Also keep your texts brief. Long texts suggest desperation. If she cancels a date or "hanging out" then just reply with "gay". I makes them wonder if you are mad or just indifferent. Hot girls respond well if they are left to wonder. Or you could say "you are buying drinks if we ever end up hanging out again". Also for put downs if I am not feeling creative or whatever I just call them dorks. I also say things like "Your dog freaking loves me, sorry about that" or "your dog thinks I am God" which implies their dog likes me more than them. I have had to hone my techniques since I gained weight and lost some of my good looks.

If you want to salvage this thing you have going with this girl then just do what she did to you. Meet up and then make an excuse of why you have to go. Be happy, dress a little better than usual. Make her wonder.

But like I said the best way is to just start seeing other women. They can smell it on you and they feel the need to compete. It drives hot girls crazy.

@op

dude...women are nothing special and, at best, average in bed...most of them age like fruit and so do most relationships...there is no such thing as a "special" woman...you will get bored after fucking it for 5 years no matter how hot she is...you will not find hapiness in kids or family because most kids are idiots and most fat wives suck balls...

the best you can do in life is to not be such a door mat who puts women on a pedestal, like its some sacred object...treat them like sneakers...you put sneakers on your feet and women on your dick...

make money, get pussy, move on to next pussy :2 cents:

Thats a good option :thumbsup

To use a photographer's analogy - I put advice to the lovelorn in the same category as when someone who buys a camera for the first time approaches me and says, "Hey, I just got a new camera. Can you tell me how to take pics like yours?"

As assholish as it likely sounds - I spent 50 years gaining experience and honing my skills, more often than not through trial-and-error. It's foolish to think Cliff Notes could encompass that.

Love and dealing with relationships is just like that. Trial and error - NOT going on an online forum and reading advice from a bunch of people I don't even know...and then trying to (probably badly) emulate what they suggest.

Just like photography, learn from your own mistakes - be self-aware enough to figure out what went wrong (and whether it's even your own fault)...and then try another approach. No one has the 'magic bullet' of advice that will solve the problem(s). It's within YOU. It all comes down to self-analysis and developing the ability to learn from your mistakes.

Move to a 3rd world country. Ask the hottest girl you see out to dinner. She'll say yes 9/10 times. If you aren't sick of her after a few days, have her semi-move in to your place. She'll do it in a second, because chances are she lives in a shithole with 25 girls crammed into three-bedrooms.

Don't compliment her. Say stuff like, "I kicked the last girl out of here because she gained 3 lbs. Keep her off balance. Then after three months, rinse and repeat. It's not a bad lifestyle.

Or you can go back to watching Jennifer Aniston movies fantasizing that you find a girl just like her. Your choice really.

BTW, this is my current live-in. Been here one month. Notice the foldaway closet in the picture. That's where she keeps her clothes with the suitcase on top. I ain't sharing my closet space and if I want her gone, it'll just take a quick call to security downstairs.

Grow some balls and be a dick. Works wonders.

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/thread :thumbsup Tell us what she cooks for you? Does she also clean?

I have a housekeeper who comes in 3 times a week, so cleaning isn't an issue - but I do give her shit about finding her hair all over the place.

Don't really cook at home, but she makes sure I have freshly squeezed juices in the fridge and healthy snacks. So I'll keep her around a little while longer.

And as you can see, I'm no oil painting, just have a few bucks and the right attitude.

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Hmm...a third-world shithole country, a whore from the projects and you're concerned with her stray hair in the apartment?

I'd be thinkin' more of STDs, crabs 'n lice.

Fair point. But this one was never a whore. Been with one guy since she was 14 (she's 20 now) and was working as a cashier in a restaurant when I charmed her away. Is she the best in bed? No. But she follows directions well and does the things that get me off. That's enough for me.

Yep and living in conservative Malaysia she took this picture trusting you would post and brag about it on an adult board. dick.

You've just killed it ...

She's not that hot and you need to lose some weight. A lot of weight. :2 cents:

This is a thread to help a guy get a little game going. Not to explain to him how fat losers can move to shithole countries and fuck desperate whores until they're tired of them.

Anyone with a personality can do just fine at home and get any girl they want... without money. Only desperate, immature, dysfunctional and insecure slobs with no personality think like you do.

Forgot I'm in KL in a couple of weeks. I should pop in to Mikey's Pizza and discuss her bedroom performances. Obviously she gave you her consent to post her pictures and doesn't mind right? cunt.

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Well that's always a good backup plan: go to a thrid world Asian country and even if you are an old fat asshole pig you can get a 20 year old girl/whore/desperate for a better life chick. Works great if you don't mind everyone everywhere looking at you and going "Ewwww".

