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pornmasta 01-23-2015 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20367824)
I can't stop thinking that Putin is a CIA or Mossad agent who was sent here to destroy the country from inside.

What makes you think that ?

crockett 01-23-2015 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20367619)
Where can i see a similar western world technology ?

That's way too easy.. The West had this technology in the 70's..




Hell I even had one.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 01-23-2015 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20368543)
That's way too easy.. The West had this technology in the 70's..




Hell I even had one.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornmasta 01-23-2015 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Paz (Post 20367972)


I'm waiting for my first big fat affiliate check so I can buy one :)

there is several things that are questionables in this video, but yes that's a good answer.

pornmasta 01-23-2015 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PAR (Post 20368059)
As much as the Robot on an ATV looks like shit...
Consider the size of it, they have created a simple, and smaller sized autonomous unit that is configurable to drive any vehicle.

Kind of bad ass when you think about it, can only think where they will be in 2 years with this..

cyberseo claimed that it's fake

OneHungLo 01-23-2015 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20368543)
That's way too easy.. The West had this technology in the 70's..




Hell I even had one.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm in tears over here :1orglaugh

just a punk 01-24-2015 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20368540)
What makes you think that ?

His actions. He does everything to destroy Russia from inside (doesn't matter what he says).

http://s-mahat.ru/pict/050_08.jpg

pimpmaster9000 01-24-2015 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368533)
Aeronautical engineer salary :

US: $105,000
India: $20,000

Besides the scope of the missions, don't think that might have a little something to do with it?

You must be pretty butt hurt over the fact that the United States dominates the tech world (Intel, Google, Oracle, Apple, Cisco Systems, IBM, Microsoft, Amazon, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, HP, Dell, etc.,) and you can't even name one Russian company that managed to crack the top 100 largest technology companies of the world.

wow you totally dominate! oh wait...you can get the same shit for pennies in the rest of the world :1orglaugh

intel/amd= granted you have a processor that is 1% faster and 100x more expensive than what every other country could make...my shit hole country made x86 processors before the war :1orglaugh

apple? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh you mean the china apple? since when is apple american in anything else than managment? wheres the "apple plant" in the USA? :1orglaugh

dude I am not butthurt at all that you pay 1000$ for a 10$ phone the chineese made with your tech...I am not mad at all that the US tax payer gets butt fucked, I am genuinely sorry for you guys...


sure the nasa engineer makes 100.000$/year...but the indian one with his 20.000$ salary gets to keep more because everything in the USA is a scam from your health insurance to your education to literally everything...no butt hurt at all bro trust me 100% on this :1orglaugh

hadden 01-24-2015 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20368899)
I am genuinely sorry for you guys...

The world over

just a punk 01-24-2015 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368533)
You must be pretty butt hurt over the fact that the United States dominates the tech world (Intel, Google, Oracle, Apple, Cisco Systems, IBM, Microsoft, Amazon, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, HP, Dell, etc.,) and you can't even name one Russian company that managed to crack the top 100 largest technology companies of the world.

Dominates? LOL :1orglaugh

Facebook, Amazon, YouTube etc are not technologies. All the electronics is made in China. The "almighty" US of A still use Russian rocket technologies to reach the space :2 cents:

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368906)
Dominates? LOL :1orglaugh

Facebook, Amazon, YouTube etc are not technologies. All the electronics is made in China. The "almighty" US of A still use Russian rocket technologies to reach the space :2 cents:

I don't think I see one Russian flag below.

largest information technology companies

http://i.imgur.com/WpaTpNL.png

largest Internet companies

http://i.imgur.com/7XokVec.png

largest software companies

http://i.imgur.com/1G75umQ.png


C, SQL, JavaScript, Perl, Unix, Windows, OSX, Flash, ASP.NET, XML , Visual Basic, FreeBSD, Internet Explorer, Safari, Opera, microprocessors and on and on... list some Russian contributions.

woj 01-24-2015 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368931)
I don't think I see one Russian flag below.

largest information technology companies

largest Internet companies

largest software companies

C, SQL, JavaScript, Perl, Unix, Windows, OSX, Flash, ASP.NET, XML , Visual Basic, FreeBSD, Internet Explorer, Safari, Opera, microprocessors and on and on... list some Russian contributions.

