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H-Tom 04-07-2015 04:52 AM

Looks awesome, not so fake like this CGI only crap - Jurassic World.

SekobA 04-07-2015 09:47 AM

Another on my list

bronco67 05-12-2015 05:38 AM

Reviews are off the charts good so far. The word "masterpiece" is getting thrown around.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) - Rotten Tomatoes

bronco67 05-15-2015 06:02 AM

174 reviews and there's two trolls keeping from 100%. Almost unheard of rating. What's the chances that those two critics are assholes?

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:40 AM

That movie sucked. I could put up with about 45 minutes before I turned it off. Waste of time. Not even the cheesy action is done right. Kinda childish in a way; an action movie for kids.

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20474825)
174 reviews and there's two trolls keeping from 100%. Almost unheard of rating. What's the chances that those two critics are assholes?

What's the chances your taste in movies are complete crap? Since you like just about every new shit movie that comes out, I would say high.

Oh, btw. no offense.

Rob 09-05-2015 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571316)
That movie sucked. I could put up with about 45 minutes before I turned it off. Waste of time. Not even the cheesy action is done right. Kinda childish in a way; an action movie for kids.

I respectfully disagree. I thought it was a great film and a very successful reboot. I'm looking forward to the sequels. :thumbsup

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:50 AM

I'm too lazy so I'm gonna copy and paste from IMDB how I felt about this movie:

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First off, this is another movie in which the action sequences last so long that you can go to the bathroom, get a soda, come back and still find the same people fighting the same fights you saw begin 15 minutes earlier. Personally, these type of action movies bore me to tears, because the story has to stop moving every time we watch one of these extended action sequences.
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In the previous movies, fuel and guns and bullets were rare. Not anymore. It doesn't even seem Post-Apocalyptic. There's no sense of desperation anymore and everything is too glossy looking. And the main villain's super model looking wives with their perfect skin are about as convincing as apocalyptic survivors as Hardy's Australian accent is.
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Some of the green screen is very obvious and fake looking, and the CGI sandstorm is laughably bad.
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I can't believe why people like this movie unless you're a fan of no-brainer action-packed movies without a story. 2 hours of non stop rubbish without dialogue.
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Absolute rubbish. This movie caters to 13-year olds (sorry 13-y olds, no offense). Skulls on the cars - cool (sorry, the correct spelling is KOOL)! Skull on the steering wheel - KOOL! Ordinary spears causing explosions every time they hit something - KOOL! Silly masks just for the sake of being silly - KOOL! Guy playing a flame-throwing guitar on a truck while chasing and everybody shooting - KOOL! Explosion - KOOL! Another explosion 1 sec later KOOL!!! And another one another second later - SUPER KOOL! You get the picture...

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20571328)
I respectfully disagree. I thought it was a great film and a very successful reboot. I'm looking forward to the sequels. :thumbsup

Please do tell me what was so great about it?

Sly 09-05-2015 11:52 AM

When did this become a bad thing?

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First off, this is another movie in which the action sequences last so long that you can go to the bathroom, get a soda, come back and still find the same people fighting the same fights you saw begin 15 minutes earlier.

dyna mo 09-05-2015 11:55 AM

timely bump, was just pondering snagging the blue ray but was wondering if it's okay enough on a tele after watching this in imax 3d Ex

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20571336)
When did this become a bad thing?


Probably when I turned 16.

Seriously, though, you guys are the reason Hollywood makes one decent movie every 5 years and went completely downhill after the 90s.

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20571336)
When did this become a bad thing?

Also, you left out the rest of my quote, the most important part.

Sly 09-05-2015 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571346)
Probably when I turned 16.

Seriously, though, you guys are the reason Hollywood makes one decent movie every 5 years and went completely downhill after the 90s.

I suggest you round up the rest of you that like boring movies and have them start going to the boring movies more often so that they start making money and then Hollywood can make more of your boring movies. The rest of us that like watching things blow up seem to be driving their economy.

Darn.

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20571358)
I suggest you round up the rest of you that like boring movies and have them start going to the boring movies more often so that they start making money and then Hollywood can make more of your boring movies. The rest of us that like watching things blow up seem to be driving their economy.

Darn.

The obvious problem is you think things have to blow up every 5 minutes otherwise it's a "boring" movie. For me, too much action is boring. That's the interesting thing about action in stories, if you use it sparingly and at the precise moments, its effects are much, much more powerful.

DraX 09-05-2015 03:25 PM

So far this movie year has been awful, but something tells me it will end the year with a bang! :thumbsup

kane 09-05-2015 03:59 PM

I watched it last night. I thought it was good. I didn't think it was as good as all the hype made it out to be, but I enjoyed it, thought it was visually very interesting and I am glad I saw it.

georgeyw 09-05-2015 04:07 PM

Worst movie ever made, so bad, it was horrendously bad.

dyna mo 09-05-2015 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 20571487)
I watched it last night. I thought it was good. I didn't think it was as good as all the hype made it out to be, but I enjoyed it, thought it was visually very interesting and I am glad I saw it.

That's why I'm hesitant to get the bluray, the film was quite the spectacle on imax but ....

