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dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478373)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

do you ride?

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478382)
do you ride?

No I suffer from a mental disability that causes me to come to GFY and pretend I'm a connected biker

I have ridden 5,000,000 miles before though

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20478381)
hey I've got a bike and a beard can I play?

That depends...

Was your neighbours dog once treated at a vet, where a previously employee once bought a second hand bike from someone who may or may not have been part of a motorcycle gang, which would pretty much make you CONNECTED by association ?

If so, feel free to join Vendzilla and Baddog in their MC circlejerk :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478391)
No I suffer from a mental disability that causes me to come to GFY and pretend I'm a connected biker

I have ridden 5,000,000 miles before though

that certainly explains most of your posts here.

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:00 PM

I would like to know why Son of Samantha is so afraid of me that he has to start a thread about it?

Oh well, he's on ignore anyways, nothing but fear seems to come from him, nothing useful at all!

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20478379)
I ride everyday, I must be a fag too.

Isn't that what the english call a cigarette?

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Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20478381)
hey I've got a bike and a beard can I play?

Sure, just show up for church

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478382)
do you ride?

Here he is
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ul-d38nceo.jpg

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478395)
I would like to know why Son of Samantha is so afraid of me that he has to start a thread about it?

Oh well, he's on ignore anyways, nothing but fear seems to come from him, nothing useful at all!

that's exactly what i was about to ask him. did you do something to him or something?

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20478119)
Its pretty sad when you are an old guy and you need a motorcycle to make yourself feel like their is still testosterone flowing through your body.

Like ride the bike and STFU.

They are in the same group as 16 yo kids revving their engines after watching a fast and furious movie. Like no one cares.

And him pointing it out all WREAKS of desperation of someone who wishes they mattered.

Afraid of getting old? I'm not, but unlike you, very little scares me.
I'm guessing motorcycles scare you, that's ok, I'm sure there's room on the bus for you!

And I matter to my family and friends, please don't confuse your life with mine! OK?

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478397)
that's exactly what i was about to ask him. did you do something to him or something?

I try not to think about it, I hate it when the little guys get scared over something I said!

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20478379)
I ride everyday, I must be a fag too.

bullshit! they are just cowards!!!

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478400)
I try not to think about it, I hate it when the little guys get scared over something I said!

i see, i'm still curious.


sonofsam, what did Vendzilla ever do to you?

mikesouth 05-19-2015 06:20 PM

Y'all should be careful Vendzilla is a real badass he might email you picture of him holding a gun, like he did me.....A real gangsta that one...

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478397)
that's exactly what i was about to ask him. did you do something to him or something?

Wish you still rode, taking my girl up to Lompoc this weekend, take in Los Olivos and Solvang. Some really nice country side to ride thru up there.

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478405)
Wish you still rode, taking my girl up to Lompoc this weekend, take in Los Olivos and Solvang. Some really nice country side to ride thru up there.

it's nice up there, be sure and hit that motorcycle museum in solvang. call ahead and check their hours.

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20478404)
Y'all should be careful Vendzilla is a real badass he might email you picture of him holding a gun, like he did me.....A real gangsta that one...

Mike, your 15 minutes are up. That happened what, 12 years ago, give it a rest , you were the one being a complete asshole and you had to start shit with a moderator and lost, get over it, everyone else did. Geez, someone stands up to you being an asshole and you just can't let it go, some people!!!

I remember Alec asking me to apologize, I never did and I never will, your just another asshole. When that didn't work, you contacted my boss and he didn't give a shit about you either, you remember lensmen right, fucking loser!

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478406)
it's nice up there, be sure and hit that motorcycle museum in solvang. call ahead and check their hours.

Nice to know, I did not know they had that, but then again, we went up during the taste of Solvang and got hammered on the wine tasting and the flask in my back pocket!

Just looked it up, 11 to 5 on the weekend, I'll post some pics, thanx

sonofsam 05-19-2015 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478395)
I would like to know why Son of Samantha is so afraid of me that he has to start a thread about it?

Oh well, he's on ignore anyways, nothing but fear seems to come from him, nothing useful at all!

I'm on ignore yet here you are

And even parroting baddogs clever insults hahahaha

You are so embarrassing and you don't even know it. Do you truly think you're hardcore because you ride a Harley? :1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:33 PM

this thread is fucking nutty!

like all the vend threads. nutty!!

mikesouth 05-19-2015 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478407)
Mike, your 15 minutes are up. That happened what, 12 years ago, give it a rest , you were the one being a complete asshole and you had to start shit with a moderator and lost, get over it, everyone else did. Geez, someone stands up to you being an asshole and you just can't let it go, some people!!!

I remember Alec asking me to apologize, I never did and I never will, your just another asshole. When that didn't work, you contacted my boss and he didn't give a shit about you either, you remember lensmen right, fucking loser!

revisionist history...i didnt involve a mod...and you lost your position as mod over it...just points out that you are still the same douchebag you were then...send me a pic of you holding a gun...I run it on my blog with a link then your dumb ass DMCA'd me to take it down...it as a link to where you uploaded it...

Its all good remember however you like....

sonofsam 05-19-2015 06:41 PM

Please post the picture. I need a good laugh

Reminds me of when AaronM brough a gun to a show because he's a coward hahahaha

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478412)
I'm on ignore yet here you are

And even parroting baddogs clever insults hahahaha

You are so embarrassing and you don't even know it. Do you truly think you're hardcore because you ride a Harley? :1orglaugh

I do ignore you, but you feel so threatened that you have to start a thread about me to get my attention because you have some kind of sick man crush on me, I will chime in.

Back on ignore, I've said all I'm going to here, it's just a sad love letter from one of my fans, please get help, you dearly need it! I would give you a number of a therapist, but have never had the need for one, I'm sure the one you are using currently will suffice!!

