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mineistaken 06-03-2014 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20110589)
Beat you on this one (not literally LOL)! 30 second speed jerk!

But seriously, does ditching out count? Sat in the corner of a restaurant to meet a blind date. She walked in, I walked out.
I think it does not count, not that interesting for the topic compared to stories of people cutting dates short for various reasons :)

wehateporn 06-03-2014 04:37 PM
She got herself shortest date :2 cents:

CPA-Rush 06-03-2014 07:20 PM
none..........

Penny24Seven 06-03-2014 08:18 PM
blind date. I show up and this smoking super sexy fine ass girl with hair to her ass opens the door and says "you must be Brian"
Trying not to foucs on how fucking smoking hot her body was I say "I love the long hair, I will be anyone you want me to be tonight" Then her sister who I did not know was the girl I was really there to meet comes from the kitchen calling me an asshole (she had short hair) and slams the door in my face,
She did me a favor LOL but damn it was hard to leave after seeing her sister

MiamiBoyz 06-03-2014 09:25 PM
About 30 seconds...I stuck my cock through the glory hole and about 30 seconds later the date was over. I quite enjoyed it.

Seth Manson 06-03-2014 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20109636)
Totally not cool wussy move, I would be ashamed to post this shit as a man...
Want to go on a date?

RyuLion 06-03-2014 10:27 PM
About 2 hours..

Klen 06-04-2014 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20110574)
Interesting, you suspected her being that but did not ask if she went to acting class?
And also - did not ask for a photo? Web date is not a blond date per se :)
Why would i ask such thing?It's not something like everyone doing.And this was era when internet and cellphones here just started for real so that is why there was no photo asking.It wasn't only date without photo,there was another one where a girl was fat so i literally escaped in front of her lol,it was like oh look i know these people and just went away.

mineistaken 06-04-2014 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20110918)
Want to go on a date?
Yes and I will go, I have a nice date planned for Friday. Why are you interested?

mineistaken 06-04-2014 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20111019)
Why would i ask such thing?It's not something like everyone doing.
Why? Because you suspected that her was your friends from acting class?
Like: hey, you sound like someone I know, do you go to acting class by any chance?
Sounds more than natural to ask and un-nnatural not to ask :)

Harmon 06-04-2014 04:19 AM
fifty short dates

bxy 06-05-2014 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20109169)
"Had to of been". I've really witnessed the complete devolution of the English language in my lifetime or at least the ability of most native speakers to use it.
Always gotta be an English Major.... Sorry rules are just no fun, n i don't follow many.

J. Falcon 06-05-2014 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20109406)
About 30 minutes.

I picked up a chic that a friend had set me up with. She wasnt bad looking, but not all that great either. Didnt seem to have much personality. She picked a seafood restaurant.

We got there and sat at our table. I looked at the menu, damn it was kind of expensive and I didnt see this date really going anywhere. Told her I had to go to the restroom, got up, went to my car, and since I was already dressed I went to meet some of my friends at the bar.

I wonder how long she waited for me to come back from the restroom? Thank god this was before cellphones.
That's really fucked up. :2 cents:


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