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baddog 02-25-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19500537)
Ask GG if she's ever heard of her.

She said she would probably recognize her voice because her daughter used to listen to her all the time (when she first came out).

epitome 02-25-2013 09:45 PM

How come the illuminati hasn't figured out how to end piracy? It'd make them more money since they own entertainment.

Also, since they own entertainment does that mean everyone in porn is illuminati, too?

Come on people, use common sense.

I wish this place required an IQ test to be a member.

2MuchMark 02-25-2013 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19499884)
All I can think of when I hear her voice is...fat.

Get a trainer and lose some weight.


Sorry, but for the most part, singers who are also fat tend to sound better. It really doesn't matter to me what the singers or musicians look like. It's what they sound like that will sell me songs. When's the last time you purchased a Brittany Spears album?

My last purchases were:

Rob Zombie
Saft Punk
Hans Zimmer
Pink Floyd

Not a pretty one in the bunch.

ninavain 02-25-2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19500556)
How come the illuminati hasn't figured out how to end piracy? It'd make them more money since they own entertainment.

Also, since they own entertainment does that mean everyone in porn is illuminati, too?

Come on people, use common sense.

I wish this place required an IQ test to be a member.

they don't need money

and you dont' need to be IN the Illuminti to be controlled by them..like government..you are NOT IN it.. but you are controlled by it.

The Illuminati know the basic life principals that we have long since forgotten..we are vibrations..nothing more..as you go down to the smallest of particles, we are nothing more than light, energy that reaches vibration to form what our 5 senses perceive as a solid reality... it's nothing really...so to control the masses by controlling our emotional vibrations and sending signals to our subconscious through sounds, songs..it's easy to make zombies... human fools that fall for anything..Once you wake up, you see everything differently..

They dont need the money..they created the money ( that is just another tool of enslavement to keep you from discovering your true SELF. ) You wake up...make some money buy some shit..pay it off..procreate..or not...then die...some of us make more then some others..that keeps us at odds and divided , once again never reaching full stretch of the inner man..a greater force.

The music industry has become a gang of satanic worshiping soul sellers in order to remain famous as long as possible...You can believe it or not..I don't need you to believe me, we are all in a simulated 3-d holographic Universe anyway..my reality is all..as your reality is all ( to you)

but can it be denied that the next generation of children growing up right now..is totally fucked in the head..look around..selfish..fat..reality TV driven, jealous, wanna-be Kardashians...

epitome 02-25-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19500591)
they don't need money

and you dont' need to be IN the Illuminti to be controlled by them..like government..you are NOT IN it.. but you are controlled by it.

The Illuminati know the basic life principals that we have long since forgotten..we are vibrations..nothing more..as you go down to the smallest of particles, we are nothing more than light, energy that reaches vibration to form what our 5 senses perceive as a solid reality... it's nothing really...so to control the masses by controlling our emotional vibrations and sending signals to our subconscious through sounds, songs..it's easy to make zombies... human fools that fall for anything..Once you wake up, you see everything differently..

They dont need the money..they created the money ( that is just another tool of enslavement to keep you from discovering your true SELF. ) You wake up...make some money buy some shit..pay it off..procreate..or not...then die...some of us make more then some others..that keeps us at odds and divided , once again never reaching full stretch of the inner man..a greater force.

The music industry has become a gang of satanic worshiping soul sellers in order to remain famous as long as possible...You can believe it or not..I don't need you to believe me, we are all in a simulated 3-d holographic Universe anyway..my reality is all..as your reality is all ( to you)

but can it be denied that the next generation of children growing up right now..is totally fucked in the head..look around..selfish..fat..reality TV driven, jealous, wanna-be Kardashians...

So different signals for different people since some people can't stand some music?

Also, what you described is life. Their life, too. They would do those things you list.

Are you trolling?

If not, why do you even bother with life? Wouldn't you off yourself?

lazycash 02-25-2013 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19500556)
How come the illuminati hasn't figured out how to end piracy? It'd make them more money since they own entertainment.

Also, since they own entertainment does that mean everyone in porn is illuminati, too?

Come on people, use common sense.

I wish this place required an IQ test to be a member.

Easy, the Illuminati uses tubes, file lockers and torrents to control the masses, no need to get rid of piracy.

lazycash 02-25-2013 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19500591)
they don't need money

and you dont' need to be IN the Illuminti to be controlled by them..like government..you are NOT IN it.. but you are controlled by it.

The Illuminati know the basic life principals that we have long since forgotten..we are vibrations..nothing more..as you go down to the smallest of particles, we are nothing more than light, energy that reaches vibration to form what our 5 senses perceive as a solid reality... it's nothing really...so to control the masses by controlling our emotional vibrations and sending signals to our subconscious through sounds, songs..it's easy to make zombies... human fools that fall for anything..Once you wake up, you see everything differently..

