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Jel 05-24-2014 03:46 AM

nice references in this one too:


blackmonsters 05-24-2014 03:54 AM

The simple fact that is has a cool name means it's worthless hype to target losers who dropped out of PE class.

Just get up off your fat asses and run.

candyflip 05-24-2014 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097606)
crap. mine doesn't have girls! maybe I walk by there at the wrong time. I'll have to change my schedule.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1812455/th...K-large570.jpg

bronco67 05-24-2014 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20098300)
He is fucking genius :thumbsup

check out the 'evolution of lifting' (or similar to that title anyway) if you haven't already, there's a line in there that I still laugh at every time I recall it :1orglaugh

I saw that one. I also loved



There was a guy on the squat rack next to me trying to fake out some reps with 2 plates....and his back was hunched over, and his heels were off the ground. It looked so bad I almost told him he's going to hurt himself with that form. But that's probably one the douchiest gym moves, so I kept my mouth shut.

Just watch some youtube vids before you go trying to squat.

My gym needs one of those number ticket machines at the squat racks. It's like in the last few years, everyone got the memo that squatting is good for you -- but it makes for some painful to watch sets at the rack.

Ethereal 05-24-2014 08:23 AM

I have no clue what this thread is about, but I like being fat.

AJ_NETWORK 05-24-2014 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20097548)
There should be a rule, you can only bash on them if you first post a shirtless photo of yourself. Then you can bash until your fingers fall off.

http://s28.postimg.org/hyl7qw6x9/picture049.jpg

And I don't care at all about having a visible six pack I'm not training for aesthetics, but functional strength by doing a lot of strongman stuff. I think you can tell I'm more focused on strength by the shape of my biceps being thick from top to bottom instead of just pumped in the middle and bigger than average forerarms from grip strength training.

blackmonsters 05-24-2014 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20098303)
nice references in this one too:


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 05-24-2014 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AJ_NETWORK (Post 20098955)
http://s28.postimg.org/hyl7qw6x9/picture049.jpg

And I don't care at all about having a visible six pack I'm not training for aesthetics, but functional strength by doing a lot of strongman stuff. I think you can tell I'm more focused on strength by the shape of my biceps being thick from top to bottom instead of just pumped in the middle and bigger than average forerarms from grip strength training.

That's about where I am right now, but a little thinner. Once I got to this stage (around 13% body fat), the progress has slowed down exponentially. It's going to take me until the end of summer to get my abs to show.

Jel 05-24-2014 07:00 PM

this thread suddenly went homo

TheSquealer 05-24-2014 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AJ_NETWORK (Post 20098955)
http://s28.postimg.org/hyl7qw6x9/picture049.jpg

And I don't care at all about having a visible six pack I'm not training for aesthetics, but functional strength by doing a lot of strongman stuff. I think you can tell I'm more focused on strength by the shape of my biceps being thick from top to bottom instead of just pumped in the middle and bigger than average forerarms from grip strength training.

Good luck to you and Allah willing, may your jihad against the Great Satan that is America, be successful.

AJ_NETWORK 05-24-2014 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20099040)
Good luck to you and Allah willing, may your jihad against the Great Satan that is America, be successful.

I'm too white to be arabic lol but I guess I should expect comments like that after not shaving for a few months.

AJ_NETWORK 05-24-2014 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20099030)
this thread suddenly went homo

the thread went homo with the pic of the naked homo crossfitters. I brought it to bearded beast status.

Jel 05-24-2014 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AJ_NETWORK (Post 20099056)
the thread went homo with the pic of the naked homo crossfitters. I brought it to bearded beast status.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Jel 05-24-2014 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20099040)
Good luck to you and Allah willing, may your jihad against the Great Satan that is America, be successful.

you get my email the other day? no worries if you aren't interested, just making sure you got it at least :thumbsup

dyna mo 05-24-2014 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AJ_NETWORK (Post 20099056)
the thread went homo with the pic of the naked homo crossfitters.

thanks for bringing it up, I didn't want to quote it directly. but yeah. :1orglaugh

420 05-24-2014 08:53 PM

http://s4.postimg.org/xltty80q5/gaycrossfit.jpg

AJ_NETWORK 05-25-2014 06:31 PM

NOOOOOO Dude please delete that. I guess I let my guard down by having the chair off to the side in the pic but that's not cool bro seriously. I have a sense of humor to be able to laugh at it, but it crossfitted the line.

420 05-25-2014 07:31 PM

My bad dude. Is this better?

http://s25.postimg.org/bbzbpipof/realgaycrossfit.jpg

AJ_NETWORK 05-25-2014 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20099838)

ya who is that?

420 05-25-2014 08:32 PM

I think it's juicy d. but all guidos look alike to me.

bronco67 05-27-2014 03:17 PM

I love watching these idiots try to hang clean 225 or more.


1215 05-27-2014 06:00 PM

Crossfit was made by people who suck at every sport possible, therefore they try to be the best at exercising.

It's 100% gay.

420 05-29-2014 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AJ_NETWORK (Post 20099809)
NOOOOOO Dude please delete that. I guess I let my guard down by having the chair off to the side in the pic but that's not cool bro seriously. I have a sense of humor to be able to laugh at it, but it crossfitted the line.

Sorry bro, I don't think post image cares. I emailed them 5 days ago asking to remove the pic because I lost the deletion link.


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