Toodles!

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20478418)
revisionist history...i didnt involve a mod...and you lost your position as mod over it...just points out that you are still the same douchebag you were then...send me a pic of you holding a gun...I run it on my blog with a link then your dumb ass DMCA'd me to take it down...it as a link to where you uploaded it...

Its all good remember however you like....

Hey shit for brains,I was the mod you ignorant fuck and I stayed mod of XBiz.com till they closed and mod of GFY for 2 years later when I left, I think your memory is going!

And you posted that picture of me holding the gun, you were just too fucking stupid and hot linked it, so I just changed the picture, fuck you are dense!

And yet another lovers quarrel, LOL, fuck this i fun!

Fucking Loser!

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478413)
this thread is fucking nutty!

like all the vend threads. nutty!!

It's fun for me to twist these idiots up, people that have met me know this isn't who I am, it's just a character I play, well sorta, LOL

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 06:55 PM

Vendzilla gets nuthin but respect from me

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478424)
It's fun for me to twist these idiots up, people that have met me know this isn't who I am, it's just a character I play, well sorta, LOL

i'm always down for a vend thread. :1orglaugh


it hadn't popped up on my radar that you and sos go back

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478432)
i'm always down for a vend thread. :1orglaugh


it hadn't popped up on my radar that you and sos go back

I have no idea what happened there, maybe his meds got mixed up with his crayons, whatever.

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20478431)
Vendzilla gets nuthin but respect from me

Well thank you, I get my news from GFY, you report it faster that the networks

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478437)
Well thank you, I get my news from GFY, you report it faster that the networks

you fought for all these assholes posting here. risked your fukin life!

sonofsam 05-19-2015 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478432)
i'm always down for a vend thread. :1orglaugh


it hadn't popped up on my radar that you and sos go back

We don't go back

I have always called people out on shit, and he drew my attention by pretending to be a big bad biker on GFY.. when in reality he is having a mid-life identity crisis and has resorted to pretending to be associated to biker ganks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Penny24Seven 05-19-2015 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20478404)
Y'all should be careful Vendzilla is a real badass he might email you picture of him holding a gun, like he did me.....A real gangsta that one...

You have mentioned this several times, I wanna see that pic so bad LOL


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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478407)
Mike, your 15 minutes are up. That happened what, 12 years ago, !

12 years ago?


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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20478440)
you fought for all these assholes posting here. risked your fukin life!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adultchatpay 05-19-2015 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20478104)

Chosen Few :pimp

Honest-trafficker 05-19-2015 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20478259)
I posted once in another biker thread on GFY that I would love to buy this motorcycle

and was virtually beat-up for it.

That's an electrical motorcycle. Looks nice i admit. But how well does it ride is the question.

MetaMan 05-19-2015 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478399)
Afraid of getting old? I'm not, but unlike you, very little scares me.
I'm guessing motorcycles scare you, that's ok, I'm sure there's room on the bus for you!

And I matter to my family and friends, please don't confuse your life with mine! OK?

The tough guy act is fucking hilarious. But you arent even trying to joke.

The only thing scary here is that you have yourself convinced.

Your biker attitude stops at being another one of the thousands old fat guys with a beard who watched to many outlaw movies. Get over it lol!

dyna mo 05-19-2015 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478441)
We don't go back

I have always called people out on shit, and he drew my attention by pretending to be a big bad biker on GFY.. when in reality he is having a mid-life identity crisis and has resorted to pretending to be associated to biker ganks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i have to give you credit, well trolled, already into page 2. :winkwink:

sonofsam 05-19-2015 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478449)
i have to give you credit, well trolled, already into page 2. :winkwink:

A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep
- Barbara Streisand at the state of the union speech 2017

now keep it moving ------->

sonofsam 05-19-2015 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20478448)
The tough guy act is fucking hilarious. But you arent even trying to joke.

The only thing scary here is that you have yourself convinced.

Your biker attitude stops at being another one of the thousands old fat guys with a beard who watched to many outlaw movies. Get over it lol!

rip MetaMan

You just signed your own death certificate

You shouldn't have poked the bear


and by bear I mean Vendzilla

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/so-manly.jpg

Rochard 05-19-2015 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478356)

you think a medical condition that forced me to temporarily garage my passion for riding motorcycles after 30 years and 500k miles makes me a pussy. i couldn't give 1 single shit if you think that, rochard, feel free to point your finger at me and call me a pussy for that.

You called someone a pussy because you believe they have never rode a motorcycle, when you yourself cannot ride a motorcycle. By your definition a man who cannot ride a motorcycle is a pussy. You cannot ride a motorcycle. You just called yourself a pussy.

Riding a motorcycle doesn't make you a man. Not riding a motorcycle doesn't make you less of a man.

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478269)
try and think like an individual for once, **********, not like you've been assimilated by the borg and are loving it.

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20478272)
You were beat on for being Canadian, not because of the bike. :thumbsup

.


Stop laughin' at us, eh?


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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478298)
since i was 18. i currently cannot ride due to a medical issue. .

LOL!!!! Your Faecal Encephalopathy is responsible for a lot of thing.

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Honest-trafficker (Post 20478447)
That's an electrical motorcycle. Looks nice i admit. But how well does it ride is the question.

I have no idea how it rides. The only kind of motorcycle I have ever tried was a dirt bike. I'm not really a fan of motorcycles but if I was to buy one one day, I would buy for comfort and cruising. Racing bikes, or the kind you have to lean forward on, don't interest me.

And yeah the bike pictured is a new Electric Harley Davidson that might become available in a few years.

Check this out



I LOVE how it sounds.... if I was going to buy a bike, it would be this one.


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