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being an uncle is a blast, i royally fuck with my nephew. it's a special relationship.

i learned from a pro, my uncle made a special loser call to me this weekend from the east coast. i worked construction for him fresh out of high school, he's been reminding me he's been calling me a loser since way back then. the only time i am not is when my cousin's soon to be husband is in the room, then we are buddies so as to exclude him. :1orglaugh

I would ask him if he is awake and writing statements or if they drugged him into unconsciousness to forge his statements.

Is this because they know you work in the adult industry and disapprove? Or the "you don't have a real job" stigma that women in the adult industry seem to be tagged with by their families? Or something else?

No, it had nothing to do with reality. They were joking around like families do because of the uncle that did the same thing in this case.


The uncle is also lucky there wasn't an SNL this week or I am sure he would have been the opening skit.

you know you could have masturbated instead?

I am working hard to be that sort of eccentric aunt to my nephews.

My dad's brother is my model. He would go out of his way to give me gifts or make suggestions around the Christmas table that he knew would drive my mom nuts.

For my 13th birthday he gave me a copy of Reefer Madness. Every single Christmas after that he asked loudly in front of my mother when I would be getting a motorcycle.

For Christmas my toddler nephews got Depeche Mode, Nirvana and Foo Fighter's lullaby albums. I am sure my sister has never played them but I made the effort.

that's good stuff! i like to targer my neph directly with the pranks, for instance, he sleeps late, plays video games, blah blah, typical teen stuff no biggie, nevertheless, i got him for christmas, amongst other things, a very faggy batman snuggie so he can wrap up when he plays his games.
when he opened the gift and completely fell for it, the entire family just loled & loled at him. later, i threatened to upload a vid of it to youtube just to really fuck with him. my pops taught me that sort of finale! :1orglaugh

Yes, but they dont think they can pratice it freely since they have to obey they us law etc, if they were to pratice freely there should be sharia controlled areas, were american law/the constitution dont have anything to say.

If we say that the level of salafi's is the same in all muslim countries as in egypt (27,8%)
then there are 444 million salafis worldwide. and those guys are pretty extreme, check here salafi jihadis