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Ferus 06-12-2014 06:09 AM

Google Maps -> Look at His house from StreetView -> LOL till you drop

RandyRandy 06-12-2014 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20121212)
As fascinating as it was tragic?

More like meh as was meh.
You are way to serious about this drama from the bottomfeeders.

Maybe I'm serious about it because I spoke, at length, with Beaner about billing and he came across as a serious, intelligent person who understood billing and would have saved me money on cc processing.

Obviously I was fooled, because since that conversation (late summer 2013) he has done nothing on this board but argue, bully and act in a manner that could be called psychotic. All the while knowing there were potential clients reading his ravings.

So fascinating: yes - like a train wreck. And tragic: yes - would have been had I formed any type of business relationship with Beaner.

Mickey_ 06-12-2014 06:18 AM

It's mindboggling to me that grown men spend time on such low-value, low-reward activities.

DamianJ 06-12-2014 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 20121568)
It's mindboggling to me that grown men spend time on such low-value, low-reward activities.

It's mind boggling to me that people that think my activities are low-value and low-reward not only READ the thread, but then waste time commenting on it.

The irony of wasting your time not only reading, but commenting on something you feel is a waste of time is hilarious.

Barefootsies 06-12-2014 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20121562)
Maybe I'm serious about it because I spoke, at length, with Beaner about billing and he came across as a serious, intelligent person who understood billing and would have saved me money on cc processing.

Obviously I was fooled, because since that conversation (late summer 2013) he has done nothing on this board but argue, bully and act in a manner that could be called psychotic. All the while knowing there were potential clients reading his ravings.

tragic: yes - would have been had I formed any type of business relationship with Beaner.




:2 cents:

NewNick 06-12-2014 07:30 AM

Did Dame not once say some pretty nasty stuff about Mrs Markham ?

Or is my memory deceiving me ?

DamianJ 06-12-2014 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 20121640)
Did Dame not once say some pretty nasty stuff about Mrs Markham ?

I didn't say it here. He pasted it here trying to get me into trouble. Didn't work out too well for him.

dicknipples 06-12-2014 07:56 AM

I feel like I am in kindergarten reading this thread. I did LOL though.

American Psycho 06-12-2014 08:12 AM

beanerbanningggggggggg

American Psycho 06-12-2014 08:12 AM

fiddy bannings......

Harmon 06-12-2014 08:14 AM

fifty dumb threads :2 cents:

NewNick 06-12-2014 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20121645)
I didn't say it here. He pasted it here trying to get me into trouble. Didn't work out too well for him.

You must be so proud.

EddyTheDog 06-12-2014 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20121525)
It's so cute you care so much.

The important thing to remember is Nice_Nick, Beaner and JoeDebt are all gone in the space of a week.

Checkity check yourself before you wreck yourself, cos magicians like me are bad for your health. BRAP!

So you cried like a baby...

DamianJ 06-12-2014 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20121870)
So you cried like a baby...

Stick to posting about your alcoholism, random pill taking, how broke and useless you are, your inability to get laid etc.

I fear your sleuthing posts aren't anywhere near as interesting.

Alex1776 06-12-2014 12:53 PM

Does Damian wank out a celebratory load every time he "gets" someone banned??

It seems to be what he lives for.

Sly 06-12-2014 12:56 PM


DamianJ 06-12-2014 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 20121718)
You must be so proud.

Proud enough to make my posts using my real name. :)

The Porn Nerd 06-12-2014 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20121562)
Maybe I'm serious about it because I spoke, at length, with Beaner about billing and he came across as a serious, intelligent person who understood billing and would have saved me money on cc processing.

Obviously I was fooled, because since that conversation (late summer 2013) he has done nothing on this board but argue, bully and act in a manner that could be called psychotic. All the while knowing there were potential clients reading his ravings.

So fascinating: yes - like a train wreck. And tragic: yes - would have been had I formed any type of business relationship with Beaner.

I don't know what happened to ol' Beans honestly....you are correct. Last year, when he first stepped in to help the chronically psychotic Sara Swirls sort out her '3rd party billers' conspiracies it looked like he was actually doing some good, not just with Sara but by pointing out some deficiencies in the 3rd party biller business model.

But since then? Whackadoodle City. Almost makes me think Sara hacked into his GFY account and started posting as Beaner. :D

EddyTheDog 06-12-2014 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20122168)
Stick to posting about your alcoholism, random pill taking, how broke and useless you are, your inability to get laid etc.

I fear your sleuthing posts aren't anywhere near as interesting.

So, did you cry like a baby to Eric or not?..

If you didn't that's fine - If you did then draw let us draw our own conclusions.....

DamianJ 06-12-2014 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20122255)
So, did you cry like a baby to Eric or not?..

If you didn't that's fine - If you did then draw let us draw our own conclusions.....

Draw whatever conclusions you like, hun. What difference does it make anyway? Someone that needed a break from here got banned. If I say or deny I told eric, you will still believe what you want to believe.

Whilst sat on your own,in your parent's house, in piss stained underwear, with 4 empty bottles of wine around you, taking a few random pills you find in the bottom of a drawer and moaning about how broke you are. Whilst wanking about fucking the pizza delivery boy.

Try insulting my wife if you want to test things.

EddyTheDog 06-12-2014 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20122264)
Draw whatever conclusions you like, hun. What difference does it make anyway? Someone that needed a break from here got banned. If I say or deny I told eric, you will still believe what you want to believe.

Whilst sat on your own,in your parent's house, in piss stained underwear, with 4 empty bottles of wine around you, taking a few random pills you find in the bottom of a drawer and moaning about how broke you are. Whilst wanking about fucking the pizza delivery boy.

