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mineistaken 11-29-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

DVTimes 11-29-2014 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306032)
Because we do not assume, considering it doesn't say "No point of sale before 8am" :2 cents:


OK Gary.

rogueteens 11-29-2014 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20305917)
Gary it just means that they do not do checks before 8am.

How do you not get that???????????

Sorry, your still pretending to be Nat to avoid your ban.

:) Admit it, your post would have been different if you hadn't read the whole thread!

aka123 11-29-2014 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

Common sense.

Merica has all kinds of weird shit if you ask me, but they assume you having some common sense, at least if there is a warning about it: "Things may look different if you use common sense." :)

NatalieK 11-29-2014 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20306096)
Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

This ^

'No sale on this item before 8am' would be been more apparent :thumbsup

dyna mo 11-29-2014 01:26 PM

oh noes, the wordings is all wrongs for the cheeky brits who need to feel that this ad is a sweeping example of the gun mentality of Americans.

OK, if you need to think that, have at it, we give out guns to criminals before 8am. tell all your friends about this big bad Murica fuck yeah loophole you figured out all on your own.

we obviously need to follow in your footsteps on controlling each other. thanks for spreading the word.
http://www.conservativeactionalerts....hariazn-lg.jpg

baddog 11-29-2014 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20304903)
That should seem pretty obvious to even the dumbest poster on this forum.

Wishful thinking

baddog 11-29-2014 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20306201)
Common sense.

This is why they must put "hot" on packaging of hot coffee and hot cherry pies. Common sense isn't as common as one might hope.

baddog 11-29-2014 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20305987)
no, it's time for you to learn how to read and form cohesive thought patterns based on what you've just read.

I've said it before, am sure I will say it again; you know who you are talking to?

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306032)
Because we do not assume, considering it doesn't say "No point of sale before 8am" :2 cents:

That's why we only sell them here; you guys can't figure out the obvious.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20306059)
so your'e saying for 7 hours each and every day it's a free for all, guns for everybody, no background check required!

nice loophole. a republican did that.

shhhh, too much publicity and they will plug it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20306096)
Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

No, you are making tons of assumptions. Number one, and I realize it may be different in England, but ad and add are not the same. I hate to be a grammar Nazi but your assumptions made me do it.

You can buy the gun any time you want, that does not mean you can take it home because background checks are not available 24 hours a day. This actually worked to my advantage on Christmas day, sometime in the early 90's.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20306180)
:) Admit it, your post would have been different if you hadn't read the whole thread!

No doubt.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

You can purchase it before 8:00 AM, you just cannot take it home until after 8:00 AM . . . duh :1orglaugh
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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

See above.

baddog 11-29-2014 10:05 PM

Just an FYI: My hick fiancee, who has never even touched a gun, knew that the ad meant you would have to come back later to get the gun.

Seth Manson 11-29-2014 10:13 PM

50 black rifles

Seriously, guns have always been legal for purchase in this country. Maybe it's time everyone else gets over it.

myjah 11-29-2014 11:15 PM

Baddog, I'm not sure what you are telling me to 'see' above. You cannot purchase this gun until after 8am. Perhaps you can put your money down for it but you cannot actually have it until after 8am because they have to do the mandatory bg check.

Even if they allow you to pre-pay, if you fail the bg check, you can't take it home.

baddog 11-29-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306688)
Baddog, I'm not sure what you are telling me to 'see' above. You cannot purchase this gun until after 8am. Perhaps you can put your money down for it but you cannot actually have it until after 8am because they have to do the mandatory bg check.

Even if they allow you to pre-pay, if you fail the bg check, you can't take it home.

Pretty sure that is what I said. Happy holidays.

L-Pink 11-29-2014 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306688)
Baddog, I'm not sure what you are telling me to 'see' above. You cannot purchase this gun until after 8am. Perhaps you can put your money down for it but you cannot actually have it until after 8am because they have to do the mandatory bg check.

Even if they allow you to pre-pay, if you fail the bg check, you can't take it home.

I don't think Baddog needs help understanding how to buy a gun.

baddog 11-29-2014 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20306690)
I don't think Baddog needs help understanding how to buy a gun.

