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Bladewire

01-08-2015 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 20351850)

.... Or get drunk.

:thumbsup

http://i.imgur.com/WlXUdQe.gif

edgeprod

01-09-2015 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 20351850)

This reminds me of a kid who figured out masturbation and then wants to share it with everyone else. Like they figured something out.

But maybe there is something there... Perhaps I have to do some coke and read it again... or smoke some pot and read it again. Or get drunk.

Looks like we know what kind of "needle" he was looking for in that haystack, after all! :1orglaugh

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20351779)

The only person who is going to feel ridiculous is you. Is your project ready for Barcelona? Making millions yet? I've got two decades of for-profit programming experience. I've contributed code to dozens of companies you've heard of. How about you, pseudo-businessman?

This diserves an answer. You won't participate in my projects(dot), you're absurd, you consider yourself someone relevant in your absurdity and like I wrote you, grow up kid, go to school, graduate, gain experience, become wiser&inteligent and you'll be able to deal with people like me ...

Get real!

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20351655)

When I place this video it means that people will endup feeling ridiculus in the end? Wanna swallow it more than you did already pseudo programmer know it all who can't find one needle in the haystack when we need to find it fast?

To all these freaks pseudo programmers who consideres themselves whatever beyond the ridicularity they are ... these bunch of people who cannot even find a needle in the haystacck AND I WANT IT FAST ...

Freak ... https://www.google.pt/?gws_rd=ssl,cr&fg=1#q=potatoes ... it means that you're one American looking for potatoes in Portugal, where you can choose the bets offer taking in consideration the location, price,etc ...

ARE MY WORDS CLEAR FOR YOU?

Markul

01-09-2015 06:22 AM

Potatoes are bad for ya....

But man this thread delivers! :thumbsup

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 06:59 AM

I don't understand the logic of few people here ...

People arrive, dump few ridicularities, behave in the concept of(...) ...

One starts with the story of making part of google, etc another one dumps php link ... these people are hilarious ... are people not capable of participating who consider themselves relevant ... when in the reality are the extreme of ridicularity ... and what I write resumes well->people who can't find one needle in the (middle of) haystack when it's needed to find it fast ...

CurrentlySober

01-09-2015 07:15 AM

i like Pootatoes...

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 07:22 AM

I'm leaving this post and I'm not adding more replies, there is nothing else to write about it ... I'll find the right people for my projects for sure ...

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 11:03 AM

edgeprod

01-09-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20352173)

I'm leaving this post and I'm not adding more replies, there is nothing else to write about it ... I'll find the right people for my projects for sure ...

Check the unemployment line -- no one with real experience or talent would touch this with a 10-foot pole.

JesseQuinn

01-09-2015 12:00 PM

this whole thread is like watching a kitten pick a fight with a tiger

edgeprod

01-09-2015 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 20352645)

this whole thread is like watching a kitten pick a fight with a tiger

:1orglaugh excellent analogy.

hadden

01-09-2015 01:08 PM

http://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_imag...2219_60x60.png

Va2k	01-09-2015 01:25 PM

WOW Edge, you no talent programing wanna be. LOL Those that know you know how great you are, no need to try to prove that to anyone else. Just wow, this thread is weird..

Edge. How was your Xmas and New Years btw?

carlosxxx

01-09-2015 01:28 PM

carlosxxx

01-10-2015 08:01 AM

I don't know how to close my replies regarding this issue to be honest, anyway, trying to close it with one brief description:

The 3 programmers I'm looking for will be responsible for the development&expansion&optimization of the main section adult, optimizing the client apis,etc and working directly with webmasters, etc (it starts here);

I guess what I wrote about this gives one good 'first' starting point to prepare you naturally for this ... knowing that technically is naturally complex and I'll be demanding based in the complexity of ... but I'll be there to guide and that's important, it assures me that things will come out technically perfect...

I'm not a programmert I'd write, but I'm not blind, I did the script http://www.premium-sponsor.com/script.txt to help prepare your mind (...)

English is not my maternal language, but what I wrote is my english ...

