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sandman! 10-22-2015 11:05 AM

if your comparing shared hosting to dedicated servers well then your doing it wrong.

there is a ton of shit i wont let shared hosting customers do that dedicated customers can do without a problem :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20611846)
It has nothing to do with being cheap or not. I thought I would try them first before I go on a dedicated server. Do you sign up to a new hosting company and immediately pay for dedicated hosting? I know I test it out before upgrading.


EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612336)
Um i live in the USA almost full time plus i want a strong dollar. so yeah...

are you going to make an apology thread for your script sucking? I'm guessing not.

Standing in line at your local welfare office full time is not work :1orglaugh: and doesn't make your rathole's country's loonie any stronger.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20612455)
if your comparing shared hosting to dedicated servers well then your doing it wrong.

there is a ton of shit i wont let shared hosting customers do that dedicated customers can do without a problem :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

I agree there are limitations on shared accounts but the issue was their server not running a basic cron job.

As mentioned, i installed the same script on BlueHost (Shared) and MojoHost (Dedicated) and both ran the crons fine with no configuration changes needed. I ran the same migration procedure over on all 3 hosting companies.

But its all sorted out now so all is good :)

MetaMan 10-22-2015 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612707)
Standing in line at your local welfare office full time is not work :1orglaugh: and doesn't make your rathole's country's loonie any stronger.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Says the fat guy who left America because he couldn't cut it. Let me guess those hookers you're banging in 3rd world countries love your personality? lol loser.

Where is your apology thread? You publicly try to shame a company because of your shitty script and you dont even have the balls to retract.

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612713)
Says the fat guy who left America because he couldn't cut it. Let me guess those hookers you're banging in 3rd world countries love your personality? lol loser.

Where is your apology thread? You publicly try to shame a company because of your shitty script and you dont even have the balls to retract.

Stay off the crack you loser. I left your rathole country Canada for the US. WTF you talking me leaving the US??? about 3rd world countries??? and fat guy??? hookers??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh You just proved you are a fucking canadian retard at its finest.

Show me one thread or one post of mine where i said anything you just posted :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh and I will pay your canadian welfare collecting ass $5000.00 right now.

Go ahead. Thats me calling your bullshit out

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 04:03 PM

Went through my safe and found $5000 of your rathole country's currency.
So ass clown, time to put up your proof bitch:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/q2qbBOq.jpg

xXXtesy10 10-22-2015 04:11 PM

great thread now :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 10-22-2015 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612749)
Went through my safe and found $5000 of your rathole country's currency.
So ass clown, time to put up your proof bitch:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/q2qbBOq.jpg

First spend a few hundred to buy a new vacuum and get your carpets cleaned. I dont respect people who live in filth.

Do you let your dog shit on the floor also? You disgust me.

By the look of your carpet youre the one who actually lives in a crack house. No wonder you have currency lying around.

Focus 10-22-2015 06:04 PM

This escalated quickly :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612838)
First spend a few hundred to buy a new vacuum and get your carpets cleaned. I dont respect people who live in filth.

Do you let your dog shit on the floor also? You disgust me.

By the look of your carpet youre the one who actually lives in a crack house. No wonder you have currency lying around.

So your ass clown is saying you lied about everything else and you have no evidence calling me a fat guy??? moving to the some 3rd world country??? banging hookers??? and moving out of the US??

You got owned bitch. Everyone sees you for the ass clowning Canadian fucktard that you are. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Remember, you are and will always be beneath me boy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:00 PM

Once your done buying a vacuum and cleaning your filthy carpets. Spend your last $4500 and invest in a real dedicated server for the year. Thus you will avoid threads like these where you come across as a complete idiot. Consider it on me.

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612869)
Once your done buying a vacuum and cleaning your filthy carpets. Spend your last $4500 and invest in a real dedicated server for the year. Thus you will avoid threads like these where you come across as a complete idiot. Consider it on me.

