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dicknipples 11-10-2014 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20284478)
Third party RAM? I've done three so far. This is the only one with upgraded RAM that I purchased elsewhere.

Apple is aware and will be installing for me tomorrow at the Apple Store. Unfortunately, I don't know know where my original RAM is.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...11-10_1317.png

Both MacBook Pro and iMac were upgraded from base 4GB of RAM to their maxes of 16GB and 32GB using 3rd party RAM from Crucial.com

AdultKing 11-10-2014 03:39 PM

All of my Macs are maxed out with 3rd party memory and all are running Yosemite just fine.

candyflip 11-10-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20284859)
All of my Macs are maxed out with 3rd party memory and all are running Yosemite just fine.

Upgrading isn't the issue. It's installing fresh with certain third party ram. Which is what I said and posted, had you actually bothered to read :winkwink:

JustDaveXxx 11-10-2014 05:38 PM

This thread is funny!


I think both Mac and PC hardware both have the same life spans. But with my expirences I noticed Mac has Zero software or hard ware compatibility issues.

If shit is not working right within your system, it might as well be broken in my opinion. Not being able to get to work immediately when you turn on your machines, equals broken to me. Im not trying to trouble shoot and search the net to find missing dll files to make shit work, when I have work deadlines.


The great thing about Mac is everything just works together seamlessly. That bad thing, is that its not as customizable as a PC, closed system and platform, very expensive, Way less bang for your buck and the fan boys are way annoying. lol


The great thing about PC is that you get a lot of bang for your buck, its very customizable, and lots of software and hardware is available for it. The lame thing is that all of that PC customizing, great paper stats, don't always work well together, the software and hardware isn't all uniform and isnt guaranteed to work with your custom setup. Lastly, if you have a PC, all of your buddies will come ask you questions on how to fix it. lol


It comes down to whats important to you as a User.


For me, I need it to work 100% of the time when I turn it on. All of my Macs and phone work very well together. I will pay more for reliability every time.




I had a Mac G5 break down 4 years after my 2 year warranty expired. Took it to the Mac store, got quoted $600 to get it all fixed and back to where it was before break down.


Did not care what it costed, was editing a shit ton of stuff and was crunching video for 3 weeks straight all day all night long. I worked that thing over. I had a deadline and more footage and content that needed to get out. Didn't have time to customize and tweak another system.


3 days later I came in to pick up my machine and when it came time to pay, I didn't get charged. I was like WTF!!?? Really?? Why? I was told that what happened was not suppose to happen. And was further told that because it wasn't suppose to happen, they would fix it for free.


Cooling system pretty much blew up and fucked up everything inside except the hard drive.


That G5 still works. I don't use it anymore, but I'm about to whip it and give it to my 6 1/2 year old daughter this week.



Brand loyalty and a company that stands behind their product is what keeps me buying apple. The only failed Apple product I have had fail, got fixed for free, when I really needed it.



To PCs defense, I have heard that the newer PCs and operating systems do work better than when I made the switch. I have one PC laptop with Windows 7. It seems to work when I turn it on 4 times a year.


Just Dave

2MuchMark 11-10-2014 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20282850)
No problems ever, it just works and given that it has the most open, extensible and developer friendly environment of any proprietary system it's the obvious choice for serious developers of code.

I currently have several Macs and MacBooks, iPad and iPhone and it all just seamlessly works together.

Most of the people who have issues with Macs would probably be challenged tying their shoelaces, some people are just inherently stupid and probably shouldn't be using any kind of computer anyway.

THIS
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

2MuchMark 11-10-2014 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulku (Post 20283256)
Hey guys,

I'm not fan of Apple products at all ( honestly I'm opposite ), but I'm looking for ultrabook in the price range $1500-$2000 and from what I'm seeing Macbook Air is the best. I tried hard looking for Win .. I liked the Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro, but there's problems with Wi-Fi, display yellow and such shit plus it looks cheap inside with some plastic etc. I don't want to buy something not so cheap and have problems like these. So in the end the last couple of days I decided to get the MBA (and will install Windows on it lol)

Have A Nice And Productive Day!


