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davidclickpapa 02-19-2016 02:45 AM

just get a dog

jscott 02-19-2016 03:03 AM

Btw, hope you're kidding Roald, traps, (like the one you posted) are the most cowardly way to trap any animal in the world

Terrible really

CurrentlySober 02-19-2016 03:09 AM

If you report that they have begun pooing in your piss soaked stinky car, I may make you an offer to purchase your vehicle...

Sounds like it could be ideal for me...

Matyko 02-19-2016 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023236)
I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it.

I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside.

So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ? :Oh crap

I just read the first paragraph and my blood pressure went up as much as if I shot a double espresso. MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pimp

Roald 02-19-2016 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20733047)
Btw, hope you're kidding Roald, traps, (like the one you posted) are the most cowardly way to trap any animal in the world

Terrible really

dude, you should see my backyard. Very effective, on warm days you need to be sure to empty them quickly though before they start to smell.....


:Oh crap

Matyko 02-19-2016 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20733074)
dude, you should see my backyard. Very effective, on warm days you need to be sure to empty them quickly though before they start to smell.....


:Oh crap

I don't believe you and I Don't Want to Believe You!!! :helpme :helpme :helpme :2 cents:

jscott 02-19-2016 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20733074)
dude, you should see my backyard. Very effective, on warm days you need to be sure to empty them quickly though before they start to smell.....
:Oh crap

Sorry man, (if you are kidding), but if you are serious, then I have to say you're absolutely a lowlife.

Trapping and killing animals is just about the lowest human action ever. :disgust

But yes, as Matyko said, i dont believe you, and i really hope ur just kidding :)

Roald 02-19-2016 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20733078)
I don't believe you and I Don't Want to Believe You!!! :helpme :helpme :helpme :2 cents:

Worst thing I'd do is hose 'm down.

I DO hate cats though hahaha :thumbsup

_Richard_ 02-19-2016 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20733074)
dude, you should see my backyard. Very effective, on warm days you need to be sure to empty them quickly though before they start to smell.....


:Oh crap

http://i.imgur.com/Qg34qN0.gif

suesheboy 02-19-2016 05:02 AM

Been through this myself on that past 2 months as my ex feed cats when she was staying in my house.

Trapped and fixed, vaccinated, and chipped 5 so far with one more to go. Created a cat shelter out of a mini shed that protects them from the rain which stopped some other bad behavior.

Spraying is over. 2 litters were aborted. The howling all night has end.

Problem now is they are very tame and some are very sweet and love attention.

Paid to have it done. Money well spent. Working on getting more done and figuring out what I will do to the asshole that sent them into the wild to begin with.

Matyko 02-19-2016 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20733085)
Worst thing I'd do is hose 'm down.

I DO hate cats though hahaha :thumbsup

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Shock is over, opening another beer. No matter it's AdultFit90, I ate a pizza and drinking beer - in my office. Of course brought Coronitas and Millers to my colleagues as well! Relief and Booze :2 cents: :thumbsup :pimp

jscott 02-19-2016 05:33 AM

whew, relief here too, i always liked Roald, would've seen him in a different way if was that torturous to cats or any animals

.... water hose, sucks, but i guess it'll do :)

Roald, just so you know man, i grew up "hating cats" too, ppl say they are creepy, or they dont respond when you call them etc etc. if you really give them a chance tho, man, you can really fall in love

I saw 2 homeless cats 9 years ago, living under a car, both babies and both staying together, hungry (possible sisters i think), it was raining, etc, and i just couldnt leave them, or any animal that was in that position, so put in my backpack, and took them home. They are here with me now, 1 trying to lay on my laptop now as i'm typing and one sleeping in my lap. Fucking love these girls. I grew up 25 years "hating cats" (disliking them for sure), just goes to show, people can change, if you give them a chance :)

Roald 02-19-2016 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20733108)
whew, relief here too, i always liked Roald, would've seen him in a different way if was that torturous to cats or any animals

.... water hose, sucks, but i guess it'll do :)

Roald, just so you know man, i grew up "hating cats" too, ppl say they are creepy, or they dont respond when you call them etc etc. if you really give them a chance tho, man, you can really fall in love

I saw 2 homeless cats 9 years ago, living under a car, both babies and both staying together, hungry (possible sisters i think), it was raining, etc, and i just couldnt leave them, or any animal that was in that position, so put in my backpack, and took them home. They are here with me now, 1 trying to lay on my laptop now as i'm typing and one sleeping in my lap. Fucking love these girls. I grew up 25 years "hating cats" (disliking them for sure), just goes to show, people can change, if you give them a chance :)

Besides hating them I am highly allergic for them too ;)

Matyko 02-19-2016 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20733108)
whew, relief here too, i always liked Roald, would've seen him in a different way if was that torturous to cats or any animals

.... water hose, sucks, but i guess it'll do :)

Roald, just so you know man, i grew up "hating cats" too, ppl say they are creepy, or they dont respond when you call them etc etc. if you really give them a chance tho, man, you can really fall in love

I saw 2 homeless cats 9 years ago, living under a car, both babies and both staying together, hungry (possible sisters i think), it was raining, etc, and i just couldnt leave them, or any animal that was in that position, so put in my backpack, and took them home. They are here with me now, 1 trying to lay on my laptop now as i'm typing and one sleeping in my lap. Fucking love these girls. I grew up 25 years "hating cats" (disliking them for sure), just goes to show, people can change, if you give them a chance :)

jscott you made my day with this post! :2 cents: :thumbsup
I was an urban guy, living in a flat, moving away from the capital city only 8 years ago.
As a bicycle freak kid myself I was afraid of dogs, and never really liked cats.

