Once your done buying a vacuum and cleaning your filthy carpets. Spend your last $4500 and invest in a real dedicated server for the year. Thus you will avoid threads like these where you come across as a complete idiot. Consider it on me.

Is that the best you got? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Perhaps you should invest in taking ECL English 101. Since I have MojoHosting dedicated servers dipshit which has been stated before in the thread. Or can't your canadian trailer trash read? Didn't your mother teach you English or was she too busy dropping you off at the orphanage :winkwink:

And don't worry, you are the one that came across as the idiot when you couldn't back up your shit remarks

No sorry im not trailer trash. I actually own one of these:
Vacuums & Floor Care | Amazon.com

Try one out sometime.

If it quacks like one, I call it like it is. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow, you own a vacuum cleaner, my housekeeper is so envious of you. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Don't worry, I won't look down on you, it's actually very metrosexual for a man to be a maid nowdays :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now now son be nice. Just because your mother cooks, cleans and washes your clothes for you it's not nice to call her a housekeeper. One day when you grow up you will clean up after yourself too. Now go back to playing your Xbox Live like a good little boy.

If she can't afford a vacuum cleaner simply buy her one for mothers day. I'm sure she'd really appreciate it.

Yours if she was smart would have abandoned you a long time ago. That's why you are so bitter. Then again she is a canadian, so maybe she's as dumb as you and stuck around :winkwink:

I actually feel sorry for your mother, when a mother gives birth to a child, it should be their pride and joy. But you must have brought her so much disappointment.

If yours was smart she would actually own a vacuum cleaner. Neither of you has to be envious of me for not living in complete filth. Snap a pic of your couch I guarantee it's covered in layers of dog hair. (her hair)

Thus why I originally suggested you buy a vacuum in the first place. With your "big baller billz".

Are you following along sonny boy?

Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that.

And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies.

Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance :)

Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life outside GFY:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Goodbye :thumbsup

I doubt any host, even if you're on a dedicated box, will allow you to use MySQL root.

It's the first time I ever hear such a thing.

I just looked in the mirror and man you ARE right! Life IS tough for a tall, built, athletic, handsome guy with huge cock like myself. What ever shall I do?

Cool man have a good night. I'm sure your girlfriends on chaturbate are waiting. Enjoy. :thumbsup

Didn't you hear? He has several dedicated boxes but has to go use a $5 shared host and is a complete expert on everything hosting...

Cool story bros

I had some low traffic sites with them and had to move out because of that "Tod" guy. Too many "nodes" on my email server and images.
Hard ass poindexter.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-con...poindexter.jpg

Elite what's with the hate on Canadians and our ridiculously named loonie?

Fact is a few years ago the Canadian dollar was worth more than the greenback. Our dollar is pretty much tied to the price of oil, that's in the shitter and our dollar has dropped as well.

Let the Canadian dollar drop to shit, most Canadians posting here earn USD. Please continue to bash us for getting a 30% premium on the money we make.

Back to the madness of yo momma comments and carpet burns.

I've had the same exact same experience with Certified, but with a dozen WordPress sites that I shoddily maintained for 4-6 years and will now be deleted, so I was looking for a new host and found this thread. Pretty funny reading!

I've decided to keep hosting with Certified. Apart from this situation, which would be devastating to me if the sites were earning, Certified's support has always been the best.

Just celebrated my first year with them, and they have been awesome. I'm dedicated, got my own box with them, they handle my 30tb of bandwidth like a boss and ...yeah.

:1orglaugh

Now this thread just provoked me to do some promo for Certified Hosting since I'm hosting my personal stuff with them for more than 5 years already.

- countless features and scripts to use, you can build pretty much anything you may ever need with the variety of tested / reviewed scripts available in your cPanel, excellent value for one's buck
- no hidden charges and non sense, upgrading to dedicated is a painless process and long term customers are valued
- you can up or downscale your hosting needs easily w. the shared dedicated solution if you are in need of a temporary modification
- excellent support

CERTIFIED HOSTING is worth checking out.

Oh my fucking God.
If it's shared hosting, you're not going to get root MySQL access.

You came on to bitch about that? Wow.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Hey Kacy, do you guys do VPS?
If not, any plans for that soon?

Hey :)

We don't. We did, but discontinued it.

Right now we have shared dedicated with Lightweight Virtualized Environment (LVE) and cPanel included, fully managed. Starting at $70/mo

Let me know if that interests you at all.

Thank you so much :)
I really appreciate the post, and your business over the years!

Thanks for sticking it out :) The problems would have just followed you.
Keep your WP UPDATED!!! And you won't have these issues. My PSA for the day, lol