They dont need the money..they created the money ( that is just another tool of enslavement to keep you from discovering your true SELF. ) You wake up...make some money buy some shit..pay it off..procreate..or not...then die...some of us make more then some others..that keeps us at odds and divided , once again never reaching full stretch of the inner man..a greater force.

The music industry has become a gang of satanic worshiping soul sellers in order to remain famous as long as possible...You can believe it or not..I don't need you to believe me, we are all in a simulated 3-d holographic Universe anyway..my reality is all..as your reality is all ( to you)

but can it be denied that the next generation of children growing up right now..is totally fucked in the head..look around..selfish..fat..reality TV driven, jealous, wanna-be Kardashians...

Simon, did you give control of your nick to JohnnyClips?

ninavain 02-25-2013 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19500594)
So different signals for different people since some people can't stand some music?

Also, what you described is life. Their life, too. They would do those things you list.

Are you trolling?

If not, why do you even bother with life? Wouldn't you off yourself?

no I wouldn't "off myself" I've learned to focus my vibrational electromagnetic force..I'm happy, I have everything I have ever wanted..My self-created life is good..why not indulge in love and happiness and spread it to everyone around me...some music is good for the soul.
if you don't understand Quantum reality and how your thoughts can drive your "reality" into whatever it is you focus on then you will never "get it"

the Illuminati in simple terms want to "drive" how you feel and what you think..even if you "think" those thoughts are your own..you'd be surprised how much of your everyday life is being driven by forces outside you.

but it's a journey one takes alone..some see it..some don't..I've been on this journey of consciousness for only 12 months..it's beautiful.



Dirty F 02-26-2013 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19499849)
Why is she so famous..she can sing just OK.. but that fatty plays everywhere when I leave the house..every casino, bar, etc. she is being pushed very hard by the Illuminti

Every time when i think you can't get more retarded you prove me wrong. Amazing.
Your iq must be so goddamn low.

Jel 02-26-2013 08:32 AM

amazing what hating does. What spiteful bile, because you are basically jealous of, or dislike, someone's talent. Because *you* don't like her songs (nor do I. particularly), it's all a plot by the illuminati? Jesus fucking christ, do you have the remotest idea of what a spoilt brat cunt that makes you look? The world isn't adhering to YOUR standards of body type, singing, entertainment, etc so you spout shit about someone's looks, and say it must be unseen forces forcing people to like her?

What an utter cunt you really are.

Dirty F 02-26-2013 09:48 AM

Simon, do you have any kind of proof of the "illuminati" being behind this?

Ah never mind, stupid question.

seeandsee 02-26-2013 09:52 AM

where can i apply to Illuminati and get some cash from them?

alex.missyouth 02-26-2013 09:57 AM

I can't stand her singing. :2 cents:

Penny24Seven 02-26-2013 10:01 AM

funny how you think you can just make someone famous, people still have to like them. Is it just movies and music or is it sports also? Did they make that ball go in the hole for tiger woods?

Asparaguss 02-26-2013 10:14 AM

Yea she's a waste, I've never liked her fat ass.

BlackCrayon 02-26-2013 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19500591)
The music industry has become a gang of satanic worshiping soul sellers in order to remain famous as long as possible...

Ha....You sound like Jerry Falwell.

BlackCrayon 02-26-2013 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19500251)
NICKI was also CHOSEN by the Illuminati to be a star..
what you guys don't get ...people are CHOSEN to be famous..

sure, by the big business marketing. at what point did the "illuminati" start making people famous in history? its sad to see how popular being a conspiracy kook has become on gfy. sign of the downtimes i guess.

NaughtyRob 02-26-2013 10:23 AM

Really? I love the way she sings.

Mr Pheer 02-26-2013 10:26 AM

I'm not a fan. I'd rather fall down the stairs than hear that fucking rumor song again.

ninavain 02-26-2013 11:46 AM

:thumbsup:thumbsup
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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19501370)
I'm not a fan. I'd rather fall down the stairs than hear that fucking rumor song again.


EriktheRabbit 02-26-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19500556)
How come the illuminati hasn't figured out how to end piracy? It'd make them more money since they own entertainment.

Also, since they own entertainment does that mean everyone in porn is illuminati, too?

Come on people, use common sense.

I wish this place required an IQ test to be a member.

:2 cents:

RebelR 02-26-2013 12:27 PM

Not saying the girl can't sing, but Skyfall wouldnt hit the top 6 bond theme songs.

