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dyna mo 06-29-2013 06:58 AM

some people choose to not realize the free ride the rest of the world gets due to our military securing their borders. fuck, some countries don't even have a military and rely on usa security ~100%

1/2 the world would take a massive economic shit if we brought all military ops back home requiring other countries to invest in their own military.

i say go for it, i couldn't give 2 shits. most the rest of the world are a bunch of hypocrits, point finger at usa with one hand and the other hand held out open for a handout. so we chip in to help ya out and you turn around and talk shit.

typical.

some people also must not realize how big of jackasses youd tourists are in usa. i have to deal with that shit on a daily basis living across the street from hostel and close to several international hotels.

australians are loud, asians are pushy, british complain, russians act like lost dumbshits. i could easily stereotype every fucking one and bitch about their country based on my observation of a few.

just like idiots on gfy, everyone thinks everyone else is an idiot.

it's easy to point fingers.


it's harder to not.

slapass 06-29-2013 07:39 AM

Travel a bit. Most people like America and Americans. Obama has helped our international image. And Bush was pretty much hated but overall our country is not disliked.

J. Falcon 06-29-2013 07:48 AM

A lot of hate in this thread. A lot of pride too. Both sides are pathetic.

Slappin Fish 06-29-2013 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19692104)
Nice internet rant. You're welcome. We built it. We also discovered a lot of the drugs that save your life. Cars. You're welcome. Electric. You're welcome. Phones. You're welcome. Pretty much everything you use day to day... You're welcome.

Cars?

Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler, or even Edouard Delamare, might have something to say about that :2 cents:

Probably you mean who perfected the assembly-line.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19692241)
A lot of hate in this thread. A lot of pride too. Both sides are pathetic.

so you are sitting on your own side pointing your finger at the other sides.

makes sense.

Best-In-BC 06-29-2013 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 19691951)
America isn't a country, it is a business. Politicians don't care about sides, all of that nonsense is just smoke and mirrors to keep the people occupied with nothing; meanwhile, all the real decisions and policies are made by big corporations.

Yep :2 cents:

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692186)
some people choose to not realize the free ride the rest of the world gets due to our military securing their borders. fuck, some countries don't even have a military and rely on usa security ~100%

The US only protects the borders of other countries if there is something in it for them. Usually resources.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692186)
1/2 the world would take a massive economic shit if we brought all military ops back home requiring other countries to invest in their own military.

I should qualify before replying: I'm pretty much an anarchist.

Military power shouldn't be concentrated in the hands of a few anyway. It only leads to these sorts of problems.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692186)
i say go for it, i couldn't give 2 shits. most the rest of the world are a bunch of hypocrits, point finger at usa with one hand and the other hand held out open for a handout. so we chip in to help ya out and you turn around and talk shit.

I don't know if I should blame your school system or main-stream media for your ignorance. Care to enlighten me?

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 19691951)
America isn't a country, it is a business.

Actually "America" is a continent. It generally refers to the northern and southern regions together. Also called "Americas" (plural).

Also, the Spanish want their word back; "Dollar".

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 10:21 AM

Some more inventions the USA seems to think they created (just for shits and giggles):

Baseball, Basketball, Football, Hockey - all Canadian inventions.

Moon landing - most top engineers were Canadian - head of the Apollo and Gemini projects including the moon landing - from Kamloops BC.

Apple pie (Apples are asian) - McCains popularized the apple pie - a Canadian company.

Telephone was invented in Bellville ON, Canada.

Most telephone technology from the 70s and 80s Northern Electric - Canada.

Blackberry is a Canadian invention. (Yeah, I know it is losing market share like a titanic.)

Want more? :1orglaugh

deltav 06-29-2013 10:26 AM

Lotta righteous indignation and half-baked viewpoints getting tossed around in this thread, par for the course here I guess. Geopolitics is complicated stuff and in reality there's a lot of nuance and gray areas, usually in any situation there are no true good guys and no actual moral high ground once you look behind the curtain & the spin.

Pretty much any nation is going to act in their self-interest within the limits of their power. At this point in time, the USA has by far the most ability to project their power on a global scale so they stand out in this regard, but *any* nation with comparable resources does the same. That's just how it works.

Personally I think there's a shit-ton of problems with the way the US interacts with the world, and there's definitely a divide between how its citizens view US actions and how the rest of the globe does (i.e. many Americans are oblivious to how interventions elsewhere could be negatively perceived). But best believe Putin's Russia would be pulling the same shit or worse if he hadn't been so busy preventing his country's slide into 3rd World irrelevance the last decade-plus. Perhaps you guys would prefer the predicted rise of China as a dominant power instead? Spend some time there & get back to me on that, sounds like a lot of fun.

