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ottopottomouse 07-27-2015 12:53 PM

50 tough guy bikers nibbling cupcakes.

C H R I S 07-27-2015 02:35 PM

Grats


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sonofsam 07-27-2015 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20534960)
50 tough guy bikers nibbling cupcakes.

You have a death wish bro?


Don't you know he often rides with patched bikers?

Better invest in a bulletproof vest and armored vehicle

PaperstreetWinston 07-27-2015 04:59 PM

congratz!

RyuLion 07-27-2015 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20533947)
Congratulations to you and your wife. Sounds like it was an awesome day with family and friends. Enjoy the next couple weeks :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 07-27-2015 05:13 PM

Congrats! When's the baby due?

Bladewire 07-27-2015 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20534255)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Man..... people like you kill me...

If you were ever in a situation that was actually serious in that lifestyle you would be so shook you'd probably never leave your house again. Please give up the tough guy "i hang around with bikers" schtick.. Nobody is buying it. You're embarrassing yourself :1orglaugh

The reason you view it so highly and so "cool" is because you're a chump hangaround and have no idea what that life is about. It's not about putting on your gay vest and going to biker barbeques and sleeping with the 45 year old truck stop sluts that cling on to those types.

The reason most of those people do so many drugs and drink so much is because they are consumed with stress and paranoia. It's not a lifestyle to look up to. Of course you don't know that though, because you're one of those 45 year old truck stop sluts yourself :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Most adults strive to be successful and live care free lives, and here you are glorifying being a trashy biker. Sweet priorities

Why you being so selfish? Can't even let a genuine real member post about his wedding without trying to bring him down? If nothing is sacred to you then you don't deserve those other identities posting here. Don't be so rude!

xXXtesy10 07-27-2015 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20534960)
50 tough guy bikers nibbling cupcakes.

sir, you are messing with the wrong guy here. would recommend no more like that post. :2 cents:

RyuLion 07-27-2015 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10 (Post 20535147)
sir, you arhttps://gfy.com/images/editor/separator.gife messing with the wrong guy here. would recommend no more like that post. :2 cents:

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Just Alex 07-27-2015 06:51 PM

I could never understand why people post personal shit here about deaths in the family or wedding. Who gives a fuck? Why don't u do webcast of it and see how many people would watch. None!

JFK 07-27-2015 07:28 PM

Congrats :thumbsup

bronco67 07-27-2015 07:39 PM

Don't get into the red pickup truck that drives around San Luis Obispo on Saturday nights. Not a fun time.

baddog 07-27-2015 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20535133)
Why you being so selfish? Can't even let a genuine real member post about his wedding without trying to bring him down? If nothing is sacred to you then you don't deserve those other identities posting here. Don't be so rude!

SameOldShit is a failure that thinks he is something. I am not sure why he decided to return because he is not in the industry and failed when he tried. The following is a true story:

http://a1der-babe.com/sos.bmp

He came, he saw, he failed; yet he returns a few years later and thinks he can make it as a troll. He will fail at that as well, I am sure. Check your privates. ;)


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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 20535179)
I could never understand why people post personal shit here about deaths in the family or wedding. Who gives a fuck? Why don't u do webcast of it and see how many people would watch. None!

Because some people have been in adult for years and have met and befriended many of us? Just a guess.

Phoenix 07-27-2015 08:31 PM

Congrats....:)

omgt 07-27-2015 10:41 PM

well done and gave a great life !

Vendzilla 07-29-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20535219)
Don't get into the red pickup truck that drives around San Luis Obispo on Saturday nights. Not a fun time.

Didn't see any red pick up's

Did find a few cool places

Staying at the Sycamore Mineral Spa, great place, in one of the king suites, they are elevated 8 feet in the air because they are above a river bed that fills up during parts of the year. The water that's going into the Jacuzzi on the deck is filled with mineral water. We leave today for the next leg of our honeymoon in Monterrey.

CDSmith 07-29-2015 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20534960)
50 tough guy bikers nibbling cupcakes.

You guys have to admit that was funny. I :1orglaugh 'd

Vend, congrats on the wedding. (Damnit I never know whether to send congrats or condolences whenever a guy says "I just got married" :1orglaugh )

But seriously, congrats. Sounds like you had a blast and are still having it. Enjoy.

