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Pryda 10-12-2013 12:48 PM

I've sent you an email.

Oohh 10-12-2013 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pryda (Post 19832366)
I've sent you an email.

To which email address did you email me ? I did not get any email. Plz direct your email to as in my signature below.

mafia_man 10-12-2013 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19831435)
No, honestly speaking, the VA will indeed work 8 hours/day and the day will be target-based as such that a work truly requires xxx hours to complete (the buyer and I will talk on Skype or other messengers to calculate what is the number of work hours required to complete a project and the buyer will pay only that much money). So no cheating.

Do you screen record so I can actually check that work is being done?

Oohh 10-12-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 19832374)
Do you screen record so I can actually check that work is being done?

We have a better solution than Screen Recording. The cons of screen recording is that the file size of the video recording of the work of 8 hours/day will be so huge that it will be very difficult to upload for us and download and verify the work for you.

The better solution is that at first you and I will chat over Skype or ICQ about what your job is and then we will decide how much work can a person do in 8 hours and we will assign that much work as a daily target for the worker. This target basis work will ensure that you are indeed getting 8 hours of work everyday. This is better than screen recording.

American Psycho 10-12-2013 05:31 PM

Anyone tried this babaganoosh?
Interested in to hear results!

mineistaken 10-12-2013 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19831508)
Wow. 1.92 an hour. Talk about slave labor.

Are you that ignorant? There are many countries where this salary is average. And it is even close to the minimum wage in some European Union countries. So not to speak about 150 poorer countries in the world.

johnnyloadproductions 10-12-2013 06:56 PM

I actually just posted a job, 30 minutes have gone by and no one has showed interest. :(

Probably because I was insistent on the user owning a mac for the command+SHIFT+4 ability for cutting up science and math documents.

AaronM 10-12-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19831464)
We are an India based company....


No shit.

AnimeFevers 10-12-2013 08:10 PM

Tried this before, got about 5 minutes of work per day, apparently their Internet providings was slow.

Ramirez 10-13-2013 04:13 AM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte.../skeptical.gif

Alice22 10-13-2013 04:40 AM

I sent you an email with no answer.

Alice22 10-13-2013 04:41 AM

I tried this kind of server before, and got very bad results, exactly like the poster above "
got about 5 minutes of work per day, apparently their Internet providings was slow. "

But, i am willing to try again.

Oohh 10-14-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 19832588)
Tried this before, got about 5 minutes of work per day, apparently their Internet providings was slow.

You did not try us. We indeed provide 1 dedicated VA full-time per buyer. No Cheating.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alice22 (Post 19832753)
I sent you an email with no answer.

I replied to your email and we have had many email conversations since yesterday.

lazycash 10-14-2013 03:58 PM

Does fatfoo work for you?

AnimeFevers 10-14-2013 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19834445)
You did not try us. We indeed provide 1 dedicated VA full-time per buyer. No Cheating.

I've tried the same sort of service (Indian company)

I'd be willing to give you a go for 1 month but only for half the hours.

Let me know.

madeofmoney 10-14-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19832362)
Any GFY members plz post your valuable thoughts.

sir, how many public holidays do you take on these glorious days sir if you will please sir?

madeofmoney 10-14-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alice22 (Post 19832754)
I tried this kind of server before, and got very bad results, exactly like the poster above "
got about 5 minutes of work per day, apparently their Internet providings was slow. "

But, i am willing to try again.

Because you are a cheapskate. What do you expect?

Klen 10-15-2013 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19832533)
Are you that ignorant? There are many countries where this salary is average. And it is even close to the minimum wage in some European Union countries. So not to speak about 150 poorer countries in the world.

Well,in Croatia minimal salary for full time web designer/programmer is around 600$,but that is not only cost as you need to pay medical + retirement + salary tax on top of it.

mineistaken 10-15-2013 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19834947)
Well,in Croatia minimal salary for full time web designer/programmer is around 600$,but that is not only cost as you need to pay medical + retirement + salary tax on top of it.

That was completely not my point. That dude called salary which is MANY TIMES bigger than minimum salary and a LOT bigger than average salary slave wage. How can salary that is bigger than average salary be slave wage? He is just ignorant and does not comprehend simple fact that salaries are different in many countries.

Markul 10-15-2013 06:27 AM

Guys. Unless you know how to work with and have experience from using an Indian based outsourcing company, I will let you in on a little secret: You will not get what you expect.

nico-t 10-15-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19832160)
Hello Sir, please I was a marine, please. I dropping my iPhone and brake it. I was in the marines, Sir. Apple is shitting. Marines. I want to put my peni in the girl from Heroes, and I was being a marine, Sir, Thank you please.

:1orglaugh

Oohh 10-15-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19835114)
Guys. Unless you know how to work with and have experience from using an Indian based outsourcing company, I will let you in on a little secret: You will not get what you expect.

You shall get what you expect with 200% guarantee.

LeRoy 10-15-2013 10:53 AM

Define skilled...

Bigdogg 10-15-2013 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19832376)
We have a better solution than Screen Recording. The cons of screen recording is that the file size of the video recording of the work of 8 hours/day will be so huge that it will be very difficult to upload for us and download and verify the work for you.

The better solution is that at first you and I will chat over Skype or ICQ about what your job is and then we will decide how much work can a person do in 8 hours and we will assign that much work as a daily target for the worker. This target basis work will ensure that you are indeed getting 8 hours of work everyday. This is better than screen recording.

I'm interested. Please pm me or pits email address.

FreeHugeMovies 10-15-2013 09:11 PM

This thread is pretty damn funny!

Oohh 10-16-2013 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigdogg (Post 19836072)
I'm interested. Please pm me or pits email address.

Hi,

I can not see a PM option anywhere in my account. Plz email me to the address in my signature.