If most of your work is writing, HTML, surfing, blogging, photoshopping, designing etc, get a Macbook Air. They are super light and portable, with batteries that a good 8 hours of real use, a beautiful bright high res screen and an SSD drive. Fantastic machine.

The Macbook Pro's are bigger and more expensive, and have faster CPU's so they are better suited for video & rendering I think. If you don't think you need this, save your money and go for the Macbook Air. I have one myself and love it.

AdultKing 11-10-2014 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20284948)
Upgrading isn't the issue. It's installing fresh with certain third party ram. Which is what I said and posted, had you actually bothered to read :winkwink:

And if you had bothered to read, you monosyllabic, half-witted, neanderthal, knuckle dragging fuckwit I didn't say whether I had upgraded or installed fresh.

Seriously CandyFlip, if you were handed an extra brain cell it would die of abject loneliness.

dicknipples 11-10-2014 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20285163)
[...] you monosyllabic, half-witted, neanderthal, knuckle dragging fuckwit [...]

http://i.imgur.com/pibPJ.gif

KillerK 11-10-2014 10:56 PM

I've had

3 Macpros
1 ibook
1 white imac (fucked up twice and needed repair)
mac mini
2 imacs (24" silver ones)

Every iphone but the 5s/5c and 6... I have the 6 plus now and it's great.

Only the 1 has had a issue.

Tulku 11-11-2014 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20285142)
If most of your work is writing, HTML, surfing, blogging, photoshopping, designing etc, get a Macbook Air. They are super light and portable, with batteries that a good 8 hours of real use, a beautiful bright high res screen and an SSD drive. Fantastic machine.

The Macbook Pro's are bigger and more expensive, and have faster CPU's so they are better suited for video & rendering I think. If you don't think you need this, save your money and go for the Macbook Air. I have one myself and love it.

Well I'll be doing some video editing (not much), Visual Studio (coding etc.), and the usual surfing, blogging and things that don't need super power. I have more powerful desktop machine for the heavy things to do. Just my laptop is old already and I want to get thin and light machine.

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 20284988)
This thread is funny!


I think both Mac and PC hardware both have the same life spans. But with my expirences I noticed Mac has Zero software or hard ware compatibility issues.

If shit is not working right within your system, it might as well be broken in my opinion. Not being able to get to work immediately when you turn on your machines, equals broken to me. Im not trying to trouble shoot and search the net to find missing dll files to make shit work, when I have work deadlines.


The great thing about Mac is everything just works together seamlessly. That bad thing, is that its not as customizable as a PC, closed system and platform, very expensive, Way less bang for your buck and the fan boys are way annoying. lol


The great thing about PC is that you get a lot of bang for your buck, its very customizable, and lots of software and hardware is available for it. The lame thing is that all of that PC customizing, great paper stats, don't always work well together, the software and hardware isn't all uniform and isnt guaranteed to work with your custom setup. Lastly, if you have a PC, all of your buddies will come ask you questions on how to fix it. lol


It comes down to whats important to you as a User.


For me, I need it to work 100% of the time when I turn it on. All of my Macs and phone work very well together. I will pay more for reliability every time.




I had a Mac G5 break down 4 years after my 2 year warranty expired. Took it to the Mac store, got quoted $600 to get it all fixed and back to where it was before break down.


Did not care what it costed, was editing a shit ton of stuff and was crunching video for 3 weeks straight all day all night long. I worked that thing over. I had a deadline and more footage and content that needed to get out. Didn't have time to customize and tweak another system.


3 days later I came in to pick up my machine and when it came time to pay, I didn't get charged. I was like WTF!!?? Really?? Why? I was told that what happened was not suppose to happen. And was further told that because it wasn't suppose to happen, they would fix it for free.


Cooling system pretty much blew up and fucked up everything inside except the hard drive.


That G5 still works. I don't use it anymore, but I'm about to whip it and give it to my 6 1/2 year old daughter this week.



