virtual hug !

It is mine
I have it right here

And only THEN will you be given a sword demonstration! :1orglaugh

MrMaxwell rehearsing his big AaronM slayer routine for GFY:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gJe9rSDXMc...lightsaber.gif

I'm guessing MrMaxwell is hitting up pawn shops trying to find a sword for under $200 in case to cover his bet (or maybe he is just "polishing his sword"). :winkwink: :upsidedow



:stoned

ADG

Actually, I have it
Finding one exactly like any one of these would be all but impossible, you know!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gJe9rSDXMc...lightsaber.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gJe9rSDXMc...lightsaber.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gJe9rSDXMc...lightsaber.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gJe9rSDXMc...lightsaber.gif

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Cliff Notes?...

ok, cliff notes...

You are VenusBlogger!

Can I have it?

No, you can't have it.
Sorry :(

Do you even have a sword bro?

50.....
dollars that MrMaxwell didnt get

51 hipsters

Yes!!
Don't taze me!!!!!! :mad:

Really? 50% of your threads are asking for attention to a specific personal detail of your life.

I don't believe you.

If you did fairly well as an affiliate, you would have so many less threads about personal money things or things that can be corrected with a small sum of money.

Or.. maybe you ARE telling the truth and you have began suffering a mental illness that you can not seem to crawl out of...

Which is? Either way, as I said before, man up. Pull up your big boy socks, man up and make shit happen. Make numbers move. Do something, instead of begging for silly advice for silly things on GFY.

or fuck, get a job in adult. Start building blogs and feeder shit for people. Start somewhere man. It's painful to watch you struggle day in day out sometimes. Man up!!

I said that I am a DINOSAUR and that I USE TO do well
I do not agree that I come here BEGGING for ANYTHING
There's nothing wrong with thinking out loud here at gfy.com
At least I am THINKING :winkwink:

"man up. Pull up your big boy socks, man up and make shit happen. Make numbers move. Do something" <---- Absolutely agreed.

Don't miss the epic battle of wiseguy vs. idiot
Who is which, you be the JUDGE!
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1128499
Do not forget to VOTE for your favored candidate
Vote early, vote often
I approve of my message

I have an antique samurai sword haha, wanna see it?

I get angry because you waste everyones time with your attention whore bullshit of which you lie, misrepresent, brag about nothing, and otherwise give yourself excuses to continue to do nothing.

I've seen you waste tonnes of good advice and opportunities.

Half the time you're trying to convince people here to pity you, and the other half you're trying to convince yourself that you are better than and to be admired.

Really it's all just mental masturbation half the time masquerading as you trying to improve yourself.

The thing of it is, you won't take any excuse to change a goddamn thing, all you want is for people to participate in your circle jerk distraction from what a disappointment your life is.

In order of preference I'd like you to :

1) Apply yourself to some of the good advice you've gotten here OVER THE YEARS.

OR

2) Face up to the fact that you're a goddamn waste of space loser no good to himself or anyone else propped up by false ego pumping and pretensions that are threadbare. --> go to step 1

3) Shut up and/or find somewhere else to feed your attention habit. --> Fuck off

I'll take 'Sentiments you don't see in a Hallmark' for $500 please, Alex.

He hasnt been back in 9 days

MrMaxwell hopped up on adderall can easily spend 9 days reading cereal boxes or scheming a "heist" of the local pawn shop. Don't worry, he'll be back.

Last Activity: 12-22-2013 08:12 PM

Did he died?

Either that OR could no longer afford to pay for his internet connection!

Ether way it's a good thing!

Did anyone bet on him in the deathpool?

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