Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 20318015)

May not be funny but it makes me smile.

https://www.wired.com/2014/12/pirate...ed-taken-down/

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20318504)

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Originally Posted by simina (Post 20318956)

A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20319117)

What about this: Hungary plans to do drug tests on all students between the age of 12-18, plus all journalists and politicians, annually. Oh wait - this is not a joke. :pimp

Originally Posted by keysync (Post 20319261)

I was fucking gutted when my vasectomy failed.
I had NO intentions of being a father again.
Imagine my surprise when my son was born and found that a failed vasectomy also causes the kid to be black..

Originally Posted by thecatwrites (Post 20319833)

free is always good, is it?

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 20316357)

gofuckyourself.com "where the industry meets"

Originally Posted by SekobA (Post 20320346)

and who's the lucky winner

Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20316372)

Whats Forrest Gump's password?



1Forrest1

Originally Posted by romeo22 (Post 20322484)

you gonna send it to me just you dont know it at this moment

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20324112)

A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20324161)

LMFAO, good one! :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20324189)

why do women get their periods?

because they fucking deserve them

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20324112)

A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20324219)

Glad you liked it. Hope it was funny enough to have the Tshirt, would love to wear it on a shoot, happy to do a fansign with it half off for you too DamageX :winkwink:

Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20316372)

Whats Forrest Gump's password?



1Forrest1

Originally Posted by simina (Post 20318956)

A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20317429)

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small
commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do
something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45
years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,
and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents
to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd
house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her
upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when
they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge
breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of
coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best
day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to
ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and
he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20324487)

Winner winner, chicken dinner! Get in touch with Sly to get your t-shirt, make sure you reference to this thread. Looking forward to that shoot. :winkwink:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20319828)

:1orglaugh



Is that even constitutional?!?! :Oh crap



So this is you then?

https://bifactor.files.wordpress.com...55280dbfdc.jpg

So fucking owned! :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20326053)

congrats to winners.