Now I have a dog which we all love with my wife and kids.. Now this dog is the son of an old dog who was living on the land for a decade when we started building our house on it. I decided to take the dog on my name when we move in. And when it happened, the old dog just gave birth to a puppy. When later we took this puppy to the doc for the usual initial stuff, the doc asked us (we were there with my kids) if we want to take a little orphan cat home. The kitten was red and supercute and although I was not into cats we took him home. The puppy and the kitten are both males, they grew up playing together. Meanwhile our dog lost her mother so these two wonderful creatures are living in our garden still.

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femdomdestiny 02-19-2016 07:20 AM

I don't know where do you people find those cuddly cats. Those here are mad and angry. Constantly in some fear.But it is from the beginning when they are born. I've tried to play with some small ones and they started running immediately.They were so small that there is no chance that they had some bad experience.

pimpmaster9000 02-19-2016 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20733160)
I don't know where do you people find those cuddly cats. Those here are mad and angry. Constantly in some fear.But it is from the beginning when they are born. I've tried to play with some small ones and they started running immediately.They were so small that there is no chance that they had some bad experience.

1) removing cats to another location will not work, you will get new cats next year
2) deal with the ones you have by sterilizing them, they will piss less and defend territory against any new cats that are not sterilized...cats are territorial and will defend...
3) buy them a shelter better than your car, for example: Drvena ku?ica za ma?ke 40 x 30 x 40 cm | Kreveti i ku?ice za ma?ke, Oprema za ma?ke, Ma?ke | Petbox pet shop | Sve za ku?ne ljubimce

and put blankets inside, they will move to here and not your car.
4) do not take it personally, they pick your car because its warm when you get home, they need heat...consider a heated blanket inside the shelter you will not get one on your car 100%
5) feed them to gain their trust...forget tuna, cats do not eat tuna in corn oil...get whiskas or kittekat cans...gain their trust...

jscott 02-20-2016 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20733139)
jscott you made my day with this post! :2 cents: :thumbsup
I was an urban guy, living in a flat, moving away from the capital city only 8 years ago.
As a bicycle freak kid myself I was afraid of dogs, and never really liked cats.

Now I have a dog which we all love with my wife and kids.. Now this dog is the son of an old dog who was living on the land for a decade when we started building our house on it. I decided to take the dog on my name when we move in. And when it happened, the old dog just gave birth to a puppy. When later we took this puppy to the doc for the usual initial stuff, the doc asked us (we were there with my kids) if we want to take a little orphan cat home. The kitten was red and supercute and although I was not into cats we took him home. The puppy and the kitten are both males, they grew up playing together. Meanwhile our dog lost her mother so these two wonderful creatures are living in our garden still.

I"m glad for that man :) and since then, i even EVERY time i go outside my condo, with dog and cat food for the street animals. They all know me now, so when they see me they run and jump on me LOL. Sometimes i just walk around the neighborhoods drinking beers and feeding the strays, it's one of the very few good characteristics i may have :) just cant stop loving every single one of them!!!!!

And, love you man, i love fellow animal lovers, it shows a LOT , imo, about a person, their character, their education, etc. Those who waste meat, hunt for fun, etc yet still believe in GOD, how can they disrespect his creations? I could go on for hours on this topic lol, anyways, glad you also have good animal stories/experiences :thumbsup


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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20733110)
Besides hating them I am highly allergic for them too ;)

well that's just unfortunate. But there are ways to still not hate things that you're allergic to. When people say "i hate cats" really, what does that mean? you really despise them, really "hate" them, like, how muslim fuckers hate western culture? :Oh crap

blogspot 02-20-2016 01:28 PM

i love my cat she acts so Human it's nuts

Penny24Seven 02-20-2016 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20023281)
onions are poison to cats :2 cents: you can also try fox urine or get a dog

fox piss? they sell that at walmart?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Penny24Seven 02-20-2016 02:55 PM

How to stop cats forever- The extreme party popper by Craig Turner - YouTube
this is a better video

Penny24Seven 02-20-2016 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20734081)

100 cats shitting themselves :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

#23 02-20-2016 03:30 PM

poor kitties

2MuchMark 02-20-2016 03:33 PM

Cats are awesome. They are beautiful and smart creatures and make perfect houses pets. When one of our cats got sick we spent $5000 bringing her back to health and would have gladly spent another $5000 without thinking about it.

Sorry to hear you have cats pissing on your car. I've never once had that problem but there seems to be lots of videos with advice at how to stop a cat from peeing on your - YouTube

Good luck! And please don't hurt the kitty.


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