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All1 06-25-2013 05:35 PM
Listen to rap music

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19686794)
Actually it's the opposite; If a friend of yours needed to be "saved from the streets", he needs to be homeless. He needs to hit rock bottom so he can understand that there are consequences for being a fuck-up. He's made plenty of bad decisions in life and does not need to be coddled. You are only extending his trip to the bottom, and encouraging his dependency on society to help him when he needs to help himself.

You are hurting him like people hurt pigeons when they feed them. Now he's going to be running around town, head bobbing up and down, eating people's trash while he shits everywhere. :2 cents:
Yes because I am certain when he and his 2 buddies were made homeless by their landlord selling the home from under them which they were renting right after they had just paid rent it was his and their fault :helpme

kadudu 06-25-2013 05:52 PM
I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me. In that case maybe he just enjoys the sex that much. Besides, he might be turning the lights off during.

Sarah_Jayne 06-25-2013 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kadudu (Post 19686856)
I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 06-25-2013 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19686790)
And you would be fucking?
Himself of course.

Didn't you read the url here?

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 06-25-2013 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by kadudu (Post 19686856)
I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me. In that case maybe he just enjoys the sex that much. Besides, he might be turning the lights off during.
Do you think it's a problem that you had to hear about it rather that having done it?

:1orglaugh

Why not just say you only had one piece of pussy in life.

:2 cents:

AllAboutCams 06-25-2013 06:03 PM
Why, he is still getting some

kadudu 06-25-2013 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19686878)
Do you think it's a problem that you had to hear about it rather that having done it?

:1orglaugh

Why not just say you only had one piece of pussy in life.

:2 cents:
I still don't want to be the guy that everybody laughs at for doing the fat girl. I'll stick with the average looking ones with low self-esteem.

deltav 06-25-2013 06:36 PM
The Fail is strong in this thread.

RyuLion 06-25-2013 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19686656)
buy him some fat porn ?
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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19686655)
how old are you - 12?
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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 19686661)
Overuse adjectives like big, large, huge, rotund, husky, plump etc. He'll eventually catch on and punch one of you in the neck.
:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

candyflip 06-25-2013 06:48 PM
I'll cut you some slack since you took in a kid off the streets of Orlando.

I did the same thing, in the same city. Didn't work out well for anyone involved.

Fat chicks rule, and I'd be laughing at your sorry asses because while I'm getting laid...you've got nothing better to do that come to GFY looking for jokes.

24/7 Blogging Crew 06-25-2013 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686778)
I never said he was a loser... He's a good friend I've known since I was younger... Just happens he's banging a fat chick right now...
at least he's getting some pussy while your sitting here posting a thread about how to make fun of him :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-25-2013 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686587)
Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...
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SuckOnThis 06-25-2013 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686729)
Not sure what's funny about that, other than he's banging a fat chick.

He was gonna be homeless, we took him in a couple of weeks ago to save him from living on the streets in Orlando... That's what you do when a friend you've known since you were a kid needs help.

How many roommates do you have??

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19686973)
How many roommates do you have??
1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL

24/7 Blogging Crew 06-25-2013 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686977)
1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL
is your buddy banging your wife while you are on here posting

ErectMedia 06-25-2013 07:53 PM
All You Can Eat Buffet

http://www.oldcountrybuffet.com/gift-cards

hand him one and say so ya can feed the whale :2 cents:

Years ago I knew a pleasantly plump chick that had a cock sucking fetish and yes my cock was in her mouth for many hours, nothing like kicking back watching tv while she blows ya for an hour and a half and expects nothing in return, was a cute chick just a little bit meaty :thumbsup

sarettah 06-25-2013 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19686607)
He's fucking something let it go.
What he said. :thumbsup

.

JockoHomo 06-25-2013 07:56 PM
Get one of those blow up Shamu whales they sell at Sea World. Put some lipstick on it and put it in his bed while he is out...pull the covers up so that he will think she is trying to surprise him by hiding in his bed!

Surprise!

epitome 06-25-2013 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686977)
1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL
She must be a 10. Post a pic.

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19687057)
She must be a 10. Post a pic.
No.

She has nothing to do with the porn business, or my businesses in any way, why on earth would I want to put her pic on here or any business forum? :helpme

24/7 Blogging Crew 06-25-2013 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19687057)
She must be a 10. Post a pic.
are you saying you like 10 year oldS?

that is very sick

Sarah_Jayne 06-25-2013 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687072)
No.

She has nothing to do with the porn business, or my businesses in any way, why on earth would I want to put her pic on here or any business forum? :helpme
Yes, keep on with the being strictly business.