Try insulting my wife if you want to test things.

As I said many times before, your wife looks nice - Way out of your league - She must like assholes...

I am actually in my own place in Spain - I will give you the 4 bottles of wine though - Also there is no Pizza delivery here.....

American Psycho 06-12-2014 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20122264)
Draw whatever conclusions you like, hun. What difference does it make anyway? Someone that needed a break from here got banned. If I say or deny I told eric, you will still believe what you want to believe.

Whilst sat on your own,in your parent's house, in piss stained underwear, with 4 empty bottles of wine around you, taking a few random pills you find in the bottom of a drawer and moaning about how broke you are. Whilst wanking about fucking the pizza delivery boy.

Try insulting my wife if you want to test things.

Lets see this foxy wife.
pics or it didnt happen.

Just curious what would you do if someone insulted you wife via gfy? Then what about if it happened in person?

American Psycho 06-12-2014 02:55 PM

Definition:

Keyboard Warrior
1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20122292)
As I said many times before, your wife looks nice - Way out of your league - She must like assholes...

I always have punch above my weight with women. I think it must be the magic. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20122292)
I am actually in my own place in Spain - I will give you the 4 bottles of wine though - Also there is no Pizza delivery here.....

Heheh. Paeaeeaealla delivery?

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20122309)
Lets see this foxy wife.
pics or it didnt happen.

They've been posted before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20122309)
Just curious what would you do if someone insulted you wife via gfy?

Beaner did. Now he is banned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20122309)
Then what about if it happened in person?

No one would in real life. That shit doesn't happen in the cirlces I move.

American Psycho 06-12-2014 03:03 PM

No one would in real life. That shit doesn't happen in the cirlces I move.

This is a peach.
are you living in a eutopia?


Was a fairly simple question I said what if somebody did.

Would you ban them from the neighbourhood lol?

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20122320)
Definition:

Keyboard Warrior
1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

troll hunter

1. A person who hunts internet trolls and calls them on it.

Our site is troll free after our troll hunter Damian is done with them.

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20122333)
No one would in real life. That shit doesn't happen in the cirlces I move.

This is a peach.
are you living in a eutopia?

Pretty much.

http://www.supexplorer.co.uk/wp-cont..._riverarun.jpg

http://www.arundel-proms.co.uk/image...el-Castle1.jpg

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/18964...igh_street.jpg

http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previ...st-sussex.jpeg


PS do you want a lesson on how to use the quote feature? It's pretty easy.

SDSimon 06-12-2014 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20121677)
I feel like I am in kindergarten reading this thread. I did LOL though.

Welcome aboard mattie. The fun just keeps coming. :1orglaugh

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDSimon (Post 20122354)

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

To be fair, the only reason I won is because my opponents are really fucking stupid.

:D

EddyTheDog 06-12-2014 03:29 PM

Is that where you live? - Looks nice...

DamianJ 06-12-2014 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20122370)
Is that where you live? - Looks nice...

Yeah, Arundel. It's small, but lovely and just an hour and a half to London. 30 mins to Brighton. 15 mins to Chichester.

Our house is has fields on one side and the river Arun on the other. 5 mins walk into town, with only two chain shops, local butcher, local baker, etc. The only blot on the landscape is a pizza express. But no starbucks, costa, etc.

My local pub is 400 years old.

It's fucking lovely. And no one insults my wife. :)

dicknipples 06-12-2014 04:07 PM

The castle in the background is beautiful.

DamianJ 06-12-2014 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20122400)
The castle in the background is beautiful.

It is. I've performed in a play there!

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ar...w=1276&bih=684

My friend is the "Head Organic Horticulturist" there. She runs the kitchen gardens, growing all the fruit and veg for the Duke of Norfolk and his Missus. So we get private tours and shit. And she brings round 'left over' seedlings and plugs for us. We currently have 'royal' kale, raspberries and squash growing in our garden :) (Shh, don't tell!)

Penny24Seven 06-12-2014 04:38 PM

who even says shit like that anyway? Go something your fat ugly make believe wife? I mean come on really? I didn't even say that in 2nd grade.

American Psycho 06-12-2014 05:52 PM

I asked you what would happen if someone insulted your wife and your answer was that would never happen which is obviously dodging the question.

so for a minute domt dodge the question and step outside your bubble town to consider how would you handle it.

that town does look nice , too quiet for me though. It looks exactly like the town where Hot Fuzz was produced and probably just as sleepy

Barefootsies 06-12-2014 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20122443)
who even says shit like that anyway? Go something your fat ugly make believe wife?

People who can't win an argument or debate on merit. They have to bring in your family and name calling.

:2 cents:

American Psycho 06-12-2014 06:04 PM

or perhaps with some people you can never win an argument regardless of whether you're absolutely right. And if that person is always attacking you and instigating I'm all for insulting. in real life outside of a sleepy little town likely full of old people or a digital life the result of such constant insults and instigation is someone getting beaten to shit. Personally Id feel little guilt about punching a guy in the face after he followed me for 10 blocks insulting me and running away when i turn to confront which is the real life equivalent of what damian does.

American Psycho 06-12-2014 06:12 PM

Damian seems to pick a weak people to pick on which speaks volumes about his character....

DamianJ 06-13-2014 01:17 AM

Hehe. I love guys like that. Violence is never the answer to anything. If you have to resort to "beating the shit out of someone" you have lost the argument.

Very stupid people who cannot put together a logical argument use violence to get them out of the intellectual corner they are backed into.

It is lower class, ignorant and stupid people that fight. Clever people don't need to.


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