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100 moms backing their kids up even though they are banging teens when mom goes to get more milk from the store.
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This thread delivers!
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Donny is in deep.
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my issue is "it was gods plan" and the lack of personal responsibility |
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The Virgin Mary was most likely a teen mom, but that wasn?t taboo back then. Life expectancy was 45 to 50 years, and girls were married off as soon as they hit puberty. Some accounts say that Mary, a Jewish woman from Nazareth, may have been as young as 12. But the web site biblelessons4kidz.com puts her age at 14 or 15 How old Mary was when she had Jesus, and the answers*to other burning Christmas questions* - NY Daily News |
"According to the site, created by Christian parents who make Bible lessons kid-friendly, Mary was engaged to the carpenter Joseph when she was visited by the angel Gabriel. He told her she would be the mother of the Messiah. Joseph was later informed of the Immaculate conception by another angel in a dream, who told Joseph to marry Mary. He did, and her son Jesus was later born in Joseph?s hometown of Bethlehem" Having been forced to go to a private christian school when younger, i recognized this right away as the best damn way to not get killed by the girls parents for an unplanned pregnancy that anyone has ever thought of in the history of thinking. "oh, by 'my unwanted baby', you mean the Messiah?"... "No, we did not have sex Dad, leave Joe alone, this was God putting a baby into me and this baby is King of the Jews, so you better watch your attitude and make me a sandwich" What excuses do kids come up with nowadays? "Shit happens"... lame. |
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Sounds like more a case of divine rape. Cant find the model release or 2257 in the good book.
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You guys are so gross! That is not how any of this came aobut and Donny does not think heis the new Messiah!! None of these girls makeing the false accusations are even pregnant!
that video that some of you seem concerned about was innocent enough until you sick people started making it to be something it wasnot! Instead of fanning the flames you should find ways to help make sure the justice system doesn't convict another innocent man! What if this happened to you!! Many of you don't have Jesus in your life but maybe you should and you would be not so dark and much happier people. |
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That... would... be... FUCKING AWESOME!!! I mean, knowing that God is directly involved in my life and using me as part of his plan. You know, that is what you said. It's God. Gods will. God is working through Donny. Stop questioning God. It seems you are losing your faith? Or just a bit selective in how you apply it to your life... Anyhoo... i'm going to do my part as a sane person and just NOT live, and play and giggle half naked with underage girls on youtube. I'll just not put myself in a position to be accused of sexually assaulting them and raping them and continue to act as any sane person would. That is,... until God, in his wisdom, frames me for rape, according to his plan... as he works through me. |
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No thanks. |
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and if he's innocent but still sentenced, it's gods plan for him, right? so you have nothing to worry about, god will take care of it |
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Because we all know how god is benevolent. Oh, wait...:error |
Maybe there is a lonely guy with no cellmate in a California prison and he's the one who is getting his prayers answered?
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Best thread ever!
I didn't think anything could top Paris Hilton Sidekick getting hacked, they called Eminem, i mean...how could you top that, but Donnys Mom did. |
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Will someone please make an LOL Jesus captioned photo that relates to this situation?
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Well here's the thing: you gotta sin to be saved, right?
So maybe Donny was just sinning his ass off so God could save him. Sounds like the perfect plan. Does Donny call him mommy collect from jail? |
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"Many of you don't have Jesus in your life but maybe you should and you would be not so dark and much happier people."
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It's not a racial thang. Jesus runs a lightbulb exchange program. Bring him your tired 60w bulbs and he'll swap'em out for 100w. |
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1) I don't have sex with underage females. 2) I don't have sex with females. 3) To clarify, I also do not have sex with underage males. 4) I'm not a fucking dirtbag nutjob with a fucking dirtbag nutjob mother or, worse, some fucking dirtbag nutjob PRETENDING to be some fucking dirtbag nutjob's fucking dirtbag nutjob mother. Sidenote: In a former career, I worked in state prisons across the country. If anyone is unaware of the social structure therein, child molesters reeeeeeally need to watch their backs. Murderers, heroin dealers and gang leaders all rank higher and like to take their frustrations out on them. Not sure about California, but in some states, they're segregated for their own protection - which doesn't always make a difference. Lots of crafty felons in there... Sweet dreams! |
P.L. Kindig for life.
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Did santa bring donny coal? If so, he must be guilty.
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