CaptainHowdy 09-05-2015 04:12 PM

It was plain stupid ...

bronco67 09-05-2015 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571368)
The obvious problem is you think things have to blow up every 5 minutes otherwise it's a "boring" movie. For me, too much action is boring. That's the interesting thing about action in stories, if you use it sparingly and at the precise moments, its effects are much, much more powerful.

You still trolling this thread you miserable, joyless prick?

The consensus is that this movie is good. That's already been determined by people who actually like, and pay to go see movies. Not download it and "turn it off" after 45 minutes.

I hope you find some way to find enjoyment in your life. Actually, I don't.

And trust me...I watch and enjoy far more "slow" movies that you do.

bmwracer41 09-05-2015 04:14 PM

sorry, the movie was garbage....I hate Mel Gibson but this was a joke

bronco67 09-05-2015 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20571343)
timely bump, was just pondering snagging the blue ray but was wondering if it's okay enough on a tele after watching this in imax 3d Ex

getting a re-release in imax 3d again next weekend. Going to check that out before a BLU Ray rewatch.

kane 09-05-2015 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571499)
You still trolling this thread you miserable, joyless prick?

The consensus is that this movie is good. That's already been determined by people who actually like, and pay to go see movies. Not download it and "turn it off" after 45 minutes.

I hope you find some way to find enjoyment in your life. Actually, I don't.

And trust me...I watch and enjoy far more "slow" movies that you do.

You have to take J. Falcon with a grain of salt. Remember, this is the guy who not too long ago made a post declaring that Scorsese, Tarantino, Spielberg, Christopher Nolan and P.T. Anderson are the five more overrated directors of all time.

Most things in life, including, movies, TV, music, food, clothes etc are all subjective. To me J.Falcon comes off like one of those guys who likes a band until they get popular then hates them because they sold out and needs to tell everyone how he liked them first.

bronco67 09-05-2015 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 20571585)
You have to take J. Falcon with a grain of salt. Remember, this is the guy who not too long ago made a post declaring that Scorsese, Tarantino, Spielberg, Christopher Nolan and P.T. Anderson are the five more overrated directors of all time.

Most things in life, including, movies, TV, music, food, clothes etc are all subjective. To me J.Falcon comes off like one of those guys who likes a band until they get popular then hates them because they sold out and needs to tell everyone how he liked them first.

Oh I see. So he's one of those critics, except he hates everything that's good.

dyna mo 09-05-2015 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571502)
getting a re-release in imax 3d again next weekend. Going to check that out before a BLU Ray rewatch.

Thanks for the heads up, I'm thinking of going back to check it out. My last foray to the theater was terminator genisys.

PornSEO 09-05-2015 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571502)
getting a re-release in imax 3d again next weekend. Going to check that out before a BLU Ray rewatch.

Sounds like a plan... Its worth watching.

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571499)
You still trolling this thread you miserable, joyless prick?

The consensus is that this movie is good. That's already been determined by people who actually like, and pay to go see movies. Not download it and "turn it off" after 45 minutes.

I hope you find some way to find enjoyment in your life. Actually, I don't.

And trust me...I watch and enjoy far more "slow" movies that you do.

Sorry, you must be too stupid to understand. Let me make it clearer:

Slow doesn't mean good. Fast doesn't mean bad. Movies are good because they actually make you think about something, doesn't matter what that is, if it's deep or superficial, relevant to your own experience or not. Mindless entertainment is why Hollywood makes the crap they make, so keep eating it up.

The consensus means shit, pretty sure anyone can agree.

J. Falcon 09-05-2015 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 20571585)
You have to take J. Falcon with a grain of salt. Remember, this is the guy who not too long ago made a post declaring that Scorsese, Tarantino, Spielberg, Christopher Nolan and P.T. Anderson are the five more overrated directors of all time.

Most things in life, including, movies, TV, music, food, clothes etc are all subjective. To me J.Falcon comes off like one of those guys who likes a band until they get popular then hates them because they sold out and needs to tell everyone how he liked them first.

You have me all wrong. I'm not like that at all. I just can't for the life of me believe what is considered a "great" movie these days. And for this garbage to be mentioned as a masterpiece is just mind boggling. We live in the fast food era of entertainment: we want things fast, cheap and tasty.

bronco67 09-05-2015 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571681)
Sorry, you must be too stupid to understand. Let me make it clearer:

Slow doesn't mean good. Fast doesn't mean bad. Movies are good because they actually make you think about something, doesn't matter what that is, if it's deep or superficial, relevant to your own experience or not. Mindless entertainment is why Hollywood makes the crap they make, so keep eating it up.

The consensus means shit, pretty sure anyone can agree.

So a piece of art like Fury Road (made by one of the greatest living filmmakers) isn't really about anything....because you don't have the ability to look beyond the action. But what am I talking about? You didn't even watch it because you're too cool.

