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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    Worst News Ever...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22752998

    3 June 2013 Last updated at 10:13 Help
    The Hollywood actor Michael Douglas has claimed that the throat cancer which nearly killed him was caused by giving oral sex.

    HPV, or Human papilloma virus, is known to cause cervical cancer but is now thought to be increasingly responsible for mouth and throat cancers and the incidence of them appear to be on the rise.

    Dr Kat Arney, of Cancer Research UK, told the Today programme's Sarah Montague that while there "is always a risk" when people perform sexual acts with new partners, "we wouldn't want to scare people off from enjoying themselves".
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Markul
    Likes Pie
    • Dec 2007
    • 12403

    #2
    lol what??
    But.... I pulled out...

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      I'm fucked.

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      • DWB
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 31779

        #4
        Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38952

          #5
          Originally posted by DWB
          Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.
          me neither... i can no longer a4d 2...


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          • eipstudios
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2008
            • 2001

            #6
            Anal and Penile cancer. WTF!!!! 8 out of 10 people have HPV. Can't eat pussy anymore!!!

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            • AllAboutCams
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              • Jul 2011
              • 12234

              #7
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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

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                • lezinterracial
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 3117

                  #9
                  Thank you Michael Douglas for giving us that mental image of you going down.
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                  • pornmasta
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 20019

                    #10
                    It's called the Paul Markham syndrome.

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                    • EddyTheDog
                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 25433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pornmasta
                      it's called the paul markham syndrome.
                      ouch.....

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                      • eipstudios
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 2001

                        #12

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                        • EddyTheDog
                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 25433

                          #13
                          Option C >>
                          For a permanently attached penis no testicles keeping the vagina intact the cost is $1,000.
                          It gets worse and worse - Its a fucking nightmare.....

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                          • eipstudios
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2001

                            #14
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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433

                              #15
                              Originally posted by eipstudios
                              Safe Sex??
                              Fuck off you spamming twat.....

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                              • eipstudios
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 2001

                                #16
                                Don't read if you don't like it you twat....

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94741

                                  #17

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                                  • eipstudios
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 2001

                                    #18
                                    Sorry I feel sooo gay saying twat. Go fuck yourself you cock sucking asshole!! ahhh much better.

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                                    • EddyTheDog
                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 25433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by eipstudios
                                      Sorry I feel sooo gay saying twat. Go fuck yourself you cock sucking asshole!! ahhh much better.
                                      Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?

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                                      • eipstudios
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 2001

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                        Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?
                                        I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
                                        Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.

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                                          • Jan 2005
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                                          #21
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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by eipstudios
                                              I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
                                              Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.
                                              You spammed the thread - I can say anything I want - Cunt, Twat, Ass Wipe, Knob Head, Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....

                                              You see - I can say anything and you are still spamming the thread and you are the cunt...

                                              Comprendo?

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                                              • AllAboutCams
                                                Femcams.com
                                                • Jul 2011
                                                • 12234

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....
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                                                • fitzmulti
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 14861

                                                  #25
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                                                  • lock
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5065

                                                    #26


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                                                    • eipstudios
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 2001

                                                      #27
                                                      Wow such a brave little boy. So you going to bring my dead mother into this? OK!

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                                                      • EddyTheDog
                                                        Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                        • Jan 2011
                                                        • 25433

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                        I am particularly proud of that insult - It just came to me -

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                                                        • EddyTheDog
                                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                          • Jan 2011
                                                          • 25433

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by eipstudios
                                                          Wow such a brave little boy. So you going to bring my dead mother into this? OK!
                                                          She died of herpes?

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                                                          • eipstudios
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 2001

                                                            #30
                                                            No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.

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                                                            • EddyTheDog
                                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                              • Jan 2011
                                                              • 25433

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by eipstudios
                                                              No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.
                                                              Its not 'my' thread - GFY is a pretty tight community and its not cool to randomly post your shit - I saw your site and it is pretty cool - Some nice girls - I apologize for talking about your mum...

                                                              /end
                                                              Last edited by EddyTheDog; 06-03-2013, 06:03 AM.

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                                                              • Rochard
                                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 75733

                                                                #32
                                                                Another reason not to eat pussy.
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                                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                  • 25433

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                  Another reason not to eat pussy.
                                                                  Like I needed another one...

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