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The Porn Nerd 02-05-2015 10:29 AM

FIDDY mismatches.

Bruce Lee for the Win!

bushwacker 02-05-2015 12:32 PM

This thread is chuckle worthy. :thumbsup

Magnetron 02-05-2015 12:52 PM

__________
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Lee
Go Fuk Yourself


Mickey_ 02-05-2015 12:59 PM

http://i.imgur.com/vVsI0Au.jpg

Bruce Lee gets my vote.:pimp

scarlettcontent 02-05-2015 01:01 PM

I repeat Bruce Lee would win hands down :thumbsup

Double trouble 02-05-2015 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 20381812)
Mike Tyson

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaltimorX (Post 20381887)
Mike Tyson :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Way3 (Post 20381967)
Tyson for the win!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GZObdI7nN5.../bruce-lee.gif

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:25 PM

Bruce lee would win..... because..... Uhm..... Enter The Dragon was a cool movie ?Do you have secret footage of him fighting 230 fights and winning that no one has seen? Or because his basic silly demonstrations of his "one inch punch" we're cool, though completely ignoring the immutable laws of physics where force = mass*acceleration and where both mass and acceleration are clearly absent in his technique.

Again... force = mass * acceleration. Mike Tyspn had unreal hand speed for his size which is why he had so many knockouts.

Bruce Lee had..., poor acting And some good ideas.... nothing more.

As Nick said, you could only believe Bruce Lee stood a chance if you don't understand what it is to see or feel a talented heavyweight boxer hitting to kill. No one is winning Glory, Strikeforce, K1, Pride, UFC, Thai Fight etc and thanking Bruce Lee for his one inch punch. He gets praise for standing up and openly saying that most of what Chinese styles are based around is silly and impractical and ineffective. That fact however, does not make him a talented fighter. It just makes him pragmatic. He is often referred to as "The Father of MMA" for his practical theories and thinking, not because of his abilities.

How many pro MMA fighters ever studied Jeet Kun Do? 1? 2? Maybe. What does that tell you?

Also people really don't get that moving quick on camera in choreographed routines - though sometimes impressive, does not translate into great fighting ability. Using speed for the camera is not the same as using speed AND power for devastating strikes.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:30 PM

It should also be said that any mediocre MMA fighter today has a big advantage over any one training any single discipline.

Pad 02-05-2015 01:30 PM

tyson would probably literally kill bruce lee in a fight

scarlettcontent 02-05-2015 01:35 PM

this thread needs a poll. someone make a pole pls

pornmasta 02-05-2015 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383723)
It should also be said that any mediocre MMA fighter today has a big advantage over any one training any single discipline.


Lucha libre - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sambo (martial art - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
Jujutsu - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Krav Maga - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

any displine that allows (nearly) everything can be more dangerous than MMA

Anthony 02-05-2015 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 20381812)
Mike Tyson

Show me one record of Bruce Lee winning anything fighting outside of a movie or ChaCha Dance competition.

Tyson all day.

Anthony 02-05-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20383113)
there are girls in my BJJ class that could probably beat bruce lee...

I would go out on a limb and say that every 200lb+ guy has a fair chance of beating bruce lee, without any knowledge of martial arts whatsoever...

a more realistic comparison would be bruce lee vs jackie chan :2 cents:

Oh come on, let's be for real. You don't have any girls in your class who can beat Bruce Lee. BJJ is good, but let's not get it twisted.

pornmasta 02-05-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20383735)
Show me one record of Bruce Lee winning anything fighting outside of a movie or ChaCha Dance competition.

Tyson all day.

Bruce Lee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Anthony 02-05-2015 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383737)

What does that mean? One fight that no one knows what happened in other than Bruce Lee won against some guy you think is Mike Tyson caliber?

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383733)

I said "MMA fighter". There is no fighting style called "MMA" and since you brought it up, MMA allows pretty much everything regardless. It certainly allows anything that is actually effective and useful in a fight.

Anthony 02-05-2015 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383743)
I said "MMA fighter". There is no fighting style called "MMA"

Most people don't understand that. Forgive him for his ignorance.

pornmasta 02-05-2015 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383743)
I said "MMA fighter". There is no fighting style called "MMA" and since you brought it up, MMA allows pretty much everything regardless. It certainly allows anything that is actually effective and useful in a fight.