It's a movie that told it's story through action, not dialogue -- exactly the way movies did before they had the luxury of sound. So it's more pure cinema than you give it credit for. Characters yapping for two hours don't make a good movie.

georgeyw 09-05-2015 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 20571585)
You have to take J. Falcon with a grain of salt. Remember, this is the guy who not too long ago made a post declaring that Scorsese, Tarantino, Spielberg, Christopher Nolan and P.T. Anderson are the five more overrated directors of all time.

Most things in life, including, movies, TV, music, food, clothes etc are all subjective. To me J.Falcon comes off like one of those guys who likes a band until they get popular then hates them because they sold out and needs to tell everyone how he liked them first.

The problem is, this movie was terrible, no way anyone could think it is a masterpiece. That is unless of course a masterpiece is a steaming pile of shit.

kane 09-05-2015 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571685)
You have me all wrong. I'm not like that at all. I just can't for the life of me believe what is considered a "great" movie these days. And for this garbage to be mentioned as a masterpiece is just mind boggling. We live in the fast food era of entertainment: we want things fast, cheap and tasty.

I will agree that I don't understand why people are calling it a masterpiece. I enjoyed and I think the word that might describe it best is cool, but to me it isn't a masterpiece.

RebelR 09-06-2015 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571737)
So a piece of art like Fury Road (made by one of the greatest living filmmakers) isn't really about anything....because you don't have the ability to look beyond the action. But what am I talking about? You didn't even watch it because you're too cool.

It's a movie that told it's story through action, not dialogue -- exactly the way movies did before they had the luxury of sound. So it's more pure cinema than you give it credit for. Characters yapping for two hours don't make a good movie.

That's just it though, I don't think the effectively told a good story through action. Given that I've seen the originals, it should have been easy for me to follow along, but I was left with too many unanswered questions with the back story. For me it felt like 2 hours of the continuation of the train scene from Thunder Dome. It never really felt like a reboot. The actors all did a fine job though.

J. Falcon 09-06-2015 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20571737)
So a piece of art like Fury Road (made by one of the greatest living filmmakers) isn't really about anything....because you don't have the ability to look beyond the action. But what am I talking about? You didn't even watch it because you're too cool.

It's a movie that told it's story through action, not dialogue -- exactly the way movies did before they had the luxury of sound. So it's more pure cinema than you give it credit for. Characters yapping for two hours don't make a good movie.

I guess it's a piece of art in the sense that all movies are art (in some way) but other than that, you calling this movie art is laughable. Your next problem is calling George Miller one of the greatest living filmmakers. Seriously?

I don't think it's not about anything. Of course it's about something. But the story is of little importance; what's important is the eye-candy: explosions, car chases, bizarre costumes, hot girls, futuristic weapons, and basically all the over-the-top bullshit. So if it's about anything, it's about holding the attention of someone who thinks watching 2 hours of that is entertaining.

Silent films didn't tell their stories through hyped up, mindless action. So I'm not sure what you're getting at here. But I'll take a silent flick over this garbage any day.

And about your last comment, it seems like you STILL don't understand what I'm saying. Characters don't have to talk throughout the whole movie for it to good. I love action in a movie, but like I said before: "That's the interesting thing about action in stories, if you use it sparingly and at the precise moments, its effects are much, much more powerful. "

:2 cents:

dyna mo 09-06-2015 08:00 AM

we rewatched interstellar last nite. talk about a slow-burn mind fuck. i got caught sighing and rolling my eyes several times over the plot/message. even though, it's still an entertaining flick.

J. Falcon 09-06-2015 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20571946)
we rewatched interstellar last nite. talk about a slow-burn mind fuck. i got caught sighing and rolling my eyes several times over the plot/message. even though, it's still an entertaining flick.

I hated that piece of shit too.

bronco67 09-06-2015 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20571946)
we rewatched interstellar last nite. talk about a slow-burn mind fuck. i got caught sighing and rolling my eyes several times over the plot/message. even though, it's still an entertaining flick.

That was my favorite movie of last year easily.

bronco67 09-06-2015 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20571950)
I hated that piece of shit too.

Why don't you give us some hints on what's a good movie? What did you like recently, oh Great Omnipotent Arbiter of Taste? I'm sure that whatever you list will make everything clear to us why you have such refined cinematic tastes.

J. Falcon 09-06-2015 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20572025)
That was my favorite movie of last year easily.

Another masterpiece, was it?

dyna mo 09-06-2015 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20572025)
That was my favorite movie of last year easily.

i hear ya. i'm not saying it's a bad movie at all, i didn't walk out on it at the theater nor felt like walking away from it last night. it is a cool movie. but i do think the morality play in it was contrived. as well as the conclusion- love solves equations. and i had forgotten mat damon comes out of nowhere! :helpme

again, not a bad movie and entertaining enough to keep my attention for what, 2.5 hours? long movie. i just didn't agree with the forced morality message and the plot points required to set that up. murphy for instance, just not a welldone character development for her. her love for her dad was so strong she rejected him at the most crucial point in both their lives and continued that rejection for decades ultimately turning that into a belief her dad abandoned her? simply to setup the conclusion that love solves everything. then to have her on her death bed basically reject her dad when he shows up? that's weird.

also, i brought it up in this thread because i think it's a good counter to fury road.


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