Brand loyalty and a company that stands behind their product is what keeps me buying apple. The only failed Apple product I have had fail, got fixed for free, when I really needed it.



To PCs defense, I have heard that the newer PCs and operating systems do work better than when I made the switch. I have one PC laptop with Windows 7. It seems to work when I turn it on 4 times a year.


Just Dave

Its easy for an OS to be wonderful when you only support 12 pieces of hardware you also made. :2 cents:

dicknipples 11-11-2014 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20285595)
Its easy for an OS to be wonderful when you only support 12 pieces of hardware you also made. :2 cents:

Fun fact: Apple doesn't make hardware. It picks what it wants to put in it's devices and only supports it.

That's a downfall of Windows. It tries to support everything and it just fails.

seeric 11-11-2014 09:52 AM

Fun Fact:

Just set up of the new Macbook Pro I just got.

1) Turned it on.
2) Entered iCloud password.
3) It just worked.

Bookmarks, Mail Accounts, Passwords, WiFi connection, you name it, it all worked. Gone are the days of setting up all your shit when you get a new machine. I literally had to do nothing and I was right back where I left off with the Macbook Air.

I did have to download some of the third party apps I like though of course.

Apple for the win!

seeric 11-11-2014 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20285142)
If most of your work is writing, HTML, surfing, blogging, photoshopping, designing etc, get a Macbook Air. They are super light and portable, with batteries that a good 8 hours of real use, a beautiful bright high res screen and an SSD drive. Fantastic machine.

The Macbook Pro's are bigger and more expensive, and have faster CPU's so they are better suited for video & rendering I think. If you don't think you need this, save your money and go for the Macbook Air. I have one myself and love it.

I disagree. I have had Air's since day 1. I'm a product guy, so I am doing all the above that you mention and the memory pings out. You need a Macbook Pro if you want to feel like you're driving a Ferrari work station at the office. I gave my Air to my GF so she can go on Facebook with it. I wouldn't want to use an Air for work ever again. They're still good machines, just not suited for web mastering duties. I would tell any traveling sales person or equivalent to get one though. Great for email and just general browsing the web, etc.

:2 cents:

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20285686)
Fun Fact:

Just set up of the new Macbook Pro I just got.

1) Turned it on.
2) Entered iCloud password.
3) It just worked.

Bookmarks, Mail Accounts, Passwords, WiFi connection, you name it, it all worked. Gone are the days of setting up all your shit when you get a new machine. I literally had to do nothing and I was right back where I left off with the Macbook Air.

I did have to download some of the third party apps I like though of course.

Apple for the win!

win 8 does all that however I don't want to be in the cloud

Choopa Phil 11-11-2014 10:22 AM

I had a few dell laptops and an alienware m15x that broke more than it worked. Been using macs for the past 4-5 years and havent had a single issue.

seeric 11-11-2014 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20285694)
win 8 does all that however I don't want to be in the cloud

Yes, but it's still windows unfortunately. Cooties. Yech.

seeric 11-11-2014 11:25 AM

LOL.

FYI guys. I purposely start shit on Apple hate threads. Truth told, I have Windows machines that I have to run a bunch of softwares on that I need for different things. They just aren't available for Mac.

Carry on.


Just for giggles here is Apple the cat, hanging out with Windows the dog.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1780253/th...EN-980x645.jpg

Notice how tired Windows is. Poor boy.

Apple is so excited and ready to take on the world.


LOL.

dicknipples 11-11-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20285804)
LOL.

FYI guys. I purposely start shit on Apple hate threads. Truth told, I have Windows machines that I have to run a bunch of softwares on that I need for different things. They just aren't available for Mac.

Carry on.


Just for giggles here is Apple the cat, hanging out with Windows the dog.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1780253/th...EN-980x645.jpg

Notice how tired Windows is. Poor boy.

Apple is so excited and ready to take on the world.


LOL.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JustDaveXxx 11-11-2014 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20285595)
Its easy for an OS to be wonderful when you only support 12 pieces of hardware you also made. :2 cents:

As long as it works I'm cool with that.


Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20285686)
Fun Fact:

Just set up of the new Macbook Pro I just got.

1) Turned it on.
2) Entered iCloud password.
3) It just worked.

Bookmarks, Mail Accounts, Passwords, WiFi connection, you name it, it all worked. Gone are the days of setting up all your shit when you get a new machine. I literally had to do nothing and I was right back where I left off with the Macbook Air.

I did have to download some of the third party apps I like though of course.

Apple for the win!


Thats all I want! My shit to work with zero effort, so I can get to work on what makes me money.


Just Dave

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20285804)
LOL.

FYI guys. I purposely start shit on Apple hate threads. .


LOL.

why do you suppose me asking silly conspiracy questions for fun are hate threads? you have a shitty negative outlook on life? just sayin you know? :winkwink:

PR_Glen 11-11-2014 02:34 PM

I am free from all restraints from evil corporations, I display this by repeating the latest sales pitch of other corporations instead.

I am Jack's ignorant hypocrisy...

edgeprod 11-11-2014 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 20285819)
As long as it works I'm cool with that.

I can get onboard with that.

dicknipples 11-11-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20286059)
I can get onboard with that.

Everyone should. It doesn't matter to me what OS you use, what phone you use, or what car you drive. I don't understand why people get their panties in such a bunch over what someone else buys or spends their money on.

All that matters is be happy with what you have. If you are happy as a Windows or Linux user, awesome, more power to you. But get off my dick about being a Mac user.

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20286063)
Everyone should. It doesn't matter to me what OS you use, what phone you use, or what car you drive. I don't understand why people get their panties in such a bunch over what someone else buys or spends their money on.

All that matters is be happy with what you have. If you are happy as a Windows or Linux user, awesome, more power to you. But get off my dick about being a Mac user.

you're the guy upset about being a 'macky' we don't give a fuck, you've done nothing but try and justify your mackyness this entire thread... why the shame??? :2 cents:

dicknipples 11-11-2014 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20286107)
you're the guy upset about being a 'macky' we don't give a fuck, you've done nothing but try and justify your mackyness this entire thread... why the shame??? :2 cents:

Yet, here you are in other threads being upset about us "mackys" :upsidedow:upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20283488)
it just worked, the machine runs great... it's amazing!! :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20282398)
you mac guys remind me of trannys ...'installed an SSD drive in my Apple Mac '.. tannys... "I went to the women's room' never just bathroom.... always the ladies room... and you mac guys .. never installed an sd drive, always installed an SSD drive in my Apple Mac .. you do know that us PC guys have been using ssd for 4 years right? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20282548)
actually when we talk about upgrades and hardware or software we NEVER mention a brand name of the machine although we will say 'netgear' 'asus' 'nivida' stuff like that ...

you guys always say stuff like 'I'll check my email on my mac' we say 'I'll check my email'

another funny thing you guy say is 'my mac open anything....' which is true if you buy all the apps for $25-$49 per app :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20282828)
the reason I ask is because every mac mother fucker here swear their shit NEVER breaks down... and all the guys that have tried macs and don't like them, says the crap breaks all the time and everyone I know 'in person' with macs has had mucho fucked up shit ... enquiring minds want to know?????? so what's the skinny??? is there a clause in the TOS when you buy a mac????


DeanCapture 11-11-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20286130)
Yet, here you are in other threads being upset about us "mackys" :upsidedow:upsidedow

GrapeSoda just gets bored and then tries to figure out ways to get people fired up. If talking shit about Mac boys will do it - he's happy to engage. I think he's addicted to conflict personally. He can't go a day without either starting it or being involved in it. I wish he'd get out of the woods before all that boredom gets the best of him :winkwink:

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20286130)
Yet, here you are in other threads being upset about us "mackys" :upsidedow:upsidedow

dude, look how much trouble you went to trying to alleviate your shame... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 20286134)
GrapeSoda just gets bored and then tries to figure out ways to get people fired up. If talking shit about Mac boys will do it - he's happy to engage. I think he's addicted to conflict personally. He can't go a day without either starting it or being involved in it. I wish he'd get out of the woods before all that boredom gets the best of him :winkwink:

just such an easy target :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 11-11-2014 04:44 PM

GS and I do the same thing. Stir the pot.

