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brassmonkey 07-10-2015 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by iFriends (Post 20520952)
A new law won't cure stupid.

you can make fireworks.

iFriends 07-10-2015 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20520960)
you can make fireworks.

Yup I remember fondly when my brother made a crater in the back yard, lol.

dyna mo 07-10-2015 11:51 AM

we used to have bottle rocket fights. holding the bottle rocket by the stick, you can flick it right before it launches and send it flying toward your adversary, who would have to stay in the area where the bottle rocket would blow up. good times but we caught the carpet on fire in my parent's indoor/outdoor entertainment area, on account of a bad aim. my dad was pissed off at those drive-by teenage hooligans we blamed that one on!

iFriends 07-10-2015 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20520968)
we used to have bottle rocket fights. holding the bottle rocket by the stick, you can flick it right before it launches and send it flying toward your adversary, who would have to stay in the area where the bottle rocket would blow up. good times but we caught the carpet on fire in my parent's indoor/outdoor entertainment area, on account of a bad aim. my dad was pissed off at those drive-by teenage hooligans we blamed that one on!

Same with Roman Candles (now Harry Potter wands, lol), sans the catching the house on fire part.

Panthercash 07-10-2015 11:56 AM

wow just wow

dyna mo 07-10-2015 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by iFriends (Post 20520971)
Same with Roman Candles (now Harry Potter wands, lol), sans the catching the house on fire part.

roman candle's gotta sting when ya get hit eh!

getting the bottle rocket to blow up timed properly with a hit was difficult, not to mention flicking it right before it burned your hand firing on launch.

iFriends 07-10-2015 12:05 PM

The bottle rocket noises scared me more, so I didn't f with those, lol.

Colmike9 07-10-2015 12:42 PM

I lit 144 little bottle rockets at once and they fell pointed towards me right when I lit them.. :upsidedow

Seriously though, just make mortars illegal like M80s/M60s/Cherry bombs in most places, they're the ones ruining all the fun for the rest of the fireworks.

poncabare 07-10-2015 01:23 PM

life weeding itself out

iFriends 07-10-2015 01:38 PM

Thinning the herd, and that's okay!

420 07-10-2015 03:07 PM

The training manual should say not to place it on your head.

http://i.imgur.com/Sh1Pxoh.png

brassmonkey 07-10-2015 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20521122)
The training manual should say not to place it on your head.

http://i.imgur.com/Sh1Pxoh.png

would you hold a m-80 in your hand? not rocket science :2 cents::2 cents:


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