"any single discipline":

so sambo, krav maga, jujutsu and lucha libre.

czarina 02-05-2015 01:52 PM

Bruce Lee all the way

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20383746)
Most people don't understand that. Forgive him for his ignorance.

It's an amusing conversation to me. "Who would win..., the non fighter.... Or the incredible heavyweight pro with decades of world class experiment and world titles?"

Funny that question could even be asked with a straight face

pornmasta 02-05-2015 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383743)
I said "MMA fighter". There is no fighting style called "MMA" and since you brought it up, MMA allows pretty much everything regardless. It certainly allows anything that is actually effective and useful in a fight.

do you allow elbow kick ? kick in the balls ? in the throat ?
In krav maga, the rule is to survive not to show your balls like in BJJ

czarina 02-05-2015 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383719)
Bruce lee would win..... because..... Uhm..... Enter The Dragon was a cool movie ?Do you have secret footage of him fighting 230 fights and winning that no one has seen? Or because his basic silly demonstrations of his "one inch punch" we're cool, though completely ignoring the immutable laws of physics where force = mass*acceleration and where both mass and acceleration are clearly absent in his technique.

Again... force = mass * acceleration. Mike Tyspn had unreal hand speed for his size which is why he had so many knockouts.

Bruce Lee had..., poor acting And some good ideas.... nothing more.

As Nick said, you could only believe Bruce Lee stood a chance if you don't understand what it is to see or feel a talented heavyweight boxer hitting to kill. No one is winning Glory, Strikeforce, K1, Pride, UFC, Thai Fight etc and thanking Bruce Lee for his one inch punch. He gets praise for standing up and openly saying that most of what Chinese styles are based around is silly and impractical and ineffective. That fact however, does not make him a talented fighter. It just makes him pragmatic. He is often referred to as "The Father of MMA" for his practical theories and thinking, not because of his abilities.

How many pro MMA fighters ever studied Jeet Kun Do? 1? 2? Maybe. What does that tell you?

Also people really don't get that moving quick on camera in choreographed routines - though sometimes impressive, does not translate into great fighting ability. Using speed for the camera is not the same as using speed AND power for devastating strikes.

The reason he would win is because Tyson would never land a hit on him. He was too fast, too nimble. And he could hit too, so while Tyson would be trying to get to him, he'd be able to land a few kicks.
Now, if Tyson would manage to hit him, Bruce Lee would go down, simply because of physics.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383750)
"any single discipline":

so sambo, krav maga, jujutsu and lucha libre.

Meaning the average MMA fighter has effective boxing, good footwork, good kicks and good wrestling/take down defense and submissions. No single discipline has all that which is why MMA fighter train several styles at once and usually have a prior background in something else before starting a fight career.

Again... Krav Maga is straight idiocy. No pro fighter talks about how their Krav Maga training helped them unless it was about mental toughness. Sambo is wrestling. Any Medicare MMA fighter can defend take downs. John Jones is a jujitsu white belt that took Cormier down 5 times (an Olympic wrestler) and stuffed every attempt.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383755)
do you allow elbow kick ? kick in the balls ? in the throat ?
In krav maga, the rule is to survive not to show your balls like in BJJ

All goofy, impractical and ineffective fighting styles have those arguments. Only a non fighter would make them. Good luck trying to elbow Or kick to the balls someone who trains Muay Thai and is wearing a cup (not that you'd land the kick without getting punched anyway)

pornmasta 02-05-2015 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383761)
Sambo is wrestling.

no, it is not: they use what is effective.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:01 PM

I have always said "the person who has the advantage is the person who has thrown the most techniques and had the most thrown at him in actual fighting" the style is irrelevant. You guys compare a real fighter to an actor.

Anthony 02-05-2015 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383764)
All goofy, impractical and ineffective fighting styles have those arguments. Only a non fighter would make them. Good luck trying to elbow Or kick to the balls someone who trains Muay Thai and is wearing a cup (not that you'd land the kick without getting punched anyway)

Krav Maga is another example of RBSD Reality Based Self Defense. Looks really good in training, but zero application in the real world where the bad guy does not throw a punch here so you can throw an elbow kick there.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383766)
no, it is not: they use what is effective.