IMO the root of many of the world's problems is the rise of multinational corporations that are in many ways beyond the reach of law and are so intertwined into the political structure of multiple nations (of which the US is just one) that it's impossible to determine their actual influence. Obviously the US system is beholden to monied interests, but it's pretty much the same shit the world over. Rather than some facile one-dimensional rant against the USA, that's where we should be directing our attention.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19692382)
IMO the root of many of the world's problems is the rise of multinational corporations that are in many ways beyond the reach of law and are so intertwined into the political structure of multiple nations

:thumbsup

"Limited liability" is bullshit. I think it should be abolished.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692353)
The US only protects the borders of other countries if there is something in it for them. Usually resources.



I should qualify before replying: I'm pretty much an anarchist.

Military power shouldn't be concentrated in the hands of a few anyway. It only leads to these sorts of problems.



I don't know if I should blame your school system or main-stream media for your ignorance. Care to enlighten me?


umm, no. what resources did we capitalize on in bosnia? none.

you don't know what? care to enlighten you on what?

dyna mo 06-29-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692374)
Some more inventions the USA seems to think they created (just for shits and giggles):

Baseball, Basketball, Football, Hockey - all Canadian inventions.

Moon landing - most top engineers were Canadian - head of the Apollo and Gemini projects including the moon landing - from Kamloops BC.

Apple pie (Apples are asian) - McCains popularized the apple pie - a Canadian company.

Telephone was invented in Bellville ON, Canada.

Most telephone technology from the 70s and 80s Northern Electric - Canada.

Blackberry is a Canadian invention. (Yeah, I know it is losing market share like a titanic.)

Want more? :1orglaugh


yes, more needed. specifically facts because much of this is wrong.

jut off the top of my head the apollo shit is wrong, the telephone shit is wrong and the football shit is wrong.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 10:58 AM

meanwhile, most canadians i've ever spoken with think the canucks burned down the white house and won some war with u.s.

deltav 06-29-2013 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692408)
yes, more needed. specifically facts because much of this is wrong.

jut off the top of my head the apollo shit is wrong, the telephone shit is wrong and the football shit is wrong.

Yup, gotta love when folks try to go the "But... but..... Inventions!!" route, then cite some dubious minor role their nation played. It's kind of cute.

A few guys (Chamberlin, Maynard, etc) out of hundreds on the Apollo project were from Canada? Fuckin' a, pat yourselves on the back!

"McCains popularized the apple pie" and apples are from Asia? Mind blown!

Blackberry is from Canada???? Thread's over, you win.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692397)
umm, no. what resources did we capitalize on in bosnia? none.

I am not well-versed in the politics in Bosnia, but if we look around I'm sure there was a reason for the US's involvement that was self-serving.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692397)
you don't know what? care to enlighten you on what?

Your ignorance. Point taken, grandmaster troll.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692408)
yes, more needed. specifically facts because much of this is wrong.

jut off the top of my head the apollo shit is wrong, the telephone shit is wrong and the football shit is wrong.

Chief engineer for Gemini and Apolo was Chamberlain from Kamloops, BC, Canada.

As for Bell, there are these new-fangled things called BOOKS. Maybe you've heard of them.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692410)
meanwhile, most canadians i've ever spoken with think the canucks burned down the white house and won some war with u.s.

Your history books say the British did it, ours say Canadians did it.

Edit: In history the US started 4 wars with Canada (Dominion of Canada at the time, British colony) and lost them all.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19692425)
Yup, gotta love when folks try to go the "But... but..... Inventions!!" route, then cite some dubious minor role their nation played. It's kind of cute.

I didn't start the list, I only added to it. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19692425)
Blackberry is from Canada???? Thread's over, you win.

:1orglaugh

dyna mo 06-29-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692435)
I am not well-versed in the politics in Bosnia, but if we look around I'm sure there was a reason for the US's involvement that was self-serving.



Your ignorance. Point taken, grandmaster troll.

feel free to find an ulterior motive for bosnia, you won't.

so you want me to enlighten you on my ignorance? that makes no sense, you know that right? but when i ask you what you mean, i'm grandmaster troll.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692447)
feel free to find an ulterior motive for bosnia, you won't.

So even if the US did one good deed it makes up for all of the bloodshed? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692447)
so you want me to enlighten you on my ignorance? that makes no sense, you know that right? but when i ask you what you mean, i'm grandmaster troll.

Enlighten me to the *source* of your ignorance. I guess public school or main-stream media. Perhaps you don't even know.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692439)
Chief engineer for Gemini and Apolo was Chamberlain from Kamloops, BC, Canada.

As for Bell, there are these new-fangled things called BOOKS. Maybe you've heard of them.

i didn't mention bell, there are other countries besides canada, italy for one. pick up one fo those new-fangled books you mention and look up italy and the telephone.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692450)
So even if the US did one good deed it makes up for all of the bloodshed? :1orglaugh



Enlighten me to the *source* of your ignorance. I guess public school or main-stream media. Perhaps you don't even know.

umm, the bloodshed we did on bosnia? lol, and you are wanting me to enlighten you on my education?

hahahahah. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 06-29-2013 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692439)
Chief engineer for Gemini and Apolo was Chamberlain from Kamloops, BC, Canada.

there were 500,000 people employed to get to the moon, most of those engineers. congrats on chamberlain's accomplishments but quite frankly, he's a face in a crowd of many it took to get into space.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692451)
i didn't mention bell, there are other countries besides canada, italy for one. pick up one fo those new-fangled books you mention and look up italy and the telephone.

