So your saying his ever growing man boobs would turn you on and give you wood?

but but but... its a martial art that is taken quite seriously and has spread across the world to almost nowhere and is now practiced by almost no one.

Super interesting scenario. All the classic MMA matches from the early 90s lean towards Bruce Lee taking this easily. But awesomeness aside, Bruce Lee made his living as an actor.

Tyson was a beast who destroyed massive men for a living. He could change levels so quickly, and if he could ignore the pain from a few leg kicks, could easily flatten Lee with one shot.

Every fighter has a puncher's chance... I'd go with Iron Mike on this one.

Were there rumors that he was gay? Just curious after seeing his manners :winkwink:

from my own POV, mike tyson is confined with his boxing skills while bruce lee has different fighting skills which i think is a huge advantage over mike tyson.

i watched a video claiming that mma is bullshit

Some morons did not grasp it was not real :helpme:1orglaugh

As someone posted:


I go from being genuinely amused by this consistently hilarious series to legitimately praying for the agonizing deaths of the apparent never-ending parade of retards that infest the comments sections. ANYONE who is incapable of comprehending that these videos are fucking SATIRE cannot possibly have any use in the world, let alone the brain dead zilch's that take to commenting in defense of the martial art being parodied. 'Tis a sad, sad world. 

Does this debunk some posts that claimed Bruce was (just) an actor?

No.

Chuck Norris has many accolades of real martial arts completions he has won, and held titles in.

Bruce Lee has movies.

As much as I give props to Chuck for getting his BJJ Black Belt from the Machados, talking about doing good and actually doing are two different things. It's easy to talk big once you're past your prime and don't have to prove it.

Well, it's like Mickey Mantle saying he could hit homers today, even against steriod users. Same thing.

The difference is Chuck Norris was good at one thing, Karate/striking, not MMA>

IRON Mike for sure :thumbsup

To be even more specific, he was good at point fighting, which is not fighting. That's another huge distinction which anyone outside of actual fighting do not tend to understand. Touching for a point is nothing like committing to full speed and power to hurt someone at the risk of getting knocked out in the process.

I do not think he means he would have been good at MMA right off the bat. Just like today - fighters from various sports trains MMA style for a while before entering the ring. He would have trained specifically for MMA for a while as well.

Bruce Lee!

If you put two similar sized fighters...MMA vs Boxing - MMA would win in most cases

Now in this scenario

Mike Tyson was 240lbs and 5 ft 10

Bruce Lee was 145lbs and 5 ft 7

Size isn't everything, but we are talking a world class striker/boxer as well. Tyson would win esp in a ring or cage

:2 cents:

Bruce Lee hands down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGktqHzu83c

What you niggaz talkn' 'bout?

None you fucks even know about BOLO kick all ya'llz fuck assez

That guy has had the best titty dance in martial arts for almost 5 decades.

I'm gonna go with Bruce Lee. Martial Arts is a bit deeper than boxing.

Fucking idiots comparing a movie star that weighed a bit more than an animal cracker to fucking Mike Tyson.
SMH. Fucking retards have watched too much Shaolin Soccer.
It's not a contest at all, Tyson would have him in something like 99 fights out of 100 where maybe he gets epically lucky once.

I'm as much of a martial arts > boxing as the next guy, I studied martial arts, I learnt to "kick up" specifically to emulate his kind of movies and was always running around doing fake jumping head kicks.

You idiots have no idea what the 100lb weight advantange does and how much of an animal Tyson was. I don't think I've ever seen as much raw animal power and speed in any fighter. He was like a dead-eyed great white shark on legs. It felt physically sickening watching him stalk fighters down in multiple first round knock outs.
There are a thousand MMA fighters who could take him these days by just going for the legs and praying they don't get knocked out on the way in (he's 100 times better than any MMA fighter with his hands) but not fucking Bruce Lee.

lol, what a joke.

Bolo could kick anyone's ass without even looking at his opponent.

People really have no idea what a difference the weight makes. Tyson could probably punch with around 1500-1750 lbs or more of force. Bruce Lee... maybe 500-600. People then start talking about "kicking" or being "well rounded" but Tyson was an inside fighter and probably one the most effective heavyweight inside fighters ever... and being up against someone AND firing rib cracking, game ending body shots just to open the head up for a life ending overhand right, doesn't leave them too many options for offensive opportunities if they can't punch their way out and get some distance.

It's just complete and utter ignorance and too many kung fu movies with little old masters with the fragility of a bird punching metal slabs in half. They've never seen a fighter drop two or three weight divisions and lose most of their stopping power (Tyson had the equivalent of all 16 weight divisions over Lee).
The problem is it's going to take a lot more strikes from Lee to get Tyson down and Tyson only needs one punch as he proved, many, many times. Tyson wasn't a slow heavyweight either, he was brutal, there was a reason they said he had "explosive power".
And it's not a 250lb vs 350lb 100lb difference where the extra weight has SIGNIFICANTLY diminishing and perhaps negative returns. Most of Tyson's extra mass was all muscle in a very agile distribution. How is Lee going to even block a Tyson punch? It would still lift him through a guard. That's the whole reason there are divisions in the first place.

Bruce Lee.. No ring time, no real fight experience, lots of acting and choreography. It's just such a stupid question. I'm not even sure he'd fare well against any random decent journeyman from super middleweight up let alone one of the all time greats.

Thread ending logic. Call it.

Tyson (prime) had devastating power that could break Lee's arm if he tried to block a punch.

Blowtorch meet snowflake.

Deal with what? A twig?

Who says lol these days except little girls - never good to lol in a conversation about one of the most brutal and ruthless power punchers in history... the thought of that stick figure in the ring with Iron Mike just made me lol (but an inside lol. a manly lol).

Hmmm... after reading all of the posts and spending countless hours in deep thought over this matter I have to go with Bruce Lee.

Now just imagine they both had numchucks (sp?), Tyson wouldn't stand a chance.