As someone who has spent his fair share time in Russia training martial arts.... Uhm yeah, it is. The military version is just a little more aggressive with locks and breaks. Oleg Taktarov in the early UFC days was straight sambo. His fights were always the same... A boring turd, laying on top of another boring turd (like severin)

Anthony 02-05-2015 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 20383758)
The reason he would win is because Tyson would never land a hit on him. He was too fast, too nimble. And he could hit too, so while Tyson would be trying to get to him, he'd be able to land a few kicks.

Now, if Tyson would manage to hit him, Bruce Lee would go down, simply because of physics.

And you base this on what? His movies? Where it was choreographed fighting?

Have you ever seen Mike Tyson fight? He was smaller than all his opponents, and you haven't seen fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rpfX7Gi6Y

pornmasta 02-05-2015 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383764)
All goofy, impractical and ineffective fighting styles have those arguments. Only a non fighter would make them. Good luck trying to elbow Or kick to the balls someone who trains Muay Thai and is wearing a cup (not that you'd land the kick without getting punched anyway)

You know i have nearly no experience in fighting, it is just that once i fighted some bjj fighter... (with any real experience in fighting) and he showed me his neck.. nuff said...
Oh yes, he won the fight... i was disqualified because i manipulated chilies 3 hours ago for my lunch... cry my a river...
So no bjj for me...

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20383769)
Krav Maga is another example of RBSD Reality Based Self Defense. Looks really good in training, but zero application in the real world where the bad guy does not throw a punch here so you can throw an elbow kick there.

I tried to watch a lot of training just out of curiosity. There is the mental aspect "don't give up no matter what" that is good. But when it comes to actual techniques, it seemed to me to be really silly. All the techniques of disarming etc reminde of aikido. Looks cool until you realize that people don't just dangle a weapon out in front of them, available to grab. Trained people certainly don't.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383773)
You know i have nearly no experience in fighting, it is just that once i fighted some bjj fighter... (with any eperience in fighting) and he showed me his neck.. nuff said...
Oh yes, he won the fight... i was disqualified because i manipulated chilie 3 hours ago for my lunch... cry my a river...
So no bjj for me...

There is a YouTube video of a guy shitting his pants at a BJJ tournament

Dorkside 02-05-2015 02:09 PM

I love Lee, but I think his size disadvantage might have been too great against an athlete like Tyson in his prime.

pornmasta 02-05-2015 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383777)
There is a YouTube video of a guy shitting his pants at a BJJ tournament

i wonder if it is a video of me :winkwink:

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20383771)
And you base this on what? His movies? Where it was choreographed fighting?

Have you ever seen Mike Tyson fight? He was smaller than all his opponents, and you haven't seen fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rpfX7Gi6Y

There is a video of him shadow boxing without audio and in the comments people complaining that there was no need to speed the video up so much - when it's not actually sped up at all.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20383782)
i wonder if it is a video of me :winkwink:

I hope not. But as they say, "shit happens" ;)

Anthony 02-05-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkside (Post 20383781)
I love Lee, but I think his size disadvantage might have been too great against an athlete like Tyson in his prime.

Same, he's what got me into Martial Arts. But let's not fool ourselves into thinking he could beat Mike Tyson.

Back about 10 years ago, idiots in BJJ used to say a blue belt could beat Mike Tyson. It's just delusional thinking.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 02:16 PM

Weight classes in all fighting exist for a reason. And it's not because the 140lb guy has an advantage over the 230ln guy

Relentless 02-05-2015 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383719)
Again... force = mass * acceleration. Mike Tyspn had unreal hand speed for his size which is why he had so many knockouts.

And that explains why James Toney got choked out by Randy Couture, why huge strikers like Overeem and Mark Hunt lose to smaller men regularly, why Royce Gracie was able to win UFC championships against much larger fighters...