I thought we were talking about how awesome the USSA is and the inventions it created? Perhaps your drivel is making me blind.

List one important invention that came from the US that was worked up by US-born men, not from men born in other countries that moved there.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692454)
umm, the bloodshed we did on bosnia? lol, and you are wanting me to enlighten you on my education?

hahahahah. :1orglaugh

Bloodshed from all of the US-involved wars put together. Are you daft?

SplatterMaster 06-29-2013 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692374)

Most telephone technology from the 70s and 80s Northern Electric - Canada.

Too bad they had a lying CEO/CFO and couldn?t keep up with technology changes or they might still be in business. Northern Electric = Northern Telecom = Nortel Networks = Nortel. RIP.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692457)
there were 500,000 people employed to get to the moon, most of those engineers. congrats on chamberlain's accomplishments but quite frankly, he's a face in a crowd of many it took to get into space.

I said top engineers. Re-read thread.

Also, there are more.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 19692461)
Too bad they had a lying CEO/CFO and couldn?t keep up with technology changes or they might still be in business. Northern Electric = Northern Telecom = Nortel Networks = Nortel. RIP.

Off topic.

Also, they were hacked by the Chinese via a backdoor that was there for years. :1orglaugh

SplatterMaster 06-29-2013 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692466)
Off topic.

Also, they were hacked by the Chinese via a backdoor that was there for years. :1orglaugh

Yep. see those fucking Canadians can't keep anything secure :1orglaugh

18 year employee of Nortel here :thumbsup

dyna mo 06-29-2013 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692458)
I thought we were talking about how awesome the USSA is and the inventions it created? Perhaps your drivel is making me blind.

List one important invention that came from the US that was worked up by US-born men, not from men born in other countries that moved there.

no.

i was never talking about how awesome ussa is and the inventions it created. you made an uneducated post taking credit for apollo, football and something else, i stepped in and let you know people know you are talking out of your ass.

and i couldn't give a shit where inventions come from, wtf difference does it make? so 1 country can be better? i don't give a shit, that was my original post you took some issue with-

i don't give a shit in the my country is more badass than your country shit. that's even more retarded than arguing on the internet.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692460)
Bloodshed from all of the US-involved wars put together. Are you daft?

i tend to stay focused on the topic at hand, when you jump around you need to let the audience know that. you expanded your post from saying you are uneducated about bosnia to an overall bitch about america and blood shed since when? 1700 and what? or should we go back further? let me know so i can stay with you.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692462)
I said top engineers. Re-read thread.

Also, there are more.

i know you said top engineers, that's wrong. what, 12 canadian engineers on the entire space project, gemini and apollo? there were 200,000+ engineers on apollo alone.

but hey, if you want, here goes.


yay canada, you got to the moon first. congrats.

feel better? good.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692476)
no.

i was never talking about how awesome ussa is and the inventions it created. you made an uneducated post taking credit for apollo, football and something else, i stepped in and let you know people know you are talking out of your ass.

I don't even know where to begin. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692476)
and i couldn't give a shit where inventions come from, wtf difference does it make? so 1 country can be better? i don't give a shit, that was my original post you took some issue with-

i don't give a shit in the my country is more badass than your country shit. that's even more retarded than arguing on the internet.

Okay, so to answer the thread's initial question: It became a laughing stock the day you were born. :1orglaugh

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692480)
i tend to stay focused on the topic at hand, when you jump around you need to let the audience know that. you expanded your post from saying you are uneducated about bosnia to an overall bitch about america and blood shed since when? 1700 and what? or should we go back further? let me know so i can stay with you.

I'm jumping around? You should talk, pal.

Since "America"'s inception, of course. I mean, even your national anthem is about war.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692487)

Okay, so to answer the thread's initial question: It became a laughing stock the day you were born. :1orglaugh

farva? is that you?


PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692483)
i know you said top engineers, that's wrong. what, 12 canadian engineers on the entire space project, gemini and apollo?

They were the top ones.

Meanwhile, eat an apple pie and play your national sport of baseball. Don't worry, the secret of their real origin is safe with me. :winkwink:

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19692494)
farva? is that you?

Sarcasm is the recoil of a weak mind.

dyna mo 06-29-2013 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19692490)
I'm jumping around? You should talk, pal.

Since "America"'s inception, of course. I mean, even your national anthem is about war.

umm, you know when the anthem was written right? during a british bombing an american fort. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yes, you, jumping around, you went from not knowing jack shit about bosnia to knowing all about blood shed over american history.

gotta let peeps know when you make a jump like that.

PhoneSexKing 06-29-2013 12:19 PM

Here's more!

Insulin, Canadian

polio vaccine, Canadian

radiation therapy for cancer treatment = Canada

first heart transplant = South Africa, world leader in heart surgery today = Canada


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