I gave that up for lent.

oh. . . . . . .

muah

Wait... isn't that over soon? Does the resolution (whatever it's called) last until next lent?

Don't worry nat. I think you're real too.

It ends today. :winkwink:

Tomorrow you might get lucky again.

I'm up all night to get lucky. Then it would be really good friday. I'm just kidding, my wife is going to deprive me of sex for flirting with you.

Wellllllll - I might be available if you find yourself in a predicament.

The low low price of $5 a minute!

It's a bargain, only $3 more per minute than usual. :1orglaugh

You should charge more than that. I only need one minute.

e: I can get a hooker for $120 an hour.

e2: I knew you and sabby liked me.

This is why we have a 10 minute minimum. Momma didn't raise no fool.

What's the number? You promise I'll be talking to you and not your momma? :winkwink:

Wait, don't answer that. I forgot there was a chance I'd still get wife sex if I shut up.

I'd like to thank harmin for the shout out.

http://i.imgur.com/De08JYH.jpg

And for the beautiful hat. It should get here just in time for the derby!

Wanna be my lollipop.

Yes but you'll have an increased risk of getting diabetes because I'm so sweet (in the tank).

Who gives suckers to a cat? My brother's dog used to drink sweet iced tea and other sugary drinks from people's glasses. It got diabetes early in life.

WIFE!!! WIFE!!!! :helpme

Withhold sex just for that lame line!!!!!

Dogs really shouldn't drink out of peoples glasses. That's weird.

Boo you suck again. :)

It was a long time ago. I don't know how it started. Probably one of his kids gave the dog a coke or something. Then they couldn't leave a glass unattended without the dog trying to drink from it.

Things that make you go hmmm.

there have been bigger :)

Like this: https://gfy.com/20437291-post35.html
Then this: https://gfy.com/20437380-post1.html

I mean hmmm is it a woman whose "head would cave in if she picked a booger from her nose". Or is it juicy trolling me?

PS. Harmin is totally the present participle of harm; he's always having adverse affects on things. Plus he made me look good in front of the ladies.

As much as I would like to comment, I just can't. :(

You just commented! :)

I get what you're saying though. It's okay, I don't need to know everything you know. Like what weird guys talk about during phone sex. :|

You already know what I know :winkwink:

That's the most confusing thing you've said.

Is it my name and address? :mad:

I must be getting old. It took awhile to think of that.

How about 4:21...The Day After?

Snuck that edit in.

I wish I didn't know what weird guys talk about during phone sex. :helpme :Oh crap

:thumbsup good song
:1orglaugh

I sometimes think of silly things to add when I re-read my posts. I only write 'edit' or 'e' if it's been a few minutes since I posted.

I like this autoplay thing on youtube. I've heard half of the album now (really heard only 4 songs). Going to buy it. Thanks for posting. <3

Did I post 3 times in a row? Turkey! Nice, I can usually only do that on wii bowling.

I don't want to know but I can't help it. What's the weirdest thing?

ps. is it 45 seconds to friday already?

Oh look. How cute. He founf another woman to talk to on GFY.

This mother fucker is desperate :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh, hi there, I almost didn't see you. I know you haven't noticed but I've been talking to her for months.

You forgot to add how she's not real.

wut?
didn't take your meds again?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Forgeful harmon was so forgetful. I wish you hadn't run away and hid all day. I'm going to bed soon so I can't play now.

At that moment it was 3 seconds to friday. =)

The weirdest ones for me are the transformation ones. One guy wanted to be a unicorn, another guy wanted to be shrunk into a little tiny man and for me to chase him around stomping, another shrunk into vibrator size and to be drown in my juices. Another guy who always asks to call me, but I just can't, wants all the girls to pretend to be old. Like 100 years old. They have to call him sonny and act like an old lady. Another guy - we role played in central park sex on a bench and his head was in a guillotine at the moment it was about to happen, off with his head and it rolled into a basket where everyone watching giggled and laughed. I've had several guys who like to wear diapers and shit while on the phone. Just gross stuff. So much over 15 years I wish I had written a book.

I love just my plain old regular good guys when I do choose to do it. I just can't be bothered with that crazy stuff anymore lol.

The top shelf stuff isn't always about potency. You can get nice stuff that's not super potent but looks nice, smokes nice, and tastes/smells good. You can also get mids that are high potency but taste like ass.

That sucks, especially at those prices. So far I'm very happy with the couple of knives I picked up at Kamata Knife Shop in Kappabashi, Tokyo's Restaurant Supply District. Kamata is a fourth generation family shop with an awesome selection topping out at $15,000 for a handmade sashimi knife.

Kamata Hakensha?Japanese knife specialty store

Paid about $300 for this 12 inch chef's knife:

http://s30.postimg.org/lp8faasrl/image.jpg
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EWWW I only needed one example. Oh well, the tiny man one made me laugh a lot. That elderly lady stuff is most disturbing to me. I love my 85+ year old grandmother.

The turning into a vibrator thing is more my style of weirdness. But I don't want to drown in there, just have a swim. :uhoh

I wish I could get some tasty mids for a decent price. I don't think anyone is testing thc levels around here. If it looks and tastes nice it's most likely going to be sold as top shelf.

love the single piece knives. it's what i originally wanted, i tried a few but the handles on them weren't designed like i like and i found my hand slipping towards the blade, but that one looks like it has some grip.

Hey dyna, you got me looking up knives. I think your PC knife has a lifetime warranty. But, they always word those things so they don't actually cover anything.

The weird ones spend the most money honey!

appreciated.

yeah, we're gonna be inland later this weekend and was thinking i'll give a holler to the pc rep i bought it from. they were pretty good about replacing the clay baking tray, but that was all closer to the purchase date. it's a fantastic knife btw. well, except for it cracking!