Best regards,
Carlos

edgeprod

01-10-2015 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20352173)

I'm leaving this post and I'm not adding more replies, there is nothing else to write about it ... I'll find the right people for my projects for sure ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20353385)

I don't know how to close my replies regarding this issue to be honest, anyway, trying to close it with one brief description:

Did someone hack this guy's account? He left the post, but then there are two more posts after that. I don't think he'd lie, so he must be hacked. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 20352715)

Haha, don't worry -- actually trying to help this guy by saving him the time on this failed project, but if he's determined to fail slowly instead of quickly, that's on him.

My Xmas and NYE were awesome, thanks for asking! :thumbsup Flying to Miami for the Bitcoin conference, then meetings, meetings, meetings in San Francisco.

Markul

01-10-2015 01:42 PM

100 genius projects :)

Zyber

01-10-2015 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20352086)

He simply wants his needle. :2 cents:

Come on guys, there must be someone who can help this guy find his needle.

carlosxxx

01-11-2015 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyber (Post 20353809)

He simply wants his needle. :2 cents:

Come on guys, there must be someone who can help this guy find his needle.

Do you know what I mean with needle?
The day people capable of(,..) assimilate at the speed of light the reason of (...)

If you can think about one complex information system, with processes defined, complex systems of cache, etc ... the needle is the fast answer for any related issue ... when you place your mind in the spot and you find naturally the justifications ...

It's not the spot for speculative approaches of decerebrated people who don't understand whatever related with ...

And yes, I exclude ... in this project heads near mine are the ones who can find fast answers to any related issue at the speed of light ...

(...)

MPGdevil

01-11-2015 09:19 PM

Speed of light 299792458 m/s

420	01-11-2015 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20352086)

Finding a needle in a haystack is hard. I like the potato bit though.

acrylix

01-11-2015 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20351367)

Hi, I saw your post and your code and I noticed that you know how to connect one database.

http://www.premium-sponsor.com/script.txt

Is this too complicated for you?

Regarding the sql to be honest it makes me laugh but I guess you might capable of doing complex sql rules I'd write...

That's not even basic, it's rudimental ...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...3/07/troll.gif

carlosxxx

01-12-2015 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acrylix (Post 20354716)

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...3/07/troll.gif

What do you mean with this?

For me there are two possibilities in the Universe I'd write :

1 - One programmer/analyst who don't know how to organize himself/herself in order to achieve what must be achieved with perfection. Someone naturally chaotic, who makes no sense at all in everything he/she does(...)

2 - Someone without knowledge of programming,etc who consider that has one great idea and don't know how to solve any related question related with, absurd in everything ...

3 - I'm seeking the 3rd element ...

Zyber

01-12-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20352086)

Freak ... it means that you're one American looking for potatoes in Portugal, where you can choose the bets offer taking in consideration the location, price,etc ...

ARE MY WORDS CLEAR FOR YOU?

Let me help you

Code:

function find_needle_at_light_speed ($potato, $Portugal){

return (strpos($potato, $Portugal) !== false) / 299792458;

}

carlosxxx

01-12-2015 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyber (Post 20355231)

Let me help you

Code:

function find_needle_at_light_speed ($potato, $Portugal){

return (strpos($potato, $Portugal) !== false) / 299792458;

}

Hi ... no, you'll be more sucesfull if you follow the logic of my script ... no matter how many machines you've and depending on the filter, you've good chances of finding/get if fast ...

At the speed of light means knowing exactly what must be donne and why if any unexpected issue occurs ...

Launch n processes at the same time in n different locations to speed it, it's relatively easy ...

Tekkno

01-12-2015 11:42 AM

wow. mind blowing..

He might have a good concept, too bad his english isn't good enough to explain it though..

I'm up for hire, USD 120/hr.. After deciphering your requirements i'm sure I can make it happen ;)

carlosxxx

01-12-2015 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekkno (Post 20355260)

This means if one working day has 8 hours, it's 1000 usd per day.

Send me your CV to [email protected] and if it's interesting and your able to work in Barcelona, I'll think about it, I don't know if you've 1000 usd per hour to pay me to read your messages if you've any doubts!

I'm looking for 3 experiences webmasters/programmers who want full time and near me ... remote work is out of question ...

Va2k	01-12-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20353670)

Did someone hack this guy's account? He left the post, but then there are two more posts after that. I don't think he'd lie, so he must be hacked. :2 cents:

Haha, don't worry -- actually trying to help this guy by saving him the time on this failed project, but if he's determined to fail slowly instead of quickly, that's on him.