DamageX 11-12-2014 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20286063)
All that matters is be happy with what you have. If you are happy as a Windows or Linux user, awesome, more power to you. But get off my dick about being a Mac user.

If Mac users could SHUT THE FUCK UP about how Apple's shit doesn't smell, then I bet not many people would have a problem with what they're using. :)

woj 11-12-2014 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20286500)
If Mac users could SHUT THE FUCK UP about how Apple's shit doesn't smell, then I bet not many people would have a problem with what they're using. :)

that's exactly it...

if mac users were fanatical about their cars instead of computers, it would go something like this:

"I went to pick up my kids from school in my chevy"
"so I was driving in my chevy, and this guy almost crashed into me"
"Hey, I'll be late, I'm stuck in traffic in my chevy"
"oh? you are going to get your oil changed? I have never changed oil in my chevy and it still runs great!"
"I'll pick you up at 8, in my chevy"...
"I turn the ignition, and my chevy 'just works'"

or if they were fanatical about tools:

"so I was fixing my kids bike with my craftsman tool set"
"I put together some furniture today, with my crafstman screw driver.."

etc. etc... :1orglaugh

just think about it... would a normal person EVER mention the fact that they used a craftsman screw driver when putting together furniture? then why would anyone EVER mention they used a mac when sending out an email?

mineistaken 11-12-2014 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20286500)
If Mac users could SHUT THE FUCK UP about how Apple's shit doesn't smell, then I bet not many people would have a problem with what they're using. :)

Well said, fine sire :thumbsup

mineistaken 11-12-2014 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 20286731)
that's exactly it...

if mac users were fanatical about their cars instead of computers, it would go something like this:

"I went to pick up my kids from school in my chevy"
"so I was driving in my chevy, and this guy almost crashed into me"
"Hey, I'll be late, I'm stuck in traffic in my chevy"
"oh? you are going to get your oil changed? I have never changed oil in my chevy and it still runs great!"
"I'll pick you up at 8, in my chevy"...
"I turn the ignition, and my chevy 'just works'"

or if they were fanatical about tools:

"so I was fixing my kids bike with my craftsman tool set"
"I put together some furniture today, with my crafstman screw driver.."

etc. etc... :1orglaugh

just think about it... would a normal person EVER mention the fact that they used a craftsman screw driver when putting together furniture? then why would anyone EVER mention they used a mac when sending out an email?

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

seeric 11-12-2014 10:26 AM

Makes sense. If your existence is challenged by using inferior equipment, attack the base that uses superior equipment. You just solved PC vs. Mac. Why didn't anyone say this before. Could have ended this whole thing 20 years ago.

:1orglaugh

Sly 11-12-2014 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20287004)
Makes sense. If your existence is challenged by using inferior equipment, attack the base that uses superior equipment. You just solved PC vs. Mac. Why didn't anyone say this before. Could have ended this whole thing 20 years ago.

:1orglaugh

Blue Pen Owner: I don't like your red pen because it sucks.

Red Pen Owner: Okay, I like my red pen. It's nice.

Blue Pen Owner: Yeah but it sucks, you paid way too much money for it. How stupid are you?

Red Pen Owner: I don't know. It writes nice. It's pretty. I like it. Feels nice in my hand. It's a nice pen.

Blue Pen Owner: You really are stupid, aren't you? How could you possibly be willing to pay more money for a red pen than a blue pen. The blue pen is just as good as the red pen. Idiot.

Red Pen Owner: If you say so, but I like my red pen. It writes nice, it's pretty, hasn't failed me yet.

Blue Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it!

Red Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. I'm happy, I like my pen, I may have paid a little more money but I don't really care, I have no complaints, I'm not poking you with my pen, but for whatever reason you are angry and keep telling me that my red pen sucks. You're absolutely right. I'm the idiot.

