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blackmonsters 10-19-2015 02:35 PM

Bullshit.

Hacky sack rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bPJnNLJNE


:1orglaugh

Rochard 10-19-2015 03:50 PM

When it comes to American sports, the NFL seems to have it going on.

Baseball bores me to death. Too slow. I like basketball myself, shoot hoops every morning, but it's just the same same same thing over and over again.

VSKevin 10-19-2015 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Natalie_AC (Post 20608761)
Hockey is so much more fun to watch!

But don't listen to me - I watched whole days' worth of Tour De France and Vuelta and thought it was entertaining.

I totally agree with this! Somehow playing for 30 seconds then waiting for 30 seconds repeatedly isn't so fun for me to watch.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate football. It just feels a little slow. I did catch the Michigan State v. Michigan game... that last play was fucking miraculous to me. How often does this shit happen?!


dynastoned 10-19-2015 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20609426)
I totally agree with this! Somehow playing for 30 seconds then waiting for 30 seconds repeatedly isn't so fun for me to watch.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate football. It just feels a little slow. I did catch the Michigan State v. Michigan game... that last play was fucking miraculous to me. How often does this shit happen?!


that type of situation and result was rare. according to espn michigan state had a 0.2% chance of winning that game before that play happened.

CDSmith 10-20-2015 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20608560)
What in the HELL did Indy just do? Besides turn the ball over and probably lose the game???

People will be asking that for a long time to come I'm sure. That play was bonkers.

L-Pink 10-20-2015 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20610165)
People will be asking that for a long time to come I'm sure. That play was bonkers.

That was a pee-wee league play at best. How embarrassing to even call that play when playing the Super Bowl champs.

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20610176)
That was a pee-wee league play at best. How embarrassing to even call that play when playing the Super Bowl champs.

Bellichik was otr pre-game stating he knew it was going to be a gadget game, he had his team ready for that sort of chicanery. i happen to like the coach's call, i think it could have worked, it was poorly executed which means it was prolly also poorly coached in practice. but i can understand the strategerizing, it's going to take trickery like that for the Colts to beat the Patriots.

atom 10-20-2015 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20608504)
Packers.


added to ignore until season is over :anon:moon

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by atom (Post 20610337)
added to ignore until season is over :anon:moon

i remember that one time way back when the Vikes beat the Pack.

CamTraffic 10-20-2015 11:33 AM

Commercials are SO exciting!!! I watched a bit of it but i got to record it, Unless i am at a BBQ or a party, I can't watch that shit live. :thumbsup

http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net...sk-628x524.png

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by atom (Post 20610337)
added to ignore until season is over :anon:moon

Vikes are pretty solid going into week 6, Pack got bumped by the Bengals, who look very very sharp so far.

NFL Power Rankings: Move over, Packers, there's a new No. 1 - NFL - CBSSports.com

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 20610345)
Commercials are SO exciting!!! I watched a bit of it but i got to record it, Unless i am at a BBQ or a party, I can't watch that shit live. :thumbsup

http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net...sk-628x524.png

everything comes with an advertsising cost, have you tried to read a news link on your phone? pop ups, install our app, more popups, auto run video commercials, all before you can even get to the news story.

besides, the # of vendors willing to pay top dollar to air a commercial is a testimony to how exciting the game is to watch. the # of commercials has no impact on that excitment as viewership numbers climb. just like roger goodal being a douchenozzle has very little impact on viewership.

i'd bet a hockey broadcast of a 60 minute hockey game lasts close to 3 hours.

just a punk 10-20-2015 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20608475)
FACT: NFL is the most exciting spectator sport ever.

About 95.4% of the Earth's population has no idea what is that...

Jman 10-20-2015 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20610353)
everything comes with an advertsising cost, have you tried to read a news link on your phone? pop ups, install our app, more popups, auto run video commercials, all before you can even get to the news story.

besides, the # of vendors willing to pay top dollar to air a commercial is a testimony to how exciting the game is to watch. the # of commercials has no impact on that excitment as viewership numbers climb. just like roger goodal being a douchenozzle has very little impact on viewership.

i'd bet a hockey broadcast of a 60 minute hockey game lasts close to 3 hours.

