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Black All Through 02-14-2015 03:50 AM

3 times for sure I went very VERY close.
Once when I was 11, we thought that it would have been a great idea to burn a plastic tank full of gas and stand 5 feet away from the fire, it blew shortly after we went back inside the house. Then in my 20's both times I was electrocuted, the first time the gfci jumped after about 5 seconds, the second time same thing, just that a fast thinking colleague kicked my arms and saved the day. In both occasions got away with just burnt hands.

aka123 02-14-2015 04:25 AM

For starters; I don't like that "cheated death" term at all.

But for the answer: I don't know, I have been in various sorts of dangers and it usually doesn't require that much to get dead or seriously injured. Did I alredy say that I don't like that term?

CurrentlySober 02-14-2015 06:40 AM

i died on the operating table for just over 3 mins. Weird experience...

Grapesoda 02-14-2015 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20392703)
We were discussing this at work earlier in the day.

Whether it was in your young 'n foolish days...or just circumstance.

Curious how many times others have seriously cheated death - where it could've gone either way.

Five, that I can remember.

- a buddy and I got into a high-speed wobble (over 100mph) on a motorcycle.
- nearly got cut in half during a car accident.

I won't elaborate on the foolishness of the other three. :1orglaugh

2 drug overdoses
1 short fall on the iron
2 gun issues
1 high speed auto accident
once I came sliding around an outside corner in the mountains on my motorcycle.... hit the guard rail and went around the corner like I was on a train track.... looking out and down about 1000 ft

SilentKnight 02-14-2015 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20392964)
For starters; I don't like that "cheated death" term at all.

But for the answer: I don't know, I have been in various sorts of dangers and it usually doesn't require that much to get dead or seriously injured. Did I alredy say that I don't like that term?

How about - cut loose the mortal coil.

OneHungLo 02-14-2015 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20392801)
a few times :1orglaugh been shot stabbed and hit by a car :Oh crap

Nobody believes you edgeprod 2.0 :1orglaugh

Markul 02-14-2015 07:29 AM

A few time when I was younger dumber and too drunk to fuck. Espeically on skiiing vacations lol. Also a few times during the war in the balkans it got pretty close.

zerovic 02-14-2015 11:01 AM

each time i sit on my 300ccm dirt bike :D

hadden 02-14-2015 11:09 AM

All living is is defying death.

xXXtesy10 02-14-2015 11:15 AM

thus guy post all time about it, i vote him
https://twitter.com/jasonquinlan/sta...24869999747072



seeandsee 02-14-2015 11:49 AM

I guess some car riding and getting over traffic once

NatalieK 02-14-2015 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20392703)
We were discussing this at work earlier in the day.

Whether it was in your young 'n foolish days...or just circumstance.

Curious how many times others have seriously cheated death - where it could've gone either way.

Five, that I can remember.

- a buddy and I got into a high-speed wobble (over 100mph) on a motorcycle.
- nearly got cut in half during a car accident.

I won't elaborate on the foolishness of the other three. :1orglaugh

We drove from home to Alicante airport, hearing in myth, from an old friend of my partners, not to drive in a red car, it kills one, not the driver. A lorry breaks hard infront of us, it has bars laiden, long steal bars, sticking out the back.

My partner reacts quick, breaks, instead of moving out into the faster lane, many would do, and a car runs past at about 100mph on the outside. We're both like, phew, then a mile later, a car crashed on the side of the road, upside down. Luck, fate, or just life....

This is only one of mine & my partners destiny thankgiving to God :2 cents:

CPA-Rush 02-14-2015 05:01 PM

more than one time
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...ex1ko1_500.gif

SilentKnight 02-14-2015 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20393362)
This is only one of mine & my partners destiny thankgiving to God :2 cents:


http://www.relativelyinteresting.com...heist-meme.jpg

pornmasta 02-14-2015 07:19 PM

once i made fun with kim jong il...

Skyworker 02-14-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20392802)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL. I would have shot your car too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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