South Central is only 15-20 minutes away at this hour.

myjah 11-30-2014 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20306689)
Pretty sure that is what I said. Happy holidays.

Yeah, I figured I was misunderstanding and taking your post the wrong way.

Happy Holidays to you as well :)

georgeyw 11-30-2014 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20306339)
This is why they must put "hot" on packaging of hot coffee and hot cherry pies. Common sense isn't as common as one might hope.

You mean, this is why they have to put *do not iron skin (including face)* on an iron :2 cents: :thumbsup

DVTimes 11-30-2014 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20306669)
50 black rifles

Seriously, guns have always been legal for purchase in this country. Maybe it's time everyone else gets over it.

Gary (the one that posted this, who is pretending to be nat to avoid hi ban for posting underage girls) is not too bright.

NatalieK 11-30-2014 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20306276)
oh noes, the wordings is all wrongs for the cheeky brits who need to feel that this ad is a sweeping example of the gun mentality of Americans.

OK, if you need to think that, have at it, we give out guns to criminals before 8am. tell all your friends about this big bad Murica fuck yeah loophole you figured out all on your own.

we obviously need to follow in your footsteps on controlling each other. thanks for spreading the word.
http://www.conservativeactionalerts....hariazn-lg.jpg

Erm, hang on? At no point do we or have we mentioned that this is an American stereotype drama. I see it on twitter & thought it was funny. We wanted to share :thumbsup

It is an ad print mistake to one shop, it should have said "no point of sale before 8am" instead of explaining why.

It isn't directed to merica, merely the one shop. No need to get your panties in a twist.

NatalieK 11-30-2014 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306688)
Baddog, I'm not sure what you are telling me to 'see' above. You cannot purchase this gun until after 8am. Perhaps you can put your money down for it but you cannot actually have it until after 8am because they have to do the mandatory bg check.

Even if they allow you to pre-pay, if you fail the bg check, you can't take it home.

Although this is all assumption?

Let's just stick to the thread & facts. The ad has not been explained properly & is funny :2 cents:

myjah 11-30-2014 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306763)
Although this is all assumption?

Let's just stick to the thread & facts. The ad has not been explained properly & is funny :2 cents:

you tried to make a joke and it went wrong. those are the facts.

(and i'm concerned a bit at your deduction skills)

NatalieK 11-30-2014 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306791)
you tried to make a joke and it went wrong. those are the facts.

(and i'm concerned a bit at your deduction skills)

gone wrong? no, you've just taken this thread to heart :2 cents:

It's still funny! The ad states the gun's for sale, they're open at 6am, unlike people thought from the start, & they don't check on your credentials until 8am.

So it sounds like you can buy the gun with no credential checks before 8am, now that's still funny & this is the point. It's funny, cheer up :thumbsup

NatalieK 11-30-2014 05:33 AM


myjah 11-30-2014 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306795)
gone wrong? no, you've just taken this thread to heart :2 cents:

It's still funny! The ad states the gun's for sale, they're open at 6am, unlike people thought from the start, & they don't check on your credentials until 8am.

So it sounds like you can buy the gun with no credential checks before 8am, now that's still funny & this is the point. It's funny, cheer up :thumbsup

you really are that stupid, aren't you?

DVTimes 11-30-2014 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306805)
you really are that stupid, aren't you?

Yes Gary is this thick.

Does anyone really believe its nat posting and not Gary to avoid Gary's ban for posting underaged girls.

NatalieK 11-30-2014 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306805)
you really are that stupid, aren't you?

No, we're not stupid. Thanks for asking a stupid question.

We'll just stick to the thread & appreciate typo, miss prints & stupid things are wrote on ads :thumbsup

NatalieK 11-30-2014 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20306810)
ban for posting underaged girls.

You really need to stop posting lies. My partner posted a legal, legit photo of a model who's age was above the legal age. He asked a controversial question regarding the age of an actress, as she looked younger than 18 although over the age.