Blue Pen Owner: IDIOT!

seeric 11-12-2014 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20287017)
Blue Pen Owner: I don't like your red pen because it sucks.

Red Pen Owner: Okay, I like my red pen. It's nice.

Blue Pen Owner: Yeah but it sucks, you paid way too much money for it. How stupid are you?

Red Pen Owner: I don't know. It writes nice. It's pretty. I like it. Feels nice in my hand. It's a nice pen.

Blue Pen Owner: You really are stupid, aren't you? How could you possibly be willing to pay more money for a red pen than a blue pen. The blue pen is just as good as the red pen. Idiot.

Red Pen Owner: If you say so, but I like my red pen. It writes nice, it's pretty, hasn't failed me yet.

Blue Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it!

Red Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. I'm happy, I like my pen, I may have paid a little more money but I don't really care, I have no complaints, I'm not poking you with my pen, but for whatever reason you are angry and keep telling me that my red pen sucks. You're absolutely right. I'm the idiot.

Blue Pen Owner: IDIOT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...nailed-it1.gif

dicknipples 11-12-2014 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20287017)
Blue Pen Owner: I don't like your red pen because it sucks.

Red Pen Owner: Okay, I like my red pen. It's nice.

Blue Pen Owner: Yeah but it sucks, you paid way too much money for it. How stupid are you?

Red Pen Owner: I don't know. It writes nice. It's pretty. I like it. Feels nice in my hand. It's a nice pen.

Blue Pen Owner: You really are stupid, aren't you? How could you possibly be willing to pay more money for a red pen than a blue pen. The blue pen is just as good as the red pen. Idiot.

Red Pen Owner: If you say so, but I like my red pen. It writes nice, it's pretty, hasn't failed me yet.

Blue Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it!

Red Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. I'm happy, I like my pen, I may have paid a little more money but I don't really care, I have no complaints, I'm not poking you with my pen, but for whatever reason you are angry and keep telling me that my red pen sucks. You're absolutely right. I'm the idiot.

Blue Pen Owner: IDIOT!

http://i.imgur.com/vESj1.gif

_Richard_ 11-12-2014 12:03 PM

Red Pen Owner: I can't wait for my red pen volume 16516516851. Its going to be the best ever, it comes with all these gadgets and it JUST WORKS

Blue Pen Owner: Sigh. 3 months is over already eh? Hey, i thought Volume 16516516850 was the best ever?

Red Pen Owner: It was the best ever! This is just the CONTINUATION of BEING the best ever! How dare you question the great and mighty apple?

Blue Pen Owner: yes i am sorry for questioning the great and mighty apple

Red Pen Owner: You idiots always come in our endless supply of 'new update/new gadget' circle jerks and QUESTION our views of the world!

Blue Pen Owner: Public discourse has a bad habit of inviting public discourse..

Red Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it! Probably because of your inferior products!

Blue Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. But for shits and giggles, apple sucks

Blue Pen Owner: http://media.giphy.com/media/10gJ56utzyJPYk/giphy.gif

dicknipples 11-12-2014 12:10 PM

Red Pen Owner: I just bought a red pen and I love it, anyone have any good suggestions on clips that are made for it I can buy?

Blue Pen Owner: Omg you idiot I can buy a blue pen with the same clips and better color cartridges I can swap out and even be a purple pen! You're all sheep over spending on your pens!

Red Pen Owner: I like my red pen and sure I can customize it more if I bought a blue pen, but I don't care to customize it and am happy with my red pen.

Blue Pen Owner: ANYONE ELSE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT RED PENS OMG EVERY DAY A NEW RED PEN THREAD, WHY DO RED PEN OWNERS ALWAYS HAVE TO SPECIFY THEY ARE RED PEN OWNERS?!?!

Red Pen Owner: Calm down man, I like my red pen and choose to spend my money on it, if you like your blue pen, cool.

Blue Pen Owner: idiot sheep crapple steve jobs dick sucker blah blah blah *incoherent rambling*


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