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mafia_man 10-16-2013 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19835114)
You will not get what you expect.

I expect to get no work done and be out of pocket so I expect I will.

Oohh 10-17-2013 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 19836954)
I expect to get no work done and be out of pocket so I expect I will.

You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

Lesa 10-17-2013 03:48 PM

How much are you taking them as a contractor, like 50 percent :D

rocky1234 10-17-2013 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838250)
You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

what's your email addy? is it the blaring logo under your post that's blinking?

Dan 10-17-2013 05:11 PM

does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Oohh 10-17-2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rocky1234 (Post 19838697)
what's your email addy? is it the blaring logo under your post that's blinking?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 19838733)
does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Yes.

madeofmoney 10-17-2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 19838733)
does that include site builders? Graphics and HTML?

Everything my friend. Service has had us fully for all times sir. Not a disappoint true will we ever offer.

madeofmoney 10-17-2013 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838250)
You shall get work done with 200% guarantee.

200% guarentee of what? I have been fucked 300% of the time, does that mean there is a 200% guarentee my ass fucking will not hurt as bad as the 300%? You guys man... :1orglaugh

Oohh 10-18-2013 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by madeofmoney (Post 19838968)
200% guarentee of what? I have been fucked 300% of the time, does that mean there is a 200% guarentee my ass fucking will not hurt as bad as the 300%? You guys man... :1orglaugh

It's cent percent guaranteed that you will be satisfied with the VA we will provide you.

L-Pink 10-18-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19832160)
Hello Sir, please I was a marine, please. I dropping my iPhone and brake it. I was in the marines, Sir. Apple is shitting. Marines. I want to put my peni in the girl from Heroes, and I was being a marine, Sir, Thank you please.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dan 10-18-2013 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19838946)
Yes.



Yes.

Hit me up on skype danhogue1

marlboroack 10-19-2013 12:34 AM

You in da Philippines?

Oohh 10-19-2013 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan (Post 19839728)
Hit me up on skype danhogue1

Added you on Skype.

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 19840521)
You in da Philippines?

We are from India.

AmeliaG 10-19-2013 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19832160)
Hello Sir, please I was a marine, please. I dropping my iPhone and brake it. I was in the marines, Sir. Apple is shitting. Marines. I want to put my peni in the girl from Heroes, and I was being a marine, Sir, Thank you please.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sorry, Rochard, looks like you won't be able to outsource. You are stuck with GFY :)

Lykos 10-19-2013 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19835114)
Guys. Unless you know how to work with and have experience from using an Indian based outsourcing company, I will let you in on a little secret: You will not get what you expect.

Very true :thumbsup

SlammedMedia 10-19-2013 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19835482)
You shall get what you expect with 200% guarantee.

200% is impossible.

SlammedMedia 10-19-2013 05:06 AM

Once you get ICQ setup, like everyone else on GFY -- I'm interested in a 1 month trial.

Oohh 10-19-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19840678)
200% is impossible.

By saying 200% I tried to emphasise that you will get your work done. Period.

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19840680)
Once you get ICQ setup, like everyone else on GFY -- I'm interested in a 1 month trial.

Contacted you at ICQ.

CarlosTheGaucho 10-21-2013 01:39 PM

Had my third world outsourcing experience years back.

The prices were 1200 - 1600 USD a month (Phillipines) depending on the role, one of the staff - the designer was skilled and easy to work with, however after a month he was replaced by somebody else by the supervisor and claimed as "sick and not returning".

The rest of the people were either bad or really bad, one couldn't figure out if they do it on purpose (not respecting written instructions, unable to doublecheck their work etc.) or are just really this different in their work approach.

Also the "dedicated 8 hours a day" was questionable, especially with so much work consisting of fixing or re-doing stuff, the amount of holidays was stunning too. We had to claim extra hours and soon after terminate the contract.

Apart form that one exception it was bad or very bad, wouldn't go for another round.

Not discriminating, but the only way to consider this again would be to get a personal recommendation from somebody I trust. But then again that would have to be somebody with skills to offer and a decent knowledge of English, which doesn't put him into the $400 a month bracket.

Oohh 10-23-2013 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 19842759)
Had my third world outsourcing experience years back.

The prices were 1200 - 1600 USD a month (Phillipines) depending on the role, one of the staff - the designer was skilled and easy to work with, however after a month he was replaced by somebody else by the supervisor and claimed as "sick and not returning".

The rest of the people were either bad or really bad, one couldn't figure out if they do it on purpose (not respecting written instructions, unable to doublecheck their work etc.) or are just really this different in their work approach.

Also the "dedicated 8 hours a day" was questionable, especially with so much work consisting of fixing or re-doing stuff, the amount of holidays was stunning too. We had to claim extra hours and soon after terminate the contract.

Apart form that one exception it was bad or very bad, wouldn't go for another round.