Cant hold a candle to Shirley Bassey for both Goldfinger or Diamonds are forever

Pales in comparison to Duran Duran View to a Kill, or Paul McCartney in Live and Let Die.

Wouldn't come close to Carly Simon's Spy who Loved Me (aka Nobody does it better) or even Sheena Easton's For Your Eyes Only.

I'm sure Adelle has her place in pop music, but its not among the Legends. Her Oscar performance sounded like it was under water.

Slick 02-26-2013 01:40 PM

I know you guys will probably attack me for this, but I gotta say that Adele has one of the best voices I've heard in a long time, it's truly amazing and as far as her looks, for me, a woman's eyes and beauty are the first thing that stand out, if they're a little chunkier, I can live with it. On that note, I think she's pretty damn sexy and I'd be all over her if I had the chance ;)
http://www.billboard.com/photos/styl...op-617-409.jpg

Scott McD 02-26-2013 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick (Post 19501745)
I know you guys will probably attack me for this, but I gotta say that Adele has one of the best voices I've heard in a long time, it's truly amazing and as far as her looks, for me, a woman's eyes and beauty are the first thing that stand out, if they're a little chunkier, I can live with it. On that note, I think she's pretty damn sexy and I'd be all over her if I had the chance ;)
http://www.billboard.com/photos/styl...op-617-409.jpg

Make-up and Photoshop work wonders.

http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/adele_ugly.jpg

Slick 02-26-2013 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19501751)
Make-up and Photoshop work wonders.

http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/adele_ugly.jpg

Wowsers !!! ha ha ha. That's not one of her best pics, that's for sure.

Scott McD 02-26-2013 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19501370)
I'm not a fan. I'd rather fall down the stairs than hear that fucking rumor song again.

She actually sings the line "but rumour has it" 31 damn times in that song... :disgust

PR_Glen 02-26-2013 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19501759)
She actually sings the line "but rumour has it" 31 damn times in that song... :disgust

wow, for hating it so much you sure listen to it a lot.. hehe

mineistaken 02-26-2013 01:49 PM

HATERS GONNA HATE.

First get rid of lady gaga type shit then go after singers like Adele.

Scott McD 02-26-2013 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19501765)
wow, for hating it so much you sure listen to it a lot.. hehe

A quick Google search has all the answers. :upsidedow

I knew it had to be a high number, since it drives me fucking nuts when i hear it on the radio...

Sarah_Jayne 02-26-2013 02:05 PM

Shirley Bassey was amazing. I am sure the American friends I was with had no idea why I was excited when she came on but they understood by the end.

Adele has a good voice and her songs are perfectly tailored to it. I am not a big fan of her songs but I have heard her sing live and that swung me around to understand why she became a big deal. On top of which, she tapped into a void which was music for women to cry to - break up and PMS music.

Add in the fact that she is not thin and you have somebody the common girl (and her speaking voice really is very common..love it) relates to and hence buys.

Guys bitching about it, just reenforces that. She has had the top selling album for two years in a row. The same album. She is marketed brilliantly.

Sarah_Jayne 02-26-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19500572)
Sorry, but for the most part, singers who are also fat tend to sound better. It really doesn't matter to me what the singers or musicians look like. It's what they sound like that will sell me songs. When's the last time you purchased a Brittany Spears album?

My last purchases were:

Rob Zombie
Saft Punk
Hans Zimmer
Pink Floyd

Not a pretty one in the bunch.

Oh, I don't know about that. In his younger years, David Gilmour was one of the most beautiful men ever.

Mr Pheer 02-26-2013 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19501766)
HATERS GONNA HATE.

First get rid of lady gaga type shit then go after singers like Adele.

I actually like Lady Gaga. I dont go out and buy her music but I dont change the station when her stuff plays on the radio, like I do with that other chic.

JFK 02-26-2013 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 19501605)
Not saying the girl can't sing, but Skyfall wouldnt hit the top 6 bond theme songs.

Cant hold a candle to Shirley Bassey for both Goldfinger or Diamonds are forever

Pales in comparison to Duran Duran View to a Kill, or Paul McCartney in Live and Let Die.

Wouldn't come close to Carly Simon's Spy who Loved Me (aka Nobody does it better) or even Sheena Easton's For Your Eyes Only.

I'm sure Adelle has her place in pop music, but its not among the Legends. Her Oscar performance sounded like it was under water.

Her Oscar performance sounded like it was under water.[/QUOTE]

I figured someone fucked with her mike :2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 02-26-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19501971)
Her Oscar performance sounded like it was under water.

I figured someone fucked with her mike :2 cents:[/QUOTE]

They had her far enough back on the stage, I am surprised she could be seen let alone heard. The rest of the singers they put front and center. She, got hidden.


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