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19687095)
Yes, keep on with the being strictly business.
You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?

Bman 06-25-2013 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687106)
You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
You need some serious growing up to do. I hope you realize how insulting your post is to a lot of people.
Making fun of somebody of how they look is completely unacceptable.:2 cents:

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bman (Post 19687113)
You need some serious growing up to do. I hope you realize how insulting your post is to a lot of people.
Making fun of somebody of how they look is completely unacceptable.:2 cents:
Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?

Bman 06-25-2013 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687117)
Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?
your lampooning somebody because of their weight...and then your room mate cause of who he is with because of what she looks like.

Thats not acceptable. period.
make fun of the way they drive, what they wear whatever...you need to realize the issues people have when they are overweight and the reasons why they got that way. A lot of it is not controllable. you dont know her story so there is no reason to lampoon it...imagine how somebody would feel if they saw the flour in his room...seriously if I have to explain it to you, you will never understand it.

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bman (Post 19687121)
your lampooning somebody because of their weight...and then your room mate cause of who he is with because of what she looks like.

Thats not acceptable. period.
make fun of the way they drive, what they wear whatever...you need to realize the issues people have when they are overweight and the reasons why they got that way. A lot of it is not controllable. you dont know her story so there is no reason to lampoon it...imagine how somebody would feel if they saw the flour in his room...seriously if I have to explain it to you, you will never understand it.
No, I'm making fun of him, just like he would me if the situation was reversed, that's the kind of friendship we have had for the last 15 yrs and I am also pretty sure the reason we haven't met this chick for 2 months is because he knew this would end up happening and gave her prior warning... For the record, she gives as good as she gets...

epitome 06-25-2013 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew (Post 19687073)
are you saying you like 10 year oldS?

that is very sick
You relapse again Chris?

Doesn't someone somewhere have $5 in their PayPal you could be trying to separate them from?

You're not even worth the trouble of getting banned.

epitome 06-25-2013 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687106)
You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
No, I really don't. Put a black bar over her eyes. Let's see how much better you're doing. Based on your usage of "we" she has her own insecurities or she wouldn't be partaking in this thing you consider fun.

That is if she isn't really a he and just another roommate.

Bman 06-25-2013 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687125)
No, I'm making fun of him, just like he would me if the situation was reversed, that's the kind of friendship we have had for the last 15 yrs and I am also pretty sure the reason we haven't met this chick for 2 months is because he knew this would end up happening and gave her prior warning... For the record, she gives as good as she gets...
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Sarah_Jayne 06-25-2013 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687106)
You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
Can you appreciate when childish comments are made that I don't particularly consider that professional either?


I sort of hope you do say something to him and you find out he actually cares for her when he knocks you to the ground.

Colmike9 06-25-2013 10:26 PM
OP: No offense, but I would just stop. A lot of people just don't get it.. :anon

Sarah_Jayne 06-25-2013 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19687117)
Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?
Are you really that thick? Considering him sleeping with her to be something worth going out of your way to make fun of him for can't really get all that more specific towards her but it is just as bad to consider fat women all one collective entity.

Above anything else, I have no idea why anybody cares what anybody else thinks about adults with whom they have sex. How insecure do you have to be?

Google Expert 06-25-2013 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19686665)
You're actually being a dick to the girl, errr "fat chick". Why not consider just growing the fuck up?
Fat people deserve to be laughed at.

StickyGreen 06-25-2013 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 19686587)
How do we effectively tease / joke with him about this?

He's been keeping her secret for about 2 months and tonight we finally get to meet her.

Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...
Tease him? You sound like an immature idiot...

Ferus 06-25-2013 11:16 PM
The amount of small dicks in this thread is to damn high!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tu...mBo1qcnum8.jpg

OP needs to grow the fuck up

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19687148)
to consider fat women all one collective entity.
Come on now, nowhere did I even say that I believed that.

Everyone knows fat chicks are their own entities, that's why they all have their own gravitational pull kinda like a planet, but squishier and wetter.

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19687168)
Tease him? You sound like an immature idiot...
So you've never teased or playfully ridiculed any of your friends about anything they did, or they never teased or ridiculed you in jest?

What a sad, boring life you and your friends must have if you don't poke fun at each other :Oh crap

Webmaster Advertising 06-25-2013 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19687146)
OP: No offense, but I would just stop. A lot of people just don't get it.. :anon
That's their loss, all 3 of us are reading the responses in this thread and we're almost in tears we think they are so funny :1orglaugh


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