Vendzilla 07-29-2015 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20535133)
Why you being so selfish? Can't even let a genuine real member post about his wedding without trying to bring him down? If nothing is sacred to you then you don't deserve those other identities posting here. Don't be so rude!

He is selfish and and an asshole, bit of a pussy too. I challenged him to fight, but he declined, until people tried to set it up as an event. It never happened. I have him on ignore, not even going to read what he posted. The fact that he posted at all in this thread shows his way of justifying and papering over his own lack of true masculinity.

I blame this on the lack of true role models, I believe his was Sponge Bob Square Pants or Barney the Dinosaur.

Vendzilla 07-29-2015 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20536576)
You guys have to admit that was funny. I :1orglaugh 'd

Vend, congrats on the wedding. (Damnit I never know whether to send congrats or condolences whenever a guy says "I just got married" :1orglaugh )

But seriously, congrats. Sounds like you had a blast and are still having it. Enjoy.

In this case, it's congrats. She's my partner in crime, my bet friend. She gets me and that's not always easy. Thank You for the well wishes. I'm out till tomorrow, I'll post a few pics of the places we have been.

Va2k 07-29-2015 09:33 AM

Awesome brother, congrats all the way!

Ace_luffy 07-29-2015 09:39 AM

congrats!

SekobA 07-29-2015 02:14 PM

All the best .cheers for that

Vendzilla 07-29-2015 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20534648)
Don't try turning the table on me, it's only because you called me out as being "to afraid to talk to your friends..." that I bothered mentioning it. I couldn't care less about any of these idiots...

I've just read this thread for the first time : GFY's newest wannabe biker gang wannabe - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

You really emailed mikesouth a picture of yourself with a gun.... bwaahaha.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Or wet your panties when a waitress thought you looked like SOA.. :1orglaugh

You are right we don't know each other but that alone tells me all I need to know. Tkx.

I never emailed a picture to Mike South, I think your hooked on phonics is failing you. You came into my announcement that I got married in full asshole mode, your a retarded fucking troll and nothing more. You tell a biker that you know a biker like I'm suppose to give a fuck.

Maybe you should just admit you're a piece of shit and leave it at that? Anyone that lives in the San Fernando Valley and rides a bike and goes to the places I go to, is going to run into patched club riders. People that think this is a big thing are ill informed . I have friends that have patches, it's not a big deal, but I guess for someone that lives in their mothers basement like you do it is. I get out, I do things. Right now I'm taking it easy in Monterey after riding for several hours with my wife up PCH. It was an awesome ride , if you think I'm even the slightest bit concerned about your opinion of me, you clearly are worse off than I first thought, you should consider clinical help.

And for the rest of the idiots that think knowing a patched club member is out of any ones realm, grow some fucking balls and say hi, they are for the most part friendly respectful people. Just show respect! The HA's throw charity events all the time, go to one, they're fun and when they leave, the place is always spotless. In the Valley, they use the Disabled Veterans Center and it's always spotless when they leave.

Or maybe during the summer, just go to the Sage Brush Cantina on a Sunday, cuts are not allowed inside, but it's easy to pick out what clubs they belong to. You won't see Mongols or Vago's there, but most of the other clubs in the Valley show up.

Vendzilla 07-29-2015 07:16 PM

For a any one that might ask, yes, getting hit in the head with a bee at 60 hurts. My wife pulled out the stinger and I'm a little swelled up.
Other than that, the ride on PCH from San Lius Obispo to Monterey is AWESOME.

lukaswolf 07-31-2015 06:53 AM

Congrats :thumbsup

Slappin Fish 07-31-2015 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20534229)
"...You would be afraid to even talk to some of the people I hang with...."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
You tell a biker that you know a biker like I'm suppose to give a fuck.

You call me out, I answer, this is how convos work.

I knew you were a wannabe tough guy, I didn't realize you're the dumbest cunt here....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
... run into patched club riders. People that think this is a big thing are ill informed . I have friends that have patches, it's not a big deal, but I guess for someone that lives in their mothers basement like you do it is.

.

Nobody thinks it's a big thing you retard, only you. That's the whole point.


