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stephane76 11-19-2013 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19869005)
1 freaking point win after we suffered 5 injuries is no reason to crown the carolina house cats anything yet

Them "house cats" were fun to watch on Monday Night Football :winkwink:

SwirlsGirl 11-19-2013 08:44 AM

Niners lost to carolina but did not get *beat* a 1 point game can swing either way depending on a few calls

new orleans game was a flat out robbery...completely blown officiating was deplorable at best.
The 49ers actually beat the saints but lost the game thru inept officiating.

so we sit being the team everyone is counting out now by losing by no more than 4 total points in last 2 games both of which could have went either way!

Don't act like the 49ers are getting their as kicked up and down the field...they were in both games to the very end, and lead both games for most of the games.

We have a few more starters coming back this week and next and we will see what happens.

L-Pink 11-19-2013 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19878341)
Niners lost to carolina but did not get *beat* a 1 point game can swing either way depending on a few calls

new orleans game was a flat out robbery...completely blown officiating was deplorable at best.
The 49ers actually beat the saints but lost the game thru inept officiating.

so we sit being the team everyone is counting out now by losing by no more than 4 total points in last 2 games both of which could have went either way!

Don't act like the 49ers are getting their as kicked up and down the field...they were in both games to the very end, and lead both games for most of the games.

We have a few more starters coming back this week and next and we will see what happens.

Yea well, I almost got laid last night.

SwirlsGirl 11-27-2013 12:32 PM

Michael *King Crab* Crabtree is now activated....

There is much more I could say but I think you, and the nfl are already feeling jitters!

All of gfy and the nfl and the football watching fans saw the dismantling of the redskins on monday night.....

and that was without the added threat of all pro wide receiver super star michael *king crab* crabtree.

Vernon Davis, Frank Gore, Anquan Boldin, Mario Manningham, Colin Kapernick, Michael Crabtree

Which one do you neutralize? Which one do you double? Which one is not all pro caliber?

Which one is not a scoring threat? Which one can you not say is gifted?

Which one of you think that defenses are not having cold sweats thinking about this unprecedented line up of weaponry and fire power?

Ok I think I got the point across....go 49ers!

Major (Tom) 11-27-2013 03:05 PM

WHO DAT
Nuff said

J. Falcon 11-27-2013 04:49 PM

Your team might not even make the playoffs.

Major (Tom) 11-27-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19888406)
Your team might not even make the playoffs.

I told you last season RG3 would end up suckin. I'm tellin ya, black qb's... It just isn't their position.
Ds

CDSmith 11-28-2013 07:52 AM

Perhaps *I've* been the one jinxing them. Every 49er game I've actually watched, they've lost. So for the past two weeks I watched other games and NOT the SF games, and lo and behold they won both games.

Their four losses are my fault, obviously.

stephane76 12-03-2013 03:34 PM

Big test on Sunday for your Niners...

SwirlsGirl 12-03-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19894833)
Big test on Sunday for your Niners...

Thank you for the heads up! We are preparing for the big test as we post:thumbsup

Good luck to you guys on your coming test as well:thumbsup

baddog 12-03-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19878350)
Yea well, I almost got laid last night.

Fumble or dropped pass?

stephane76 12-05-2013 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19894900)
Thank you for the heads up! We are preparing for the big test as we post:thumbsup

Good luck to you guys on your coming test as well:thumbsup

Thanks! we're gonna need it, apparently NFL "experts" (all of them) see us losing :1orglaugh
I would love to upset them all

http://i.imgur.com/tzdojC4.png

SwirlsGirl 12-06-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19896976)


Thanks! we're gonna need it, apparently NFL "experts" (all of them) see us losing :1orglaugh
I would love to upset them all

http://i.imgur.com/tzdojC4.png

your game is a tough one to calll....both teams talented,hungry, jockeying for playoff positioning....that is certainly game# 2 on my radar!

Would like to see you guys beat the saints.

We have our hands full with the #1 ranked team in football but quiet as it is kept....knowing all that I know behind the scenes about the 49ers we are really talking about a 10-2 team as opposed to 8-4

And see seattle is really a 9-3 8-4 team with the few horshoe wins they had this year that they should have lost.

So most of us realize that the 49ers main losses where they actually were beat soudnly and convincingly were only 2 times from seattle and the colts.

Those were the only 2 games where the niners really got beat so to speak. And everyone knows a qb is only as good as his weapons.

Kapernick now has multiple weapons passing and running that are healthy which kind of reiterates the point of this thread!

Get your pop corn ready....you have 48 hours to secure your pop corn for the nfl fox game of the year between the mighty 49ers, and the seatle seahawks

Go 49ers!

