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EliteWebmaster 08-04-2015 01:20 PM

How do you know if you are a white trash?

The Salvation Army declines your furniture

EliteWebmaster 08-04-2015 01:22 PM

Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

EliteWebmaster 08-04-2015 01:25 PM

Why is arab pilots so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off

ZeroHero 08-04-2015 05:31 PM

oh this is a thread for depopulation of GFY, ok get it, thanks.

Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga? :)

mineistaken 08-04-2015 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20542005)

Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga? :)

He's a cracka :winkwink:

mineistaken 08-04-2015 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20541718)
Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

I thought latinos are stereotypically hard workers, no? :upsidedow

This joke was already posted with "natives" which maybe makes more sense.

SilentKnight 08-04-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20541714)
Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

Helps for better aiming.

Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

pornmasta 08-04-2015 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20542042)
Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

:1orglaugh

PaperstreetWinston 08-04-2015 08:31 PM

lots of funny ones!

2MuchMark 08-04-2015 08:32 PM

Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
Beans keep falling through the grill.

Q: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

brassmonkey 08-04-2015 09:24 PM

ok this one is bad. true story heard it on the radio.

another escalator swallows another lady. the guy on the radio say does the escalator get hungry for more chinese food after 30 mins??

fiddy racist bastards

TheSquealer 08-04-2015 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20542159)
ok this one is bad. true story heard it on the radio.

another escalator swallows another lady. the guy on the radio say does the escalator get hungry for more chinese food after 30 mins??

fiddy racist bastards

Ironically, on this forum, you ARE the best racist joke.

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 08-04-2015 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20542162)
Ironically, on this forum, you ARE the best racist joke.

:2 cents:

loony fuking stalker!!! :disgust

TheSquealer 08-04-2015 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20542170)
loony fuking stalker!!! :disgust

I'll see you Thursday right? I mean, we're all bitches according to you for not saying something to your face that we'd say on the forum. I'd really like to redeem myself in your eyes when I call you an useless piece of shit to your face. Would you give me that chance? You are a gangster after all, it's not like you have anything to worry about. You're just hard like that.

Rob 08-04-2015 10:16 PM

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

SilentKnight 08-04-2015 10:41 PM

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers.

SilentKnight 08-04-2015 11:00 PM

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggas that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Why do niggas have red eyes after sex?
Pepper spray.

The Porn Nerd 08-04-2015 11:47 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Man that's racist.

????

CaptainHowdy 08-05-2015 07:30 AM

Strike 2 ...

ZeroHero 08-05-2015 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20542016)
He's a cracka :winkwink:

"He's a cracka" little birdy muthafucka :pimp

L-Pink 08-05-2015 07:54 AM

http://i.imgur.com/rG13Iys.jpg

ContentBay 08-05-2015 07:57 AM

Why doesn't Mexico have sexual education and a driving exam at the same day?



.....the mule would get tired :D

brassmonkey 08-05-2015 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20542472)

i knew you were special L
http://www.totallyduh.com/files/2013...neck-jokes.jpg
http://www.totallyduh.com/files/2012...es-292x300.jpg
http://placeitonluckydan.com/wp-cont...park-shirt.jpg
hotlinked

DraX 08-05-2015 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20452230)
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

stoka 08-05-2015 03:09 PM

A black guy reads Hebrew newspapers in a park. A skinhead approaches and angrily asks - so being black is just not enough for you?!!

clickity click 08-05-2015 03:43 PM

I am so offended right now.

escorpio 08-05-2015 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20541691)
This one I heard in L.A. it works best there

How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood?

All the mexicans buy auto insurance

:1orglaugh Nice. An Asian joke and Mexican joke all in one!



Why did the blonde fuck the Mexican?

Her teacher told her to do an essay over the weekend.

L-Pink 08-05-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20542872)
:1orglaugh Nice. An Asian joke and Mexican joke all in one!



Why did the blonde fuck the Mexican?

Her teacher told her to do an essay over the weekend.


Awwwwww ........... groan ............ Thats pretty funny actually!


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