Give them a break, at least they are making great strides in medicine/biotech, look at how many world renowned Russian biotech companies there are:
List of biotechnology companies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They have all the top universities in the world too:
Academic Ranking of World Universities - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

just a punk 01-24-2015 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368931)
C, SQL, JavaScript, Perl, Unix, Windows, OSX, Flash, ASP.NET, XML , Visual Basic, FreeBSD, Internet Explorer, Safari, Opera, microprocessors and on and on... list some Russian contributions.

These are not technologies (except microprocessors of course). However there is a lot of Russian contributions even there. E.g. Pentkovsky (Intel Pentium), Levchin (PayPal), Stepanov (C++ STL), Roshal (RAR archiver), Kaspersky, Danilov (Dr.Web), Belousov (Parallels) etc. But once again, those are digital products/services but not technologies.

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 20368947)
Give them a break, at least they are making great strides in medicine/biotech, look at how many world renowned Russian biotech companies there are:
List of biotechnology companies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They have all the top universities in the world too:
Academic Ranking of World Universities - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

At least our medicine and high education are free :winkwink:

woj 01-24-2015 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368964)
These are not technologies (except microprocessors of course). However there is a lot of Russian contributions even there. E.g. Pentkovsky (Intel Pentium), Levchin (PayPal), Stepanov (C++ STL), Roshal (RAR archiver), Kaspersky, Danilov (Dr.Web), Belousov (Parallels) etc. But once again, those are digital products/services but not technologies.

Many of these people were born in Russia and moved to the US, and made their contributions in the US, while working for US companies... they all lived most of their lives in the US, so calling them Russian is a bit of a stretch, as is implying that their contributions are in any way connected to Russia...

a more appropriate term would be Russian-born American...

just a punk 01-24-2015 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 20368968)
Many of these people were born in Russia and moved to the US, and made their contributions in the US, while working for US companies... they all lived most of their lives in the US, so calling them Russian is a bit of a stretch, as is implying that their contributions are in any way connected to Russia...

Yeah, it's always easier to buy a specialist than to grow him (tells a lot about your education system). Even your space program was done by Nazis - something to be proud of :thumbsup

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368971)
Yeah, it's always easier to buy a specialist than to grow him (tells a lot about your education system). Even your space program was done by Nazis - something to be proud of :thumbsup

Picks 5 names out of thousands :1orglaugh Besides, Levchin, Brin and many other "Russians" grew up here since they were kids. No-one bought them.

And speaking of education system idiot

Academic Ranking of World Universities - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368971)
Yeah, it's always easier to buy a specialist than to grow him (tells a lot about your education system). Even your space program was done by Nazis - something to be proud of :thumbsup

World University Rankings 2014-2015

NOTICE THE TOP 20 IN THE WORLD 15 out of 20 are in the US :1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/DSwTKZ4.png

dyna mo 01-24-2015 08:01 AM

the russians can crow all they want about rd-180 rocket engine. we've stopped buying them, we have 2 years stockpiled of them, the blueprints for them, the manufacturing capability, and our own new rocket we plan.

russia will feel the pain of our not buying anymore of them.

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20368975)
Picks 5 names out of thousands :1orglaugh Besides, Levchin, Brin and many other "Russians" grew up here since they were kids. No-one bought them.

And speaking of education system idiot

Academic Ranking of World Universities - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

He is sooooo salty. Hey CyberSEO, bow down bitch :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368986)
World University Rankings 2014-2015

NOTICE THE TOP 20 IN THE WORLD 15 out of 20 are in the US :1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/DSwTKZ4.png

Can we see 251-275 tab?

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20368992)
Can we see 251-275 tab?

Out of the top 100 universities

US = 55

Russia = 1

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just a punk 01-24-2015 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20368989)
the russians can crow all they want about rd-180 rocket engine. we've stopped buying them, we have 2 years stockpiled of them, the blueprints for them, the manufacturing capability, and our own new rocket we plan.

russia will feel the pain of our not buying anymore of them.

Sure, make your own rockets/shuttles because they are best and soooo reliable :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20368997)
Out of the top 100 universities

Are you so stupid to believe in those ratings? Look around. Almost everything the US have achieved was done by emigrants from other countries. Also how can you speak about high education if yours available for rich kids only (here in Russia it's free for everyone)? Poor people in the USA can't even afford a free medicine. But your virtual ratings are cool, of course. Kneel and enjoy doing a deepthroat to your government :)

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368998)
Are you so stupid to believe in those ratings? Look around. Almost everything the US have achieved was done by emigrants from other countries. Also how can you speak about high education if yours available for rich kids only (here in Russia it's free for everyone)? Poor people in the USA can't even afford a free medicine. But your virtual ratings are cool, of course. Losers :)

SALLLLLLLLLLtttttttyyyyyy

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just a punk 01-24-2015 08:18 AM

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dyna mo 01-24-2015 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368998)
Sure, make your own rockets/shuttles because they are best and soooo reliable :1orglaugh

you're joking right? is that what russian propoganda is feeding you?

the only reason we use your engines is because Bush invaded iraq instead of making rocket engines, we had retired the saturn v for various reasons, none of which were re: reliability.

just a punk 01-24-2015 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369012)
you're joking right? is that what russian propoganda is feeding you?

Sure. There is a lot of Russian propaganda here and there. FYI: all Soviet/Russian cosmonauts were sent to space by Soyuz rockets and no one was killed by those rockets. All the US astronauts that were launched by Soyuz are also safe :2 cents:

MaDalton 01-24-2015 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368998)
Sure, make your own rockets/shuttles because they are best and soooo reliable :1orglaugh

Raumfahrt in Russland: Mit Staatskonzern zurück zur Weltspitze - SPIEGEL ONLINE

i wouldn't gloat too much..


and regarding german rocket scientists in Russia

German rocket scientists in Moscow

Gorodomlya Island


and as usual this thread took the turn of all previous similar threads... congrats.

MaDalton 01-24-2015 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369021)
Sure. There is a lot of Russian propaganda here and there. FYI: all Soviet/Russian cosmonauts were sent to space by Soyuz rockets no one was killed by them. All the US astronauts that were launched by Soyuz are also safe :2 cents:

Quote:

In 1971, the Soyuz 11 mission resulted in the deaths of three cosmonauts when the crew capsule depressurized during preparations for re-entry. This accident resulted in the only human deaths to occur in space (as opposed to high atmosphere).The crew members aboard Soyuz 11 were Vladislav Volkov, Georgi Dobrovolski, and Viktor Patsayev.
Quote:

On March 18, 1980, a Vostok rocket exploded on its launch pad during a fueling operation, killing 48 people.[22]
Soviet space program - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

dyna mo 01-24-2015 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369021)
Sure. There is a lot of Russian propaganda here and there. FYI: all Soviet/Russian cosmonauts were sent to space by Soyuz rockets no one was killed by them. All the US astronauts launched by Soyuz are also safe :2 cents:

holler back when you learn how to even attempt to build and launch a reuseable rocket like the shuttle. :1orglaugh it's beyond bizarre you are even trying to couch the shuttle program as unreliable. that's beyond silly. let alone compare the shuttle's main engine/booster rocket system to soyuz.

come on now.

OneHungLo 01-24-2015 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369026)
Raumfahrt in Russland: Mit Staatskonzern zurück zur Weltspitze - SPIEGEL ONLINE

i wouldn't gloat too much..


and regarding german rocket scientists in Russia

German rocket scientists in Moscow

Gorodomlya Island


and as usual this thread took the turn of all previous similar threads... congrats.

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just a punk 01-24-2015 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369026)
German rocket scientists in Moscow.

Thank you for this so important information, <sarcasm> I really didn't know that some of German rocket scientists were working on Soviet space program </sarcasm> :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369031)
holler back when you learn how to even attempt to build and launch a reuseable rocket like the shuttle.

Buran (spacecraft) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368998)
Are you so stupid to believe in those ratings? Look around. Almost everything the US have achieved was done by emigrants from other countries. Also how can you speak about high education if yours available for rich kids only (here in Russia it's free for everyone)?

Its called academic scholarships, dumbass. Plenty available for smart kids including for those from overseas.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrapahqQ1e1qatw1l.gif

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369029)

Boris thinks they built everything from scratch. Including nuclear systems and rockets. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-24-2015 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369034)
Thank you for this so important information, <sarcasm> I really didn't know that some of German rocket scientists were working on Soviet space program </sarcasm> :thumbsup



Buran (spacecraft) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

:1orglaugh

yes, that's russian high-tech, a reusable rocket y'all only test fired 1 time! never relaunched/reused.

but your posting it here as a win. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-24-2015 08:44 AM

more on that

It was treated as a Soviet space shuttle but only the plane itself was theoretically reusable, and while it was recovered successfully after its first orbital flight it was never reused. The expendable Energia rocket served as its launch vehicle.

The flown Buran spacecraft was destroyed in 2002 at the Baikonur Cosmodrome, when the hangar it was stored in collapsed.

just a punk 01-24-2015 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20369041)
Its called academic scholarships, dumbass. Plenty available for smart kids including for those from overseas.

I'm talking about a whole education system but not about some rare cases. How many kids in the States use it? What's about your own kids? Are they getting high education for free, or they are not smart enough to use academic scholarships?

For example, my son is studying in National Research Nuclear University (MEPhI) for free and even gets paid for that by the government (studentship).

BTW. Do you have some kind of free academic medicine for smart people as well? :1orglaugh

just a punk 01-24-2015 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369046)
yes, that's russian high-tech, a reusable rocket y'all only test fired 1 time! never relaunched/reused.

Because just like your shuttle it's very expensive in comparison with old good rockets. If you haven't noticed, the USA also don't use shuttles anymore and bet on classic rockets like Russia. Buran was made only as a proof of technology, but it has no commercial benefits. It's all about money - nothing else.

dyna mo 01-24-2015 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369058)
Because just like your shuttle it's very expensive in comparison with old good rockets. If you haven't noticed, the USA also don't use shuttles anymore and bet on classic rockets like Russia. Buran was made only as a proof of technology, but it has no commercial benefits. It's all about money - nothing else.

shuttle program was never designed to be a never-ending program. just like the ISS.

but again, the shuttle system was a success and it;s inaccurate to portray it as unreliable. it was thoroughly reliable.

MaDalton 01-24-2015 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20368971)
Yeah, it's always easier to buy a specialist than to grow him (tells a lot about your education system). Even your space program was done by Nazis - something to be proud of :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369034)
Thank you for this so important information, <sarcasm> I really didn't know that some of German rocket scientists were working on Soviet space program </sarcasm> :thumbsup

glasshouses, stones etc...

MaDalton 01-24-2015 09:28 AM

basically: none of you would have been in space that early without ze germans :P

xKingx 01-24-2015 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369078)
basically: none of you would have been in space that early without ze germans :P


True both countries stole top German scientist after the war.

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369053)
I'm talking about a whole education system but not about some rare cases. How many kids in the States use it? What's about your own kids? Are they getting high education for free, or they are not smart enough to use academic scholarships?

For example, my son is studying in National Research Nuclear University (MEPhI) for free and even gets paid for that by the government (studentship).

