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2030 03-21-2014 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20023304)
get a large onion and 3 cans of tuna blender it put on paper plates and put them in your back yard :2 cents:

on a hot day?

Zverka 03-22-2014 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20023403)
i have an idea: add a sign and write "serbs inside"

It is better to outsource it to the Germans. They are by far more precise and effective.

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...pup/gsdfun.jpg

CurrentlySober 03-22-2014 01:22 AM

i kunt a4d a pussy... :(

femdomdestiny 03-22-2014 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20023706)
You arent setting your trap right. You want the trigger to be barely engaged on the center plate... file it smooth if you have to, so it doesnt snag. Those traps work great but sometimes they need a little work.

it is crazy, cats are so cautious that even if sometimes they can't find entrance in trap, but they are so gentle that putting food on spike on trigger, didn't help. Once, trap closed but cat managed to run away backward in a half of second or less.

trap is similar to this one:


Seth Manson 03-22-2014 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023782)
it is crazy, cats are so cautious that even if sometimes they can't find entrance in trap, but they are so gentle that putting food on spike on trigger, didn't help. Once, trap closed but cat managed to run away backward in a half of second or less.

trap is similar to this one:


Maybe you need one of these
http://www.droptrapdesign.blogspot.com/

MPGdevil 03-22-2014 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023255)
... browsing around and making problems, jumping on cars,pissing around, fucking loud, etc.

Have the same problem with muslims here. Try play some Justin Bieber.

seeandsee 03-22-2014 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023307)
civilized solutions only...no poison, aggressive dogs or guns.
This is old but always interesting


lol this was funny

fucking cats, i use orange to pull them out of car, but you need to put fresh orange every few days to work!

2MuchMark 03-22-2014 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 20023302)
Pellet guns work well. Get a pump kind. Two pumps to scare and ten to kill.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sp2HJIcXN0...ix_Trinity.jpg

Penny24Seven 03-23-2014 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz (Post 20023254)
grab some lion/tiger or other large feline poo from your nearest zoo, make it into a liquid and spray it around the perimeter of your property. This method works 100% tried and tested.

can I get ten pounds of lion poo LOL wonder how often they get that

FlowerKid 03-23-2014 08:49 AM

Catch the cats and eat them. (BBQ)

Penny24Seven 03-23-2014 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023307)
civilized solutions only...no poison, aggressive dogs or guns.
This is old but always interesting


fifty cats doing flips

pornmasta 03-23-2014 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20024644)
fifty cats doing flips

lol 8 char

jscott 03-23-2014 01:36 PM

Glad to see you opting for the more humane choice :)

I used to dislike cats, most of all my life, but once I rescued 2 little homeless cats I've learned that cats really are beautiful little creatures :)

John-ACWM 03-24-2014 08:17 AM

If you have the space and money, you could build a garage. No more problems with cats, rain or anything it might damage your car.

DBS.US 03-24-2014 10:14 AM

Contech CRO101 Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler
http://scarecrowsprinkler.pestrepell...h_callouts.jpg

Choopa_Pardo 03-24-2014 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20025575)
Contech CRO101 Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler
http://scarecrowsprinkler.pestrepell...h_callouts.jpg

This is actually the best option.

femdomdestiny 03-24-2014 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20025575)
Contech CRO101 Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler
http://scarecrowsprinkler.pestrepell...h_callouts.jpg

This is perfect and cheap. Only problem is that in my case, I have concrete all over.

NatalieMojoHost 03-24-2014 11:45 AM

I know what you gotta do... buy a bottle of valerian root extract... spill it as far away from your house as you can, but make sure the wind is blowing from that direction... repeat every 3-5 days.

Or, man, just get a dog :)

Choopa_Pardo 03-24-2014 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20025708)
This is perfect and cheap. Only problem is that in my case, I have concrete all over.


What's the problem? mount it on a block of wood

AshleyMobile 03-24-2014 01:24 PM

If they are pissing all over it's because they are marking their territory. I'm not sure what the catch and release program is in your area, but the best thing to do would be to catch as many as you can with humane traps, bring them to a local vet that does C&R, have them neutered/spayed and then release them back into another area.

This stops them from breeding and adding more to the overpopulation, stops them from wanting to mark all over your property, relocates them and remains humane.

As far as smells go, they dislike citrus and vinegar so you could try putting tinfoil on the roof of your car (they hate that) and then coating it in those cents. If you have an outlet you could try a scat mat, its a tiny mat that "zaps" animals. Typically it's used for cats that jump on counters or dogs trying to get into certain doorways, but I think it could help your situation.