Greatest 49er hype video ever perhaps greatest Hype video for any NFL organization...imho
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kysWz93bUrQ

dyna mo 12-06-2013 01:01 PM

tough pick on this game, i currentlyhave the niners picked to win this game but only due to playing at home..........although i've been to enough niner games to know the candlestick crowd does not make much of an impact, noise wise or even motivational wise with the team, the homefield advantage will still make a difference.

the big big big problem here is that seattel defense. thye have an uncanny ability to remove the main ways opposing teams score. look at how they truly embarrassed the saints. some of the looks on brees' face were classic wtf? and they've been getting better at that all season, combined with the fact the team was built to beat the niners.

i do predict this is going to be an insane game.

dyna mo 12-06-2013 01:05 PM

holy crap, the niners had to send a letter out to their fans instructing them how to root for the team!
49ers send fans a how-to guide on cheering for Seahawks game

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...#ixzz2mjAY4j3d

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Baqr2KXCcAA-6Ly.jpg

SwirlsGirl 12-07-2013 12:09 PM

Is it Sunday yet?

Is your pop corn ready?

Do you enjoy freaky perverted activities on your television on sundays?

If you have answered yes to any then you may be a candidate for tomorrows class room on the topic of greatness.

Bring your materials when you come to class.

The bell rings at 4:25 pm Professor Davis, and associate professors boldin, manningham, Gore, and Dr. crabtree will be on hand to assist those with learning disabilities!

You are most welcome!

See you in class!

go 49ers

SwirlsGirl 12-08-2013 01:22 PM

It is 1 hour before Kick off of the Game of the Year!

Still time to grab your pop corn!

Thank you

That is all

DBS.US 12-08-2013 01:25 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f8_1386472971

SwirlsGirl 12-08-2013 06:07 PM

man they hate when swirlsgirl is right about something!

why they be hating all the time...no need for that....don''t hate appreciate the wise counsel!

Thanks for coming out God Bless and Good Nite...Sea Hawks sleep tight!

peace!

mPz 12-09-2013 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryce_FFN (Post 19862997)
Niner nation!

Racist fuck

SwirlsGirl 12-09-2013 11:09 AM

The funny thing about gfy ass hats is when they have no ammunition they have no ammunition.

Now if my precious 49ers would have *LOST* the game against the so called *best* team in the NFL then there would be every ass hat, troll, their cousin, mother sister and uncle coming in to talk shit about me and my niners.

I know all of you fuckers watched the game and I am sorry we did not take the L...I am sorry you have no ammo.

I know deep down how much thisboard hates to hear the truth from some one like me...
I know it stings

I know it makes you cringe.

Carolina can't see us now that we are healthy.

Saints can't see us either we aleady beat them and had the refs cheat for drew brees

Seattle was exposed yesterday for what they really are over rated all mouth, bullies who cannot back up what they talk.

Niners are the truth and they are the ones who had the super bowl stolen from them last year.

We have unfinished business and we will finish it!

Thank you that is all....

stop praying for our down fall!

dyna mo 12-09-2013 11:14 AM

settle down.

niners won due to a single run with minute left in the game. that game is nothing to be proud of.

CDSmith 12-10-2013 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19901981)
niners won due to a single run with minute left in the game. that game is nothing to be proud of.

Not quite the whole story but essentially the truth. And certainly not exactly their finest winning moment for sure, but I suppose a win is a win. And this one was in fact a very important one not only for the win itself but a win against their biggest division rival this year, meaning a SF win PLUS a Seattle loss. Double win!

But yes someone in this thread does need to settle down a bit.

dyna mo 12-10-2013 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19903426)
Not quite the whole story but essentially the truth. And certainly not exactly their finest winning moment for sure, but I suppose a win is a win. And this one was in fact a very important one not only for the win itself but a win against their biggest division rival this year, meaning a SF win PLUS a Seattle loss. Double win!

But yes someone in this thread does need to settle down a bit.

i agree. but i do think this game and the previous 2 games are revealing an issue:

that issue is #7

TheStout 12-10-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19903426)
Not quite the whole story but essentially the truth. And certainly not exactly their finest winning moment for sure, but I suppose a win is a win. And this one was in fact a very important one not only for the win itself but a win against their biggest division rival this year, meaning a SF win PLUS a Seattle loss. Double win!

But yes someone in this thread does need to settle down a bit.

They beat the best team in the league. No questions about it, up to that game Seattle had been the best in the league. They controlled the clock, were great on D and were better offensively (marginally). It was a great win for the 9ers who are getting healthy and gaining momentum. It will be extremely tough to beat Seattle at home but other than that I think they are looking great right now

dyna mo 12-10-2013 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheStout (Post 19903447)
up to that game Seattle had been the best in the league.

had been?


they still are the best team in the nfl


1. Seattle Seahawks: The Seahawks lost a close game in San Francisco but are still the best team in the NFL. And ask yourself who can beat them in Seattle?

2. Denver Broncos: It may be time to dump the idea that Peyton Manning can't play in the cold. A strong wind may be another story but the Broncos, who are the best of the AFC, especially with Rob Gronkowski lost for the season in New England.

3. New Orleans Saints: The Saints are like a machine in their building, but can they do the same thing on the road against a top team?

