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brassmonkey 02-04-2013 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19464095)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Robbie 02-04-2013 01:58 PM

Her show looked like a Vegas show production-wise.

Not really much "singing" or real music being played onstage (a lot of fake horn player chicks dancing around to obvious synthesizer horn parts).

After watching it, I wasn't sure what I had seen. It definitely wasn't a musical act playing in concert.

It was a big visual spectacle and mildly entertaining. And even thought she actually did the vocals...it appeared to me that they deliberately chose pieces of songs that are real, real easy to sing.

Definitely no Celine Dion moments vocally up there.

I'm just not sure what to call what she did: It wasn't really a band playing, a singer singing, or a dancer dancing. It was like a tiny bit of each done kinda half ass with a huge production that produced a very vanilla, sweet syrupy show that left me feeling the same way I do if I read a gossip magazine or watch reality television.

adultchatpay 02-04-2013 07:29 PM

She looks nasty at halftime

StickyGreen 02-04-2013 07:37 PM

I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

OneHungLo 02-04-2013 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 19464661)
She looks nasty at halftime

http://i.imgur.com/pBj7av4.jpg

RyuLion 02-04-2013 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464667)
I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

So that means you don't take children alone when you go to Hooters or Tilted Kilt, etc..? :2 cents: :pimp

2013 02-04-2013 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19464732)
So that means you don't take children alone when you go to Hooters or Tilted Kilt, etc..? :2 cents: :pimp

:1orglaugh he only likes children? or what are u sayin

Robbie 02-04-2013 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464667)
I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

I've never thought of football as being a "family show" before. I guess you're right though.

And God knows we wouldn't want kids seeing good looking women dressed sexy in the middle of a game that is 100% violence. lol

I bet you wouldn't like the "ring girls" at an MMA or Boxing event either. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-04-2013 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19464815)
I've never thought of football as being a "family show" before. I guess you're right though.

And God knows we wouldn't want kids seeing good looking women dressed sexy in the middle of a game that is 100% violence. lol

I bet you wouldn't like the "ring girls" at an MMA or Boxing event either. :1orglaugh

Well it wasn't just some football game, it was the super bowl and was on in practically every house in America...

People will argue... so what? It's on every other TV show and movie anyways... but I think that is also a problem...

bronco67 02-04-2013 10:07 PM

I don't see how someone can get so famous prancing around in those fucked up costumes, singing crappy songs that aren't actually music. It doesn't make sense.

AmeliaG 02-04-2013 10:09 PM

50 smooth Beyonce cunts.

And don't be ridiculous. Beyonce is high end, so I'm sure she either waxes or gets laser. Shaving is for people who don't love excellence.

2013 02-04-2013 10:10 PM

50 cunts

StickyGreen 02-04-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19464840)
50 cunts

Why would you be so eager to make the 50th post when you don't even have anything in your sig? lol

keysync 02-04-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19464840)
50 cunts

Wrong..:error

Robbie 02-04-2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464827)
Well it wasn't just some football game, it was the super bowl and was on in practically every house in America...

People will argue... so what? It's on every other TV show and movie anyways... but I think that is also a problem...

I know what you're saying...I just mean: Number one, every football game I ever played in was full of cussing and sweating and getting hurt.

If you've ever been to a game, you also know it's all about drinking and cussing and raising hell.

Yeah, kids watch it. But I also used to sneak around and look at my Dad's Playboy magazine when I was a kid too. lol

I guess they try to make it some kind of happy face family entertainment. But I just never thought of Football and something like Disney (family entertainment) as being one and the same EVER.

I would think that most parents would realize that the Super Bowl or any football game is really meant for adults to enjoy. The fact that kids enjoy violence is just a nice side effect for the ratings. lol

It just seems crazy and backwards that parents were "outraged" when Justin Timberlake pulled one of Janet Jackson's tits out for a second during half time or that you would see a problem with girls dancing and dressing sexy all during the half time of a brutally violent game (and I LOVE football...but it is what it is).

It's almost like we tell our kids in every way that violence is great! Violent sports, violent video games, etc.
But sexuality and/or nudity is BAD. It can't be seen by children EVER!!! Even though it's as natural as breathing air.

