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RyuLion 11-08-2013 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19863313)
Niners always rock!

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

CDSmith 11-08-2013 12:52 PM

Wow, I would not have thought beer costs more at a Lions game than at a Cowboys game.

Detroit must think their team is something special. :D

dyna mo 11-08-2013 12:55 PM

i'm thinkin i might pick the panthers, straight up for sunday................


not. hahahah, harbaugh's had 2 weeks to craft up a game plan. and these 4 in a row panther wins were over weaker franchises. but cam newton can start making td's, run, throw, he don't care when he gets going. gonna have to ring his bell early and a few times imo.


oh and how the heck did the niners get anquan boldin over this off-season anyway? was that some behind the scenes brother to brother trade over a burrito? i mean really!

SwirlsGirl 11-08-2013 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19866251)
Michael Crabtree: Going in Right Direction -- Michael Crabtree was all alone on the field at the start of Wednesday's 49ers practice. "I was the first person out there today, stretching for no reason," the fifth-year wideout said shortly after the two-hour workout. "I'm just excited to be back."
I'm looking forward to seeing him back in action.


Swirl -- You're not wrong, everything you've said is basically true. But I still underline one word of caution that there are a couple of teams that come close enough to having the Niners' firepower and balance that they are serious contenders as well. And serious threats.

Personally I would love to see SF absolutely crush every team they go up against all the way to the superbowl. And I mean CRUSH. Like the Patriots did about eight or ten years ago. To the point where people were crying that Brady & Co were "running up the score" on their poor poor loser teams. Yeah, that kind of crush is what the Niners need to be doling out on the league right now.

But in lieu of that I'll settle for them winning their 6th Superbowl. :D

Absolutely spot on!

Here is my interesting discovery of today....and this is why it is great to be excited because stats do not lie....

http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/st...mpletion/2013/

CLick the link and see that the 49ers are currently leading the NFL in yards per completion even without their full playbook or full offensive capability.

ALREADY LEADING THE NFL IN A VITAL OFFENSIVE STAT AND THAT IS WITHOUT NOT 1 BUT 2 STARTING ALL PRO RECEIVERS ABOUT TO RETURN.

Again the defense is playing lights out and about to get back 2 more pass rushers and one sack master known as aldon smith.

Who could possibly have it any better than us? Can you imagine a seasoned experienced Kaepernick with all of his weapons fully recharged and fully loaded!

Check down field..... if nothing down field take off running for your easy first down.

Light up the opposing teams defense with passes all over the place in first quarter....tire out the opposing team defense, then run all over them with Gore,Hunter, James, and Kaep

Its just a very freaky and perverted form of niner football that we see as being prepared to be unleashed on the NFL.

It really looks insane....it really looks delicious....it really looks serious....it really looks like the 49ers will be arguably 1 of 3 teams to beat in the NFL in the coming weeks

dyna mo 11-08-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19866288)
Absolutely spot on!

Here is my interesting discovery of today....and this is why it is great to be excited because stats do not lie....

http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/st...mpletion/2013/

CLick the link and see that the 49ers are currently leading the NFL in yards per completion even without their full playbook or full offensive capability.

ALREADY LEADING THE NFL IN A VITAL OFFENSIVE STAT AND THAT IS WITHOUT NOT 1 BUT 2 STARTING ALL PRO RECEIVERS ABOUT TO RETURN.

Again the defense is playing lights out and about to get back 2 more pass rushers and one sack master known as aldon smith.

Who could possibly have it any better than us? Can you imagine a seasoned experienced Kaepernick with all of his weapons fully recharged and fully loaded!

Check down field..... if nothing down field take off running for your easy first down.

Light up the opposing teams defense with passes all over the place in first quarter....tire out the opposing team defense, then run all over them with Gore,Hunter, James, and Kaep

Its just a very freaky and perverted form of niner football that we see as being prepared to be unleashed on the NFL.

It really looks insane....it really looks delicious....it really looks serious....it really looks like the 49ers will be arguably 1 of 3 teams to beat in the NFL in the coming weeks

i like you swirlsgirl, i'd attend a niner game with you & buy you a niners r #1 giant foam finger for the game.

http://images.footballfanatics.com/p..._780899_xl.jpg

edgeprod 11-11-2013 12:43 AM

Well, they definitely showed that Carolina's late-game defense is freaky-freaky-nasty, as well as gave the Panthers a 5-win steak. So, that's ... something, I guess?