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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
...someone that lives in their mothers basement like you do...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...

Vendzilla 08-01-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20538242)
You call me out, I answer, this is how convos work.

I never invited you in my thread
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I knew you were a wannabe tough guy, I didn't realize you're the dumbest cunt here....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You called my best friend a retard, in person you would shit your tighty whities!
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Nobody thinks it's a big thing you retard, only you. That's the whole point.
I'm the only one that didn't make a big thing about it, Just you and couple other pussies! The whole point is you are a retard asshole cunt that came into a thread where I just wanted to tell people I got married, you started with insults. I know this is the only place in the world you can make insults because you are too much much of a whiny little cunt to make them anywhere else

this is the part that points you out in particular
Quote:

And for the rest of the idiots that think knowing a patched club member is out of any ones realm, grow some fucking balls and say hi, they are for the most part friendly respectful people. Just show respect! The HA's throw charity events all the time, go to one, they're fun and when they leave, the place is always spotless. In the Valley, they use the Disabled Veterans Center and it's always spotless when they leave.
I know in public, you would never have the balls to say this stuff to me, probably couldn't even talk to me with out wetting your pants!

Let's face it, GFY is place that collects jokes and you are a shining example! Congrats!

Vendzilla 08-01-2015 06:31 PM

Well, after a bee hit me in the face and made my eye puff up till I couldn't open it, was ok the next day. Still don't want to wear a full face helmet. Had an oil leak on the bike, turned out that the transmission was loose, no more leaks. Made it from LA to Eureka , tomorrow I'll be in Redding!

MetaMan 08-05-2015 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20539439)
Well, after a bee hit me in the face and made my eye puff up till I couldn't open it, was ok the next day. Still don't want to wear a full face helmet. Had an oil leak on the bike, turned out that the transmission was loose, no more leaks. Made it from LA to Eureka , tomorrow I'll be in Redding!

You're a fucking loser. :1orglaugh

sonofsam 08-05-2015 11:58 AM

Vendzilla and Bladewire:

Funny that you are whining about people coming into this thread and for people to have respect. I believe I didn't comment in here and neither did MetaMan until after you called us both idiots (post #18) :)


so anyways while I'm here.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20536618)
He is selfish and and an asshole, bit of a pussy too. I challenged him to fight, but he declined, until people tried to set it up as an event. It never happened. I have him on ignore, not even going to read what he posted. The fact that he posted at all in this thread shows his way of justifying and papering over his own lack of true masculinity.

I blame this on the lack of true role models, I believe his was Sponge Bob Square Pants or Barney the Dinosaur.

Did this actually happen? My memory is kinda bad, but this sounds hilarious. I could see myself saying no though because you're trash and it's a lose-lose situation. While I'm at it, why don't I go down to skid row and fight some crackheads too ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
And for the rest of the idiots that think knowing a patched club member is out of any ones realm, grow some fucking balls and say hi, they are for the most part friendly respectful people. Just show respect!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is why you're so retarded man... Nobody thinks it's a big deal. That's the whole point. They aren't the gods you make them out to be in your head. I live in BC, Canada.... Everyone and their mom/dad/dog/cousin/hairdresser/dermatologist is a "full patch" or related to one. Nobody cares.

It's not for a lack of "balls" that we don't associate with them. Nobody is scared of bikers. They aren't the boogey man, idiot

sonofsam 08-05-2015 11:59 AM

be right back, just on my way down to the club house to suck dick

http://www.magnoliavoice.com/uploads...motorcycle.png

MetaMan 08-05-2015 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20542702)
Vendzilla and Bladewire:

Funny that you are whining about people coming into this thread and for people to have respect. I believe I didn't comment in here and neither did MetaMan until after you called us both idiots (post #18) :)


so anyways while I'm here.....



Did this actually happen? My memory is kinda bad, but this sounds hilarious. I could see myself saying no though because you're trash and it's a lose-lose situation. While I'm at it, why don't I go down to skid row and fight some crackheads too ;)



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is why you're so retarded man... Nobody thinks it's a big deal. That's the whole point. They aren't the gods you make them out to be in your head. I live in BC, Canada.... Everyone and their mom/dad/dog/cousin/hairdresser/dermatologist is a "full patch" or related to one. Nobody cares.

