yuck

Well then give me her fucking phone # then!!!!
Shit!!!
Andf I know my GF didnt say you have a bigger cock then me.. I think you mis understood her... What she said was "You are a bigger Cock then Ryan"!!!
I just asked he man!!!

I just saw her picture in "Star"..bitch has acne under her eyes and scars on her chin yikes... I was going to highfive Roger too

Its on Sunset.

but the places to go right now is the bar at the Standard on wed and White Lotus on Sat. its crazy
Hef goes there all the time with his girls.
there's a hot spot every nite

Fuck! i need some new boots, all this bullshit floating around is making it hard to keep up

:1orglaugh ...size 12 1/2 here,send em over bitch

She just said that to make you feel better..

cruise down to LA when i'm done sticking my cock in christina I'll let you lick it off.

I love Dublins on Mondays. Been a while since I was there though, but every time I go I see (dead people?) famous dudes and dudettes. My favorite time was when my wife almost hooked up with a very famous brunette from a movie called "speed" or something... uhhhhh................

Roger... LIE and tell her that you quit the business. If that works, then SELL THE SHIT! Immediately!

:winkwink:

OR HELL ROGER just give me a power of attorney over it all I will give it back as soon as it doesnt work out!! Really man I will!!!
And as far as me licking off your Cock are you admitting to everyone here on GFY that you are Gay and want me to suck your cock?? I mean not that I am but Christ man!!! With all these chances at these famous women Why would you want me to lick your cock.. Unless of course YOU ARE GAY.........

Whats up Oystein!!
Dublins goes off on tuesday now. they have free comedy nite there.

I took Patrick out last Wed. he couldn't believe how many hot chicks were at theis club. I think the osborn's where there that nite. Its Very private and hard to get in.

Yea mondays used to go off at dublins but J Z's crew fucked it up.
He had a song I think called bublin and dublins. Or something and it got out of control. so they had to stop the nite

hay man, its the new melinium.. its socially acceptible now! if he likes to swing both ways.. let the guy.. haha

after you are done with him, you can lick mine too. I wont mind.. im only gay if i suck your dick!

Yeah, I took a shit last night and the turds said they would take over my finances. I don't remember what happened after that because I passed out.

Don't you know everyone in Hollywood is Gay?
If I were gay you would be the only one I would want don't worry.

How about we have a threesome with Christina you down.

Tag team back again.

lie to her!!! get in her undies and tell us all about it!!:winkwink:

Quit.

Jesus man, no question!!!

HAHAH OK YOU TALKED ME INTO IT!!!
FUCK How can I turn down a threesome with Christina... Fuck it let me know when I will bring the cam I got one those little ones with a remote and everything... So let me know when!!!!

I fucked her

I"m going to try believe that...

I've gone out with a few celebs the problem is there always going out of town for some movie, interview or some shit so its hard.

first thing I would do is kill that friend that was a cock blocker.


then, sell that biz of yours to your mom/father for 1$.

bang her.
buy it back for 2$ from your mom/father

technically, it's a 200% investment for your parents, you get to bang Christina, and that friend of yours won't ever cock block again.
:thumbsup

Roger,

Dude, I want to kick your buddies ass for opening his mouth!!!

DAYUM!

ROGER IS A LIAR!

I used to live with Roger, in his palace, in Seattle. It wasn't long after he moved in that I realized he had a propensity for telling tall tales about ladies he's bedded. Penthouse Pet this, Playboy Playmate that...blah, blah, blah. Don't believe the hype, he's fucking with you guys. As a matter of fact, Roger is GAY.

Check out the new PornKings site Twinks.com...now there's some celebs he actually know's.

-Eric AKA Ruin AKA

LMAO yea right. tell them the truth.

Or I'll tell them about the time I left some panties in your bed an open condem so when your girl saw it she flipped out. remember that.

or the time we took over your PC and was flipping the screen and changing the music on you and you thought you got hacked.
Ready to shoot someone with your AK -47. that was some funny shit the good old days

I believe it

Roger, Tell them about the time that you touched me on my swimsuit area when you got too drunk. Tell them about the buttplug Ian got you and Kelly for your "office" and about how I made you move out for sexually harassing my (male) friends. You don't have to lie to kick it.

just cause you own part of the www.sexlist.com doesn't get you the play I get.
Remember when you used to listen at my door while I banged your girl. It's not easy to forget. LOL


Great seeing you finally posting around here

ERIC! You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that. Besides, after he slipped me the ruffanols, I wasn't sure what was going on.

Remember the pic from the barbeque in Lincoln Park Eric? Property of......????