You must have cried at that interception.

PornDiscounts-V 11-11-2013 01:52 AM

All those charts and graphs and they lost to a crap team. Too sad.

L-Pink 11-11-2013 05:17 AM

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stephane76 11-11-2013 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19863207)
Yes I am looking forward to that game as well, going to be a pivotal game for sure!

Panthers are hard to beat right now, we in the ZONE... Don't be mad :winkwink:

OOh, I like that title:

http://i.imgur.com/JkvUGEA.png

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Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 19868750)
All those charts and graphs and they lost to a crap team. Too sad.

You obviously don't know much about what's going on this season :)

SwirlsGirl 11-11-2013 07:11 AM

1 freaking point win after we suffered 5 injuries is no reason to crown the carolina house cats anything yet

dyna mo 11-11-2013 07:28 AM

sorry for your loss 49er fans.

going by donny's *logic*, the niners are not an elite team on the way to a super bowl spot.

dyna mo 11-11-2013 07:31 AM

at home loss.

late in the season, when donny (and analysts, lolz) claim elite teams are getting better.

after a bye week when the team had 2 weeks to prepare and rest.

to the lowly panthers.



ouch!

stephane76 11-11-2013 07:56 AM

A win is a win is a win... 1 point or 30...


I didn't write the article ;)

Donny 11-11-2013 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19869035)
sorry for your loss 49er fans.

going by donny's *logic*, the niners are not an elite team on the way to a super bowl spot.

It was definitely a bad day. We had less than 50 yards total passing. Etc. Usually, a day when a defense can hold a team to 10 points, that day is considered good. Obviously not the case this time.

I told my son on the way to the game that the only thing I was worried about was that we were coming off a bye week. Some teams show up refreshed and others show up cooled off. The Niners were on a hot streak - as are the Panthers with their 5 wins in a row - that came to a halt. I was hoping for a good use of the bye week. Instead, we cooled off. Here's to Harbaugh firing everyone back up!

Magnetron 11-11-2013 08:25 AM

I was expecting tight ends and holes being exploited.

Freeky nasty bullshit topic.

Go Bears

p.s. Jay Cutler hurt his vagina again

bloggerz 11-11-2013 08:31 AM

Thread backfire at its best

vdbucks 11-11-2013 08:35 AM

The 49ers only lost because Cry Baby Jim didn't scream loud enough about how it was a double face mask and offsetting penalty imho...

CDSmith 11-11-2013 12:14 PM

See this is why I hesitate to drink the coolaid and go all "Niners rule the universe!", and instead still tend to throw out a note of caution even during their longest of winning streaks. As much as I love San Fran and as great as they're looking lately I know they're not quite 'there' yet consistency-wise.

When they're on their game they are almost unstoppable. But when they're not, they can very much suck as bad as any 3-7 team out there. I think that will change as Keapernick gains experience. It's easy to forget the guy is barely out of his rookie season, and he was only at the helm for part of last year, not the full season.

And I'm not putting it all on Keapernick either. Niner D played pretty great yesterday, but so did the Panthers'. And their offense managed to get a TD, something SF failed utterly to do.

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Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 19868750)
All those charts and graphs and they lost to a crap team. Too sad.

Carolina is no crap team. Cam!!

dyna mo 11-11-2013 12:18 PM

i was stunned at all the hard hitting in this game.

J. Falcon 11-11-2013 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 19869086)
I was expecting tight ends and holes being exploited.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

lucas131 11-17-2013 05:37 PM

losers ...

Rochard 11-17-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19876484)
losers ...

That was bullshit. We had a touch down, he had both feet down, then flew out of bounds, never lost control of the ball... Yet didn't get the touchdown. That was BS.

L-Pink 11-17-2013 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19868863)
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edgeprod 11-17-2013 06:21 PM

They're definitely doing some freaky-freaky-nasty things for their opponent's win column .. so that's something, I guess.

AdultB2B 11-18-2013 05:15 AM

Ouch
 
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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19862970)
Just thought you need to be informed so you do not act out and uppity when you are watching football and see the 49ers doing freaky nasty perverted plays on family television.