Is that the best you got? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Perhaps you should invest in taking ECL English 101. Since I have MojoHosting dedicated servers dipshit which has been stated before in the thread. Or can't your canadian trailer trash read? Didn't your mother teach you English or was she too busy dropping you off at the orphanage :winkwink:

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 07:08 PM

And don't worry, you are the one that came across as the idiot when you couldn't back up your shit remarks

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612870)
Is that the best you got? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Perhaps you should invest in taking ECL English 101. Since I have MojoHosting dedicated servers dipshit which has been stated before in the thread. Or can't your canadian trailer trash read? Didn't your mother teach you English or was she too busy dropping you off at the orphanage :winkwink:

No sorry im not trailer trash. I actually own one of these:
Vacuums & Floor Care | Amazon.com

Try one out sometime.

xXXtesy10 10-22-2015 07:15 PM


EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612875)
No sorry im not trailer trash. I actually own one of these:
Vacuums & Floor Care | Amazon.com

Try one out sometime.

If it quacks like one, I call it like it is. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow, you own a vacuum cleaner, my housekeeper is so envious of you. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Don't worry, I won't look down on you, it's actually very metrosexual for a man to be a maid nowdays :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612878)
If it quacks like one, I call it like it is. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow, you own a vacuum cleaner, my housekeeper is so envious of you. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Don't worry, I won't look down on you, it's actually very metrosexual for a man to be a maid nowdays :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now now son be nice. Just because your mother cooks, cleans and washes your clothes for you it's not nice to call her a housekeeper. One day when you grow up you will clean up after yourself too. Now go back to playing your Xbox Live like a good little boy.

If she can't afford a vacuum cleaner simply buy her one for mothers day. I'm sure she'd really appreciate it.

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612879)
Now now son be nice. Just because your mother cooks, cleans and washes your clothes for you it's not nice to call her a housekeeper. One day when you grow up you will clean up after yourself too. Now go back to playing your Xbox Live like a good little boy.

Yours if she was smart would have abandoned you a long time ago. That's why you are so bitter. Then again she is a canadian, so maybe she's as dumb as you and stuck around :winkwink:

I actually feel sorry for your mother, when a mother gives birth to a child, it should be their pride and joy. But you must have brought her so much disappointment.

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612880)
Yours if she was smart would have abandoned you a long time ago. That's why you are so bitter. Then again she is a canadian, so maybe she's as dumb as you and stuck around :winkwink:

If yours was smart she would actually own a vacuum cleaner. Neither of you has to be envious of me for not living in complete filth. Snap a pic of your couch I guarantee it's covered in layers of dog hair. (her hair)

Thus why I originally suggested you buy a vacuum in the first place. With your "big baller billz".

Are you following along sonny boy?

EliteWebmaster 10-22-2015 07:32 PM

Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that.

And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies.

Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance :)

Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life outside GFY:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Goodbye :thumbsup

Miguel T 10-22-2015 07:36 PM

I doubt any host, even if you're on a dedicated box, will allow you to use MySQL root.

It's the first time I ever hear such a thing.

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20612883)
Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that.

And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies.

Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance :)

Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Goodbye :thumbsup

I just looked in the mirror and man you ARE right! Life IS tough for a tall, built, athletic, handsome guy with huge cock like myself. What ever shall I do?

Cool man have a good night. I'm sure your girlfriends on chaturbate are waiting. Enjoy. :thumbsup

MetaMan 10-22-2015 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Miguel (Post 20612885)
I doubt any host, even if you're on a dedicated box, will allow you to use MySQL root.

It's the first time I ever hear such a thing.

Didn't you hear? He has several dedicated boxes but has to go use a $5 shared host and is a complete expert on everything hosting...

arock10 10-22-2015 08:21 PM

Cool story bros

Horatio Caine 10-22-2015 10:04 PM

I had some low traffic sites with them and had to move out because of that "Tod" guy. Too many "nodes" on my email server and images.
Hard ass poindexter.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-con...poindexter.jpg

Kenny B! 10-23-2015 08:44 AM

Elite what's with the hate on Canadians and our ridiculously named loonie?

Fact is a few years ago the Canadian dollar was worth more than the greenback. Our dollar is pretty much tied to the price of oil, that's in the shitter and our dollar has dropped as well.

Let the Canadian dollar drop to shit, most Canadians posting here earn USD. Please continue to bash us for getting a 30% premium on the money we make.

