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She gon' cry, in the car...

She gon' cry, in the car...
lol

Just like a sponsor getting called out for shaving and then thanking everyone because they got 50 webmaster sign ups from the thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknhVYUb-Bk plz embed

What if he loves her?

i don't know how fat is she, but i for one never fan of bones, women should have some meat, you wouldn't wanna give a hug to a coconut tree.

i take your point but, this is just a fun, don't be that sencitive, these kinda jokes around since a long time and again i have nothing against someone dating fat or skinny person though.

I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you are asking how to pick on your buddy for banging a fat girl or the thought that you were like "hey guys, look I asked a bunch of porn peddlers how I can pick on you for fucking her and now we can laugh at their responses defending her!"

you need to post naked pics of your wife... to prove you are doing so much better...

this is the only way to save this thread unfortunately, so get it done asap

So you are 12

This thread features five levels of retardation.

And yes, I'm making fun of retarded people. I rode the short bus, it's okay.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

I have never seen you post that much. Ever. I think somebody hacked your account. Where did Marina go?!

Obviously the mentality of a 12 year old. Usually when people become 'stuck' at a certain age it is due to some kind of trauma that occurred at that age, normally sexual abuse.

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Why would everybody laugh at you for doing a fat girl? According to the fatties responding in this thread it is nothing to laugh about...

I agree. Unless she is a total bitch and he is an asshole, leave them alone.

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I'm a fat chick and the thing I find the funniest is that you are asking for help to be a bigger dick, publicly acknowledging your limitations in the dickhead department. Maybe someone here can sell you a penis pill scrip.

100 Fat chicks are cool as long as your buddies don't find out :thumbsup

heh, all I'll say is, it's easy to see who is under 30 years old in this thread :)

i agree. you have a thread surrounding the term 'pavement monkey' and no one bats an eye

one young guy joking about his buddy boning a fat chick, and everyone loses their minds in the 'moral injustice' of it all

:1orglaugh ahh gfy

sometime you just feel like fucking and there's a chubby girl who is DTF, so you fuck her. So what? I used to fool around with this chubby girl. she was beautiful, just a little hefty. We'd party and bang and it was fun. No regrets, no shame.

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Good for your room-mate.
He's probably having the time of his life.

They are still in there and nobody has seen either of them yet today.

One of two things happened...

She ate him.

He ate her.

i bet he did.

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A lot of fatties in this thread.

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like the one above your post

Your'e the cheating scammer Chris Butler right?

I like lots of kinds of women :).

i luv full figured females :) your not really his friend if you make fun of his female. i hope he skips rent on your ass :2 cents: :thumbsup

on behalf of the fat girls like me, i have one thing to tell you:
GO Fuck Yourself

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Fat people gettin worked up

It's good for them. Burns calories.

Thyroid issues? That tends to be the usual 'excuse' from fatties...