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CPA-Rush 03-19-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20423165)

How tall is she? :winkwink:

its more of view :1orglaugh about average height i think

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-19-2015 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20423165)
How tall are you? I'd guess you're 5'5" or 5'6" since that was your minimum height requirement to ride. :upsidedow

Just about 5'7

ErectMedia 03-19-2015 05:09 PM

Would hit, no debate :2 cents:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-19-2015 06:11 PM

So my daughter tells me that little people have the same size down below as average people. I said OHHHH NOOOO girl I saw one today. She said "you're disgusting". lol

Then she giggled and said, I didn't realize the size of someones junk is genetic. I just thought it was a surprise, you get what you get. SURPRISE it's little. Ahhh teenagers. Gotta love em.

Now I'm even more curious and I'm going to have to look for more little people cock.

dyna mo 03-19-2015 06:14 PM

Thread got weird[er].

420 03-19-2015 06:24 PM

lol here are some more cock pics for you.

wishful thinking
more realistic



http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BolxfKXCcAA5EKj.jpg:small
I guess she's tucking hers. :eatmouse

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-19-2015 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20423313)
lol here are some more cock pics for you.

wishful thinking
more realistic

:throwup

Stop stop, okay I can't take anymore! :helpme 2 out of three at tiny dicks, so we just have to assume that most of them do.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-19-2015 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20423308)
Thread got weird[er].

That's just how I roll. :)

PaperstreetWinston 03-19-2015 10:11 PM

I dont see why not

The Porn Nerd 03-19-2015 10:25 PM

Well, she could crawl up my butt hamster-style. Tho it would probably make me think of Richard Gere. Oh the inner conflict!

I'vegiven this little person way too much thought. :D

yuu.design 03-20-2015 07:22 AM

sure, why not ? Moe already date with a midget :P

CDSmith 03-20-2015 12:09 PM

She's wife material. :D

I'm 6'4", it'd be like a st. bernard fucking a chihuahua, but definitely yes.

fbberotic 03-21-2015 06:35 AM

midgets are hot, specially this one:
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/39...6398622561.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/39...0398622572.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/39...8398622573.jpg

Bladewire 03-21-2015 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20423128)

Well done! :thumbsup

brassmonkey 03-21-2015 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 20423161)

lord have mercy :2 cents::2 cents:

CPA-Rush 03-21-2015 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20424587)
lord have mercy :2 cents::2 cents:

:1orglaugh --- :1orglaugh
---https://gfy.com/images/icons/stonedsmilie.gif
-:1orglaugh---:1orglaugh

romeo22 03-22-2015 02:21 AM

Shes sweet

elmy 03-22-2015 04:32 AM

Chloe Vevrier :)

Look Chang 03-22-2015 07:19 AM

It looks like the penis' size is not related to the body's stature :Oh crap

http://images1.fotosik.pl/76/65e29204f95e1a61.jpg

420 03-22-2015 09:49 AM

sumo penises, nice

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So, what's the status on your smoke shack?

Markul 03-22-2015 10:13 AM

what the fucking is going on in this thread lol!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-22-2015 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20425437)
sumo penises, nice

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So, what's the status on your smoke shack?

I should be painting it today. But I'm not. I fertilized the front yard and in front of my pasture, cleaned my chicken coop, shoveled way too much horse shit, played ball with the dogs (multiple times) and now I have to take the soon to be 17 year old to go look at a car.

My arms are tired from shoveling shit and dumping wheel barrows!

I am fucking tired! Screw painting. COME ON 8PM!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-22-2015 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 20425312)
It looks like the penis' size is not related to the body's stature :Oh crap

http://images1.fotosik.pl/76/65e29204f95e1a61.jpg

That's ridiculous. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And really, why is he even holding it. There should be rules against that.

innproductions 03-25-2015 01:34 AM

why not? how little is little tho?

420 03-25-2015 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20425552)
That's ridiculous. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And really, why is he even holding it. There should be rules against that.

Stop looking at those!



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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20425547)
I should be painting it today. But I'm not. I fertilized the front yard and in front of my pasture, cleaned my chicken coop, shoveled way too much horse shit, played ball with the dogs (multiple times) and now I have to take the soon to be 17 year old to go look at a car.

My arms are tired from shoveling shit and dumping wheel barrows!

I am fucking tired! Screw painting. COME ON 8PM!


What happens at 8 pm? If you didn't get the thing painted yet, try home depot. There's probably a guy in the parking lot that can get it done in a day for $100.