Continue as you may but do expect to be asked to post proof or be banned. Had enough of your lies, trolling & disgusting behaviour :2 cents:

baddog 11-30-2014 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20306725)
You mean, this is why they have to put *do not iron skin (including face)* on an iron :2 cents: :thumbsup

If that is indeed a warning found on irons, yes. I suspect they had Gspot in mind when they added that.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306760)

It is an ad print mistake to one shop, it should have said "no point of sale before 8am" instead of explaining why.

The funny thing is that no matter how many times it has been explained to you, you do not get it. You can purchase it before 8; you just cannot leave the store with it.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306763)
Although this is all assumption?

No, it is not an assumption. It is fact; big difference

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306795)
gone wrong? no, you've just taken this thread to heart :2 cents:

It's still funny! The ad states the gun's for sale, they're open at 6am, unlike people thought from the start, & they don't check on your credentials until 8am.

So it sounds like you can buy the gun with no credential checks before 8am, now that's still funny & this is the point. It's funny, cheer up :thumbsup

No it does not sound like that expect perhaps to a dolt such as yourself.

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20306805)
you really are that stupid, aren't you?

That must be a rhetorical question, I think they have answered that question multiple times in this thread alone.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306812)
No, we're not stupid. Thanks for asking a stupid question.

We'll just stick to the thread & appreciate typo, miss prints & stupid things are wrote on ads :thumbsup

Yes, you are stupid. It is not a typo or a MISPRINT, you are just too stupid to understand that.

baddog 11-30-2014 10:46 AM

Gspot, I think I can show you just how dumb you are.

I don't think you will argue the fact that DV Times is not exactly what one might describe as smart as a brick. Can we agree on that?

Now, even though he has the same mental ability as a brick, he was able to read the explanation and come to the logical conclusion that just because you can purchase a weapon at 6 AM, it does not mean you can take it home with you until after 8 AM.

You on the other hand still insist is it a typo, error, misprint. That clearly makes DV smarter than you.

How does that make you feel?

JD 11-30-2014 10:59 AM

I really wish being stupid hurt.

MaDalton 11-30-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306812)
No, we're not stupid. Thanks for asking a stupid question.

We'll just stick to the thread & appreciate typo, miss prints & stupid things are wrote on ads :thumbsup

for the love of whatever you believe in - can you please stop posting as "we" - you are not the king (or queen) of England - which would be the only acceptable exception

thank you.

VikingMan 11-30-2014 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306799)

that was hilarious

pornmasta 11-30-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20306276)

Sharia ? cool this is gonna be fun

NatalieK 11-30-2014 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20307080)
for the love of whatever you believe in - can you please stop posting as "we" - you are not the king (or queen) of England - which would be the only acceptable exception

thank you.


we

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3tKOMnIUAAwj41.jpg
https://twitter.com/TheNatalieK/stat...06190983458817

no mention of royalty just us :thumbsup

TeenCat 11-30-2014 12:16 PM

hope one day the guns will be for free and all those gun loving idiots will kill each other ...

aka123 11-30-2014 12:18 PM

We (me and that squirrel) think that this is a bit funny. Although I do all the writing, but the squirrel is participating in spirit, thus we. :)

dyna mo 11-30-2014 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20307128)
hope one day the guns will be for free and all those gun loving idiots will kill each other ...

now see, that's the spirit. we'll kill each other leaving the world to people like you who hope people you judge get murdered.

it'll be a better world with that sort of logic.

MaDalton 11-30-2014 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20307122)

then get 2 accounts. this is retarded.

NatalieK 11-30-2014 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20307061)
Yes, you are stupid. It is not a typo or a MISPRINT, you are just too stupid to understand that.

A serious lack of humour ^ :2 cents:

DVTimes 11-30-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306814)
You really need to stop posting lies. My partner posted a legal, legit photo of a model who's age was above the legal age. He asked a controversial question regarding the age of an actress, as she looked younger than 18 although over the age.

Continue as you may but do expect to be asked to post proof or be banned. Had enough of your lies, trolling & disgusting behaviour :2 cents:

Did you not get banned for posting underaged girls Gary?

If you did not then why was you banned?

Please can you stop pretending to be Nat as no one believes it.

Please tell us Gary why you were banned then.


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