Back to the madness of yo momma comments and carpet burns.

MATRIX1984 01-11-2016 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20612216)
I have been using them for a few years now and haven't had major problems except one.
I bought a WordPress site and for some reason it started mailing spam to random people from random addresses. Nothing to do with me but they kept a accusing me of spam.
I started by disabling all plugins. They kept on coming. I then asked them to disable the site, apparently the spam kept coming.
Street multiple warnings I ended up deleting the site.
They were zero help in helping me resolve the issue.

I've had the same exact same experience with Certified, but with a dozen WordPress sites that I shoddily maintained for 4-6 years and will now be deleted, so I was looking for a new host and found this thread. Pretty funny reading!

I've decided to keep hosting with Certified. Apart from this situation, which would be devastating to me if the sites were earning, Certified's support has always been the best.

digitaldivas 01-11-2016 04:06 AM

Just celebrated my first year with them, and they have been awesome. I'm dedicated, got my own box with them, they handle my 30tb of bandwidth like a boss and ...yeah.

blackmonsters 01-11-2016 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20612838)
First spend a few hundred to buy a new vacuum and get your carpets cleaned. I dont respect people who live in filth.

Do you let your dog shit on the floor also? You disgust me.

By the look of your carpet youre the one who actually lives in a crack house. No wonder you have currency lying around.


:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 01-11-2016 01:18 PM

Now this thread just provoked me to do some promo for Certified Hosting since I'm hosting my personal stuff with them for more than 5 years already.

- countless features and scripts to use, you can build pretty much anything you may ever need with the variety of tested / reviewed scripts available in your cPanel, excellent value for one's buck
- no hidden charges and non sense, upgrading to dedicated is a painless process and long term customers are valued
- you can up or downscale your hosting needs easily w. the shared dedicated solution if you are in need of a temporary modification
- excellent support

CERTIFIED HOSTING is worth checking out.

muthisdev 01-13-2016 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20611910)
I will message them. But I don't understand why root user is not allowed. It's common and most hosting companies allow it. Anyways will message them

Oh my fucking God.
If it's shared hosting, you're not going to get root MySQL access.

You came on to bitch about that? Wow.

fitzmulti 01-14-2016 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by muthisdev (Post 20699349)
Oh my fucking God.
If it's shared hosting, you're not going to get root MySQL access.

You came on to bitch about that? Wow.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

muthisdev 01-14-2016 12:00 PM

Hey Kacy, do you guys do VPS?
If not, any plans for that soon?

kacy 01-14-2016 02:25 PM

Hey :)

We don't. We did, but discontinued it.

Right now we have shared dedicated with Lightweight Virtualized Environment (LVE) and cPanel included, fully managed. Starting at $70/mo

Let me know if that interests you at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by muthisdev (Post 20699804)
Hey Kacy, do you guys do VPS?
If not, any plans for that soon?


kacy 01-14-2016 02:26 PM

Thank you so much :)
I really appreciate the post, and your business over the years!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 20696808)
Now this thread just provoked me to do some promo for Certified Hosting since I'm hosting my personal stuff with them for more than 5 years already.

- countless features and scripts to use, you can build pretty much anything you may ever need with the variety of tested / reviewed scripts available in your cPanel, excellent value for one's buck
- no hidden charges and non sense, upgrading to dedicated is a painless process and long term customers are valued
- you can up or downscale your hosting needs easily w. the shared dedicated solution if you are in need of a temporary modification
- excellent support

CERTIFIED HOSTING is worth checking out.


kacy 01-14-2016 02:27 PM

Thanks for sticking it out :) The problems would have just followed you.
Keep your WP UPDATED!!! And you won't have these issues. My PSA for the day, lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by MATRIX1984 (Post 20696204)
I've had the same exact same experience with Certified, but with a dozen WordPress sites that I shoddily maintained for 4-6 years and will now be deleted, so I was looking for a new host and found this thread. Pretty funny reading!

I've decided to keep hosting with Certified. Apart from this situation, which would be devastating to me if the sites were earning, Certified's support has always been the best.



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