Just seems like our society is backwards. And then we wonder why so many people do so many violent things.

Maybe if they were less sexually repressed and frustrated and less turned on by all the violence they see as children...some of these problems wouldn't exist.

BlackCrayon 02-05-2013 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464827)
Well it wasn't just some football game, it was the super bowl and was on in practically every house in America...

People will argue... so what? It's on every other TV show and movie anyways... but I think that is also a problem...

i think the number of brain injuries caused in football, not just professionally but from backyards to schoolyards is a much bigger problem.

nico-t 02-05-2013 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19461384)

not a fan, don't think she's 'wow hot'. But i can't deny the hotness of this gif. I'd hit it. :winkwink:

bl4h 02-05-2013 06:15 AM

i dont liker. blonde hair on a black chick doesnt make sense. also all i can think of is jay-z rolling around with her

Grapesoda 02-05-2013 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19464815)
I've never thought of football as being a "family show" before. I guess you're right though.

And God knows we wouldn't want kids seeing good looking women dressed sexy in the middle of a game that is 100% violence. lol

I bet you wouldn't like the "ring girls" at an MMA or Boxing event either. :1orglaugh

well we wouldn't want to interrupt a bunch of millionaires playing catch in tight leotards with scantily clad women... :2 cents:

bl4h 02-05-2013 06:40 AM

i never thought sissy mainstream, half decent looking women who male football fans dont have an interest in would be part of the halftime show. i mean last year it was 50 year old madonna and nicki minaj. Justin timberlake? Katy perry?

heres how i think it works.

the game is for the men. the commercials are for the wives. and halftime is for their teenage daughter

MaDalton 02-05-2013 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19464861)
Maybe if they were less sexually repressed and frustrated and less turned on by all the violence they see as children...some of these problems wouldn't exist.

i'd say "Amen, Brother"" if i wasn't an atheist :winkwink:

ReggieDurango 02-05-2013 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 19464837)
Shaving is for people who don't love excellence.

Wood-inducing. Personally, do you wax or laser your excellent vagina?

ReggieDurango 02-05-2013 12:28 PM

Oh, and as I mentioned beofre, this is pretty damn wood-inducing:


Double trouble 02-05-2013 01:06 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/994c9d69e...hegxo1_500.gif

ReggieDurango 02-07-2013 10:06 PM

Feels like the right moment to bump this thread

d-null 02-07-2013 10:17 PM

not hot :2 cents:

tanlines 02-07-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by loreen (Post 19464102)
Have you ever seen her talk?
Her stage persona is 100% different than the talking - Beyonce :)

She is... Sasha Fierce

I personally loved her performance. I was excited to see Destiny's Child reunite, and I don't think there was one female on my Facebook or Twitter timeline who didn't go absolutely crazy over it. Those of us who grew up on Independent Women/Bootylicious/Bugaboo/Telephone/Say My Name/Jumpin' were pretty much chomping at the bit for this performance.

And it didn't hurt ticket sales for her new tour either - presale tix are gone!

ReggieDurango 02-07-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tanlines (Post 19470220)
She is... Sasha Fierce

I personally loved her performance. I was excited to see Destiny's Child reunite, and I don't think there was one female on my Facebook or Twitter timeline who didn't go absolutely crazy over it. Those of us who grew up on Independent Women/Bootylicious/Bugaboo/Telephone/Say My Name/Jumpin' were pretty much chomping at the bit for this performance.

And it didn't hurt ticket sales for her new tour either - presale tix are gone!

It seemed like the volume on the microphones of the other two members of destiny's child were way too soft.. Couldn't hear their lyrics as well Beyonce's volume was turned way up!

tanlines 02-07-2013 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19470225)
It seemed like the volume on the microphones of the other two members of destiny's child were way too soft.. Couldn't hear their lyrics as well Beyonce's volume was turned way up!

Just like back in their Destiny's Child days... Kelly Rowland's volume is on half, and Michelle's - probably set at mute. With her parents running the show, Queen B always got maximum exposure.


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