The San Francisco 49ers of 2013 are on a 5 game win streak scoring an average of over 35 points a game, without 3 starting players!

They are currently on a bye week resting for carolina, and expecting to have 3 all pro players return to the field within the next couple of weeks!

Definition of Offensive Onslaught -

1.Michael Crabtree
2. Mario Manningham
3.Frank Gore
4.Kendall Hunter
5.Colin Kapernick
6.Anquan Boldin
7.Vernon Davis
8.LaMichael James

Do you realize what is about to go down....get your popcorn ready and load up your paxum, paypal, accounts and put your Superbowl money on the San Francisco 49ers!

You can thank me later!

You have been informed!

Watch for freakish perversions on live NFL Sunday compliments of San Francisco 49ers!:thumbsup

Turns out our Niners are doing freaky, nasty things to themselves :mad:

J. Falcon 11-18-2013 05:44 AM

You jinxed them with this thread.

AdultB2B 11-18-2013 06:08 AM

Yup
 
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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19876868)
You jinxed them with this thread.

No doubt?

J. Falcon 11-18-2013 06:58 AM

Good news for you is next week you're facing my Redskins, so that is pretty much a guaranteed win.

Colmike9 11-18-2013 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19876492)
That was bullshit. We had a touch down, he had both feet down, then flew out of bounds, never lost control of the ball... Yet didn't get the touchdown. That was BS.

I would agree, except that they scored right after, so, that would have just added a few seconds on the clock at the end..

madm1k3 11-18-2013 09:06 AM

Yep its getting freaky and nasty for the 9ers

stephane76 11-19-2013 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19869005)
1 freaking point win after we suffered 5 injuries is no reason to crown the carolina house cats anything yet

Them "house cats" were fun to watch on Monday Night Football :winkwink:

SwirlsGirl 11-19-2013 08:44 AM

Niners lost to carolina but did not get *beat* a 1 point game can swing either way depending on a few calls

new orleans game was a flat out robbery...completely blown officiating was deplorable at best.
The 49ers actually beat the saints but lost the game thru inept officiating.

so we sit being the team everyone is counting out now by losing by no more than 4 total points in last 2 games both of which could have went either way!

Don't act like the 49ers are getting their as kicked up and down the field...they were in both games to the very end, and lead both games for most of the games.

We have a few more starters coming back this week and next and we will see what happens.

L-Pink 11-19-2013 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19878341)
Niners lost to carolina but did not get *beat* a 1 point game can swing either way depending on a few calls

new orleans game was a flat out robbery...completely blown officiating was deplorable at best.
The 49ers actually beat the saints but lost the game thru inept officiating.

so we sit being the team everyone is counting out now by losing by no more than 4 total points in last 2 games both of which could have went either way!

Don't act like the 49ers are getting their as kicked up and down the field...they were in both games to the very end, and lead both games for most of the games.

We have a few more starters coming back this week and next and we will see what happens.

Yea well, I almost got laid last night.

SwirlsGirl 11-27-2013 12:32 PM

Michael *King Crab* Crabtree is now activated....

There is much more I could say but I think you, and the nfl are already feeling jitters!

All of gfy and the nfl and the football watching fans saw the dismantling of the redskins on monday night.....

and that was without the added threat of all pro wide receiver super star michael *king crab* crabtree.

Vernon Davis, Frank Gore, Anquan Boldin, Mario Manningham, Colin Kapernick, Michael Crabtree

Which one do you neutralize? Which one do you double? Which one is not all pro caliber?

Which one is not a scoring threat? Which one can you not say is gifted?

Which one of you think that defenses are not having cold sweats thinking about this unprecedented line up of weaponry and fire power?

Ok I think I got the point across....go 49ers!

Major (Tom) 11-27-2013 03:05 PM

WHO DAT
Nuff said

J. Falcon 11-27-2013 04:49 PM

Your team might not even make the playoffs.

Major (Tom) 11-27-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19888406)
Your team might not even make the playoffs.