Hockey is a fast paced game while the play is going. So why does the average NHL game last two hours and twenty minutes. This NHL average game length is the second quickest among the four major professional sports. The only professional sport that completes their games quicker is the National Basketball Association. The NBA game length average is just 5 minutes less than that of the NHL. The National Football League and Major League Baseball are over the three-hour average.

So why are sixty minute regulation games taking over two hours. Here are some very interesting facts that determine the length of the game.
The average number of stoppages in an NHL game is 81.

Averages per NHL game:

Off-sides: 16

Icings: 9

Goals: 5

Penalties: 5

TV Time-outs: 12

incidental stoppages 34 ? (non-penalized skirmishes, puck leaving rink, puck frozen, etc).

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20610356)
About 95.4% of the Earth's population has no idea what is that...

everyone knows that.

the NFL is working hard to bring this game to more people around the globe, apparently it's a challenge. and that's because it's a hit wherever in the world it's played. USA, Mexico, Britain.

dyna mo 10-20-2015 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jman (Post 20610360)
Hockey is a fast paced game while the play is going. So why does the average NHL game last two hours and twenty minutes. This NHL average game length is the second quickest among the four major professional sports. The only professional sport that completes their games quicker is the National Basketball Association. The NBA game length average is just 5 minutes less than that of the NHL. The National Football League and Major League Baseball are over the three-hour average.

So why are sixty minute regulation games taking over two hours. Here are some very interesting facts that determine the length of the game.
The average number of stoppages in an NHL game is 81.

Averages per NHL game:

Off-sides: 16

Icings: 9

Goals: 5

Penalties: 5

TV Time-outs: 12

incidental stoppages 34 ? (non-penalized skirmishes, puck leaving rink, puck frozen, etc).


there ya go, all the major pro sports take 2.5 hours + to play a 60 minute game.

blackmonsters 10-20-2015 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 20610345)
Commercials are SO exciting!!! I watched a bit of it but i got to record it, Unless i am at a BBQ or a party, I can't watch that shit live. :thumbsup

http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net...sk-628x524.png

Yeah, and you will marry some bitch for 40 years just to have six minutes total of orgasms.


:1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-20-2015 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20610390)
Yeah, and you will marry some bitch for 40 years just to have six minutes total of orgasms.


:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

excellent analogy!

CamTraffic 10-20-2015 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20610353)
everything comes with an advertsising cost, have you tried to read a news link on your phone? pop ups, install our app, more popups, auto run video commercials, all before you can even get to the news story.

I am just glad I don't have to watch 20 minutes of commercial to get access to 2 minutes of content.
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20610353)
besides, the # of vendors willing to pay top dollar to air a commercial is a testimony to how exciting the game is to watch. the # of commercials has no impact on that excitment as viewership numbers climb. just like roger goodal being a douchenozzle has very little impact on viewership.

Rugby, MMA and real football are on top of my list :thumbsup
They pay top dollars for ads there too trust me.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20610353)
i'd bet a hockey broadcast of a 60 minute hockey game lasts close to 3 hours.

still better than 11 minutes of game play on a 3 hour game

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20610390)
Yeah, and you will marry some bitch for 40 years just to have six minutes total of orgasms.


:1orglaugh

Or you can watch real Sports and have non stop action with very few commercials :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-20-2015 12:32 PM

"real football"


gfy.

don't try and troll this thread because the name of the game doesn't perfectly explain the game to you.

J. Falcon 10-20-2015 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20609426)
I totally agree with this! Somehow playing for 30 seconds then waiting for 30 seconds repeatedly isn't so fun for me to watch.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate football. It just feels a little slow. I did catch the Michigan State v. Michigan game... that last play was fucking miraculous to me. How often does this shit happen?!




I watched that whole game and turned it off when less than a minute left. Caught the highlight while watching another game. Was fucking unbelievable is what it was.

atom 10-20-2015 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20610349)
Vikes are pretty solid going into week 6, Pack got bumped by the Bengals, who look very very sharp so far.