Not discriminating, but the only way to consider this again would be to get a personal recommendation from somebody I trust. But then again that would have to be somebody with skills to offer and a decent knowledge of English, which doesn't put him into the $400 a month bracket.

:error Not all the roads go to Madrid.

x-rate 10-23-2013 06:19 AM

I don't need outsourcing but it's pretty simple to make sure you get what you pay for.... just ask to use teamviewer (or remote desktop) or at least have the person on skype and require to send you a msg every time he (she) quit the computer! Plain and simple....

ls101 10-23-2013 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19831468)
The VAs are :

1. English medium schooling & University.
2. University Graduate.
3. Diploma in various fields of Computer Sciences.
4. Atleast 5+ years of solid Internet experience.
5. Easily teachable with ANY KIND of tasks/projects.

The VAs are based in India.

Why not look for a real job with benefits if you have these qualifications?

seolinker 10-23-2013 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19845005)
Why not look for a real job with benefits if you have these qualifications?

lulz, good point

Oohh 10-23-2013 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19845005)
Why not look for a real job with benefits if you have these qualifications?

Doing a VA job is more lucrative to the VAs ($400.00/month) than doing normal jobs. But here is India, there huge numbers of skilled persons than available local jobs. So doing a VA job is better for them to do than doing a normal job.

Andreas 10-23-2013 10:47 AM

First I doubt the quality of work at that rate.

Oohh 10-23-2013 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Andreas (Post 19845289)
First I doubt the quality of work at that rate.

$400.00/month is a lot of money in India as a salary. And you will get highly skilled & experienced staffs/VAs at that salary. So undoubtedly it is a fact that you will get top-notch VA at that price.

Plz give us a try and let us prove ourselves.

madeofmoney 10-23-2013 11:54 PM


mstyanda 10-24-2013 12:12 AM

I might be interested once some known person from GFY is willing to step up and give references.

Question though. Is this "work" you guys do and experience you have include web design or just techy crap? I have hired a few times off of a Freelance site that were Indian guys and while they could build techy stuff they couldn't do design with crayolas and an etch-a-sketch if their life depended on it. But one of them sadly did know how to hack my WP thru my FTP login. :( Still not sure how the hell that works .

globofun 10-25-2013 02:05 AM

Is this gord? Or very good?

stinkyfingers 10-25-2013 02:40 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...59_634x516.jpg

J. Falcon 10-25-2013 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 19832001)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oohh 10-27-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mstyanda (Post 19846039)
I might be interested once some known person from GFY is willing to step up and give references.

Question though. Is this "work" you guys do and experience you have include web design or just techy crap? I have hired a few times off of a Freelance site that were Indian guys and while they could build techy stuff they couldn't do design with crayolas and an etch-a-sketch if their life depended on it. But one of them sadly did know how to hack my WP thru my FTP login. :( Still not sure how the hell that works .

I have emailed you.

madeofmoney 10-27-2013 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mstyanda (Post 19846039)
I might be interested once some known person from GFY is willing to step up and give references.

Question though. Is this "work" you guys do and experience you have include web design or just techy crap? I have hired a few times off of a Freelance site that were Indian guys and while they could build techy stuff they couldn't do design with crayolas and an etch-a-sketch if their life depended on it. But one of them sadly did know how to hack my WP thru my FTP login. :( Still not sure how the hell that works .

Come on bro, an animated gmail banner should be good enough. Shit, what else do you need?

ls101 10-27-2013 08:45 PM

I have experience with Indian worker too. Every now and then they have these reason:

Power Interruption
Mouse Broken
Keyboard Broken
Internet Connection bad
Spill water in keyboard
Rat eat the wire of my computer

I hope these guys selling their skills here as a VA is not the same as them.

madeofmoney 10-27-2013 08:45 PM


Oohh 10-27-2013 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19850233)
I have experience with Indian worker too. Every now and then they have these reason:

Power Interruption
Mouse Broken
Keyboard Broken
Internet Connection bad
Spill water in keyboard
Rat eat the wire of my computer

I hope these guys selling their skills here as a VA is not the same as them.

No we don't have any of the above problems and we indeed deliver 8 hours of genuine work every day per VA. We are professionals and if you choose an amateur VA from other places, you are bound to face problems. But we are not like that.

ls101 10-27-2013 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19850235)
No we don't have any of the above problems and we indeed deliver 8 hours of genuine work every day per VA. We are professionals and if you choose an amateur VA from other places, you are bound to face problems. But we are not like that.

Good then that's a plus for you guys if ever.

ZeroHero 10-28-2013 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19831470)
Oh.. wait.. you're selling your services to us for $400/mo. You're not here looking to hire people for $400/mo, correct?

:2 cents:

Oohh 10-28-2013 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19850251)
Good then that's a plus for you guys if ever.

Thanks................

Oohh 10-30-2013 11:25 AM

Anyone ? ...................


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