Either way, definitely look into a local catch and release program. The people that volunteer there will also be able to help you catch them and provide you with traps.

bushwacker 03-24-2014 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20025708)
This is perfect and cheap. Only problem is that in my case, I have concrete all over.


Well now we know you will never make it as an engineer. :thumbsup

femdomdestiny 03-24-2014 04:32 PM

OK, tonight , they have ham on menu. I' am trying to improve trap,leaving one slice of ham in corner and another one attached to a spike that they will hopefully press. I've just noticed that I am low on gas so If I catch her, we will have to drive to a gas station, together.

Seth Manson 03-25-2014 03:27 AM

Man it's just not that damn hard to catch a cat :1orglaugh

femdomdestiny 03-25-2014 03:29 AM

Non of them showed up last night so I've went to sleep and still no results :)

Yanto 03-25-2014 10:18 AM

I cant stop laughing reading all the stupid comments..

femdomdestiny 07-12-2014 02:34 PM

OK, officially, these repellents don't work good.

Cat are now spending more time trying to figure out what is going on.
Sometimes,they do it in pair.:error

https://www.trixie.de/productimg/hu_23921.jpg

https://www.trixie.de/productimg/hu_37010.jpg

Strange. These are German products, and I was sure they have long history with different poison gases and stuff so I wasn't expecting this :1orglaugh

facialfreak 07-13-2014 03:26 AM

http://catrecipes.com/ :thumbsup

Zeiss 07-13-2014 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20023305)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

MrBottomTooth 07-13-2014 03:56 AM

I can't believe the box trap doesn't work. I catch the neighbours' cats all the time by accident when I have it out trying to catch other pests like skunks and raccoons that like to make their home under my deck. If I catch a skunk i just shoot the bastard right through the cage with a shotgun.

pornmasta 07-13-2014 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20156577)
If I catch a skunk i just shoot the bastard right through the cage with a shotgun.

You won't be able to work as model for loreal or as king of spain

MrBottomTooth 07-13-2014 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20156598)
You won't be able to work as model for loreal or as king of spain

I'm devastated. :(

Seriously though when you end up with a whole family of skunks burrowing holes under your front step, you can't get rid of them fast enough. I tried flooding their hole but they would just keep coming back.

I like having the neighbour's cats around as they keep the field mice levels down.

Plutocracy 07-13-2014 08:04 AM

Cats HATE toothpaste!

editeur 07-13-2014 08:15 AM

Anyone offered yet to spray the backyard with valerian root extract?

femdomdestiny 02-18-2016 06:03 PM

OK ,shit just got real.

Anyway, this morning I was entering my car and just when I did it and closed door something started moving behind me.

I've turned around that there were some cat that somehow entered inside. She was obviously sleeping until that moment. I was also not awake completely because I was in hurry. So we were equal.

She looked me straight in the eyes and start panicking. That means some serious shit like screaming and running fast around the car. What I did first was to cover my face until I was sure she is not attacking.

Cat was stupid enough not to remember how she got inside. This means that she were jumping on every window and trying to go out at any cost. After a minute or so, she figured out that best for her is to go back and just stand there. It was raining outside but I've opened her both doors so she can get da fuck out. Nothing. Once I was out, she finally figured out where to run and hit me with her head while running. (not sure why)

Now, there are three problems coming from this. First one is that she pissed all over car. Everything is fucked up and stinky. I've figured it out after initial panic. You all know how bad is that. I don't even know where she pissed because it seems it happened last night immediately when cat entered her new toilet. What kind of stupid animal piss where she is sleeping? I can't drive like this so I've ordered cleaning service to come and try to clean that. Unfortunately it is raining so I will have to wait because I won't sit in that car to drive it to service.

I've figured out how she got in. Soft top was slightly damaged in one corner. Cat found it and made a fucking hole and entered through that. Not big deal,I was planning to change roof, but after winter (February), not now.

Worst part is that I've called institution that should handle animals without owners (City Animal Hygiene service) and asked them to come and take some of those cats somehow. Operator in call center told me that they don't have solution for cats. WTF? On your site it is written that you are handling cats, dogs, everything except birds. She just told me that only thing they can do is to sterilize them. This is not my cat and I don't know her (at least until now).


This is old thread bump but when I saw date, I've figured out that I don't have a solution to this for years.

Need to go outside now to check is she back.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 02-18-2016 07:24 PM

If they sterilize the cats at least they wont keep breeding, and then maybe they wont mark up the territory.