Randyrandy = Ewwwww.

This thread went from zero-to-harsh in nothin' flat. :1orglaugh

Impressive. :thumbsup

Stop pursuing and forget about her. If she wants you she'll come back. One big thing chicks don't like is a guy who seems needy.

Start fucking other girls, and when she calls you can tell her to fuck off -- in the nicest way possible of course. The she'll start stalking you.

drink and cry like a bitch :1orglaugh :helpme :2 cents: ive been there it hurts and sum songs still trigger shit :(:helpme no lie

That's what happens when fat, disgusting pigs delude themselves into thinking that they're some type of role model and try to give advice while making everyone throw up in the process. :thumbsup

I thought you were much more libertine, Mr. Peadbody...

What songs? If you post the embeds of each of them right here in this thread, you will reclaim them as your own and won't have to risk them triggering shit in the future. Look at it as like an act of spiritual cleansing. We're here to help. :thumbsup

good reminder to keep ones private doings off this board...

True that.

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yes just as anybody can buy 20$ jeans for 1000$...he WAS trying to help the guy out and thell him that jeans are nothing special and you can get them for 20$ instead of 1000$ dig?

20$ aint much LOL..sheesh you would pay like 100$ for a dinner in a louse restaurant in the USA


and only insecure, pussified, wallets agree to fuck one and the same thing for like 20 years whilst she cock blocks you whilst you work your ass off to support the fattening of hers and then she multiplies and youre fucked :2 cents::thumbsup

dude...that guy with the live-in-whore gets his dick polished better than you do :2 cents: you are not really steering the OP in a good direction LOL

the guy with the live in whore is trying to fill a hole in himself that can never be filled and can't be filled by young girls. He's trying to mask the pain of never getting laid in school, being a late bloomer, being insecure and being morbidly obese, never having friends and never being popular by paying for the company of women that he could never attract otherwise and then telling himself that he's special.

I've spent over 10 years living in shithole countries seeing people like him daily. In Bangkok as one example, he's just one more in a long parade of sad and desperate middle aged slobs trying to find a young girl to roll around on and walking arm in arm down the street with a girl that looks 14 as everyone looks at him in disgust and talks about him and points at him when he's not looking.

Thats fine if you're disturbed or if thats your only chance to get laid in life. Every one that see's him and her knows exactly whats going on and exactly whats wrong with him and exactly why she is with him. He'd have you think its a choice. That he's going to use her and toss her out but the truth is, he has no other alternative. He couldn't meet a cute young girl any other way because he's weak. Because he's everything that turns girls off. He's paying for a whore who is compromising everything she might believe in and holding back each time she pukes in her mouth, so she can make a few bucks as she fakes a smile. Thats not a point to brag to friends and strangers about.

Most people, including the OP are looking for a fulfilling relationship, to be in love and to spend their time with someone they really care about and who equally cares about them. Nothing you have said is conducive to that end.

Come on! Don't be a pussy.

Is this one?

I hate to say it, but bang lot's of girls. It's the only way without drinking yourself to a slumber

Come on in. The first slice is on me.

Gross. I'd rather eat sushi pizza off a hot asian woman.

Ok, that was just fuckin' perfectly said.

Nice job - fine piece of insightful prose. :2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup

That's par for the course for this board. It amuses me when the losers here get butt-hurt because someone else is doing things on their terms. It's like when posters here go after other webmasters because they don't like the type of porn they're producing (ex. Max Hardcore).

Live and let live people. Do what makes you happy. Everyone has their own style and their own path to happiness. Discover yours and stop being judgmental of others and you'll live happier lives.

Everyone has their own preferences. Doesn't mean one is wrong and one is right. You would think someone with the handle 420 would be more open-minded. Just goes to show you. . .

Now that that's settled; how do you make chewy pizza crust without kneading the dough forever?

My preference is eating off a woman's body. I don't like eating off hairy men's bodies therefore gross.

So people who don't subscribe to the idea of middle-aged men banging and discarding third-world impoverished whores are judged to be butt-hurt "losers" - because they're being too judgmental? :helpme

If justifying it by saying it's 'on your terms' - where exactly would you draw the line in respect to being judgmental?

For instance - would you be judgmental of Donny Pauling and the allegations of him being a pedo? Or would you defend and deflect with "live and let live"?

Just curious...

thanx dude :( i cant do it

Thank you.

I have nothing to hide. I'm an open book. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not. - can't remember who said that first, but it's how I live my life.

Thank you.

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Use a higher gluten flour (13% +). I knead mine 9 minutes.