It's not for a lack of "balls" that we don't associate with them. Nobody is scared of bikers. They aren't the boogey man, idiot

Vendzilla is a complete loser. He even changes his own marriage thread into a wannabe biker thread. It really shows how much of a little man he actually feels on the inside. I wouldn't have even posted here until he decided to name drop me.

I can see maybe when you're younger and you want to "belong" and feel "cool". But to be an over the hill overweight little man still wrapped up this wannabe biker thought process is simply pathetic.

The older i get the less i want to belong to something and the more i just want things to be simple. People like Vendzilla have a clear personality disorder. He always has the need to point out who's he with or who he knows. He makes an issue out of it by constantly pointing out things no one cares about then complains when people call him out on said issue. What a pathetic little man.

MetaMan 08-05-2015 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
And for the rest of the idiots that think knowing a patched club member is out of any ones realm, grow some fucking balls and say hi, they are for the most part friendly respectful people. Just show respect!

I don't go and say hi to random strangers in general. I should be going up to "patched members" and saying "hi" and "show respect" like they are some Vietnam veterans?

MetaMan 08-05-2015 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20537096)
The HA's throw charity events all the time, go to one, they're fun and when they leave, the place is always spotless. In the Valley, they use the Disabled Veterans Center and it's always spotless when they leave.

Why do you keep name dropping like you're one of them!? You're pathetic!

It is like people who follow a celebs on Twitter and always talk like they're "in tune" with the celebs real life.

You're a nobody, a hang around at best. No one cares! Get over it!

Vendzilla 08-05-2015 05:48 PM

Wow, why all the hate? Is the bromance over?

You and Son Of Samantha should get a room, you would make great snuggle bunnies!

Vendzilla 08-05-2015 05:50 PM

Again, I say I'm getting married and the losers come out bashing the fact I ride a motorcycle and talk to others and have friends.

All I can say they must all drive Hybrids, have no friends and never talk to anyone!

Pretty sad really.

Have fun, live life and make new friends, it's that simple. My life is good!

MetaMan 08-06-2015 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20533986)
I ride with patched bikers, there was one that rode with us yesterday. These are not aryan brotherhood types.

Sonofsam and Metaman are ill informed idiots that command their keyboard only!

No... YOU BROUGHT ME UP.

You want the attention. So stop pretending.

Vendzilla 08-09-2015 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20543569)
No... YOU BROUGHT ME UP.

You want the attention. So stop pretending.

Actually it was xXXtesy10 that brought up the thread you started attacking me so GoFuckYourself. If you think I post for your attention, you're delusional , get a girl friend!

sandman! 08-09-2015 07:14 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Relic 08-09-2015 10:42 PM

Good for you Vendzilla

dyna mo 08-10-2015 07:46 AM

congrats vendzilla!

escorpio 08-10-2015 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20542704)
be right back, just on my way down to the club house to suck dick

http://www.magnoliavoice.com/uploads...motorcycle.png

:1orglaugh

Vendzilla 08-10-2015 09:49 PM

Yeah, we came back from the HoneyMoon after spending 2 weeks riding all over California yesterday. I got hit in the face with a bee and my eye swelled up to were I couldn't open it, bike had to spend a day at a mechanic because a cam chain tensioner needed some love. Spent a lot of time on PCH seeing some things I have never seen. Burney falls was a nice hike, Shasta caverns, Mineral spa in San Lius Obispo, fishermens wharf in Monterey, Rode across the golden gate bridge and stopped to check out the view. the road from Fort Bragg to Eureka was the best!
Good to be back, setting up some new business this week.

nico-t 08-11-2015 03:12 AM

Could you tell us more about the patched biker?

Vendzilla 08-11-2015 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20547314)
Could you tell us more about the patched biker?

He was the best man at the wedding and my best friend

pr0phet 08-11-2015 10:54 AM

Does he refer to you as a "patched poster"?

Vendzilla 08-11-2015 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0phet (Post 20547874)
Does he refer to you as a "patched poster"?

Your attempt at comedy has failed

MetaMan 08-11-2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20547739)
He was the best man at the wedding and my best friend

Did you guys fuck each others exhausts and suck on each others tail pipes for the bachelor party?


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