So let me get this straight, this guy some how was lucky to know all of this was going down and saved his family without helping others... ?
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Government: Hi, can I speak to Larry
Larry: yeah, this is Larry
Government: Larry, this is the government calling you. we have something important to tell you, but you have to keep it a secret... promise?
Larry: yes, I prommmmmmmise?
Government: doesn't sound like your promising Larry, say it like you mean it
Larry: OK, I promise
Government: This ain't a joke LARRY, take this shit seriously. we're the government calling you to tell you a damn secret, now fucking swear you won't fucking say anything.
Larry: fine, I PROMISE... fucking christ you guys are a pain
Government: WHAT ASSHOLE?
Larry: no no, not you, I was talking to my cats.
Government: ok, that's what I thought. So we have this secret and now that you promised, you can't tell anyone or act out of the norm. or, we will be mad at you... we won't actually ever do anything, but we'll just glare at you with an evil look.
Larry: ok got it, what the fuck is up?
Government: so we're planning an attack on our own country, but we're going to keep this a secret and only the elite few will know... but we want to use YOUR buildings
Larry: WTF!?!? NO FUCKING WAY! I JUST HAD THEM WASHED!
Government: Look, just take out an insurance claim NOW and you'll walk away a billionaire
Larry: ok, makes sense. so what's going to happen?
Government: just stay out of the area, but don't tell anyone. no one will ever suspect us, it's a brilliant plan... the ones that do will be seen as conspiracy theorists and be laughed at
Larry: why again are you doing this?
Government: For fucks sake LARRY! Do I need to draw this out for you? YOUR insurance company is the same that we use for our company vehicles. They have us by the balls and won't give us another discount for multiple driver discount, so we're really going to stick it to them.
Larry: makes perfect sense!
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