Damn you guys are vicious =) nothing but love, right?

Platonic Love, of course!! None of that male stripper wearing a rainbow colored thong love, right?

BTW - Rog, I ran into Ian's little sis the other night. pretty cute.

Eric - what's going on? recovered from friday night?

I bet Pat loved that.

Btw, I will be at the Continental this coming Saturday for sure. Be there and bring whatever crew you want... Partytime.

Ahh you guys are crazy...

So when you coming to LA I'm moving in a month now.
but I'm going to have to do an LA trip once a month I'm going to miss it.

How is it up there in seattle Sunny:winkwink:

Dude,

I thought you said you didn't know RUIN.

Wassup Eric!

she's hot right??

where did you run into her did you say something to her?
one of the hottest girls in Seattle

Oh yeah, its gorgeous up here. As a matter of fact, it was sunny and 59 degrees this afternoon. Just boootiful, like Christina's shaved hump.

I did?
We had a 3 story house in seattle.
But Eric always had some nasty ass scanks coming over.
we had a good time though he should have moved down to LA with me.

Yeah he told me about that shit back in the day when he came and visited me up in Vancouver. Nothing but good things for sure.

Yo Eric, LA rocks bro!

Alright guys. Under duress and...stuff, I have the following statement to make:

-Roger knows "hella celebrities"

-Roger is not "gay"

-I payed him to touch my swimsuit area (I'll pay you for that shit later, I'm kinda short on funds right now)

No, really. Roger is a pimp and I really am hating on him. We were cool until we went out with Aria, he got to fuck her, I got to ride in the car with them back to the airport to drop her off in the morning. It still sends chills down my spine when I remember how she told me...how did she put it? Oh yeah, she said some bullshit like, "I don't like you."

C*nt.

Anyways, It's good to see all the webmaster celebreties up in this bitch (Anthony!).

Brett, Snapper, when are you guys moving in? I got a toothless eskimo I picked up off the street, she doesn't care what business we're in, she'll take us all on! Content?

either your friend is a player hatin dickhead or just a freakin idiot. definatley leave him at home when you go out.

Man, I'm gonna give you the gameplan on this

Call the chick and say, "Hey whats going on this is (fill in your information here"

It was great meeting you the other day

Then work into the conversation, your a great person, and I'd like to get to know you better, we should do coffee, lunch, or something cool like that
When on the phone play it cool.....
pour yourself some water...
take sips while she's talking (this will keep you relaxed and MONEY)

If she doesn't have time, she REALLY doesn't have time
if she's busy she's really busy

I really doubt Christina thinks your too bad to talk to, look at her video, I've seen her ass more than I've seen my girlfriends ass,

Side Note: Your friend might have screwed you on this, it doesn't mean he's not a good friend, but he certainly didn't help you
(I have a friend that has done this, but he's a great friend still)

*If the porn shit ever comes up say you are the business manager or something...
make it white collar and distant

Let's just leave my sister out of this.

what about her friends?

can't remember her name ... stacey ... tracey ...

Did you get to see her cottage cheese ass doing jumping jacks in the nude with the Mr Ed grin ?

damn I thought you were gonna leave me out hangin..
All you Pimps are gonna have to come out to Florida to hang with me. Damn Eric two years and you still havn't come down to Kick it.
Pussy

Damian from Orgasm is down here so I'm taking him to the Standard should be another crazy nite I have to go big till I move.

Platinum lantern and the gfy gang thanks for thr advise If it works out Gfy will find out.

Or I have to hook up another celeb before I leave.

:winkwink:

That would be my excuse AND she can't handle a 16" dick.

Roger you are such a hopeless romantic... What kind of shitty relationship would it be to date a celeb... like they will be faithful to you...

when you move down to florida you can come over the the east coast and stay at my crib... i have a couple extra rooms... south beach is fun,so are the Keys and the bahamas are great for weekend trips...

dude, don't you think you're taking this whole "make cheshire jealous" thing a little too far? :winkwink:

last nite I met Toni Basil and my friend told her I worked in porn.....

so NO KB YOUR SO FINE YOUR SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY KB! HEY KB!

Roger-

Tell that whore to call me........I feel so used :-((

some pics of his last date ;)

http://dynom.dajm.com/yoozer10.php?page=0
http://dynom.dajm.com/yoozer10.php?page=1

So what your saying is that you have her number?:Graucho

You know I'm gonna take you up on that offer:winkwink:

and you'll have to come out to Tampa.

So do you have any new girls for me? Someone who would be faithful

Whats up sexy. Long time no talk..:winkwink: