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SexKey Scott 01-28-2015 10:42 AM

What's that horrible disgusting smell?

aka123 01-28-2015 10:52 AM

5 words?

"Is it in there yet?"

Or

"Don't worry, I use pills." (and innocent flashing with eyes)

Tom_PM 01-28-2015 11:33 AM

my ex did that too

TrafficRush 01-28-2015 11:50 AM


aka123 01-28-2015 12:13 PM

Is that thing adam's apple?

420 01-28-2015 02:02 PM

I can't find my viagra

Pwmp 01-28-2015 02:08 PM

Your mom said you swallowed

edgeprod 01-28-2015 02:12 PM

"Hi, I am Donny Pauling."

420 01-28-2015 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20373616)
"Hi, I am Donny Pauling."

:1orglaugh

I can't top that.

CaptainHowdy 01-28-2015 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20373616)
"Hi, I am Donny Pauling."

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

420 01-28-2015 03:11 PM

I will add to it. Actual quotes https://gfy.com/20332124-post646.html :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20373616)
"Hi, I am Donny Pauling."

"I'm not like other childmolesters"
"Because I actually love you"

edgeprod 01-28-2015 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20373704)
"I'm not like other childmolesters"
"Because I actually love you"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

bronco67 01-28-2015 04:54 PM

You're the oldest I've had.

ManPuppy 01-28-2015 05:40 PM

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

pornmasta 01-28-2015 05:42 PM

"This is for your education"

Struggle4Bucks 01-28-2015 10:41 PM

where is the money slot?

Rik Lear 01-28-2015 10:49 PM

"...Crabs are not that bad."


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