Yeap, would date anyone as long as they are good, good looking and knows how to treat me! :)

Men too? lol

Open your pants, point and shoot. :winkwink:

*falls on the floor. derp*

I was lying I was lying!!!!! I'll go 5'6 for you!

I must've been channeling squirtit when I found this gif.

http://i.imgur.com/NdZ7RfN.gif

lol this is why I just love you 420!

Sounds like a plan

Uhh how much do you weigh? It would help to be a fat guy, you know? Lots more options.

How tall are you? I'd guess you're 5'5" or 5'6" since that was your minimum height requirement to ride. :upsidedow

How tall is she? :winkwink:

Sure, she is cute

its more of view :1orglaugh about average height i think

Just about 5'7

Would hit, no debate :2 cents:

So my daughter tells me that little people have the same size down below as average people. I said OHHHH NOOOO girl I saw one today. She said "you're disgusting". lol

Then she giggled and said, I didn't realize the size of someones junk is genetic. I just thought it was a surprise, you get what you get. SURPRISE it's little. Ahhh teenagers. Gotta love em.

Now I'm even more curious and I'm going to have to look for more little people cock.

Thread got weird[er].

lol here are some more cock pics for you.

wishful thinking
more realistic



http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BolxfKXCcAA5EKj.jpg:small
I guess she's tucking hers. :eatmouse

:throwup

Stop stop, okay I can't take anymore! :helpme 2 out of three at tiny dicks, so we just have to assume that most of them do.

That's just how I roll. :)

I dont see why not

Well, she could crawl up my butt hamster-style. Tho it would probably make me think of Richard Gere. Oh the inner conflict!

I'vegiven this little person way too much thought. :D

sure, why not ? Moe already date with a midget :P

She's wife material. :D

I'm 6'4", it'd be like a st. bernard fucking a chihuahua, but definitely yes.

midgets are hot, specially this one:
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/39...6398622561.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/39...0398622572.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/39...8398622573.jpg

Well done! :thumbsup

lord have mercy :2 cents::2 cents:

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Shes sweet

Chloe Vevrier :)

It looks like the penis' size is not related to the body's stature :Oh crap

http://images1.fotosik.pl/76/65e29204f95e1a61.jpg

sumo penises, nice

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So, what's the status on your smoke shack?

what the fucking is going on in this thread lol!

I should be painting it today. But I'm not. I fertilized the front yard and in front of my pasture, cleaned my chicken coop, shoveled way too much horse shit, played ball with the dogs (multiple times) and now I have to take the soon to be 17 year old to go look at a car.

My arms are tired from shoveling shit and dumping wheel barrows!

I am fucking tired! Screw painting. COME ON 8PM!

That's ridiculous. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And really, why is he even holding it. There should be rules against that.

why not? how little is little tho?

Stop looking at those!




What happens at 8 pm? If you didn't get the thing painted yet, try home depot. There's probably a guy in the parking lot that can get it done in a day for $100.

Also, you could try to get 17 to help with the chores in exchange for the car.

For some strange reason I have always been very afraid of midgets. Whenever I see one I try to avoid eye contact and get away as quickly as possible. So no, there's no way in hell I would ever even consider banging one. It would just freak me out.

If you'd show me yours I wouldn't have to look at those. Sheesh.

The 17 year old, paint??? BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! She's fully expecting a car for her birthday, but she has the task of finding one for under 2500 from me and 200 from her dad is not going so well.

The one we went to look at the other day, there were 4 black men standing outside of it, she refused to get out of the car until a woman came outside who was supposed to be the guys wife to show us the car. The car was a piece of junk though and thank goodness we didn't get shot. She said had we come at night it would have been a different scene there. Eek.

There are mexican's at the dollar store though, I can pick one up there - but it's small, no reason I can't bang it out in a day. I just have been busy adjusting to this different lifestyle? *shrugs*


edit : PS I love that video! <3

I really can't blame you on that one. I couldn't either.

But I don't avoid eye contact with anyone.

They are human being

She looks like a call girl I fucked..