NFL Power Rankings: Move over, Packers, there's a new No. 1 - NFL - CBSSports.com

I hope they can play the full 60 minute this week. We almost gave that game away on Sunday in the 2nd half.

blackmonsters 10-20-2015 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 20610420)
I

Or you can watch real Sports and have non stop action with very few commercials :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you like sitting by yourself at the bar cheering alone at a single TV then Hockey is the way to go.

:1orglaugh

Far-L 10-20-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20608554)
nope I hate baseball but do love hockey and have caught a handful of Coyotes games. Hockey is one of those games it's so much better to watch in person

I would rather watch hockey than football even on tv but think it would benefit by better coverage - which I think is part of what made football better over the years as a TV sport.

Once producers really figure out how to cover the action, admittedly harder with such a non stop action game, but in a way that makes sense to viewers that don't necessarily instinctively know the game like true fans, then hockey will become a much more popular sport imo. Those overhead cams will help significantly, just like it did for football coverage. :2 cents:

dig420 10-20-2015 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20608475)
Let's face it, no other sport comes close. Maybe those Roman guys, gladiators, come in a close second. Distant 2nd really.

Second only to boxing.

Matt-ADX 10-20-2015 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20608475)
Let's face it, no other sport comes close. Maybe those Roman guys, gladiators, come in a close second. Distant 2nd really.

On TV or in the stadium?

I hate football live. 35 seconds between 1 yard runs and my small ass on those cold seats?

I don't watch hockey in fact I don't much care for it, but it's the best sport I have watched live in terms of action.

oppoten 10-20-2015 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20608484)
Rugby is a fine sport indeed and exciting to watch.

If those who diidn't make it to the NFL ended up playing rugby, you'd be really good at it.

But rugby has too many stupid rules, so NFL probably works better as a spectator sport.

Matt-ADX 10-20-2015 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 20610754)
If those who diidn't make it to the NFL ended up playing rugby, you'd be really good at it.

But rugby has too many stupid rules, so NFL probably works better as a spectator sport.

Rugby 7's is cool to watch but only because it has some similarities to NFL, regular rugby is rough to watch IMO with so much time spend to only gain or lose a single yard. Last game I watched it was 10 minutes of just that.

oppoten 10-20-2015 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 20610756)
Rugby 7's is cool to watch but only because it has some similarities to NFL, regular rugby is rough to watch IMO with so much time spend to only gain or lose a single yard. Last game I watched it was 10 minutes of just that.

It's modeled on war. The forwards are the infantry, the backs are the cavalry. So yeah, it can get quite turgid when it's all tied up amongst the forwards.

It's worse in the UK and Ireland than it is in the southern hemisphere (Aus, NZ, SA, Argentina), because we play a forward-oriented game with very little creative flair. Which has been found out in the current world cup.

Matt-ADX 10-20-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 20610763)
It's modeled on war. The forwards are the infantry, the backs are the cavalry. So yeah, it can get quite turgid when it's all tied up amongst the forwards.

It's worse in the UK and Ireland than it is in the southern hemisphere (Aus, NZ, SA, Argentina), because we play a forward-oriented game with very little creative flair. Which has been found out in the current world cup.

yeah it was the FR vs NZL game, where FR stood on the 1 for 10 min and didn't do shit. Maybe commonwealth rugby is like soccer, unable to adapt?

Serious question

RandyRandy 10-20-2015 09:26 PM

I'm entering my second football season in Malaysia. What sucks is the time difference 12/13 hours ahead, meaning Sunday games start at 1am or 4am Monday morning. Works out good for Sunday, Monday & Thursday nights.

But their is an equalizer: NFL GamePass. I watch the condensed versions - about 20-25 minutes of non-stop action. I watch everything on Monday with the scores off. A couple of games I'll watch live - like this weeks Jets-Pats (I've been a Jets fan since Joe Namath). Otherwise, Monday is my NFL day.

I watch the Yankees and Mets the same way. Condensed versions (12 min avg.) of virtually every game. No geo blackouts either!


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