Oh, that's right, it explains none of those things :winkwink:

Floyd Mayweather has the fastest hands in Boxing right now. Please tell me you don't seriously think he would last 5 rounds in a cage with Aldo. Hand speed doesn't do anything for you when someone takes you down and grinds you out, destroys your legs with kicks, or lands body kicks continuously until you can't breathe.

If it's a lack of respect for Bruce Lee specifically... how about someone like Weidman or George St Pierre - much smaller men than Tyson who also would have easily beat him in any fight in a ring or cage with a referee. The only way Tyson could compete is if he stopped being a boxer and started learning the other areas of the game that are essential to surviving. A one dimensional boxer stands zero chance in a cage fight.

Again... Nick, I am not saying in a broken bottle bar fight... I'm saying in a ring or cage with a ref and rules ;)

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 03:07 PM

The question was "can a mediocre lightweight actor with no fighting experience beat a highly talented, world class professional heavyweight fighter". Anyone that actually fights understands that it's highly improbable

Relentless 02-05-2015 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383839)
The question was "can a mediocre lightweight actor with no fighting experience beat a highly talented, world class professional heavyweight fighter". Anyone that actually fights understands that it's highly improbable

That's where we split then...

We agree a good lower weight MMA fighter would destroy a great one dimensional boxer. We just disagree about whether or not Lee is a good lower weight fighter. Fair enough. :thumbsup

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 03:14 PM

Btw, Today, I already did 2 hrs Muay Thai, and just ran 3 miles and I'm going to take a few hr break and then go spar 10 hard rounds. That is my typical day, 5 days a week. Apart from my other boxing and martial arts experience, I'm pretty well qualified to comment on the topic from practical experience

This has been my daily routine for almost a year now, 5 days a week.

Relentless 02-05-2015 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383849)
Btw, Today, I already did 2 hrs Muay Thai, and just ran 3 miles and I'm going to take a few hr break and then go poar 10 hard rounds. That is my typical day, 5 days a week. Apart from my other boxing and martial arts experience, I'm pretty well qualified to comment on the topic from practical experience


TheSquealer 02-05-2015 03:26 PM

Just sayn' I have a black belt in one style of karate and a lot of time invested in another coupled with boxing a fanatic Muay Thai training. I know what two fighters can do to each other, I know what a boxer can do and I know what a martial artist can do and I know quite well how ridiculous Chinese styles are for the most part. That's why the Chinese military had to piece a new style together rather than use anything traditional.

The Porn Nerd 02-05-2015 03:29 PM

OK let's cut to the chase here, for real:

1. Mike Tyson would win IF he landed a punch. That's a big IF.
2. Bruce Lee would win IF he could land a blow to one of Tyson's pressure points. Another big IF.

Conclusion: Muhammad Ali kicks both their asses, probably at once.

Carry on.

PS: Squeals you are over-training. Just sayin'. Eat a donut, relax man.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 03:32 PM

There is no such thing as "pressure points" within the context of fighting and the way the Chinese use the term In the context of fighting. There are a few points where important nerves are accessible to strike... but it ain't gonna happen in a fight and it ain't gonna stop anyone in their tracks. Proof of that is that people don't do it in full contact fighting.... anywhere... ever.

TheSquealer 02-05-2015 03:32 PM

Haha I eat like a shithead. I'm trying to wrestle that under control as we speak. I made a video to see myself train and specific techniques and couldn't believe I was looking at myself. In my mind, I have abs. The video seems to think I need to lose twenty pounds.

dig420 02-05-2015 04:57 PM

Easy answer is that Bruce Lee was an actor, and not a fighter. Mike Tyson was a professional fighter, one of the best to ever walk the planet. Kung Fu, also, has pretty much been exposed as all but completely ineffective.

I have no idea why I'm even bothering to type this. If you don't know it already or need help figuring it out, there's probably no point in telling you lol

dig420 02-05-2015 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20383719)
He is often referred to as "The Father of MMA" for his practical theories and thinking, not because of his abilities.

And I would imagine every time someone says that, Helio Gracie rolls over in his grave.

TTI-Rich 02-05-2015 05:10 PM

A lot of interesting comments here. I would want Bruce Lee to win but I think I have to go with Tyson, simply because he'd crush Lee's skull with one punch.


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