Also, you could try to get 17 to help with the chores in exchange for the car.

jimmycooper 03-25-2015 11:46 PM

For some strange reason I have always been very afraid of midgets. Whenever I see one I try to avoid eye contact and get away as quickly as possible. So no, there's no way in hell I would ever even consider banging one. It would just freak me out.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-26-2015 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20429560)
Stop looking at those!



What happens at 8 pm? If you didn't get the thing painted yet, try home depot. There's probably a guy in the parking lot that can get it done in a day for $100.

Also, you could try to get 17 to help with the chores in exchange for the car.

If you'd show me yours I wouldn't have to look at those. Sheesh.

The 17 year old, paint??? BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! She's fully expecting a car for her birthday, but she has the task of finding one for under 2500 from me and 200 from her dad is not going so well.

The one we went to look at the other day, there were 4 black men standing outside of it, she refused to get out of the car until a woman came outside who was supposed to be the guys wife to show us the car. The car was a piece of junk though and thank goodness we didn't get shot. She said had we come at night it would have been a different scene there. Eek.

There are mexican's at the dollar store though, I can pick one up there - but it's small, no reason I can't bang it out in a day. I just have been busy adjusting to this different lifestyle? *shrugs*


edit : PS I love that video! <3

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-26-2015 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20429602)
For some strange reason I have always been very afraid of midgets. Whenever I see one I try to avoid eye contact and get away as quickly as possible. So no, there's no way in hell I would ever even consider banging one. It would just freak me out.

I really can't blame you on that one. I couldn't either.

But I don't avoid eye contact with anyone.

Look Chang 03-26-2015 09:01 AM

They are human being

GAMEFINEST 03-26-2015 10:07 AM

She looks like a call girl I fucked..

420 03-26-2015 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20429779)
If you'd show me yours I wouldn't have to look at those. Sheesh.

:mad: Your're confusing https://gfy.com/20428460-post20.html

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20429779)
If you'd [SIZE="3"]
The 17 year old, paint??? BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! She's fully expecting a car for her birthday, but she has the task of finding one for under 2500 from me and 200 from her dad is not going so well.

The one we went to look at the other day, there were 4 black men standing outside of it, she refused to get out of the car until a woman came outside who was supposed to be the guys wife to show us the car. The car was a piece of junk though and thank goodness we didn't get shot. She said had we come at night it would have been a different scene there. Eek.

There are mexican's at the dollar store though, I can pick one up there - but it's small, no reason I can't bang it out in a day. I just have been busy adjusting to this different lifestyle? *shrugs*


edit : PS I love that video! <3

I mean she could help around the yard. Two women shouldn't be looking at cars alone. You ever watch those crime shows on investigation discovery channel? Sometimes women lure victims for men.


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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 20429972)
They are human being

True. But, people tend to feel awkward and nervous in situations like that.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-26-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20430100)
:mad: Your're confusing https://gfy.com/20428460-post20.html

Of course I am confusing! I am a WOMAN!

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20430100)
I mean she could help around the yard. Two women shouldn't be looking at cars alone. You ever watch those crime shows on investigation discovery channel? Sometimes women lure victims for men.

I know, I was a lil scared. Not to worry though, my 70 year old dad was with us for safety!!!!!

We call him POPEYE!

http://i60.tinypic.com/dmp6jk.jpg

420 03-26-2015 11:31 AM

Does he smoke a pipe? Then he'd really be popeye. :1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-26-2015 11:37 AM

He will get one! His friends have been asking him too after he put the picture up. :)

I do hate looking for cars and it does make me paranoid though.

420 03-26-2015 12:14 PM

http://i.imgur.com/d4AZ4gr.png
Nobody will fuck with you if popeye is there. :)

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-26-2015 12:17 PM

HAHA you're the best! I am sending that to him right now!!!!

Ps. Do you know some stuff about affiliate software? Message me if you do!!! Don't be scared.

420 03-26-2015 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20430199)
HAHA you're the best! I am sending that to him right now!!!!

Ps. Do you know some stuff about affiliate software? Message me if you do!!! Don't be scared.

I don't know anything about anything. Flight or fight just kind of happens on its own and I run away and hide. :upsidedow

fbberotic 03-30-2015 08:11 AM

this one from Brazil is a hottie...
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/40...0400668407.jpg http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/40...7400668409.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/40...b400668410.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/40...7400668412.jpg


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