4. San Francisco 49ers: The 49ers are back to their Super Bowl form of last year. But they will have to win on the road in the playoffs? They can do it, but it will not be easy if they need a 300-yard passing day from Colin Kaepernick.

5. Carolina Panthers: They learned a lesson in New Orleans this week and they must protect Cam Newton better. And Newton must rise to the level of his competition. Otherwise, he will have the same problems Andy Dalton and Tony Romo have had in the playoffs.

bushwacker 12-10-2013 01:42 PM

Got blown out at seatle and barely won at home.

Guess where they will have to play when the meet in the playoffs?

And no the niners will not win at seatle.

TheStout 12-10-2013 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 19903522)
Got blown out at seatle and barely won at home.

Guess where they will have to play when the meet in the playoffs?

And no the niners will not win at seatle.

I dont think its a secret the 9ers had some key injuries the last time they played Seattle. Either way, not making excuses. 9ers won the last game and have better momentum. Make no mistake Kaepernick is very happy to have Crabtree back. The fact he has 3 more games to get up to game speed is a very good thing for the 9ers. I am not a believer in Denver as the D just is not that good. Denver does have a much easier road to the Super Bowl with Gronk going down. I seriously thought New England was the team to beat in the AFC with Gronk back. Too bad he got hurt.

poncabare 12-10-2013 02:24 PM

Sf D doesn't seem as dominate as last year, couple that with kaepernick having been figured out (not in the top 15 of any QB's major categories) doesn't make them a favorite at all. SF fans are douches anyways, go tailgate wearing your Burberry scarves while listening to Coldplay and sipping on Chardonnay.

SwirlsGirl 12-11-2013 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 19903570)
Sf D doesn't seem as dominate as last year, couple that with kaepernick having been figured out (not in the top 15 of any QB's major categories) doesn't make them a favorite at all. SF fans are douches anyways, go tailgate wearing your Burberry scarves while listening to Coldplay and sipping on Chardonnay.

Well looky here....a frisco Niner hater!

SwirlsGirl 12-15-2013 02:17 PM

what part of the San Francisco 49ers doing some freaky freaky nasty things do you not comprehend?

last week beat the super bowl crowned unbeatable # seattle seahawks

today traveled east fighting time zone issues, and in tampa bays house to beat the surging bucs.

You were warned as I do so very often in my threads that you all laugh at, and doubt, but thus it remains...the 49ers are doing just what we warned you they would do.

How can you assemble the necessary counter to vernon davis, anquan boldin, colin scramble fast kapernick, frank the inconvenient truth gore, mario manninghame, and michael touchdown crabtree???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean what can you or the nfl or you madden playing fools do with that?

I will tell you...absolutely nothing!

U will see

Keep doubting

hope you enjoyed your sunday popcorn

that is all

p.s. fuck you cheesy rat parasite

SwirlsGirl 12-24-2013 07:04 AM

no comments...no smartassery no dumbfuckery

maybe I make billing thread to draw out the dumb fuckery because nobody wants to argue or comment about the freaky and perverted things being done by the mighty and noble 49ers on tv

but if I comment about the freaky nasty things being done to people by middle men then the ass hat brigade comes out to cheer for the middle men

as the thread suggests the forecast was made here and now you all see the powerful and deep level of insight resting upon the travels and experiences of one swirlsgirl

who could possibly have it better than the 49ers ya heard?!?!?

cheesy rat know it all football idiots know it all gfy idiots that don't know shit

dyna mo 12-24-2013 07:18 AM

hi sara, how are you today?

SwirlsGirl 12-29-2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19921286)
hi sara, how are you today?

nothing finer than a 49er!

The will of the Free Men will Not be denied!

We are the Niner Nation

get it?

good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iOX7z84_Eg


"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant"

SwirlsGirl 12-29-2013 05:59 PM

y'all don't listen

now if we would have lost ya'll would be acting a fool up in here...am I right?

sure I am

go 49ers

SwirlsGirl 01-05-2014 09:37 AM

just checking as I am reasonably certain that you fools are waiting to rain on the parade of the niner nation.

keep waiting you fools!

Go 49ers!

Delicious,zesty, and flavorful Fondue awaits!

L-Pink 01-05-2014 09:57 AM

Hahaha their frozen asses are going to get whooped today.

dyna mo 01-05-2014 10:05 AM

i can't comment pre-game, see below.



what is that? a loofah?


jmcb420 01-05-2014 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19933814)
Hahaha their frozen asses are going to get whooped today.

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/...y%2C+Wisconsin

Right now in Green Bay it's 6.7 °F.

If I were a fan, I'd be hopeful that the niners have been practicing, eating, and sleeping in a walk-in freezer for the last week... but I'm not. In fact I have no vested interest in the game at all.

Green Bay is going to destroy them and send them back to sunny California to thaw out.

poncabare 01-05-2014 01:28 PM

Kaepernick looks so cool with his ears tucked into his flat billed cap. What a professional


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