Sincerely,

D. Brata

TurboAngel 10-16-2013 08:19 AM

Good luck with that.

madeofmoney 10-16-2013 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19836244)
Hi,

I can not see a PM option anywhere in my account. Plz email me to the address in my signature.

Sincerely,

D. Brata

sir, your gmails is not on my working sir. skills will be available quite soon sir.

Ramirez 10-16-2013 09:25 AM

Fuck this. I'm out.

icymelon 10-16-2013 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19832555)
I actually just posted a job, 30 minutes have gone by and no one has showed interest. :(

Probably because I was insistent on the user owning a mac for the command+SHIFT+4 ability for cutting up science and math documents.

why would you want cutting up science and math documents?

mafia_man 10-16-2013 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19835114)
You will not get what you expect.

I expect to get no work done and be out of pocket so I expect I will.

Oohh 10-17-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 19836954)
I expect to get no work done and be out of pocket so I expect I will.

You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

Lesa 10-17-2013 03:48 PM

How much are you taking them as a contractor, like 50 percent :D

rocky1234 10-17-2013 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838250)
You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

what's your email addy? is it the blaring logo under your post that's blinking?

Dan 10-17-2013 05:11 PM

does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Oohh 10-17-2013 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocky1234 (Post 19838697)
what's your email addy? is it the blaring logo under your post that's blinking?

Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 19838733)
does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Yes.

madeofmoney 10-17-2013 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 19838733)
does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Everything my friend. Service has had us fully for all times sir. Not a disappoint true will we ever offer.

madeofmoney 10-17-2013 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838250)
You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

200% guarentee of what? I have been fucked 300% of the time, does that mean there is a 200% guarentee my ass fucking will not hurt as bad as the 300%? You guys man... :1orglaugh

Oohh 10-18-2013 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madeofmoney (Post 19838968)
200% guarentee of what? I have been fucked 300% of the time, does that mean there is a 200% guarentee my ass fucking will not hurt as bad as the 300%? You guys man... :1orglaugh

It's cent percent guaranteed that you will be satisfied with the VA we will provide you.

L-Pink 10-18-2013 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19832160)
Hello Sir, please I was a marine, please. I dropping my iPhone and brake it. I was in the marines, Sir. Apple is shitting. Marines. I want to put my peni in the girl from Heroes, and I was being a marine, Sir, Thank you please.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dan 10-18-2013 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838946)
Yes.



Yes.

Hit me up on skype danhogue1

marlboroack 10-19-2013 12:34 AM

You in da Philippines?

Oohh 10-19-2013 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan (Post 19839728)
Hit me up on skype danhogue1

Added you on Skype.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 19840521)
You in da Philippines?

We are from India.

AmeliaG 10-19-2013 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19832160)
Hello Sir, please I was a marine, please. I dropping my iPhone and brake it. I was in the marines, Sir. Apple is shitting. Marines. I want to put my peni in the girl from Heroes, and I was being a marine, Sir, Thank you please.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sorry, Rochard, looks like you won't be able to outsource. You are stuck with GFY :)

Lykos 10-19-2013 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19835114)
Guys. Unless you know how to work with and have experience from using an Indian based outsourcing company, I will let you in on a little secret: You will not get what you expect.

Very true :thumbsup

SlammedMedia 10-19-2013 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19835482)
You shall get what you expect with 200% guarantee.

200% is impossible.

SlammedMedia 10-19-2013 05:06 AM

Once you get ICQ setup, like everyone else on GFY -- I'm interested in a 1 month trial.

Oohh 10-19-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19840678)
200% is impossible.

By saying 200% I tried to emphasise that you will get your work done. Period.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19840680)
Once you get ICQ setup, like everyone else on GFY -- I'm interested in a 1 month trial.

Contacted you at ICQ.

CarlosTheGaucho 10-21-2013 01:39 PM

Had my third world outsourcing experience years back.

The prices were 1200 - 1600 USD a month (Phillipines) depending on the role, one of the staff - the designer was skilled and easy to work with, however after a month he was replaced by somebody else by the supervisor and claimed as "sick and not returning".

The rest of the people were either bad or really bad, one couldn't figure out if they do it on purpose (not respecting written instructions, unable to doublecheck their work etc.) or are just really this different in their work approach.

Also the "dedicated 8 hours a day" was questionable, especially with so much work consisting of fixing or re-doing stuff, the amount of holidays was stunning too. We had to claim extra hours and soon after terminate the contract.

Apart form that one exception it was bad or very bad, wouldn't go for another round.

Not discriminating, but the only way to consider this again would be to get a personal recommendation from somebody I trust. But then again that would have to be somebody with skills to offer and a decent knowledge of English, which doesn't put him into the $400 a month bracket.

Oohh 10-23-2013 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 19842759)
Had my third world outsourcing experience years back.

The prices were 1200 - 1600 USD a month (Phillipines) depending on the role, one of the staff - the designer was skilled and easy to work with, however after a month he was replaced by somebody else by the supervisor and claimed as "sick and not returning".

The rest of the people were either bad or really bad, one couldn't figure out if they do it on purpose (not respecting written instructions, unable to doublecheck their work etc.) or are just really this different in their work approach.

Also the "dedicated 8 hours a day" was questionable, especially with so much work consisting of fixing or re-doing stuff, the amount of holidays was stunning too. We had to claim extra hours and soon after terminate the contract.

Apart form that one exception it was bad or very bad, wouldn't go for another round.

Not discriminating, but the only way to consider this again would be to get a personal recommendation from somebody I trust. But then again that would have to be somebody with skills to offer and a decent knowledge of English, which doesn't put him into the $400 a month bracket.

:error Not all the roads go to Madrid.


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