That's pretty much what a catch and release program is. Catch, fix, and then release the cat back outside where it came from.

and the story was hysterical. I can imagine the panic from both you and cat inside the car. :1orglaugh

jscott 02-19-2016 12:28 AM

Cats, like all animals are survivors, she/he did what had to do to stay alive, is it cold as hell where you are now? They don't wanna fuck shit up, but if necessary to stay alive, have to do.

I think you did a good job, and are doing a good job calling animal "hygiene service" etc, is there any kind of animal rights/protection companies or reps in your area? Try them, tell them your story and maybe can get someone to come pick her/him up.

laragreen 02-19-2016 01:56 AM

Trapping a few of them and driving them away won't solve the problem :(... I found this: Friendly (but Effective) Cat Repellent maybe it helps. I'm sure a vet can give you better advice... Good luck!

femdomdestiny 02-19-2016 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20732977)
Cats, like all animals are survivors, she/he did what had to do to stay alive, is it cold as hell where you are now? They don't wanna fuck shit up, but if necessary to stay alive, have to do.

Cold, but this February is incredibly warm. (10C or 40F). No reason to piss inside if she wants to survive. :1orglaugh

OldNew Dana 02-19-2016 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20732760)
OK ,shit just got real.

Anyway, this morning I was entering my car and just when I did it and closed door something started moving behind me.

I've turned around that there were some cat that somehow entered inside. She was obviously sleeping until that moment. I was also not awake completely because I was in hurry. So we were equal.

She looked me straight in the eyes and start panicking. That means some serious shit like screaming and running fast around the car. What I did first was to cover my face until I was sure she is not attacking.

Cat was stupid enough not to remember how she got inside. This means that she were jumping on every window and trying to go out at any cost. After a minute or so, she figured out that best for her is to go back and just stand there. It was raining outside but I've opened her both doors so she can get da fuck out. Nothing. Once I was out, she finally figured out where to run and hit me with her head while running. (not sure why)

Now, there are three problems coming from this. First one is that she pissed all over car. Everything is fucked up and stinky. I've figured it out after initial panic. You all know how bad is that. I don't even know where she pissed because it seems it happened last night immediately when cat entered her new toilet. What kind of stupid animal piss where she is sleeping? I can't drive like this so I've ordered cleaning service to come and try to clean that. Unfortunately it is raining so I will have to wait because I won't sit in that car to drive it to service.

I've figured out how she got in. Soft top was slightly damaged in one corner. Cat found it and made a fucking hole and entered through that. Not big deal,I was planning to change roof, but after winter (February), not now.

Worst part is that I've called institution that should handle animals without owners (City Animal Hygiene service) and asked them to come and take some of those cats somehow. Operator in call center told me that they don't have solution for cats. WTF? On your site it is written that you are handling cats, dogs, everything except birds. She just told me that only thing they can do is to sterilize them. This is not my cat and I don't know her (at least until now).


This is old thread bump but when I saw date, I've figured out that I don't have a solution to this for years.

Need to go outside now to check is she back.


First of all. STOP SETTING TRAPS WITH FOOD! Food brings them in. You keep feeding then and they keep coming.

Second, you need to clean. Pee stink makes them pee even more. You need to clean the car with a special pee cleaner. You can get it in any pet store. The stink makes them come in, they already marked it as a territory. Again, clean properly your porch and places where they pee.

Sprays and shits won't keep them out of the garden. After one night the spray aroma is gone. You need to look into flowers, branches, trees that cats don't like. They also don't like certain grounds... like nut shells and stuff.

Cat Repellent Plants - Cats Away

http://www.tuinen.nl/images/upload/9...aodoppen_3.jpg

Roald 02-19-2016 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldNew Dana (Post 20733024)
First of all. STOP SETTING TRAPS WITH FOOD! Food brings them in. You keep feeding then and they keep coming.

Second, you need to clean. Pee stink makes them pee even more. You need to clean the car with a special pee cleaner. You can get it in any pet store. The stink makes them come in, they already marked it as a territory. Again, clean properly your porch and places where they pee.

Sprays and shits won't keep them out of the garden. After one night the spray aroma is gone. You need to look into flowers, branches, trees that cats don't like. They also don't like certain grounds... like nut shells and stuff.

Cat Repellent Plants - Cats Away

http://www.tuinen.nl/images/upload/9...aodoppen_3.jpg

Fuck cats!

https://dutchgrizzlies.files.wordpre...c0f5larger.jpg


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