I told you last season RG3 would end up suckin. I'm tellin ya, black qb's... It just isn't their position.
Ds

CDSmith 11-28-2013 07:52 AM

Perhaps *I've* been the one jinxing them. Every 49er game I've actually watched, they've lost. So for the past two weeks I watched other games and NOT the SF games, and lo and behold they won both games.

Their four losses are my fault, obviously.

stephane76 12-03-2013 03:34 PM

Big test on Sunday for your Niners...

SwirlsGirl 12-03-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19894833)
Big test on Sunday for your Niners...

Thank you for the heads up! We are preparing for the big test as we post:thumbsup

Good luck to you guys on your coming test as well:thumbsup

baddog 12-03-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19878350)
Yea well, I almost got laid last night.

Fumble or dropped pass?

stephane76 12-05-2013 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19894900)
Thank you for the heads up! We are preparing for the big test as we post:thumbsup

Good luck to you guys on your coming test as well:thumbsup

Thanks! we're gonna need it, apparently NFL "experts" (all of them) see us losing :1orglaugh
I would love to upset them all

http://i.imgur.com/tzdojC4.png

SwirlsGirl 12-06-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19896976)


Thanks! we're gonna need it, apparently NFL "experts" (all of them) see us losing :1orglaugh
I would love to upset them all

http://i.imgur.com/tzdojC4.png

your game is a tough one to calll....both teams talented,hungry, jockeying for playoff positioning....that is certainly game# 2 on my radar!

Would like to see you guys beat the saints.

We have our hands full with the #1 ranked team in football but quiet as it is kept....knowing all that I know behind the scenes about the 49ers we are really talking about a 10-2 team as opposed to 8-4

And see seattle is really a 9-3 8-4 team with the few horshoe wins they had this year that they should have lost.

So most of us realize that the 49ers main losses where they actually were beat soudnly and convincingly were only 2 times from seattle and the colts.

Those were the only 2 games where the niners really got beat so to speak. And everyone knows a qb is only as good as his weapons.

Kapernick now has multiple weapons passing and running that are healthy which kind of reiterates the point of this thread!

Get your pop corn ready....you have 48 hours to secure your pop corn for the nfl fox game of the year between the mighty 49ers, and the seatle seahawks

Go 49ers!

Greatest 49er hype video ever perhaps greatest Hype video for any NFL organization...imho
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kysWz93bUrQ

dyna mo 12-06-2013 01:01 PM

tough pick on this game, i currentlyhave the niners picked to win this game but only due to playing at home..........although i've been to enough niner games to know the candlestick crowd does not make much of an impact, noise wise or even motivational wise with the team, the homefield advantage will still make a difference.

the big big big problem here is that seattel defense. thye have an uncanny ability to remove the main ways opposing teams score. look at how they truly embarrassed the saints. some of the looks on brees' face were classic wtf? and they've been getting better at that all season, combined with the fact the team was built to beat the niners.

i do predict this is going to be an insane game.

dyna mo 12-06-2013 01:05 PM

holy crap, the niners had to send a letter out to their fans instructing them how to root for the team!
49ers send fans a how-to guide on cheering for Seahawks game

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...#ixzz2mjAY4j3d

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Baqr2KXCcAA-6Ly.jpg

SwirlsGirl 12-07-2013 12:09 PM

Is it Sunday yet?

Is your pop corn ready?

Do you enjoy freaky perverted activities on your television on sundays?

If you have answered yes to any then you may be a candidate for tomorrows class room on the topic of greatness.

Bring your materials when you come to class.

The bell rings at 4:25 pm Professor Davis, and associate professors boldin, manningham, Gore, and Dr. crabtree will be on hand to assist those with learning disabilities!

You are most welcome!

See you in class!

go 49ers

SwirlsGirl 12-08-2013 01:22 PM

It is 1 hour before Kick off of the Game of the Year!

Still time to grab your pop corn!

Thank you

That is all

DBS.US 12-08-2013 01:25 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f8_1386472971

SwirlsGirl 12-08-2013 06:07 PM

man they hate when swirlsgirl is right about something!

why they be hating all the time...no need for that....don''t hate appreciate the wise counsel!

Thanks for coming out God Bless and Good Nite...Sea Hawks sleep tight!

peace!

mPz 12-09-2013 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryce_FFN (Post 19862997)
Niner nation!

Racist fuck


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