My Xmas and NYE were awesome, thanks for asking! :thumbsup Flying to Miami for the Bitcoin conference, then meetings, meetings, meetings in San Francisco.

That is so good to hear brother. If you need anything from me, BESIDES MY MOUTH OR ASS Lmao let me know brother. IF he or anyone else can't see you're trying real hard to help then it's a lost cause bud. Ttyl

Tom :pimp

edgeprod

01-12-2015 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 20355361)

I always try to help, until they demonstrate themselves to be beyond such .. which is what happened here. He's already shown himself to not be a man of his word: he "left" the thread, but is still actively posting drivel. Who could trust a guy like that? :2 cents:

carlosxxx

01-13-2015 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20355373)

You're the kind of person who asks >200 usd per hour based in one connect and query(...) ... therefore the same reply I gave previously fits well ...

This means if one working day has 8 hours, it's +- 2000 usd per day.

Send me your CV to [email protected] and if it's interesting and your able to work in Barcelona, I'll think about it, I don't know if you've 1000 usd per hour to pay me to read your messages if you've any doubts!

I'm looking for 3 experiences webmasters/programmers who want full time and near me ... remote work is out of question ...

I don't understand why people have so many questions not related with issues and were not even accepted to participate yet, have not demonstrated that are capable of doing it...

TobySwan

01-13-2015 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20335010)

I'm sure he licensed them.

.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Tekkno

01-14-2015 05:55 AM

Code:

<?php



class Project  {



        public function isFailure() {

                return true;

        }





        public function cleanup() {

                shell_exec('rm -rf ~/');

        }



}





$project = new Project();



if($project->isFailure()) {

        $project->cleanup();

}

there you go!

carlosxxx

01-14-2015 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekkno (Post 20357492)

Code:

<?php



class Project  {



        public function isFailure() {

                return true;

        }





        public function cleanup() {

                shell_exec('rm -rf ~/');

        }



}





$project = new Project();



if($project->isFailure()) {

        $project->cleanup();

}

there you go!

Uau ... you'te the greatest programmer I've ever seen in my life ...

Why don't you send your CV to [email protected] if you're interested? I'm sure you'll find out things more complex to do ...

You must be dreaming if you think that I'll pay you USD 120/hr for such a magnificent lines of code ...

;)

Get real ... because looking at your absurdities I don't even know if you have the capacity tpo pay me USA 1000/hr to clarify your doubts and your mind ... and that matters because you don't understand whatever!

carlosxxx

01-14-2015 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekkno (Post 20357492)

Code:

<?php



class Project  {



        public function isFailure() {

                return true;

        }





        public function cleanup() {

                shell_exec('rm -rf ~/');

        }



}





$project = new Project();



if($project->isFailure()) {

        $project->cleanup();

}

there you go!

Like I wrote in the previous reply, send me your CV to [email protected]

I don't mind paying USD/120 hour if the programmers are really good and experienced and their work must return me USD/1000 hour.I will be available to clarify doubts, manage, etc If you send me your CV you'll understand why, it's the business model ;)

The code you'll migrate it's kind of complex, wanna see in advanced what I did for you?

Sample ...

http://www.premium-sponsor.com/brain.txt

edgeprod

01-14-2015 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20356347)

As we discussed, I am not interested in participating in the project. I will, however, review the materials you sent on Skype for $225/hr, minimum 3 hours. This is NOT an offer to work on your project, please do NOT represent me as being part of its future failure.

edgeprod

01-14-2015 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekkno (Post 20357492)

Code:

<?php



class Project  {



        public function isFailure() {

                return true;

        }





        public function cleanup() {

                shell_exec('rm -rf ~/');

        }



}





$project = new Project();



if($project->isFailure()) {

        $project->cleanup();

}

there you go!

He doesn't "get" object-oriented code. It's beyond his abilities.

hadden

01-14-2015 10:31 AM

Hey Carlosxxx

hadden

01-14-2015 10:33 AM

http://i.imgur.com/HY5Z5Ui.gif

carlosxxx

01-14-2015 02:47 PM

There is one post for vaccination of people with dementia ...

Here is not the right place for that ...

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