BTW. Do you have some kind of free academic medicine for smart people as well? :1orglaugh

Rare cases Boris? At least 50% of all students have scholarships and for places like MIT its probably more like 90%. You aren't getting into MIT or Harvard with 2.5 GPA no matter how much money you have. They have academic standards and hardly need extra 100K to keep you dicking around. I had 3 academic scholarships in UM and hardly paid any money my last two years in school.

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 09:54 AM

Is this magnificent structure like a student union or the grandeur entrance into the most prestigious research facility in Russia?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...C_12.12.12.JPG

Bladewire 01-24-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369078)
basically: none of you would have been in space that early without ze germans :P

I haven't met a German or Australian I didn't like :thumbsup

Used to watch the Hogans Heroes TV show after school when I was a kid. It's not until you get older that you realize how society tries to slant things a certain way through media & entertainment :1orglaugh:1orglaugh










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just a punk 01-24-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20369090)
Is this magnificent structure like a student union or the grandeur entrance into the most prestigious research facility in Russia?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...C_12.12.12.JPG

These are the gates (the university buildings are inside the secured area, because it's a strategic object), idiot :1orglaugh

P.S. This university has its own Radiation-Accelerator Center (RTC) (yes, under ground right behind the gates shown at your screen) + a lot of branches across whole Russia.

BTW, you didn't answer to my question: no free high education for your kids? Not smart enough? :winkwink:

just a punk 01-24-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369029)

You continue amazing me :) How exactly both cases are related to the rocket technologies (a fatal mistake of attendants during fueling and depressurized during landing)?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20369076)
glasshouses, stones etc...

Are we talking about ordinary engineers or about real scientists behind the space programs? Von Braun (the USA) and Sergei Korolev (the USSR). Both persons were keystones for the Soviet and US space programs. Who cares about their apprentices? No Nazi SS scum Von Braun -> no US space program. No Sergei Korolev -> no Soviet space program. Is it really that hard to understand?

Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369095)
These are the gates (the university buildings are inside the secured area, because it's a strategic object), idiot :1orglaugh

P.S. This university has its own Radiation-Accelerator Center (RTC) (yes, under ground right behind the gates shown at your screen) + a lot of branches across whole Russia.

BTW, you didn't answer to my question: no free high education for your kids? Not smart enough? :winkwink:


I make too much money for it to be free but she does have 4.0 GPA in private school and will have academic scholarship in Ivy League sollege. Thats how capitalism works comrade. Number of blacks, poor white kids and native Americans get in free.
Speaking of "free education" in mother russia whats this about, idiot. Kids not smart enough?

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Oh and I would pick Morgan or Grambling State over this kind of shack on any given day

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OneHungLo 01-24-2015 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20369116)
You continue amazing me :) How exactly both cases are related to the rocket technologies (a fatal mistake of attendants during fueling and depressurized during landing)?



Are we talking about ordinary engineers or about real scientists behind the space programs? Von Braun (the USA) and Sergei Korolev (the USSR). Both persons were keystones for the Soviet and US space programs. Who cares about their apprentices? No Nazi SS scum Von Braun -> no US space program. No Sergei Korolev -> no Soviet space program. Is it really that hard to understand?


America > Russia ---> Is this hard to understand?



:1orglaugh

just a punk 01-24-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20369128)
America > Russia ---> Is this hard to understand?

What exactly? Your stupidity for paying much higher taxes, having no free education and no free medicine? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20369123)
I make too much money for it to be free but she does have 4.0 GPA in private school and will have academic scholarship in Ivy League sollege. Thats how capitalism works comrade. Number of blacks, poor white kids and native Americans get in free.

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Horatio Caine 01-24-2015 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20369128)
America > Russia ---> Is this hard to understand?



:1orglaugh

You saying you don't want your kids to get prestigious degree from Nuclear Institute of Lower Tula in Russia? :1orglaugh


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