams. A 10th of that steak.

About the same here with re to portion sizes.

However some restaurants have a 1 kilo steak as a 'if you can eat all of this and the vegies = meal for free / half price'.

A few of my mates who are quite let's say portly have tried and failed. So let's say the steak was 1 kilo and a further 500 grams of vegies etc - they could not eat that.

Grapesoda 01-10-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 19418532)
If you're not in Japan then your Kobes are not real kobes ;) Wagyu at best

rethink that.... kobe from Australia ... same exact beef just not certified by the japs... like balsamic vinegar, parmesan cheese or any other 'local product' tied to an area by government regulations

Grapesoda 01-10-2013 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19418598)
There's a steak house in Manhattan that imports legit Kobe beef, I gotta try them out when I go out that way.

be the Australian.... not allowed to export the 'kobe' from jap land

mineistaken 01-10-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19419169)
For who? My sister is 5'3/105 and could eat one of those by herself.

680 grams of steak is definitely 3 serious meals. You must be trolling. At steak house where I like to eat small portion is 125g. and big portion is 250g.

Sly 01-10-2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19419485)
680 grams of steak is definitely 3 serious meals. You must be trolling. At steak house where I like to eat small portion is 125g. and big portion is 250g.

Unfortunately, he's not trolling. That is how too many Americans eat, and as you can see from this thread, think it's perfectly normal.

docputer 01-10-2013 10:53 PM

What Applebees is currently advertising is meals under 500 calories. That is why the portion size is small. They are trying to grab the market of folks with New Years resolutions to lose weight.

epitome 01-10-2013 10:56 PM

Two pages talking about steak.

Socks 01-11-2013 06:15 AM

Did someone say Kobe?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2200/...5c9c056971.jpg

BlackCrayon 01-11-2013 06:53 AM

i don't know much about fancy restaurants but the keg makes a good steak. and mrmaxwell's steak is way too thin. when i want to make steak myself i buy it from costco, AAA certified and thick as hell.

MrMaxwell 01-11-2013 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19419406)
Over Christmas break I ended up at dinner at Longhorn with some family and ordered the filet mignon. It was the worst fucking filet I ever had. You should be able to cut it with a butter knife and I had to saw through my piece with a steak knife.

Well

If I have to saw through a steak I'm sending it back, I don't care where the fuck I am.. that is ridiculous. What temperature did you order ?

MrMaxwell 01-11-2013 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19419414)
Wait, why isn't anyone asking who can eat 3.5lb of meat in one sitting? I'd be throwing up - that is 1.5 kilos of meat!

That's disgraceful, cut it in three pieces add some salad ( this time don't grate the tomato) or vegies. No need to gorge yourself on that much meat.

Hey don't worry man I had a big bowl of salad with it

MrMaxwell 01-11-2013 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by docputer (Post 19419657)
What Applebees is currently advertising is meals under 500 calories. That is why the portion size is small. They are trying to grab the market of folks with New Years resolutions to lose weight.

I get that.. but it seems to me that they just are chintzy fucks with the 550 calories. That's a side dish!!

MrMaxwell 01-11-2013 12:36 PM

PS: Why is everyone saying the steak was thin? That bitch was thick as hell

PR_Glen 01-11-2013 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19420016)
i don't know much about fancy restaurants but the keg makes a good steak. and mrmaxwell's steak is way too thin. when i want to make steak myself i buy it from costco, AAA certified and thick as hell.

i've had my share of both, keg really isn't that different.. they age their steaks perfectly and high end cuts so can't really go wrong there.. especially for the price. Way better than an outback anyway heh

MiLo 01-11-2013 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 19419996)

Beautiful...


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